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YfdhApr 21, 2021

A whole bunch of destruction and the typical mastermind being killed by his own creation. The sign language thing was corny, and there were no meaningful human characters. It was boring, I was falling asleep and had to fight myself to stay upA whole bunch of destruction and the typical mastermind being killed by his own creation. The sign language thing was corny, and there were no meaningful human characters. It was boring, I was falling asleep and had to fight myself to stay up and watch.… Expand

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Gamb1t66May 17, 2021

Giant ape punches things. Giant lizard punches things. At one point they punch each other. Then they team up to punch a mecha lizard. Bland, underdeveloped humans react. It's exactly what you'd expect, but on IMAX!

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adamgamageApr 24, 2021

Cinema is dead and so are my brain cells. If you liked this please try watching one of the classic monster movies.

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BroyaxApr 25, 2021

Je ne m’y attendais pas… toutes mes espérances en matière de godziconneries ont été dépassées ! on atteint ici des ‘sommets’ insoupçonnables dans ce tissu de conneries épais comme ça boulotté par des scénaristes stagiaires complètement à côtéJe ne m’y attendais pas… toutes mes espérances en matière de godziconneries ont été dépassées ! on atteint ici des ‘sommets’ insoupçonnables dans ce tissu de conneries épais comme ça boulotté par des scénaristes stagiaires complètement à côté de leurs pompes !

C’est un véritable… festival d’absurdités et d’inepties qui partent dans tous les sens : une catastrophe ! des **** cons qui mettent à jour un complot (ololol) à propos d’un mégalomane (on dirait Elon Musk, non ?) et de son gros robot (tout buggué évidemment) ; une gamine muette qui parle par signes à King Kong (lol ?) ; des trous du cul qui vont au centre de la Terre avec des vaisseaux spatiaux (quoi ?!) et j’en passe… et des pires.

En plus, ça se traîne carrément, ça bavarde et ça raconte de la merde… et ça meuble ! alors qu’on attend la prochaine scène d’action, laquelle s’avère en fin de compte aussi décevante que la précédente. Et pourtant, c’est peau de chagrin à cet égard… Une baston dans la flotte (aucun intérêt) et une ville oui… mais la nuit, ce qui permet de limiter les ‘fameux’ effets spéciaux puisqu’on voit rien… ou presque !

Bref, du foutage de gueule et de la grosse merde de A à Z, ce combat de ‘titans' ! navrant et pitoyable.… Expand

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eded9999May 3, 2021

Hot steaming garbage from every point...............................................................................

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Toasty87Apr 25, 2021

Absolutely the worst film to feature king Kong and Godzilla ever no story progress.

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TVJerryApr 13, 2021

We can dispense with the plot, because it’s the usual…with the exception of a whole fantasy world that’s really ridiculous and a new mechanical foe. There’s plenty of VERY NOISY combat between the title characters and 2 sets of people runningWe can dispense with the plot, because it’s the usual…with the exception of a whole fantasy world that’s really ridiculous and a new mechanical foe. There’s plenty of VERY NOISY combat between the title characters and 2 sets of people running around trying to save the world or Kong. The effects aren’t special and the fights are a blur of hits and slams. Only hardcore fans of this legendary duo will want to bother.… Expand

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Soulsborne7Apr 14, 2021

اصلا فیلم خوبی نبود.دیگه از فیلمای ابر قهرمانی حالم به هم میخوره.همشون چرتو پرت شدن...

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Keshan123Mar 31, 2021

Animation of the monsters were great but the story didn't have anything much. If you just enjoy seeing monsters fighting then you would enjoy this

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DeathlyDrew22Apr 1, 2021

This movie was just bad from start to finish. It didn't introduce any of the new characters or why we should care. The pacing was awful and it didn't explain anything as to what happened after the events of KOTM. I actually enjoyed KOTM andThis movie was just bad from start to finish. It didn't introduce any of the new characters or why we should care. The pacing was awful and it didn't explain anything as to what happened after the events of KOTM. I actually enjoyed KOTM and this movie was a mess. The fight scenes between Godzilla and King Kong were fun, Mechagodzilla was interesting but I think could have been cooler. But overall added zero to the overall story. And what the heck is hollow earth? I feel like they sort of explained it in KOTM, but this movie acted as if it was just a matter of fact.… Expand

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Realistic1000Apr 1, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Honestly I feel this movie had so much potential but it missed its mark by a mile plus some. Don’t get me wrong the movie is climatic and has a story line you can follow with decent graphics but the build up for this movie was overhyped I feel a couple changes this movie is one for the age a classic to this crappy decade. I saw a angry fat lizard and a man in a monkey costume fight. I feel if kong had more of a “kong”look like In 2005 starring Naomi Watts, Jacc Blacc and , Adrien Brody it would’ve gave a more aggressive look instead of a ape man walking 50 feet tall speaking of heights let’s not start on how nerfed Godzilla had to be to compete in this movie or be I’m alone it will really be a shame if he stays this size in future movies as in Godzilla i and Godzilla king of monsters he stood a grand (2014) height: 355 ft tall length: 550ft 4in then in (2019) heigh: 393ft tall length: 582ft where in Godzilla vs Kong Godzilla comes in with a height of “ 177 meters” and Kong coming in at around “107 meters” but honestly if we take a closer look they probably stand if I’m being nice 200 to 300 feet tops and that’s if I’m being nice major nerf on Godzilla’s part but kong like I said before just didn’t evolve as much as Godzilla and I know that there’s some speculation about physics and gravity and food to keep up with there weight etc but it’s a movie we know it’s not real we can bring non logical things into play and still have rules for it make it make sense that’s an invalid excuse and it’s contradicting as hell. I will jump bacc to that later but let’s talk about the actors and visuals all in all the graphics of the movie were nice there were some iffy parts but other than that well done drew me in grabbed my attention as an audience now acting I know human story line doesn’t matter in a titan vs titan championship match we don’t care who gets the girl in this one just shows me the plasma beams and beating chests but the main characters we were given in this movie lacced emotion and skill with big open eyes and powerful facial expressions they let me know I’m watching a movie about a giant monkey suit man and a cranky over weight gecco if I’m being brutally honest it was a movie with a bunch of amateurs with to many close ups with a couple of point of view shots trying to get paid. Also where is the security “apex” after building there super weapon in the movie had all the money in the world it seemed like training with other titans perfecting there technology constructing a metal strong enough to fight with Godzilla that they forgot to hire more than to people to protect the base as to where 3 kids could sneak into the facility and let there number one reason for being a company blow up in there fave it’s like they quit and became civilians who stayed to watch the post fight at the end of the movie Though it did have its moments in the movie that were actually good you can tell this was a movie for a beginning crew cough cough an “ Adam wingard vision” instead of a very much needed “Michael Dougherty” vision lots of work that needs to be done you can tell it’s not a legendary Godzilla you could compare to the one we saw fight king ghidorah with at least 30 fighter jets swarming Godzilla like flies while he enters the arena to save emma with red eyes instead of brown it seems the atomic explosion took a lot out of the big guy and hopefully his offspring is out working hard and could be 2xs the size he ever was because as of two years ago Godzilla would’ve never been able to step one foot on a navy ship let alone let missiles hurt him if they would’ve kept Godzilla at that same intensity and gave kong some more gorilla like features while beefing him up as well this movie would’ve been been 1000 percent better with a decent actors who know a camera is going to be recording them and an criticizing audience watching this could be a banger but fr night it’s a meh wouldn’t spend money on anything else like it unless some major changes took into play mechagodzilla was dope tho mechanic ghidorah next don’t let me down… again!… Expand

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RumentinoApr 1, 2021

Terrible!!! I can't believe they just killed the franchise with such a terrible movie... Don't waste your money and time watching this...

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Bartleby_theCatApr 1, 2021

I wanted to like this movie so much, but it feels like it was written by a 10 year old. The story is so convoluted. It seems like half of the movie was devoted to finding Kong’s axe. Of course I’m willing to suspend disbelief while watching aI wanted to like this movie so much, but it feels like it was written by a 10 year old. The story is so convoluted. It seems like half of the movie was devoted to finding Kong’s axe. Of course I’m willing to suspend disbelief while watching a monster movie, but the movie-maker has got to try to be somewhat reasonable. The whole Hollow Earth realm seemed like it was imagined by a child. The Madison character (and that entire story arc) contributed absolutely nothing. The only thing I liked about it was that there was an actual winner (unlike Batman v. Superman).… Expand

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Blade123crazyMar 31, 2021

I would rather get a root canal than have to watch this movie again. The United Nations just issued a press release saying this movie is a crime against humanity and I couldn’t agree more.

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Dr-Iron-MaidenApr 1, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Não contrataram um roteirista não? Robô? QUE BOSTA DE FILME! Um arranjo nerd teen...… Expand

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andrekensei40Mar 31, 2021

mais do mesmo, kong virou um jobber, os personagens humanos sao descartaveis, as lutas sao legais, mas basicamente nao tem historia

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rndludMar 31, 2021

Boring and heavy on the social justice politics. Men are weak and moronic. Women are "strong and powerful". Message received. No thank you.

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RobobobMar 31, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is Michael Bay Transformers-level dumb. There's a set of annoying human side characters whose story is mostly pointless. Physics, scale and common sense are thrown out the window. At one scene the 2 are fighting on an aircraft carrier, in another they are taller than all of the buildings in Hong Kong. I did like that we got to see the inner Earth part of the story, but why did they need Kong to lead them down a hole where gravity does most of the work? And who or what built the shrine/temple down there? A giant Axe makes us believe that the apes are capable of making tools and building structures? Then why didn't Kong or any of his kind do anything like that on Skull Island for thousands of years? Also, this story reminds me so much of Batman vs Superman, where a conflict is quickly forced between the two headliners and just as quickly resolved. One super-awesome nod to Pacific Rim was the "pilot!" linking with the mechagodzilla. So I'm hoping that's where they go next... but good God, get some better writers.… Expand

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pedroglemesApr 1, 2021

The worst movie since Dragon Ball Evolution. Stupid and shallow, ideal for an idiotic brainless audience.

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snorkissApr 1, 2021

A children's after school special has more edge than this tame CGI monster flick, I would've given it a higher score if Kong had've eaten the irritating little girl - 3 stars

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Rmiles801Apr 2, 2021

I'm really not sure how so many people rate this a 6+, blows my mind, nobody should be giving this show a high rating, if you do then you just have no idea what makes a movie good, this show sucked... period. We watched this at a littleI'm really not sure how so many people rate this a 6+, blows my mind, nobody should be giving this show a high rating, if you do then you just have no idea what makes a movie good, this show sucked... period. We watched this at a little family gathering with 7 adults ranging from 18-40 and EVERY single one of us thought it was one of the worst movie's we've ever watched, half of us couldn't even finish it and stopped watching half way through, it's that bad, and that's coming from someone who was really looking forward to it.… Expand

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BanishmonApr 3, 2021

The entire movie is illogical, unexplained and contrived. The characters are mostly unlikable, and you can pretty much cut out everything until the last ten minutes where Kong and Godzilla beat the **** out of MechaGodzilla. LiterallyThe entire movie is illogical, unexplained and contrived. The characters are mostly unlikable, and you can pretty much cut out everything until the last ten minutes where Kong and Godzilla beat the **** out of MechaGodzilla. Literally everything leading up to that point can just be discarded because it's either that bland and stupid or doesn't even relate to the plot. Instead of an intelligent premise, this just relies on monke beat lizard. I wouldn't have so many problems with this, if it didn't pretend to be smart with a pseudo complex plot while being a very stupid film with a simple premise… Expand

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smallguycyclesApr 2, 2021

I wasn't expecting anything amazing...but even with that this was a complete let down. Some of the SFX were terrible (the water running of kong's face for example).
But the story and more so, characters just completely ruined it and were notI wasn't expecting anything amazing...but even with that this was a complete let down. Some of the SFX were terrible (the water running of kong's face for example).
But the story and more so, characters just completely ruined it and were not even in the realm of being remotely believable.

This needed to be a story about kong and godzilla and instead it was filled up with pointless characters such as two high school kids that break into a top level tech factory and try cracking the security on the computer of the most highly advanced project in the world. Seriously?!

The teenage girl is just BAD! The dominant 'alpha'...as a teenage girl. The teenage boy is a bumbling fool. The guy researcher is a bumbling fool that then suddenly saves kong and knows how to fly an experimental ship. The daughter of the tech dude is an alpha male that just offers nothing to the story. The only half decent character is the female researcher.

The motives of all these characters are horrible. The story is just plain pointless.

Just don't bother with this one.

It's akin to the first predator vs alien movie. Just an absolute waste of time and I found myself not turning off only because I'd committed 30 minutes of my time to it hoping it'd get better. Sesame Street is more interested that this junk.

And there's hardly enough fight scenes to justify people talking this up as 'watching it to see the fight scenes'. There's more fight in my 1 foot chihuahua than this movie!… Expand

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DexEngineerApr 2, 2021

Insanely bad writing, considering Godzilla movie opportunity... wait, it's actually Kong movie... not much Godzilla LOL. Bad Godzilla... WHAT!? All human characters are pointless.

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smartinvestor30Apr 3, 2021

Useless side stories with humans and they even wrote "Eleven" a role in the film (the most useless) one. Of course it's woke and you have the two guys following "Eleven" in every scene (I guess because she's more well known? but also becauseUseless side stories with humans and they even wrote "Eleven" a role in the film (the most useless) one. Of course it's woke and you have the two guys following "Eleven" in every scene (I guess because she's more well known? but also because of woke propaganda). All the women in the film seem to be sent by their fathers? Who wrote this trash? Daddy sent "strong female character" daughter to do everything?… Expand

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Brent_MarchantApr 3, 2021

In the interest of full disclosure, monster movies are far from my favorite genre. With that said, however, I must say that this high-gloss, big budget offering is one of the worst offerings in this milieu that I've ever seen. It's obviouslyIn the interest of full disclosure, monster movies are far from my favorite genre. With that said, however, I must say that this high-gloss, big budget offering is one of the worst offerings in this milieu that I've ever seen. It's obviously meant to be a purely visual feast, and, on that score, it does a passable job, with some dazzling special effects (but many that are also outright silly and eminently laughable). Then there's the story, which is devoid of coherence while perfecting the art of monodimensional character development. Much of the film comes across as if it were being told by a rambling five-year-old ("...this happened, and then this happened, then this happened, then this exploded, and..."). But, worst of all, by the time the picture comes to wrapping things up, it just goes on and on, turning terminally boring, if not sleep inducing. Unless you have an extreme craving for junk food cinema, don't waste your time with this mess.… Expand

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meydianarizki21Apr 17, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Great CGI can't compensate for awful story.
This is a mindless, plotless action flick with great action and effects but not much else. The plot is mundane, ridiculous and predictable. Much of it didn't even make any sense, because nothing is adequately explained. The acting is mostly awful. The editing made it difficult to follow what little plot there was. Actually the whole series of movies in this rebirth have all been really bad and this just continues that tradition. I am at a complete loss to explain the high ratings some people have given it and cannot recommend it all. Seriously don't bother with this..… Expand

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sproutpodApr 19, 2021

One of a handful of movies in my life I seriously considered walking out of in the middle. My wife left 1/2 way through, but I stuck it out. I was so bored that good acting and great effects could not compensate for a boring script. I felt noOne of a handful of movies in my life I seriously considered walking out of in the middle. My wife left 1/2 way through, but I stuck it out. I was so bored that good acting and great effects could not compensate for a boring script. I felt no reason to stick it out to the end. I know that it's a pandemic, and I am happy to lower my standards, but this film lacks story, and that is a deal breaker.… Expand

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IdontcaredoyouApr 21, 2021

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. So we've developed anti gravity and aircraft engines that can power small cities yet we've failed to notice the earth is hollow? It's good thing this is a CGI special effects movies because they didn't leave much in the budget for a script. And what little is there requires you to put you brain in 'do not disturb' mode for a couple hours. But considering it's a special effects movie the CGI is pretty hit and miss. In Kongs intro scene you get a great shot of him waking up in the morning, walking to the shower(waterfall) as he scratches his butt in the morning sun. But for Godzilla they have him surging up out of the ocean with his mouth open. It should have been an equally great scene with rivers of water running out of his huge mouth but they obscure it all in a big cheesy looking water mist cloud like they ran out of money mid effect so his big intro is very underwhelming. And it's like that through out. A varied mix of quality. But I need more than CGI anyway. I'm certain there were humans in it but I can't really remember any of them. But they are pretty much as superfluous as the script anyway. If you like effects movies and don't care much about the plot you might like it.… Expand

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Doul96May 1, 2021

Why do they keep bother to making film about Godzilla and/or Kong. Leave their legacy in peace, please...

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ARSMMar 31, 2021

The main issue isn't the plot about two titans, but the complete absence of the directors point of view. Anything that must come from director is missed here, like unified visuals, proper acting and characters development, even music isThe main issue isn't the plot about two titans, but the complete absence of the directors point of view. Anything that must come from director is missed here, like unified visuals, proper acting and characters development, even music is mostly missed (and Junkie XL is behind this somehow). Sadly, but even Pacific Rim 2 was way better, and same with the King of Monsters.… Expand

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SalemSladeApr 3, 2021

Worst in the series, a parody with loads of mysandry. Everything about mechagodzilla and hollow earth were too stupid to believe. And if the men aren't portrayed as children then they're made fun of, ordered, or killed to satisfy women theseWorst in the series, a parody with loads of mysandry. Everything about mechagodzilla and hollow earth were too stupid to believe. And if the men aren't portrayed as children then they're made fun of, ordered, or killed to satisfy women these days. They also killed a girl for simply being attractive because women hate other women too..… Expand