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dangersFeb 13, 2017

You should stay away from this utter garbage. It’s even worse than the first one. The writing, acting, directing, in a word everything in this film is uneven and awful. It feels more like a bad comedy than a romance/erotic movie.

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iCronicAug 7, 2017

Anal beads cost less than a movie ticket, so how about all the 45y old **** housewifes buy them instead of watching this trash

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JNOTROct 30, 2017

What a movie disaster! Bad, really bad! Where can I start? The script: it's repetitive, with totally forced situations and ridiculous dialogues, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson have chemistry and showed in other films that the two are goodWhat a movie disaster! Bad, really bad! Where can I start? The script: it's repetitive, with totally forced situations and ridiculous dialogues, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson have chemistry and showed in other films that the two are good actors, but, with a script like that! How can you act well if your dialogues are so stupid? For example: how can I take seriously a movie that at one point says "You taught me to **** she taught me how to love"? The film is repeated again and again in terms of plot and not even the sex scenes are interesting. The movie causes absolutely nothing. The new characters lack depth and time on the screen.… Expand

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CineAutoctonoDec 13, 2017

"Fifty Shades Darker" was a horrible movie. The protagonists doing their usual things, the boring story and its forced change, of sure and no one is interested in this erotic sequel and the pure morbid it causes.

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Humble_BragSep 22, 2017

The only good thing is that the people are pretty and the technical stuff is fine. Everything else is terrible. It's just two people having sex and having awkward conversations.

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CTHReviewsSep 10, 2018

Whoops, the franchise just got worse. Plot points that go nowhere, the characters still act like idiots or jerks, blah blah blah, you've heard this before.

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MoeLesterJrJul 13, 2018

I Watched this crap about 2 hours ago and already forgot whats in it except the cheesy dumb teenager sex fantasies. The plot holes are deeper than Anastasia's Vagina.

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harryjcFeb 13, 2017

There's no accounting for taste! Not sure why this movie is popular, but it's not very well written, or directed. I guess this is a franchise that's here to stay, since it's cheap to make, and turns a good profit.

Although for the moreThere's no accounting for taste! Not sure why this movie is popular, but it's not very well written, or directed. I guess this is a franchise that's here to stay, since it's cheap to make, and turns a good profit.

Although for the more discerning viewer, I would avoid this at all costs. If you watch the trailer you'll know what it's all about, only it's a lot worse than it looks. Oh, and the reviews here scoring it a 10 are I suspect fake.… Expand

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lyekay1Feb 14, 2017

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KingDevil999Feb 14, 2017

THe type of movie that shouldn't exist, you don't even need to watch to know it's garbage, don't come with that **** of ''you need to watch'' no you don't, you can see the flaws in the trailer aready, stupid plot, completely empty charactersTHe type of movie that shouldn't exist, you don't even need to watch to know it's garbage, don't come with that **** of ''you need to watch'' no you don't, you can see the flaws in the trailer aready, stupid plot, completely empty characters and overral mundane, don't waste your hard worked money on this crap, go play some video games, your time will be spent way better… Expand

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UNARMED_JORDFeb 26, 2017

What i thought wasn't possible is possible as proven by the second installment in the terrible film franchise that explores no story and is fueled with the worst feeling of boringness within it

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CheetahiceFeb 13, 2017

Fifty Shades Darker was more like Fifty Shades Dumb. The movie had a very unbelievable plot line and I also thought that the film was too dramatic. Fifty Shades of Grey wasn't that good so why even bother making a sequel that wasted theFifty Shades Darker was more like Fifty Shades Dumb. The movie had a very unbelievable plot line and I also thought that the film was too dramatic. Fifty Shades of Grey wasn't that good so why even bother making a sequel that wasted the talent of good actors and actresses.… Expand

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Creeper3455Feb 13, 2017

Fifty Shades Darker is not a dramatic movie nor a thriller. Instead, it acts as a comedy, because it's 2 hours of nothing, with a crashed helicopter scene and a forbidden love (kinda, not really?) that doesn't make any sense. This movieFifty Shades Darker is not a dramatic movie nor a thriller. Instead, it acts as a comedy, because it's 2 hours of nothing, with a crashed helicopter scene and a forbidden love (kinda, not really?) that doesn't make any sense. This movie throws some of the most loveable actors (same for the director) in one of the worst performances of 2017.The only good thing (mostly decent, not good) was the soundtrack with Nicki Minaj, Zayn etc. and that's it. In the end, 'Fifty Shades Darker' is another cash-grabby sequel, that has nothing to do with the book. And don't worry, it's worse than 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'.… Expand

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TVJerryFeb 16, 2017

This sequel lacks any of the original's assets (I really liked it. See my review here). The narrative ended with her (Dakota Johnson) walking out on her billionaire beau (Jamie Dornan). Before long, they're back together, which leads toThis sequel lacks any of the original's assets (I really liked it. See my review here). The narrative ended with her (Dakota Johnson) walking out on her billionaire beau (Jamie Dornan). Before long, they're back together, which leads to endless intimate discussions about commitment, boundaries and other boring drivel. The dialogue is embarrassingly pedestrian (I was predicting a number of lines before they were uttered). The sex scenes lacked any eroticism (but plenty of nudity) and the S&M component was PG-rated kink. The sprinkling of suspense and disaster feel contrived and add nothing. It doesn't help that the obnoxious soundtrack pounds home the character's emotional state with often ridiculously literal lyrics. Even the scenes of opulence lack visual snap. You'd have to be a true masochist to endure this painful experience. NOTE: If you must go, stay thru the early credits to see a preview of the next one.… Expand

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BrianMcCriticJul 4, 2017

Similar to the first one in almost every way. The film is competently shot, but wow is the story a complete bore. This is a soap opera mixed with pop song layered sex scenes just a complete waste of time. The last thirty minutes tried toSimilar to the first one in almost every way. The film is competently shot, but wow is the story a complete bore. This is a soap opera mixed with pop song layered sex scenes just a complete waste of time. The last thirty minutes tried to concoct a story out of nowhere but it is all around laughable. Overall a well filmed ball of nothing. D… Expand

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russiangamerApr 9, 2017

Признаюсь, первые 10 минут было даже... интересно.
Но потом начались те же 50 оттенков коричневого, которыми был первый фильм.
Не тратьте время на это.Признаюсь, первые 10 минут было даже... интересно.
Но потом начались те же 50 оттенков коричневого, которыми был первый фильм.
Не тратьте время на это.

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Muskrat147Mar 4, 2017

Deprived of any narrative intensity or tension, Darker lowers the series' status from bad to worse, and settles for simple "guilty pleasure" moments and laughable plot points.

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Edduardo20Mar 21, 2017

The only good thing about this movie is Tyler Hoechlin as Boyce Fox. And I can not even say if it was a role or a simple appearance.
Give the boy more than 3 minutes on screen, three or four dialogues with Dakota and Jamie and that could saveThe only good thing about this movie is Tyler Hoechlin as Boyce Fox. And I can not even say if it was a role or a simple appearance.
Give the boy more than 3 minutes on screen, three or four dialogues with Dakota and Jamie and that could save the entire movie.… Expand

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EpicLadySpongeFeb 10, 2017

Look what we have here. After the undeniable release of Fifty Shades of Grey, we all thought there wouldn't be a trilogy of this, but all they just want is more money (I am already aware of it being a book trilogy, but in reality, they madeLook what we have here. After the undeniable release of Fifty Shades of Grey, we all thought there wouldn't be a trilogy of this, but all they just want is more money (I am already aware of it being a book trilogy, but in reality, they made these for money) so they wouldn't just stop there. We all looked at this film to wonder if it's going to be better than its predecessor. Well, people, you're right but there just seems to be a problem in Fifty Shades Darker that isn't quite necessary whatsoever.… Expand

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RazvFeb 10, 2017

Hard to believe there can be a worse movie than the first one, but they've managed to pull through. If the first one at least had the vague 'pro' of meeting the characters (as mediocrely developed as they were), this one has nothing. It's aHard to believe there can be a worse movie than the first one, but they've managed to pull through. If the first one at least had the vague 'pro' of meeting the characters (as mediocrely developed as they were), this one has nothing. It's a shallow and boring experience from start to finish. And the only reason I assume anybody would like this, is because they can relate to some sexual desires of the characters, not at all due to the characters or the movie itself.… Expand

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sagatosamaFeb 15, 2017

Existem três modos de enxergar esse "Cinquenta Tons Mais Escuros", segundo filme da trilogia iniciada em "Cinquenta Tons de Cinza", baseado no livro homônimo de E.L. James. Ele pode ser visto como um drama erótico fracassado, uma comediaExistem três modos de enxergar esse "Cinquenta Tons Mais Escuros", segundo filme da trilogia iniciada em "Cinquenta Tons de Cinza", baseado no livro homônimo de E.L. James. Ele pode ser visto como um drama erótico fracassado, uma comedia involuntária bem-sucedida ou como uma obra perigosa que justifica e romantiza o comportamento machista e possessivo.… Expand

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bfoore90May 31, 2017

Much like its predecessor, this film brings absolutely nothing of value to the table. Deprived of any real story or fundamental tension, Darker does nothing for this already struggling glorified porn franchise but make it go from bad to awfulMuch like its predecessor, this film brings absolutely nothing of value to the table. Deprived of any real story or fundamental tension, Darker does nothing for this already struggling glorified porn franchise but make it go from bad to awful the span of 118 minutes.… Expand

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stanley834Jul 28, 2017

After watching Fifty Shades Darker, I’m still not convinced of it being a love story. Sure the abusive relationship is over, but Christian still has that manipulative and possessive personality that affects Ana’s personal space. Buying Ana’sAfter watching Fifty Shades Darker, I’m still not convinced of it being a love story. Sure the abusive relationship is over, but Christian still has that manipulative and possessive personality that affects Ana’s personal space. Buying Ana’s company unexpectedly and unnecessarily transferring money to her bank account, as well as knowing her account number is downright creepy as heck. After all that, he proposes her to marry him and she said yes. My primary reaction to that is “WTAF?!” She’s going to marry some dude who stalks her a lot and just uses her to fulfill his own desires.

Plus, the disappointing parts of the film is the gender-biased sex positions. No woman on top?! Not even once??!! CTFO!!! This is why I’m appalled of watching films that deal with this kind of **** After knowing more of his former submissives and childhood trauma, my opinion on Christian Grey and the book series remain the same. He is nothing but a deep-seated sadistic and goddamn conniving **** and the books deliver a misconstrued concept of romance.

I won’t be surprised if it's nominated for the Golden Raspberry Awards.… Expand

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eagleeyevikingJul 10, 2017

Led by a dumb protagonist, anchored by a non-existent plot, burdened by tedious pacing, overlong, decorated with atrocious dialogue, force fed with an unfocused and uninteresting mystery, bereft of all the tension in the book (especiallyLed by a dumb protagonist, anchored by a non-existent plot, burdened by tedious pacing, overlong, decorated with atrocious dialogue, force fed with an unfocused and uninteresting mystery, bereft of all the tension in the book (especially regarding the Elena subplot), and acted with no inspiration, Fifty Shades Darker can’t even be rescued by it’s occasional bursts of unintentional humour and a decent soundtrack.… Expand

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spencieOct 23, 2017

Why does this film exist, why have I seen it? Fifty Shades Darker is the worst film I have ever seen! The script is terrible! The characters are thinner than air, the plot is a rip off of a terrible movie so of course this film is gonna suck!Why does this film exist, why have I seen it? Fifty Shades Darker is the worst film I have ever seen! The script is terrible! The characters are thinner than air, the plot is a rip off of a terrible movie so of course this film is gonna suck! The first movie was absolutely terrible, and of course, the second film is terrible. I have not seen the first film and I will never watch it, I couldn't even finish this movie. I went to see it with a girl that I liked at the time and she kinda forced me, so that's why I saw it.… Expand

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chrisjee1234Jun 25, 2017

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Fifty Shades of Grey is better than this piece of crap. The sequel to the 2014 "hit" is so atrociously awful that it becomes hilarious by the end.

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DavidHoltzerJun 26, 2019

It's not like a hate this garbage because i am a man.It has no value except the camera work.Should we talk about the tedious plot, there's nothing to expect to happen.Oh geez this trash can't even depict pornography well.The characters areIt's not like a hate this garbage because i am a man.It has no value except the camera work.Should we talk about the tedious plot, there's nothing to expect to happen.Oh geez this trash can't even depict pornography well.The characters are boring, Christian being a psychopath and Anastasia is being her dumb self who has no reason being by Christians side.… Expand

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CraizdenMay 23, 2017

This movie was awful. Much more worser than the first movie. This movie was really boring, from start till the end. I don't recommend watching this movie.

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BroyaxDec 4, 2019

Ah merde, j'avais enregistré le film sur TFmerde et en le regardant ou plutôt en tentant de regarder cet immondice pour cerveaux dégoulinants par les oreilles, je vois un avertissement qui dit en substance que TFmerde passe la version softAh merde, j'avais enregistré le film sur TFmerde et en le regardant ou plutôt en tentant de regarder cet immondice pour cerveaux dégoulinants par les oreilles, je vois un avertissement qui dit en substance que TFmerde passe la version soft censurée pour toutes les audiences de grande écoute du dimanche soir...

Et donc alors, pas de cul ou tellement édulcoré qu'on se croirait sur la chaîne papale. Putain. Bon, remarquez, on ne rate rien je crois, car la gonzesse n'est pas au niveau et ne se signale que par sa banalité affligeante. Pas vraiment bonnasse mais pas moche, pas assez chiennasse pour autant : juste une meuf générique qu'on prendrait à peine pour une pub de liquide à vaisselle.

Encore que, faut voir... parce qu'elle a une sale gueule. Sérieusement. Elle est vilaine et elle serait tellement mieux avec un sac sur la tête quand son bellâtre dopé à tronche de cake daigne la besogner de temps à autre. Et même lui attacher les poignets. Avec deux sangles en cuir. Oh mais quelle perversité, je vous demande de vous arrêter, je suis choqué !

Bon, on l'a compris, c'est de l'érotisme made in Harlequin, cucul-la -praline, réalisé par un Flanby derrière la caméra. Idéal pour ronfler en somme ! et d'une bêtise qui s'ignore, une bêtise hallucinante.… Expand