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DontBeNastyAug 21, 2015

Because Hitman is all about explosive action and shootouts, and not methodical stealth assassinations. Also did anyone notice how stupid this movie is? How you catch up to someone who runs his lungs out, by walking? Since when Agent 47 hasBecause Hitman is all about explosive action and shootouts, and not methodical stealth assassinations. Also did anyone notice how stupid this movie is? How you catch up to someone who runs his lungs out, by walking? Since when Agent 47 has bulletproof skin? BTW The movie has the worse kind of 80s punch lines and you will be asking to find the guy who wrote the dialogue and make him eat the script along with the actors. This movie is confused, forggetable, a vegatable, pizza, table, door and I could propably go on about mentioning random words because with this movie it doesn't matter.
To its credit there are some cool shooting moments, but they don't redeem anything.… Expand

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4787Aug 21, 2015

DNO. To nie jest film z klimatem jak gry o Hitmanie. To film dla jakiś lalusiów i panienek w białych kozaczkach. Tego nie da się oglądać. Zero nawiązania do serii gier. Jeszcze niech elton john muzykę zrobi pod ten film i bedzie super

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MrandomAug 23, 2015

The first half of the film develops a new form of cinematography which can only be described as "hallucinatory". It was achieved thru a combination of non-sense dialogue, shaky camera, blurry lighting and pointless close-ups. The plot is aThe first half of the film develops a new form of cinematography which can only be described as "hallucinatory". It was achieved thru a combination of non-sense dialogue, shaky camera, blurry lighting and pointless close-ups. The plot is a mess throughout the film but the first half was particularly awful. 47 was even the antagonist in the first half. No one really give a sh*t about some girl with superpower. The audiences are here to see 47 and assassination, not some girl with anxiety problems and some map that the camera never gives a clear view but keeps shaking in front of it.

And we are certainly not here to see excessive BOOMs and BANGs. Sadly enough, this second 47 movie is still more about violence not assassination. Rubert Friend himself looks a lot more like a soldier than an assassin, so that's why he looks pretty good in the soldier outfit in the film. He is too young to be 47, and he is not cold enough. It is good to see some "stealth" element in this movie. The part when 47 "trains" Katia has something new and should be pretty interesting to hardcore fans. But such "stealth" is always followed by more excessive violence. Horrible.

Superpower is certainly not acceptable in 47 series. Bullet-proof skin? This is not a Marvel movie. 47 admitting the opponent is stronger? That is not 47. 47 is always the best, although he is not perfect. That is one of the many beauties of Hitman. We don't need a superman or supervillain because that's just unreal. Katia's "instinct"-like power is not very acceptable either. In Hitman: Absolution, 47's instinct ability was achieved thru hard training, but Katia's power is more like a result of an implantation. After all, it is NEVER CLEARLY EXPLAINED in the entire film.

The background of the Agency and Diana is never explained as well. Non-player audiences won't understand Diana's role in the plot. What's more astonishing is that 47 works against Diana, and Diana shows her face a lot (she may have never shown her face in the game. The one who died in Absolution might not be the real Diana), and...Diana is a Chinese! Are you f**king kidding me? Her voice is clearly using voice over because I know that Chinese actress doesn't speak good English. Why does western films use Chinese actress so often? A violence film like Hitman is gonna be censored by Chinese government anyway. BTW, she was using a stage name in the Cast (Angelababy), b*itchy, uh? And it was the first time that I see a film's cast is sorted in alphabetical order, so this "Angel-a-baby" could be on top. She must have slept with the producer. She is that notorious in China, really.

Lack of continuation with the video game is another weakness of this film. We already have the girl Victoria who is likely to be a sidekick of 47, so why does the film reboot completely and introduce some new genetic scientist and some lady whose power is not so realistic? And eventually the film turned 47 against 48 who is supposed to be dead in the game long time ago. Plus the appearance of Mr. 48 does not even make sense because Katia is Miss. 90 already. Why would the Agency send one agent to fight one similar model and one superior model? Again, the plot is a mess. Please just stick with the game.

There are some elements such as the "stealth" part I mentioned that are inherited the game. Another example is the bathing scene of Katia. It was a non-sense scene but it refers to the bathing Diana in Absolution. These are some sparks that players might find interesting, but for non-players, these are just some non-sense rubbish. The main dilemma for Hitman films so far is the difficulty of balancing traditional action elements and Hitman's stealth element. I think you can never achieve both the staggering visual effect and the "silent kill" philosophy of stealth games. It will take a grandmaster director who is also a Hitman fan to create a new genre of film, the stealth film. As much as I can imagine, it will be a film in a form like Run Lola Run in which 47 carefully plans his moves in his hideout, imagining different infiltration plans (some action elements may be applied here) until he find a way through, not touching the surrounding environment at all. Planning the moves is always the major beauty of Hitman games.… Expand

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Mazmorrero47Aug 21, 2015

With Fantastic Four and now Hitman: Agent 47, Fox underestimated the intelligence of its audience by believing they will swallow anything that comes from a known IP. It's borderline comical how they had a second chance to do justice to theWith Fantastic Four and now Hitman: Agent 47, Fox underestimated the intelligence of its audience by believing they will swallow anything that comes from a known IP. It's borderline comical how they had a second chance to do justice to the wonderful Hitman series, and they hired the same writer behind the 2007 disaster (not to mention the butchering of Wolverine and John McClane) for the reboot (Skip Woods, who is probably not even a real person, just a pen name execs use when they get direct creative input in a script). I feel bad for Rupert Friend, because he's a really good actor and deserves better. Mad Max: Fury Road puts cashgrabs like this to shame.… Expand

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Ozymandias786Aug 30, 2015

So usually I would write a rating then explain why but with this cluster f**k no explaination needed.

Story - 0
Characters and acting - 1
Cinematography - 2
Sound - 1
Enjoyment - 0
Ending - 0

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LowbrowCinemaAug 31, 2015

The dog days of August are here! But where are the deliciously bad, in a good way, movies? Was hoping for that with HITMAN: AGENT 47. Got instead a dull faux video game with dreadful performances and very sad attempts to mimic Tarantino. AIMThe dog days of August are here! But where are the deliciously bad, in a good way, movies? Was hoping for that with HITMAN: AGENT 47. Got instead a dull faux video game with dreadful performances and very sad attempts to mimic Tarantino. AIM LOWER GUYS! And sorry Zachary Quinto, you're destined to win a Razzie for this one. But again, just for being bad. Not truly BAD. And poor Rupert Friend, Why? You finally got respect with HOMELAND only to do this? Time for a new manager.… Expand

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gunnyartAug 26, 2015

Why o' Why did I waste my time?!?

I didn't give it a zero because I think that should be left for only the Most egregious offenders. It was sorta slick and stylized and I never expected it to be believable so the suspension of it wasn'tWhy o' Why did I waste my time?!?

I didn't give it a zero because I think that should be left for only the Most egregious offenders.

It was sorta slick and stylized and I never expected it to be believable so the suspension of it wasn't an issue in spite of how completely ridiculous it was in the believability department.

I remember playing the early video game and I'd have to say it was a much better use of ninety minutes.… Expand

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Rebecca31Nov 8, 2015

Meet 47, a hitman who changes disguises so quickly he'll give superman a run for his money, a hitman so menacing he needs his own theme music and slo-motion walk wherever he goes. The very first scene sets the tone for this (so bad it's good)Meet 47, a hitman who changes disguises so quickly he'll give superman a run for his money, a hitman so menacing he needs his own theme music and slo-motion walk wherever he goes. The very first scene sets the tone for this (so bad it's good) action movie, starring Rupert Friend and Zachary Quinto. The last film adaptation of this game wasn't exactly a success and to try again just seemed like a waste of time and money. With absolutely mad fight scenes and laugh out loud dialogue you get this entertaining over the top popcorn movie. Also this film has one of the worst uses of the Wilhelm scream ever. Recommended if you can switch your brain off for 96 minutes.… Expand

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EpicLadySpongeJan 13, 2016

Please stop ruining video games with these kinds of movies. When you start to wonder why does Hitman get away with a movie sequel that turns out to be bad in front of my face, then the answer is that because they want to get money.

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Fricke88Sep 1, 2015

If you even have the slightest bit of self-respect, don't watch this movie (even for free). It's no more than a clumsy Hitman ripoff, waiting to steal your time and money.

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V1rTuAug 21, 2015

Eto samiy blyad hudshii vilm po igram. Kak rezhiseru udalos pereplunut Uve Bolla? ETO HUITA! GG - Prosto huesos b plaksa a ne agent 47! Nahui blyad vas, vernite bablo!

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Annoymous1Oct 9, 2015

An absolute disgrace to the Hitman games, while the game is all about stealth and keeping undetected, this game is about run and gun, kill everyone action. It's terrible, and it's just so insulting that it yields no enjoyment. Just don'tAn absolute disgrace to the Hitman games, while the game is all about stealth and keeping undetected, this game is about run and gun, kill everyone action. It's terrible, and it's just so insulting that it yields no enjoyment. Just don't watch this, it's not worth your time.… Expand

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ThegodfathersonAug 26, 2015

Agent 47 is a return to the basic, crap old formula of video game movies. Despite having slick and amazing action sequences, 47 still retains its stupidity. The storyline is nothing special, in a jiffy, Zachary Quinto at his worst as a copAgent 47 is a return to the basic, crap old formula of video game movies. Despite having slick and amazing action sequences, 47 still retains its stupidity. The storyline is nothing special, in a jiffy, Zachary Quinto at his worst as a cop helping a girl to escape a supercool agent named Agent 47. That line describes the mishmash that was Hitman: Agent 47. It is gleefully violent, terribly long, horribly acted and has a rotten storyline that we have seen before. So, it's a seen-it all assassin movie right? Wrong. This movie gets the basics wrong. The first instalment was a fresher take on the video game. It was bad, but stupid, Friday night fun. See, both of the films bear no resemblance to the games, expect taking the bald action Hitman from them. Everything else is cheesy, rotten plot. Also, no fu**ing stealth! Timothy Oleympiant made a better Hitman than Rupert Friend. He was cool and all, but he had no charm that the previous had. Just a fact. Overall, a brain dead action movie with a few decent action scenes.… Expand

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IdontliketomatoSep 23, 2015

Ok so first of all, if you have never played the games or watched the first Hitman movie, you might enjoy this movie enough to not start crying over how much of a waste of time and money this was (If you are into action movies without anyOk so first of all, if you have never played the games or watched the first Hitman movie, you might enjoy this movie enough to not start crying over how much of a waste of time and money this was (If you are into action movies without any context, a meaningful storyline, interesting characters and sophisticated dialogues).

So if you don't know the Hitman Universe basically you get:
- Dialogues as deep as a saucer.
- Supporting roles as interesting and charismatic as a pebble stone.
- No context or reasons why everything happens.
- Mediocre acting performance.
- Sometimes forcefully inserted emotions as if the writers finished it and then spread "twists" and "feelings" over their work to make you care about the characters (which didn't work out very well).
- Obvious and bad CGI.
So if you can live with those things then you will probably enjoy this movie because the action sequences and the fighting itself is pretty good.
But then if the movie fails at everything but the action, it needs more of it. (Hurts a bit saying that as a Hitman veteran but for fans like me is more further down in this review)
So in the end there could be more of the action instead of useless scenes which did nothing to 'story' development and made just no sense.
If i was to rate this movie without thinking about the Agent 47 i know, i would have had probably given this movie a 4 to 5 out of 10.

So now for the Hitman fans:
I re-watched the first Hitman movie and i really like that movie now thanks to this one.
Because it was at least a bit like the games.
The trademark of Agent 47 is stealth which was barely shown in the movie.
There were a handful of scenes where he would disguise or sneak up on enemies.
But it was not one bit thrilling to watch those scenes because there was no tension at all.
And of course all the points as mentioned above count too, because even the old games had better stories, dialogues and interesting characters than this movie had.
In the end there were still some pretty decent scenes of Agent 47 just not giving a f*** and going on a killing spree which have their right to exist in Hitman since Hitman: Absolution.
Also Rupert Friend did a surprisingly good job portraying Agent 47. (The only character you would care for in this movie)

To conclude:
If you're not a fan of the Hitman games and like action movies without deeper stories - go ahead give this movie a shot, it would be worth lending it from a video rental store.
If you're a fan of the series - believe me you are better off not spending any money for this thing.… Expand

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DatamariFeb 2, 2016

Can I hire a hitman for Hitman: Agent 47?
Hitman: Agent 47 is the game tie-in title that seemed like a decent idea for a movie. I personally really liked the Hitman games, but this movie is NOT a Hitman movie. It's supposed to be all aboutCan I hire a hitman for Hitman: Agent 47?
Hitman: Agent 47 is the game tie-in title that seemed like a decent idea for a movie. I personally really liked the Hitman games, but this movie is NOT a Hitman movie. It's supposed to be all about stealth and secrecy to take out the target. This movie has over-the-top action, which was NOT what we expected. Sure, what's there is pretty badass, but the acting is crap, and the story is stupid. This movie is the true example of missed potential. Honestly, after seeing this movie, i'm scared for the FNaF movie.

Hitman: Agent 47 gets a 3/10.… Expand

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Roger1718Aug 17, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. If you have seen the trailer, you have seen the movie... do not waste your money on this garbage. This movie simply proves once again that making another adaptation of a classic game is simply destined to failed. Hopefully in the future a good adaptation will finally be made, but so far, this is just another disappointment.… Expand

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hithereimpizzaOct 1, 2015

Absolute rubbish, mindless overused Hollywod action, Hitman is all about stealth and being a silent assassin, but this is a plain insult to the Hitman franchise.If you're a fan of the games, you'll hate this movie, if you don't know theAbsolute rubbish, mindless overused Hollywod action, Hitman is all about stealth and being a silent assassin, but this is a plain insult to the Hitman franchise.If you're a fan of the games, you'll hate this movie, if you don't know the games, you'll find it average.Wouldn't recommend this ''movie'' to anyone.… Expand

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vgmkyleAug 31, 2015

It's unfortunate that the films can't tap into the intelligence of the game franchise. Hitman could make a great movie, and a great film is not what you will get with Agent 47. Filled to the brim with common cinema sins, and horrible actingIt's unfortunate that the films can't tap into the intelligence of the game franchise. Hitman could make a great movie, and a great film is not what you will get with Agent 47. Filled to the brim with common cinema sins, and horrible acting -- this is definitely one of the worst movies of the year.… Expand

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StevieGJDSep 3, 2015

I love action movies and allow for a great deal of impossible and implausible things in them. But c'mon. This movie is terrible. The action is not filmed particularly well (though it is the best part). The acting is awful. The story isI love action movies and allow for a great deal of impossible and implausible things in them. But c'mon. This movie is terrible. The action is not filmed particularly well (though it is the best part). The acting is awful. The story is coring and predictable. I don't understand why this was made. Oh yes. i paid money to see this dribble.… Expand

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KadeemluvmusicMar 8, 2016

What a pile of garbage another video game movie Hollywood has to offer. Hitman: Agent 47 wasn't quite nearly as good as the 2007 Hitman movie (which is actually pretty decent), for whatever reason Fox has tried to bank on a wasted franchiseWhat a pile of garbage another video game movie Hollywood has to offer. Hitman: Agent 47 wasn't quite nearly as good as the 2007 Hitman movie (which is actually pretty decent), for whatever reason Fox has tried to bank on a wasted franchise potential, but Agent 47 is just as terrible as the name of the movie itself.

The story is useless, the acting is dull, none of the action scenes weren't that special, it's just a carbon clone of The Matrix and Splinter Cell. Screw this movie if you can because there's no stealthing in this movie. That's exactly Strike 2 for Fox's ill-advised reboots, Fant4stic and Hitman: Agent 47.… Expand

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LoucetiosJan 26, 2016

Somehow they turned a movie about Agent 47 into a movie about some chick who for some reason has the same abilities despite having zero training or experience. They just invented a mary sue for seemingly no reason. She has nothing to do withSomehow they turned a movie about Agent 47 into a movie about some chick who for some reason has the same abilities despite having zero training or experience. They just invented a mary sue for seemingly no reason. She has nothing to do with the games or previous films

No explanation for this is given and the movie becomes entirely about her. The decision to make Agent 47 a sidekick in his own movie is nothing short of baffling. From the trailer she's barely shown because they knew a movie that wasn't about Agent 47 would be reviled.

Fans will hate it, Agent 47's actor does a terrible job at emulating 47's coldness, the action is dull and predictable.

My expectations were basically nothing and after 44 minutes I turned it off. Probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

If you're trying to decide whether to torrent this or watch it, don't. Do something else with your 2 hours 30 minutes. Just about anything else will be better.… Expand

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TimeOfTheChimpsFeb 8, 2016

Hitman: Agent 47 is nothing more than a dull action-thriller that barely resembles the game it's based off of, with the biggest issues being the loud, rambunctious action scenes which the games aren't very much about, and the two forgettableHitman: Agent 47 is nothing more than a dull action-thriller that barely resembles the game it's based off of, with the biggest issues being the loud, rambunctious action scenes which the games aren't very much about, and the two forgettable lead characters who I'm given no real reason to care for. If there is one positive, it's that the actor portraying Agent 47 does an exceptionally good job with the role, though it's not enough to save this headache.… Expand

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LinttaFlamingoJan 14, 2017

This movie sucks. Rupert Friend is alright as the character, but the characters themselves suck. The technical side is ok, but the movie sucks. Instead of it being interesting, it sucks. Oh and by the way, it sucks.

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UrbanlistenerSep 16, 2016

I wont waste to much time on this movie since the director didn't either. Its bad. Its bland. Its all over the place. Its a generic piece of garbage. Its sh-t.

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YoloSwag4DogeJun 2, 2016

I'm all for some bad ass action, but the corniness of this movie frequently made me cringe. There's parts that make no sense, like a broken gun suddenly working and a 'jump in front of a bullet to save someone' moment WHILE HOLDING A LOADEDI'm all for some bad ass action, but the corniness of this movie frequently made me cringe. There's parts that make no sense, like a broken gun suddenly working and a 'jump in front of a bullet to save someone' moment WHILE HOLDING A LOADED GUN! The main characters are constantly standing in front of point blank automatic fire that sprays all around them in a perfect silhouette. The whole movie is just really silly with no stakes to it because the main characters are invincible. All they do is spin in circles all the time while firing dual pistols in all directions. It sounds cool, but this movie manages to make it all really lame. All in all I found it pretty boring.… Expand

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CineAutoctonoDec 25, 2015

Hitman : Agent 47 was a film I was expecting but did not expect was totally boring , except in the action scenes , even boring the final scene, yade this movie I can not cover.

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FivluihSep 6, 2015

This movie was just boring and not much fun to watch. The characters were soulless pieces of meat plodding along on this nonsensical journey of explosions, shooting and bad writing! I never played the games and the last Hitman movie was okThis movie was just boring and not much fun to watch. The characters were soulless pieces of meat plodding along on this nonsensical journey of explosions, shooting and bad writing! I never played the games and the last Hitman movie was ok if I'm being generous, but I could not bring myself to like anything I saw. Everything had been done before and better in other movies. It was just a standard action movie that could have done or said anything and would have had the same result. Save your money, wait for to to come to Netflix and then don't watch it anyways!… Expand

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marianodSep 22, 2015

It's time to clear the board and start again with new (fresh) ideas, new actors or just with another concepts... always the same. bored to death!!!!!!

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AnarchyAusOct 27, 2015

In the opening 6 minutes the film stuffs up key aspects of the game that being that agent 47 is a "silent assassin", It only took the film makers 6 minutes to completely **** up the concept of the game. The amount of stuff in the film thatIn the opening 6 minutes the film stuffs up key aspects of the game that being that agent 47 is a "silent assassin", It only took the film makers 6 minutes to completely **** up the concept of the game. The amount of stuff in the film that doesn't make sense feels like it's insulting the views intelligent's. Agent 47 speaks with a smug expression and comes off as a person trying to sound like bad ass instead of somebody who already is. The story feels like they threw a bunch of cliche Action plot lines into one film and tired to make it make sense.… Expand

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nahtan1244May 4, 2016

This movie was just bad. Sometimes I like movies that the critics didn't like spectre, parental guidance, cheaper by the dozen 2 etc. but the reviews for this movie completely justify how bad the movie is. I have never played a hitman gameThis movie was just bad. Sometimes I like movies that the critics didn't like spectre, parental guidance, cheaper by the dozen 2 etc. but the reviews for this movie completely justify how bad the movie is. I have never played a hitman game before so i had no idea what to expect when going to this movie. The first couple of action scenes and opening are somewhat engaging but after the first action scene every fight after that seemed the same boring and tiresome than the last. It seemed like the director was like you know i don't really care for this movie much so lets make every action scene after this one really forgettable. Don't even get me started on all the horrible slow motion. Zachary quinto plays a terrible villain. rupart wayatt plays a borderline ok/terrible hitman, the women who plays the girl was basically the movies only saving grace and that is not saying much because she is pretty bad. The movie as a whole seems like another Michel bay action movie with no robots and only one dimensional human characters. So i leave you guys with this this movie is just as bad as the critics are suggesting they are not crazy this action movie is boring, generic and totally forgettable.… Expand

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JunelKeanJun 30, 2017

Rupert Friend plays a hitman named 47 in the reboot of the video game, no one really asked for to be a movie. He teams up with Katia (Ware), the daughter of a scientist who has gone missing, but John (Quinto) tries to stop the both of them inRupert Friend plays a hitman named 47 in the reboot of the video game, no one really asked for to be a movie. He teams up with Katia (Ware), the daughter of a scientist who has gone missing, but John (Quinto) tries to stop the both of them in the order of his agency.

Although Friend does a good job in conveying life to a very soulless figure, everybody does not care about him, because there is not enough attachment going on with him towards the audience. And that is because of the script - it is written awfully with bad dialogue and cheap one-liners. Moreover, Agent 47 is a boring lead figure because he is one-dimensional and lacks in personality. The fight scenes are also kindly choreographed, but it is not enough to sustain its plot.

VERDICT: Hitman: Agent 47 does not remove the spell of video game movies, moreover, it continues the curse of it.… Expand

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bozayedFeb 28, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. i like the first one (hitman 2007), and when I heard about this , i was so excited i thought it's the sequel or something like that , but after i watched it , omg !? this one was so so disappointed .

it's supposed to be a movie about (hitman) which means crime ,action and blood, etc. but they turn the movie to a (superhero genre) who take many bullets and still walk !! really !! wtf .

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BroyaxJan 18, 2017

Rupert Friend n'est pas en cause dans ce fiasco et je tiens à dédouaner cet acteur qui a déjà prouvé sa valeur dans la série Homeland. Son interprétation du célèbre crâne d'oeuf est assez juste ou conforme à l'idée que l'on s'est faite duRupert Friend n'est pas en cause dans ce fiasco et je tiens à dédouaner cet acteur qui a déjà prouvé sa valeur dans la série Homeland. Son interprétation du célèbre crâne d'oeuf est assez juste ou conforme à l'idée que l'on s'est faite du personnage au fil des nombreux jeux vidéo plus ou moins (in)égaux en qualité depuis nombre d'années. Cela étant, Timothy Olyphant proposait une interprétation également digne d'intérêt dans la précédente adaptation qui fait figure de chef-d'oeuvre intemporel en comparaison de la ridicule bouffonnerie ici présente.

D'abord, l'histoire -déjà discutable- est racontée maladroitement, pour ne pas dire n'importe comment ; le scénario multiplie les improbables scènes d'action et raccourcis, faisant de 47 un "super-héros" en costard à cravate rouge. Le film abuse des images de synthèse et se laisse aller trop souvent, les séquences sombrent dans le burlesque et la réalisation au montage agité, aux effets accélérés a vite raison de notre patience.

47 abuse aussi de l'hyper-communication parce qu'elle est trop "cool" et trop "chébran" : il retrouverait le collier qu'a perdu ton clébard en train de se soulager dans un bus il y a 6 mois au Tadjikistan. Même James Bond est largué : il flingue pas 3 bagnoles avec son smartphone, lui.

Enfin, comme si cela ne suffisait pas à noyer le 47 sous cette avalanche de conneries, la fille est une super-méga-héroïne précognitive et médium. Il n'y a plus qu'à leur mettre des collants et une cape et on est bon. Putain, quel massacre.… Expand

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