Netflix | Release Date: August 1, 2018
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MeritCobaNov 20, 2019
A group of generic bad guys terrorize a young Chinese couple in a cabin in the woods. The man is left for dead after being stabbed with a knife in the heart. This turns out to be merely a flesh wound. Let's call it a draw, King Arthur wouldA group of generic bad guys terrorize a young Chinese couple in a cabin in the woods. The man is left for dead after being stabbed with a knife in the heart. This turns out to be merely a flesh wound. Let's call it a draw, King Arthur would have said.
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The dead man aims to liberate his wife with about three inch of steel sticking in him and although he is somewhat worse for wear this doesn't dampen his heroics. Just pop in some painkillers and you're good to go. These pills also fixed the concussion he must have gotten when his body was dragged up some steps and over a very high doorstep..
Karma is a thing in this movie so we are told by one of the bad guys, so the first two adversaries kill themselves. One guy gets his throat sliced by the antlers of dead deer and the bad girl slams her head on something after getting kicked by the Asian guy in the shin.
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At this point the remaining bad guys figure out that the first guy is missing, but they fail to catch on to the dead Asian or to check the body of the supposed dead man. Why should they?

The movie continues on with nonsense. Here are some highlights for you. Dead Asian man somehow manages to lock a bathroom door from the outside.
Dead Asian guy somehow gets his hands on some poison that he spikes whiskey with. It is stuff that comes with cabins.
Dead Asian guy uses a tractor to overtake a van and then drives the van off the road.
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Is there something good about this movie?
Well, the acting isn't too bad. And there are a few interesting conversations.
There are so many better movies. It is best to watch or re-watch those.
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