Dragon Blade

Lionsgate Premiere | Release Date: September 4, 2015

6.1	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 27 Ratings

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IreajayiJun 6, 2018

This is the first film I'm reviewing in my 24 years of life on this planet. The sole reason why is so as to save at least one person from making the horrible horrible mistake I made of watching this festering mess of a film. It took me aThis is the first film I'm reviewing in my 24 years of life on this planet. The sole reason why is so as to save at least one person from making the horrible horrible mistake I made of watching this festering mess of a film. It took me a month to finish it, I kept stopping it and returning (cause mama ain't raise no quitter) but I needed the breaks so my brain could recover from watching the absolute **** my eyeballs were subject to.

The best way to put this is that my senses were assaulted with the worst film in centuries.

The set pieces were cringe worthy, the dialogue was a steaming pile of excrement and I never thought I'd see with mine own two eyes a film with worse dialogue than fifty shades of grey AND twilight combined. That alone earns this film the unique distinction of being the smelliest most prestigious turd, distinguished in its position as the finest of the worst.

This film was directed by an illiterate toddler, I am convinced of that. And Mr potato head from toy story wrote the action sequences. You know when 2 year olds play with their toys and stage elaborate fights and stories? Yeah, this is what happens when you give that toddler an expensive camera and £60m to make their story come to life. But then again I've heard better stories from babies farts than this film.

The acting is the last thing I'll comment on, it's so bad that if I was an extra in the film, I wouldn't accept payment in cash, I would ask them to delete my face and name from the film in its entirety as payment. How Adrien Brody, John Cusack and Jackie Chan wilfully chose to appear in this film is anyone's guess. Did they think it'll never be seen? Or would it only be screened in the ISS? I dunno.

To the director, screen writers and everyone attached to the creation of this cancerous bilge of a film, I hope you all get stung by hornets on the daily and stubs your little toes on sharp angles nightly for the rest of your lives. May your homes always be cold af and your heating break down in the depths of winter.

Pretty sure the people rating it more than 2 stars are paid russian trolls trying to make life even more miserable for us westerners.

I wish I could give this film 0.1 stars but I can't.… Expand

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