Rogue Pictures | Release Date: March 14, 2008
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RickyJun 11, 2008
Mad Max and robin hood had a love child that turned out to be a bently GT. without a doubt the worst film iv ever seen. Idea for the film wasnt bad but just went in a farsical direction. Thot it would be like dog soldiers....i was wrong, very wrong.
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MichaelP.Mar 14, 2008
I allowed my admiration for Marshall's "Dog Soldiers" and, even more, "The Descent" overcome my reluctance to see a movie that's not screened for critics. And you'd better believe I regret it. Just absolutely awful. This is I allowed my admiration for Marshall's "Dog Soldiers" and, even more, "The Descent" overcome my reluctance to see a movie that's not screened for critics. And you'd better believe I regret it. Just absolutely awful. This is the movie to beat for Worst of 2008. Expand
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MarkS.Mar 14, 2008
I was very impressed by both of Marshall's previous films. Dog Soldiers was a very good addition to the often poorly served werewolf sub-genre and The Descent had some really good and realistic ideas for a horror film... until the cave I was very impressed by both of Marshall's previous films. Dog Soldiers was a very good addition to the often poorly served werewolf sub-genre and The Descent had some really good and realistic ideas for a horror film... until the cave monsters showed up and it went a bit further than necessary. Still, both were reasonably intelligent modern horror films that showed him to be a talent to watch. I saw this as a free screening due largely Marshall's other films. After seeing it, however, I really wish I had passed. It's little more than a mish-mash of much better films with little in the way of plot or character to fill in the moments between set-pieces and gratuitous moments: e.g. random topless girl, something blows up for no reason, something explodes in a cloud of blood... these occur left and right and entirely without reason or purpose. It blatantly rips off the plot from Escape from New York (a character is even named Carpenter in apparent homage), the set-up will be compared to 28 Days Later (though any "massive viral outbreak in Britain" plot will get that now), steals a lot of design and atmosphere from Mad Max and still manages to throw in some medieval nonsense in there as well. Fight scenes were of the terrible, overly-fast, shaky-cam, quick-cut style making them a jumbled mess and none of the effects really felt that impressive. Almost none of the plot has any semblance of sense with almost every action occurring for little to no reason and characters being encountered so randomly that the writing doesn't feel quite good enough to even be considered lazy. In all I really enjoyed most of the films this is derived from. Heck, I even enjoyed Escape from LA to a moderate degree. This, however, was a waste of time and money even as a free screening. Expand
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EnriqueMar 17, 2008
Derivative. poorly conceived. It is already becoming an easy formula. I am getting tired of it.
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docMay 11, 2008
Couldn't decide what it wanted to be... just felt like every scene or gag or action scene was mistimed and limp. Big disappointment.
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NeilC.May 8, 2008
I thought Dog (Sh*t) Soldiers was rubbish and this despite having some money thrown at it is poor and loses it way leaving loose ends all over the shop. Rhona Mitra pulls off her end as the kick ass heroine(i wish she would mine! lol) but I thought Dog (Sh*t) Soldiers was rubbish and this despite having some money thrown at it is poor and loses it way leaving loose ends all over the shop. Rhona Mitra pulls off her end as the kick ass heroine(i wish she would mine! lol) but poor characters and Medevil Scotland with full costumes is hard to believe. Tries to be Aliens, Escape from New York, and Mad Max and ends up being more Waterworld meets 28 weeks later. Disappointing sorry. Expand
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worstmoviejohnMay 9, 2008
This is the worst movie ever made , the story is unoriginal and it takes good ideas from over movies and turns it into crap, at one moment the group of resuers are in glasgow full of mad max like survivers wanting to kill them then they are This is the worst movie ever made , the story is unoriginal and it takes good ideas from over movies and turns it into crap, at one moment the group of resuers are in glasgow full of mad max like survivers wanting to kill them then they are next attacked by a bunch of lord of the rings like warriors , then after they find a bently then drive away in james bond like fashion , you could acctually make a list of what movies were used to make this film.you couldn't even make a spoof about this movie! Expand
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ErnestSAug 20, 2008
Absolutely terrible, hardly anything made sense in this movie. I never knew Bently made slow automobiles.
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DavidHSep 13, 2008
Very bad!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't believe this was the guy who did the descent, that is such a good film! this is terrible! awful dialogue, script, acting...EVERYTYHING! it isn't even remotely scary! and i can't believe they played Very bad!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't believe this was the guy who did the descent, that is such a good film! this is terrible! awful dialogue, script, acting...EVERYTYHING! it isn't even remotely scary! and i can't believe they played that 80's song when that punk guy was on stage! what was the song again? ne one? thatscene was awful! where as in the descent it was suspensful, intense, exciting and realistic or the similar movie 28 days later, which deeply taps into our fears of 'what would we do if this happened?' thanks to it's amazing direction, making it incredibly realistic and all the more fearful! here, the best attempt at tapping itno our deepest fears is a stereotypically cheesy punk guy on stage singing some cheesy 80's song while screaming and a mosh-pit crowd! ooh, how scary-80'S CHEESY POP SONG! DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! it will be a complete waste of your time! Expand
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JoseF.Mar 11, 2008
Simply awful.
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NookL.Mar 12, 2008
Honestly, I don't know what the suits saw in this script. Piss-poor.
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MarkG.Mar 16, 2008
A terrible waste of a ticket purchase. Garbage.
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RobertM.May 13, 2008
Utter sh*te, peices of some great movies, cut out and pasted randomly together into a huge horrible mess of drab crap.
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TSDAug 11, 2008
It started off so promisingly. It had the potential to be absolutely fantastic - the premise was brilliant. But then the moment they arrived in Glasgow it turned into a shambolic display of idiocy, excess, and one of the worst Mad Max It started off so promisingly. It had the potential to be absolutely fantastic - the premise was brilliant. But then the moment they arrived in Glasgow it turned into a shambolic display of idiocy, excess, and one of the worst Mad Max rip-offs in history. Where's the bitterness? The social and political issues that should have been there but weren't? I'll tell you something, it's blindingly obvious that Neil Marshall is English. And hasn't the vaguest idea of the resentment and anger that exists north of the border even WITHOUT a viral apocalypse. Is it possible for an entire society to be out-of-character? Expand
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JPacMar 27, 2009
The worst film I have seen in the last few years.
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EfferkongenNov 27, 2012
Someone role a die for every 20 minutes to determin what shoul come next as the theme. Worst plot ever!! Zombies, punkers, middle age and carchase.... Seriously one of the worst movies ever!!
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JaynoAug 4, 2008
No. Ultra garbage boring and confusing
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JonnyH.May 18, 2008
I'm starting to believed that some of the public have gone totally insane! 10's and 9's, u cannot be serious, this movie began well but rapidly deteriorated to becoming the worse plot/story line i have ever seen! putting the I'm starting to believed that some of the public have gone totally insane! 10's and 9's, u cannot be serious, this movie began well but rapidly deteriorated to becoming the worse plot/story line i have ever seen! putting the 'can can' music in was the last straw 4 me! i have given it a 3 because of its gore and nothing more! the main character was an awful addition, who seemed to be james bond with the hulks strength, i cud barely watch as it was so far fetched! the director had moments of madness whilst making this appaling excuse 4 a movie n shud be shot for doing so! Expand
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JohonaM.Mar 11, 2008
This movie was awful. The one is for Rhona Mitra, who is hot. Smokin' hot.
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RyMar 16, 2008
Did it really need music for every damn scene....i thought i was watching Mortal Kombat for a second...with that crappy ass techno music...no wait House of the Dead.
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RossL.May 10, 2008
Great premise for a movie however. no effort has been put into preproduction or research, It had the feel of Madmax but without the originality, Not to mention the plot holes which i could have very easily drven the Bentley used in the later Great premise for a movie however. no effort has been put into preproduction or research, It had the feel of Madmax but without the originality, Not to mention the plot holes which i could have very easily drven the Bentley used in the later part of the film through. At several points I found my friends and I actually bored with the dialogue and having abit of a chat and contemplate a toilet break in the cinema. Just shows how A poorly written script, and direction can create something that i would recommend waiting till it was on weekly rental at your local rather than going and parting with your hard earned cash to see in the cinema. 28 days laterm V for vendetta potential but came of feeling like judge dread Yukky! Expand
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bigGMay 16, 2008
This film was basically a bunch of emo warlords killing everything around them.. what was the point in this movie? It didnt even make sense.
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DavidW.Jun 4, 2008
This is by far the worst film I have seen in the last 5 years. It is as if they let some fourteen year old who likes violence and unrealistic badly directed action "cos its cool" and had him make a film with all the bits from his favorite This is by far the worst film I have seen in the last 5 years. It is as if they let some fourteen year old who likes violence and unrealistic badly directed action "cos its cool" and had him make a film with all the bits from his favorite movies in. There are biker boys, lord of the rings scenes, car chases and a hot female action hero. "Yeah Cool" I hear all the mindless idiots shout. No, it isn Expand
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MarkR.Jan 10, 2009
Longest state lottery funded car commercial I've ever seen. This movie was so bad I feel as though my braincells would have been better used drowning in arsenic. This movie should have been illegal. I can honestly say that some of the Longest state lottery funded car commercial I've ever seen. This movie was so bad I feel as though my braincells would have been better used drowning in arsenic. This movie should have been illegal. I can honestly say that some of the glaring plot holes and inexplicable random circumstances were actually the high points of this movie. Not since an Uwe Boll movie has such a huge (also state funded) budget produced such a steaming mountain of manure. Think I'm being too harsh? Let me give you some highlights of the plot: 25 years is long enough to degrade to feudal society complete with competent bowmen, blacksmiths, masons, tapestry weavers, list goes on. A small percentage of the population survives, just enough to have a hundred or so to kill in random scenes. Armored personnel carriers not only do not have bullet proof glass windows, but they don't have shatter proof glass windows. Crazy bloodlusting cannibal psychos in big ole steel trucks and roadsters are scared of tiny 2008 bentleys running into them, but the same psychos are not scared of taking on guys in full high-tech military armor with big huge automatic weapons when they themselves wield boards with nails in them. This movie was just too stupid for digestion. I wanted to like it, I wanted to believe it was camp, I wanted to just enjoy the action, but there was no way possible that I could even start to get into it. Not to mention the adhd quality of the plot, it's appallingly derivative nature or the complete lack of resolution. This was vomit on cellulose and I want that hour and 45 min of my life back. If anyone else would like to start a class action suit with me for damages and vitality wasted let me know. AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE. Expand
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MilesM.Mar 11, 2008
Trite, boring, lame...vintage Neil Marshall
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BenP.Mar 10, 2008
It's hard to imagine that any movie could be worse than Marshall's "The Descent"...this one isn't, but it comes close. This guy is worse than Uwe Boll.
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ShallunDSep 12, 2009
It's amazing to see that this movie with plotholes can get at least a 51 rating while the movie KNOWING which actually makes sense a far worse rating.Shame on you people!!!
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Shuff264Mar 8, 2014
In three words; Staid, Pedestrian and Mawkish. This weekend was the first opportunity I've had to see my 11-year old son in three months. This film seemed as though it could deliver but failed miserably. This is an hour and a half that I willIn three words; Staid, Pedestrian and Mawkish. This weekend was the first opportunity I've had to see my 11-year old son in three months. This film seemed as though it could deliver but failed miserably. This is an hour and a half that I will not get back with my son. Aggressive, dull and monotonous load of junk. Whoever bothered to pump money into this rubbish must have been thrown to the ground during infancy. DO NOT WATCH THIS!!!!! Expand
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theRobotDec 22, 2015
Years after watching, I still remember this title as one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Everything is mixed in this movie in some retarded way - you get post apocaliptic degenerates, medival knights and loads of action that doesn'tYears after watching, I still remember this title as one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Everything is mixed in this movie in some retarded way - you get post apocaliptic degenerates, medival knights and loads of action that doesn't make any sense. Bad, lame movie. Expand
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LouisemelissaOct 28, 2020
Hilariously bad. Not even a b-movie, more like a c-movie. Characters are unlikable and there’s pointless gore constantly
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CasandraComplexMay 27, 2022
My whole review didn't get through but suffice it to say .. it was absolutely ridiculously stupid stupid stupid stupid and lazy lazy lazy lazy.

Those were some of the best dressed cannibals/savages that were ever cut off from a hot topic
My whole review didn't get through but suffice it to say .. it was absolutely ridiculously stupid stupid stupid stupid and lazy lazy lazy lazy.

Those were some of the best dressed cannibals/savages that were ever cut off from a hot topic retail outlet. And apparently molotov cocktails have the ability to catch steel plating on fire

This movie was such an insult to the viewers intelligence that the writer/director/producer should be arrested for abusing of a theatre audience. Yes, it was that bad. Movies these days make the original Rambo series appear to be Shakespear.
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RobertHowardMar 14, 2022
Doomsday spends almost two hours of screen time on gore, subpar action and an incoherent plot that feels like a poor compilation of better movies. It leaves its cast stranded with one-dimensional, uninteresting characters and therefore findsDoomsday spends almost two hours of screen time on gore, subpar action and an incoherent plot that feels like a poor compilation of better movies. It leaves its cast stranded with one-dimensional, uninteresting characters and therefore finds a place amongst the weakest dystopia movies. Expand
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