Epic Movie
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation | Release Date: January 26, 2007
2.3
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Generally unfavorable reviews based on 350 Ratings
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AlecB.Jun 22, 2007
Agreeing with the 4 people below me by this being one of the worst movie ever made. I mean i thought date movie was atrocious so they have to make another one c'mon. This movie is mostly 4 kids that still think saying poop , and bitch Agreeing with the 4 people below me by this being one of the worst movie ever made. I mean i thought date movie was atrocious so they have to make another one c'mon. This movie is mostly 4 kids that still think saying poop , and bitch is funny. I gave this film a 1 because i had a minor laugh at the very end of the film and thats about it.… Expand
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AMovieCriticJun 24, 2007
Alright, I'm never someone who does this. I have never given a movie a 0 and always try to find something I like about every movie I see. I love the spoof genre and thought the Scary Movie's, Not Another Teen Movie, etc. etc. etc. Alright, I'm never someone who does this. I have never given a movie a 0 and always try to find something I like about every movie I see. I love the spoof genre and thought the Scary Movie's, Not Another Teen Movie, etc. etc. etc. were great. Epic Movie, though....I just can not believe it. The writing is so horrible, the jokes so desperately unfunny, the characters so annoying....I was just in shock when the credits rolled. This is, I think, the worst movie I have ever, EVER, seen in my entire life. In all honesty, this movie was so bad it was painful. I can not believe that anyone in their right minds thought this was funny. Kal Penn should be ashamed of himself....… Expand
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JAZZYKJun 24, 2007
Horrible movie!!! I just sat there the entire time going "oh lord here we go". I didn't even laugh once, because it was predictable stupidity, and alot of it made no sense. I wish they would focus on making dumb movies like this, Horrible movie!!! I just sat there the entire time going "oh lord here we go". I didn't even laugh once, because it was predictable stupidity, and alot of it made no sense. I wish they would focus on making dumb movies like this, actually funny, so we could all laugh.… Expand
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ClintH.Jan 28, 2008
This movie was not made to entertain. It was made to remind you that parodies nowadays are filled with jokes nobody can handle. A few good laughs are in it, but are not enough to save this film from being a total bomb.
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ChrisC.Jan 29, 2008
I laughed once. It wasn't even a full laugh. I went to the theater with my friends to see it (who are admittedly younger than me), and it took several minutes after a scene for me to completely fathom the fact that they were laughing at I laughed once. It wasn't even a full laugh. I went to the theater with my friends to see it (who are admittedly younger than me), and it took several minutes after a scene for me to completely fathom the fact that they were laughing at it. It's not that the people who give the movie bad reviews don't have a good sense of humor; it's that the Scary Movie directors have lost their sense of humor, and those who liked it have a pitifully immature ense of humor. I have a very childish sense of humor, and I get hyper and laugh very easily, but scarfing down sugar during this movie was not enough to get more than a chuckle out of me. That so many other people were laughing is a bad sign for American society.… Expand
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SamKMar 15, 2008
Awful, not funny, and why did they call it "Epic Movie" it's almost all a really bad Narnia remake. I would have gave it a 2 if it's title was "A Very Bad Narnia remake/parody that had a mild success due to 11 year olds finding it Awful, not funny, and why did they call it "Epic Movie" it's almost all a really bad Narnia remake. I would have gave it a 2 if it's title was "A Very Bad Narnia remake/parody that had a mild success due to 11 year olds finding it funny, but really it's not".… Expand
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AlexG.Apr 11, 2008
Quite obviously other critics despite the odd few have a sense of humor, although Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer may not have a complete grasp on what you should and shouldn't spoof, this film still grabs epic films by the nec and Quite obviously other critics despite the odd few have a sense of humor, although Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer may not have a complete grasp on what you should and shouldn't spoof, this film still grabs epic films by the nec and chokes the life out of them metaphorically. they should have lost the Borat spoof as there is not another man in the world that can impersonate Borat and spoof him at the same time. All in all a very funny film. Jack Swallows is the best character there.… Expand
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MikeJRJun 13, 2008
I had the worst time sitting in the cinema during this movie as it was so boring and unfunny. I couldn't believe I wasted my money to watch this piece of worthless crap
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JaeQAug 11, 2008
I really dun get it, why do they keep making these movies, is there anyone in the world that finds them the least bit funny??? Everyone liked scary movie because as crazy as it was it had a some sort of plotline and horror movies are easy to I really dun get it, why do they keep making these movies, is there anyone in the world that finds them the least bit funny??? Everyone liked scary movie because as crazy as it was it had a some sort of plotline and horror movies are easy to make fun of, but date movie, this, super hero movie, what the fuck?… Expand
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KevinT.Aug 22, 2008
Homeade Youtube videos are funnier than this bull. How can a person over 12 with a fully functioning mind mind find this crap funny.
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LauriR.Aug 5, 2008
My general agenda is that there is something lovable in exceptionally bad movies. Maybe it's the fact that you can rave about them to your buddies and that doing so makes you look like a snob critic that knows a lot about movies and My general agenda is that there is something lovable in exceptionally bad movies. Maybe it's the fact that you can rave about them to your buddies and that doing so makes you look like a snob critic that knows a lot about movies and what makes them bad. On the other hand, it might be the comforting thought of knowing that the next movie you watch probably can't sink lower anymore. The saddest thing in this movie is, that it can't even accomplish those goals. It's been a while since I watched it and I can't remember a single line from it. This movie is just so utter waste of time that I didn't even bother to file it under the "hilariously bad movies" folder in my mind. Doing that much would've been a definitive waste of brain capacity. All the review I'm going to give is this: Don't watch this. You can find better things to do with your time, go cure cancer or something.… Expand
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ChrisSOct 18, 2009
This is ten times worse than straight to DVD quality but yet this was shown in cinemas across the world.
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WhyNot?Feb 2, 2009
Epic fail. I've never even seen the movie -- this grade is from watching the trailers.
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RyanSNov 16, 2007
I came to the movie expecting more of the same from the Scary Movies. This means that I didn't dis-like this film for it's stupidity, terrible story & kind-of-lame jokes. That is expected & makes these movies fun to watch. The I came to the movie expecting more of the same from the Scary Movies. This means that I didn't dis-like this film for it's stupidity, terrible story & kind-of-lame jokes. That is expected & makes these movies fun to watch. The problem is IT WASN"T FUNNY!?! I mean, one or 2 scenes gave me a chuckle, which saves this review from a zero. I paid 2 dollars to see this movie & it was worth that, but not worth 3 hours of my time...… Expand
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JasonFDec 16, 2007
Honestly Ii try to find the best in movies such as these. but this movie was just so bad you wanted to scream at the writers for messing up so many possibly funny situations. These people made scary movie? An embarrassment to comedy.
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BruceDec 2, 2007
This movie is horrible. It claims to be a comedy but there isn't much funny about it. After I rented it I felt like I should ask Blockbuster to refund my money.
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SamN.Dec 29, 2007
This is a travesty. A terrible, terrible, movie that is completely devoid of laughs, characters, and a brain. I loathed this movie. why did I loathe this movie? Because I don't think random celebrity cameos, poop jokes, and the word This is a travesty. A terrible, terrible, movie that is completely devoid of laughs, characters, and a brain. I loathed this movie. why did I loathe this movie? Because I don't think random celebrity cameos, poop jokes, and the word 'bitch' are funny. Apparently, the people that liked the movie do. Sucks for them.… Expand
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SteveJ.Dec 31, 2007
'll say one nice thing about Epic Movie: it tries really hard to be funny, and I give it credit for trying. In every other way, though, the movie is unfunny to a whole new level. I beifly considered laughing once or twice, but never 'll say one nice thing about Epic Movie: it tries really hard to be funny, and I give it credit for trying. In every other way, though, the movie is unfunny to a whole new level. I beifly considered laughing once or twice, but never ended up doing so while watching. The movie attempts to spoof everything it can legally, which brings up the questions of how it could possibly have any quality plot or humor. Guess what, it doesn't. Seriously, when it's your job to write comedies and you find yourself spoofing a spoof within a spoof of a spoof, you need to reconsider your career choices. I am referring to the Pirates of the Carribian-style "Lazy Pirate Sunday" about halfway through the film, which is also the point I stopped watching. Life is too short. All copies of this movie need to be destroyed, and the creators should be burned at the stake. Anyone who gives this movie a good review needs to find their way back to the Insane Assylum.… Expand
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MichaelR.Oct 24, 2007
Top 10 worst movie ever.only one good scene and that was with Carmen Electra. Flat out not funny except for that 1 scene.
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MarcyT.Jan 26, 2007
So bad that our whole family voted to leave the movie in the middle - 2 adults and 3 teenagers. Stupid, gross, and creepy wiithout being funny. We got our money back. Worst movie I've ever seen half of.
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MikeC.Jan 27, 2007
Okay, just please, stop making these movies. The only reason I go is because all my friends wanted me to, and I actully found this one to be worse than "Date Movie" It had a few funny parts, but anybody could have come up with them, the Okay, just please, stop making these movies. The only reason I go is because all my friends wanted me to, and I actully found this one to be worse than "Date Movie" It had a few funny parts, but anybody could have come up with them, the funny moments are not smart, or well thought out. It might be OK if your 12-14, but anybody else will find this very bad.… Expand
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RobertC.Jan 27, 2007
I found it funny but i also found it really badly made too.
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BobM.Jan 27, 2007
Go see this move if you are A) 12 years old B) Enjoy repetitive, tedious fart jokes that required absolutely no thought to conjure. Otherwise, do something more worthwhile with your money, like burning it.
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RyanJan 27, 2007
This movie was extremely bad! Scary movie 3 and 4 were better. Don't watch this piece of crap! You'll be wasting your money! I went in expecting some good stuff, but after it ended I was so pissed!!!
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johJan 27, 2007
A PG-13 movie that tries to parody R rated movies like Borat and Snakes on a Plane. Swaps out anything funny for fart jokes. What is there to say?
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CecoJan 28, 2007
It was a very bad movie. A vary, vary bad one. Despite the fact that I was really tired, when I watched it and don't remember much of it, there is still some vague feeling of emptiness inside of me. The movie drains creative energy out It was a very bad movie. A vary, vary bad one. Despite the fact that I was really tired, when I watched it and don't remember much of it, there is still some vague feeling of emptiness inside of me. The movie drains creative energy out of you. It actuallly makes you dumber. Unless you are into this sort of thing, AVOID at all cost.… Expand
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NickKJan 29, 2007
This movie required less thought and attention than any children's movie ever. It is sad that this company can release such boring, painful movies and still come away with millions of dollars in revenue. I did laugh once in a while, but This movie required less thought and attention than any children's movie ever. It is sad that this company can release such boring, painful movies and still come away with millions of dollars in revenue. I did laugh once in a while, but the jokes were never based on the plot (because there isn't one).... do not see this movie please. See something that wasn't written in 15 minutes by a wannabe-hip old guy.… Expand
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[Anonymous]Jan 31, 2007
This movie can be summed up in six words: for the love of God, why? Why have the standards of American comedy fallen so low that we have to get our laughs from 86 endless minutes of mindless, tasteless jokes? Is the average American really This movie can be summed up in six words: for the love of God, why? Why have the standards of American comedy fallen so low that we have to get our laughs from 86 endless minutes of mindless, tasteless jokes? Is the average American really so stupid to be entertained by this? First off, the movie is hardly a spoof of epic movies. While there are one or two jokes in there that nudge the ribs of some movies (Superman, Snakes on a Plane), it seems that the writers just decided to throw a poop joke arsenal on us and see how many pop culture icons they could toss in there along the way (remind anyone of Date Movie?). Next, the plot is like a meat grinder for your mind. The tasteless jokes, not only because they're endlessly pounded into your poor eardrums, are delivered with such mindnumbing obliviousness to their own stupidity that they just bore a drill into your brain. And, finally, the whole looked like it was filmed in someone's backyard. The final battle really did look like a backyard, while the rest of the movie may have been the same yard with a plywood set around it. And, what about the part at the end, when time was supposedly stopped, yet everyone's clothes kept blowing in the wind? Although, I can't be too cruel on that point, because that part actually made me laugh. In short, this movie is mindless, and so unbelievably stupid that I'm going to organize a mass burning once it comes out on DVD. And the only reason I did not give this a zero was because Paris Hilton got crushed by a falling plane passenger. I don't care how fake it was, it still gave me a very satisfied feeling.… Expand
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AdamB.Feb 11, 2007
Hands-down, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. Yes, it's even worse than "Date Movie", and it's not one of those so-bad-it's-funny movies. No, "Epic Movie" is just bad. It not only deserves an "R" rating for lewd, Hands-down, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. Yes, it's even worse than "Date Movie", and it's not one of those so-bad-it's-funny movies. No, "Epic Movie" is just bad. It not only deserves an "R" rating for lewd, overtly sexual humor, but an "R" rating just to keep the filmmakers from making any additional money from this monstrosity.… Expand
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JamesK.Feb 17, 2007
Absolutely awful. The worst film that I have ever seen, the jokes have no real depth, they are just constant, monotonous toilet jokes and black people jokes. They imitate other films' characters well enough, however they make no effort Absolutely awful. The worst film that I have ever seen, the jokes have no real depth, they are just constant, monotonous toilet jokes and black people jokes. They imitate other films' characters well enough, however they make no effort to poke fun at them, instead it is simply"yes, here I am, Jack Swallow, aren't I funy". People who find this film worth a laugh are ignoramuses who have the most simplistic view of humor. Get out of MacDonlds and get an education.… Expand
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EnriqueFeb 28, 2007
Disgusting!
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TaylorA.Mar 22, 2007
The "___" Movie franchise has progressively declined since it started. Now, with Epic Movie, it doesn't so much make fun of, satirize, or spoof any movies or pop culture as much as it does just state what there is about and in them. It The "___" Movie franchise has progressively declined since it started. Now, with Epic Movie, it doesn't so much make fun of, satirize, or spoof any movies or pop culture as much as it does just state what there is about and in them. It was definitely not witty, hardly funny at all, and depressingly stupid. And overall, not entertaining. I'm giving it a one, because I did laugh once at the part where everyone was frozen in time because one of the guys moved a bit.… Expand
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AdamE.Apr 19, 2007
The utter depravation of wit, relevance or anything representing the 20,000,000 dollars put into this supposed comedy is sure to ruin any weekend movie excursion. Avoid at all costs.
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AlisaH.May 27, 2007
I wish I could give it lower than a zero, but oh well. Now I was looking forward to this movie, I thought, "wow, I was hoping someone would make a smart parody on all my favorite movies as long as it doesn't tick me off!". That's I wish I could give it lower than a zero, but oh well. Now I was looking forward to this movie, I thought, "wow, I was hoping someone would make a smart parody on all my favorite movies as long as it doesn't tick me off!". That's what it looked like, then I saw the movie, it made me EMBARASSED to even be in the theatre, sure one of my friends and I laughed once or twice but when the Beaver and Goatguy started Frenching I felt sick. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go see something worthy of your attention like watching paint dry, that'd be loads better and more entertaining than that so called Epic Movie.… Expand
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CharlesT.May 28, 2007
Possibly one of the worst comedy/anything ever made. Not even a movie.
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ArjunKJul 19, 2007
The movie was really funny. Cant figure out the bad reviews. You can at least watch once.
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MarkBAug 14, 2007
Even though the old critical saw about parody being the lowest form of humor is absolutely untrue, the visible stench rays emanating from this epic commode-clogger are noxious enough to make anybody forget just how good such varied examples Even though the old critical saw about parody being the lowest form of humor is absolutely untrue, the visible stench rays emanating from this epic commode-clogger are noxious enough to make anybody forget just how good such varied examples of the genre as The Court Jester, Blazing Saddles, Airplane!, Shaun of the Dead and many others actually are. This is the work of the miscreants who inflicted Date Movie on the world last year, but that one at least deserved to be cut a little slack because Alyson Hannigan was so genuinely charming in it, and because at least it was disciplined and focused enough to target a specific movie genre: the most popular and profitable romantic comedies and "chick flicks" of the last twenty years. If Epic Movie had centered on GENUINE movie epics such as Ben-Hur, Spartacus, Doctor Zhivago and Gladiator, I might have at least tossed it some grudging respect, but the moviemakers simply offer up instant replays of many of last year's box office hits and also-rans (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Chronicles of Narnia, and the Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean franchises take center stage, but in whose alternate universe can Nacho Libre, Borat and Click be considered epics in any way, shape or form?) On second thought, even if you wanted to stretch semantics farther than the Guinness record holder for the longest rubber band, writer-directors Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer deserve censure not only for the Cousteau-like depths of stupidity, meanness and pure ugliness they repeatedly demonstrate or for their absolute incompetence at staging jokes (or what they consider to be jokes) but also for the utter laziness and cynicism with which they serve them up, as though they didn't have to even TRY to do better. (And sadly, since this was a mild box office hit, they were probably right.) The result is such a depressing, abysmal black hole that the very few exceptions (Darrell Hammond's letter-perfect impersonation of Johnny Depp's Jack Swallows--er, Sparrow; the sheer professionalism that comic actors Jennifer Coolidge and Tony Cox always bring to their work, even if they really need to fire their agents) register not so much as bright spots than merely as less dim ones. Worst performance of all--and Epic Movie's worst crime--is given by Jayma Mays, a very cute actress who completely stole my heart a couple of years ago as a beleaguered hotel employee in Wes Craven's Red Eye. Here, as one of four ethnically disparate siblings who discover some Wonka-like Golden Tickets to desperately contrived adventure, Mays is thoroughly amateurish, even seeming to forget her lines at times. Perhaps Mays needed to ingest huge quantities of drugs to get through the making of this garbage, but not nearly as much as we moviegoers need to shoot, snort or gulp to get through the experience of WATCHING it!… Expand
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BrianNAug 14, 2007
groan inducing and excruciatingly awful. merely referencing a movie does not make the scene funny. if you like this movie you are an idiot.
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RavenX301Aug 27, 2007
The only joke that i kinda laughed at and still think is kinda clever is the joke about Willy wanting the young girl to polish his knob...and so she cleans his door knob. Mainly because its kind of a complete throw away joke that you may not The only joke that i kinda laughed at and still think is kinda clever is the joke about Willy wanting the young girl to polish his knob...and so she cleans his door knob. Mainly because its kind of a complete throw away joke that you may not catch on to because you are so amazed that people could actually create this terrible piece of trash....to tel you the truth I only could set through about 30 some mins without shutting it off. This was so terrible I can't believe that someone with a brain wrote this and then had the MONEY$$ to be able to create this terrible, terrible skit movie....I mean....The Samuel Jackson bit has been done to DEATH (best by Dave Chapelle) and other terrible bodily fluid jokes are way back in the 90's (which is even worse then using something form the 80's!)… Expand
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KeenanSOct 17, 2009
It comes as no surprise to me that the hacks behind this film have more online petitions against them than Uwe Boll. There are literally sites that want them to just die. Epic Movie is absolutely horrendous in every way, and only serves as a It comes as no surprise to me that the hacks behind this film have more online petitions against them than Uwe Boll. There are literally sites that want them to just die. Epic Movie is absolutely horrendous in every way, and only serves as a sadistic torture device (Hm, imagine a horror film in which victims are tortured with this film). Epic Movie is so awful, it's almost as bad as Disaster Movie, but not quite. More like epic piece of shit! Friedberg and Seltzer must be stopped!… Expand
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smijatovJun 10, 2012
Atrocious. Just atrocious. Doesn't the fact that the directors got nominated for 5 Razzies over their careers (including one for Worst Screenplay for "Epic Movie") indicate how bad this is? Gosh... I don't even know why I watched this. IAtrocious. Just atrocious. Doesn't the fact that the directors got nominated for 5 Razzies over their careers (including one for Worst Screenplay for "Epic Movie") indicate how bad this is? Gosh... I don't even know why I watched this. I might have hoped there will be something funny, I guess. Some of their work was interesting at first - "Scary Movie" to be more precise. And after that, they've been trying to milk the same cow for over a decade now, and it's not working. It hasn't worked since "Scary Movie 3", really, and it probably will never work again. The sad thing is, that people still give them money to produce the crap they do. The world we live in....… Expand
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roddersj04Apr 2, 2011
Not the slightest bit epic in any sense of the word. I like some spoof movies, I didn't mind the first Scary Movie or the third (sorry), but this one is a clear example of why spoof movies are so critically hated. The film trys to be in withNot the slightest bit epic in any sense of the word. I like some spoof movies, I didn't mind the first Scary Movie or the third (sorry), but this one is a clear example of why spoof movies are so critically hated. The film trys to be in with the crowd by making jokes that are modern, like cracking gags about cribs, Paris Hilton and any bloody film that came out in the year or so before this one. At least this movie trys and makes jokes, unlike some lesser spoof films *cough*DisasterMovie*cough*, its just a shame every jokes falls flatter than a steamrolled pancake. Name one scene or joke in this film you find funny, and i'll cart you off to a mental institution, and nothing with Fred Willard counts, no matter how awesome he is… Expand
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drlowdonAug 20, 2014
This tackling the action/adventure genre such as The Chronicles of Narnia, Epic Movie is yet another edition to this terrible series of 'spoof' (and I use that term in the loosest sense) movies. The lack of talent it must take to createThis tackling the action/adventure genre such as The Chronicles of Narnia, Epic Movie is yet another edition to this terrible series of 'spoof' (and I use that term in the loosest sense) movies. The lack of talent it must take to create something so poor is frankly mind boggling and the sooner people stop paying to watch these things the better.… Expand
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phxsikhJul 8, 2011
Worst movie I've ever spent money on, why do they do these things I found one part funny, the Willy Wonka dance to Fergalicious the rest is well.....*place expletive here*
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alexandergreenSep 4, 2011
Probably the best film Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer have ever written. But, still, it's utterly terrible. The humour is cheap - not in a good way - and the performances are simply lame. How could it possibly get worse from there? Well,Probably the best film Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer have ever written. But, still, it's utterly terrible. The humour is cheap - not in a good way - and the performances are simply lame. How could it possibly get worse from there? Well, just check out every film they've written since this one.… Expand
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danielb1982Nov 14, 2016
Avoid this trash at all costs. Bottom of the barrel stuff, probably only laughed once, even then it wasn't that funny. If I could give this film a minus score I would, again avoid at all costs.
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SachiNov 17, 2011
Epic Movie comes nowhere close to being epic, it should been called "Failure Movie" from what I see. The plot is just plain dumb and stupid, it just parodies other movies to make for another retard movie. The acting is kind of bad in this oneEpic Movie comes nowhere close to being epic, it should been called "Failure Movie" from what I see. The plot is just plain dumb and stupid, it just parodies other movies to make for another retard movie. The acting is kind of bad in this one and the script consists of toilet jokes. This is not the recipe for an epic movie. i can't say anything good about it. I'm sorry. Overall "Epic Movie" sucks, the Scary Movies are pretty bad and Epic Movie is the same. Except worse. Epic Movie does not deserve to have "Epic" in it's title. You know what's epic? The Godfather, Saving Private Ryan, Inception, Bourne, The Dark Knight. They deserve the title of Epic but this gets the title of "One of the Worst Movies Ever". I hate this movie. Breakdown for "Epic Movie": Presentation: 1.7, Plot: 1.5, Acting: 1.5, Dialogue: .8, Lasting Appeal: .5. Score: 1.3 out of 10 "Disaster".… Expand
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vini1904Aug 14, 2012
Surely one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life, parody films hardly hit, just as some franchise "Scary Movie". No comments, bad from start to finish. If you want to preserve the health of your eyes, do not watch this movie.
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HappymonkDec 10, 2011
One of the worst films I have ever seen. The only reason it doesn't have a 0 is because I don't know if I could bring myself to give anything less then 1. I'd highly recommend that anybody with any shred of common sense steer well clear ofOne of the worst films I have ever seen. The only reason it doesn't have a 0 is because I don't know if I could bring myself to give anything less then 1. I'd highly recommend that anybody with any shred of common sense steer well clear of this film. Get as far away as possible from this atrocity.… Expand
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TheTacoShackOct 2, 2021
Don't take yourself seriously and you might have fun. Don't take yourself seriously and you might have fun.
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000Tuld000May 5, 2012
The movie relied too much on bodily humor and pop culture references and not enough funny. I didn't laugh, but rather felt embarrassed when watching this movie in the theatre. My sister and I went to see Scary movie 4 in theatres and thoughtThe movie relied too much on bodily humor and pop culture references and not enough funny. I didn't laugh, but rather felt embarrassed when watching this movie in the theatre. My sister and I went to see Scary movie 4 in theatres and thought it was decent, it gave us a few laughs. So when we saw this movie made by the same directors we thought it might give us a few laughs. But in the end it was nothing but gross humor with little comedy whatsoever. This movie should have been called "Epic Fail".… Expand
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Jack97Jan 1, 2014
Epic Movie has atrocious comedy, acting and ridiculous premise. I know this is what parodies are meant to have but in that case Epic Move fails at being a parody, which I never knew was possible.
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TheRubixGamerJun 21, 2013
These parody movies are terrible but some what genies because they make so much money of this crap. The jokes are stupid but I have to admit there where 1 or 2 jokes that made he go "hehe" but that was it.

Don't watch this crap.
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ThegodfathersonJun 1, 2013
If the raunchy stupid Scary Movie trilogy wasn't enough, Epic Movie takes the spoof collection by wind. Director Jason Seltzer has included spoofs of The Lion the Witch And The Wardrobe- Superbad style, Samuel. L Jackson, Charlie And TheIf the raunchy stupid Scary Movie trilogy wasn't enough, Epic Movie takes the spoof collection by wind. Director Jason Seltzer has included spoofs of The Lion the Witch And The Wardrobe- Superbad style, Samuel. L Jackson, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory- Sweeny Todd style, Superman, and Harlord and Kumar White Castle no offence- kal penn). Epic Movie may go down to be the worst spoofs in history.… Expand
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JmsbppJul 15, 2013
la ridicules la estupides y esas cosas no van conmigo, una pelicula totalmente mediocre y.............................................................
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Jamison12Jul 23, 2013
Epic Movie just tried to do too much. They tried to parody every movie possible it seemed like.
Epic movie had potential and could have been really funny. Instead we were given a long crapfest.
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DaEagleOct 27, 2013
This insulting, disgusting movie is just inappropriate and wrong. If you're waiting for a decent story, you are obviously going to notice that the story is maybe even non-existent. What about the humor? Yeah, because this movie is made forThis insulting, disgusting movie is just inappropriate and wrong. If you're waiting for a decent story, you are obviously going to notice that the story is maybe even non-existent. What about the humor? Yeah, because this movie is made for laughs, right? NO! THIS PIECE OF CRAP IS DISGUSTING RATHER THAN FUNNY! IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK!!! Do not even think about buying this crap. (Final Score: 0.00)… Expand
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TimeOfTheChimpsMar 16, 2015
These filmmakers have to understand that pop-culture gags and parodies just don't work without anything else supporting them, particularly a cohesive plot and actual humour. This films lacks both to a disastrous effect.
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lukechristianscDec 22, 2015
I'm so tired and bored trashing on spoof serial killers Friedberg and Seltzer, because they made so many god-awful parodies, apparently they don't have the IQ of 10 because they keep making unfunny terribly made spoofs just to torture usI'm so tired and bored trashing on spoof serial killers Friedberg and Seltzer, because they made so many god-awful parodies, apparently they don't have the IQ of 10 because they keep making unfunny terribly made spoofs just to torture us smart people. These two filmmakers don't even have an audience (well expect half witted people). The only reason why I am giving this a low score is just because it was at least not boring, it had a few funny moments. Four troubled adult orphans (Kal Penn, Adam Campbell who also starred in Date Movie, Faune Chambers and Jayma Mays) from four separate movies are in this spoof blockbuster, each of them get a golden ticket from the Wily Wonka Factory, their trip doesn't go as well as planned so their kidnapped. Lucy (Mays) discovers a closet that has a mythic realm called Narnia. So the four orphans enter this realm which they must escape, a which called "White **** is hunting for them. The cast is talented they have been in good films but they must been there for the pay checks. Crispin Glover who was great in Back In The Future, this film is the worst in his career. Grade D-… Expand
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NerdConsultantDec 21, 2014
why have i wasted my life watching this terrible so called parody. it thinks if it takes a film thinks that if it makes a reference to a film and adds some sort of disgusting toilet or lame shock humour it counts as parody well no it doesn'twhy have i wasted my life watching this terrible so called parody. it thinks if it takes a film thinks that if it makes a reference to a film and adds some sort of disgusting toilet or lame shock humour it counts as parody well no it doesn't and these writers really need to retire for all our collective sanity's… Expand
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TheLooseHunterDec 3, 2014
I understand that there are people who like this movie because they want to see the world burn. I even heard some people talking that this is the best example of a great comedy....

This... Is... An... Abomination.. To every comedy thereI understand that there are people who like this movie because they want to see the world burn. I even heard some people talking that this is the best example of a great comedy....

This... Is... An... Abomination.. To every comedy there is!
This is not funny, this is a torture. I'm glad that the people who reviewed it actually made it to their pc's.
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TirahOct 25, 2016
I don't normally write movie reviews, but I hated this flick so much I had to do this. Don't watch Epic Movie! Ever. You'd have to be absolutely brain-dead to find any enjoyment in this, and let me tell you: being high doesn't make it anyI don't normally write movie reviews, but I hated this flick so much I had to do this. Don't watch Epic Movie! Ever. You'd have to be absolutely brain-dead to find any enjoyment in this, and let me tell you: being high doesn't make it any better. I didn't laugh or even smile once. This is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen in my life.

It's supposed to be a comedy parodying epic fantasy movies. Except it's not funny, at all. The jokes are some of the worst I've ever seen in any movie ever. The costumes, props, practical effects and CGI are so horribly cheap I think I've seen high school plays with higher production values. In one scene an elderly Caucasian actor's Asian stunt double doesn't match the actor and they don't even attempt to give him the same costume. They just put a pair of pants and a cheap wig on him, and clearly show his face on camera. Everything about this movie is unbelievably lazy and half-baked. It's like not even the people who made this cared. They just haphazardly slapped this ugly piece of turd together and called it a day.

Avoid this like the plague. Watch anything from Michael Bay or Uwe Boll instead. Their movies are also atrocious, but at least they're unintentionally funny. In Epic Movie there's no humor at all, intentional or otherwise.… Expand
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EpicLadySpongeJan 3, 2016
This movie isn't even.... epic. Hence my first part of my username has 'Epic' in it, yet I can't even believe I used that part right and this movie didn't and I didn't even try it.
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filmboy23Nov 2, 2016
Epic Movie gives audiences exactly what you would expect from a Friedberg/Seltzer film, including but not limited to lazy pop culture gags, scatological humor, offensive sterotypes, mean-spirited characters and horrible acting.
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BroyaxApr 1, 2019
J'ai remarqué qu'en général et en particulier lorsqu'il y a "Movie" dans le titre, c'est de la daube ! ceci expliquerait pourquoi Spartatouille est marrant (bien que super débile, cela va sans dire) et pourquoi les Scary Movie sont soitJ'ai remarqué qu'en général et en particulier lorsqu'il y a "Movie" dans le titre, c'est de la daube ! ceci expliquerait pourquoi Spartatouille est marrant (bien que super débile, cela va sans dire) et pourquoi les Scary Movie sont soit mauvais soit médiocres dans le genre restreint des films gogols.

Cependant le "Big" avant "Movie" est un signal d'alarme alarmant ("Epic" dans le titre original, ce qui est sans doute... encore pire) et se trouve confirmé au visionnage. On a un pot-pourri de Narnia et Harry Potter entre autres "choses" qui ne se prêtent pas ou difficilement à la caricature, car ces choses sont déjà hautement débiles et mongolos par défaut : il s'agit de leur essence même.

Quand on ajoute à ça un manque d'imagination et un humour scato d'ado, ça ne peut forcément donner que de la merde, de la big grosse merde. Plus qu'à tirer la chasse donc !… Expand
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mrdr4gonDec 15, 2017
The fact that I've even watched this film, spending the necessary amount of time to see it all the way through, actually makes me worry about my limited lifespan. That's how bad this is.
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40mangunshotJul 20, 2020
This movie was pure silly fun. Yes, it was filled with dumb jokes and silly comic violence, but the movie was loaded with hilarious pop culture and movie references. If you're going to watch this flick, just don't take it seriously andThis movie was pure silly fun. Yes, it was filled with dumb jokes and silly comic violence, but the movie was loaded with hilarious pop culture and movie references. If you're going to watch this flick, just don't take it seriously and you''ll have fun and laugh.… Expand
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sdumersSep 18, 2020
The critics were of course not joking when they said how terrible of a movie Epic Movie was. Bad parodying of popular movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean, as well as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (where Willie Wonka is portrayed asThe critics were of course not joking when they said how terrible of a movie Epic Movie was. Bad parodying of popular movies such as Pirates of the Caribbean, as well as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (where Willie Wonka is portrayed as some kind of cannibal), and bad CGI and special effects.… Expand
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TRANSFORMERSFANMar 11, 2021
this movie sucks so hard! this movie is worse than disaster movie! which i hate disaster movie!
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Wboy2006Mar 15, 2021
A literal trashfire, there are no jokes. It is literally just reference after reference, without a plot to speak of. My friend told me to go see it, because it was funny (apparently), but I didn't even smile during the movie. DO NOT WATCH, itA literal trashfire, there are no jokes. It is literally just reference after reference, without a plot to speak of. My friend told me to go see it, because it was funny (apparently), but I didn't even smile during the movie. DO NOT WATCH, it is just exists to waste your precious time.… Expand
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AlexSantossJan 31, 2022
Not the best comedy movie, but say what you may, I honestly found this movie quite funny!
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tyranno_s_hexOct 13, 2022
To this day, I still cannot forget how awful this movie was.
I'm writing this review after watching a YouTuber discuss a movie they didn't like.
I was on a road trip for hours, and spent a good hour or two, pretending I was a YouTuber tryingTo this day, I still cannot forget how awful this movie was.
I'm writing this review after watching a YouTuber discuss a movie they didn't like.
I was on a road trip for hours, and spent a good hour or two, pretending I was a YouTuber trying to explain why the film was so awful, and what they did wrong (so it could be fixed).
The conclusion I reached was that a different studio (E.g.) South Park, would have suited this premise better, as they are able to incorporate absurd humor into a story.
Whereas, this film does not have a memorable story to connect all of its pieces.
And many of the pieces are references, rather than actual well-done jokes.
The choices of "epic" movies they parody, mostly do not fit the premise, and are sometimes egregiously self-serving (as in, an actor in Epic Movie was in one of the the parodied movies, even though it was not an Epic movie, and so was only chosen because they were in it).
The list of awful things about this film is bottomless.
I cannot say enough bad things about this movie.… Expand
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TheFilmGuru69Dec 12, 2022
Worst movie ive ever seen.
Timing of joke is horrible
felt like 2 and a half hours
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