Universal Pictures | Release Date: June 30, 2017
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hoppyccnJul 4, 2017
Folks come to see the MINIONS not stupid interactions between unbelievable villains (bubble gun chewing no less. If you are under 12 or like cookie-cutter plots and few minion appearances you may like this embarrassment to film .
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FuturedirectorJul 6, 2017
As it doesn't take any risks on the franchise and a sorry plot masterminds it, this new addition to Despicable Me's franchise gets to be every time duller and simplistic.
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poca_criticsJul 6, 2017
La pelicula es muy mala no tiene gracia, es un refrito de las anteriores no tiene nada novedoso el trailer engaña con respecto a la pelicula. La trama es bastante pobre(spanish)
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corinthiansJun 30, 2017
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Despicable Me 3 is the low point for the franchise that still has decent ( albeit, downgraded by a bit) visuals, but the story is dumb and unoriginal, the relationship between the two brothers doesn't work, the characters range from irritating to bland( with an exception.)and the humor mostly misses. Expand
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timaoJun 30, 2017
Okay where in the world do you even begin to start with this film. Despicable Me 3 in my opinion is the worst films of the franchise by far. The plot was really screwy and almost lost my mind when one of the yellow tic tac's started talk, IOkay where in the world do you even begin to start with this film. Despicable Me 3 in my opinion is the worst films of the franchise by far. The plot was really screwy and almost lost my mind when one of the yellow tic tac's started talk, I honestly feel like my dumb o meter sky rocketed halfway through the film. And you thought the minions were annoying, well Dru (Gru's brother) was just as annoying. It's like the creators hired two year olds to write and direct this. Expand
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ashrafaJul 6, 2017
silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly sillysilly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly silly Expand
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TrevorsViewJun 30, 2017
People always complain about how mean humanity can get; we all know of the pain whenever a terrorist strikes an airport or a movie theater or an elementary school on a regular day. So why let a cast of yellow criminals define our whole popPeople always complain about how mean humanity can get; we all know of the pain whenever a terrorist strikes an airport or a movie theater or an elementary school on a regular day. So why let a cast of yellow criminals define our whole pop culture? The people behind Despicable Me 3 are not even secretive about their agenda: one of their recent tweets read, “It feels so good to be bad. #DespicableMe3 #Minions” - @DM_Minions

The countless obnoxious jokes in this feature well surpass PG-rated acceptability, as the writers continue to victimize women and give men a bad name. The opening logos alone feature two consecutive fart gags. Then Gru, Lucy, and his minions set off to fight their foe on a US Marine ship, only to end with the fat fleshy penguin passing by an office birthday party window in his *ahem* birthday suit. Meanwhile, the Minions land in the middle of a beach where an attractive bikini girl bends down as we look up at her, pressed cleavage framed accordingly. Of course, it sets the Minions into a wild beach party… for some reason.

These giggly yellow tic-tacs never grasped my interest, in fact it wasn’t until last month when I watched the Despicable Me movies for the first time. Well, guess what? Now I have a good reason to hate these golden parasites: these disgusting role models make breaking the law look lovable. While co-director Pierre Coffin still puts in the appropriate contagious voice for these deformed egg yolks, the strength of his performance brings no humor into the poorly staged gags. For instance, after Gru loses his job, these one-eyed laxative pills quit. It leads the live pancreases into a long, pointless subplot that stretches from American Idol rip-off (named “Sing” of course), to a hip little prison. After two movies and one spinoff, I refuse to believe that none of these oddly shaped humans think twice about these lemon jelly beans wandering about. In truth, these ugly bananas could have been funnier if they had actual human emotions instead of just meeting the comedy’s demands.

Nobody else here, especially the female characters, contributes any value either. The oldest of the three girls, Margo, does continue her boy issues, but her forced attempt to court a Mexican boy just segues into a usual lazy stereotype. The youngest of the girls, Agnes, continues to bring out the franchise’s soul with her adorable search for a unicorn, which in the end does nothing except give the most forced moral that ever forced around the morals. Gru’s wife, Lucy, learns the ways of a good disciplined mother, which like Margo’s subplot, just turns into hateful stereotyping towards an aggressive Mexican woman with facial hair. So no good family morals here!

Although, the parents may smile a bit from the nostalgic 1980’s callbacks: expanding bubblegum, musical hits on a cassette tape, Michael Jackson, Jazzercising, toy robots, Rubik’s cubes, a bloated Donald Trump doppelganger, and those flashy MTV colors! It certainly resembles what you remembered from your childhood, but here is the catch: it all comes from the antagonist.

Yeah, sorry: the nostalgia only exists to subliminally teach kids to see you as destroying their Generation Y imaginations. The whole climax represents that concept as the bad guy’s giant robot toy terrorizes Hollywood’s major landmarks. It ends with a dance battle between the embodiment of the parents’ childhood and Gru, the embodiment of the present-day childhood. Clearly, the blame on the movies’ destruction lands on the parents’ nostalgia, and Generation Y must rebel against it!

Between all the colorless merchandising that we can never escape from as stemmed by this franchise, it’s important to know exactly why we refuse to escape. From my experience, the Minions embody our current outlook on violence:

-The yellow color represents positive feelings, the round pill shape suggests balance
-The blue overalls represents working without too much responsibility
-The gibberish language mixed with other world languages represents the Americanized melting pot
-The alternating between having one or two eyes represents how some people are one sided and others can look at both sides
-Their nearly identical appearances represents how we each represent them in some way or another.

So in conclusion: Despicable Me 3 and its predecessors teach us all, kids and adults, that America sets worldwide humanity in balance through crime. I say different. Today’s kids must learn not to feed their greed, and Illumination Entertainment is not helping.
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Dragonfly44Jan 21, 2019
An assault on everything family comedies stand for. It tries too hard and falls just as flat.

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4Nick3Mar 4, 2018
Lets see here, well there are zero improvements over 1 and 2. The whole brother thing is really bland and feels rushed. It is a huge mess focusing on the Minions, Gru, Lucy and The Girls all in one movie. It's like they try to cram 4-5Lets see here, well there are zero improvements over 1 and 2. The whole brother thing is really bland and feels rushed. It is a huge mess focusing on the Minions, Gru, Lucy and The Girls all in one movie. It's like they try to cram 4-5 stories in one Movie, its just bad and makes me feel bad to say that considering how much i loved its predecessors. Expand
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Vicente144Sep 25, 2020
Es tan ABURRIDA mi villano favorito 3 que ni los colores tan brillantes y su villano, el cual es bastante cuestionable, fueron capaces de salvarla. Lucy con las niñas no aportaron mucho a que la pelicula fuera mas digerible
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NoneLovesMeNov 28, 2020
imagine if you had a stroke and made a animated movie, that's what these producers did when they made this, because the actors aren't trying, the animation is good until you realize it was wasted on this, then the story is like a toxic filledimagine if you had a stroke and made a animated movie, that's what these producers did when they made this, because the actors aren't trying, the animation is good until you realize it was wasted on this, then the story is like a toxic filled bow on top. Expand
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geewahJan 9, 2021
Dull, predictable and filled with lame jokes. Comes across as a blatant cash grab and vehicle to sell more merchandise.
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