Colossal

Neon | Release Date: April 7, 2017

6.1	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 177 Ratings

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singularapathyApr 21, 2017

Trite, overwrought, and frankly poorly thought out worldbuilding. The actors are solid, as expected, but the plot itself is pretentious without saying much at all.

5 of 7 users found this helpful52

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reelsightMay 7, 2017

So bad, we walked out halfway through. Boring, listless tale of the lives of bar patrons is not lifted by giant marionette connection. Waste of time and money.

3 of 5 users found this helpful32

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BroyaxAug 14, 2017

Voici une colossale débilité qui suffirait à peine à faire durer un épisode de "Big bang theory" et à laquelle il manque ici les rires enregistrés. Comme -en plus !- ça dure une heure et demi soit grosso merdo 5 épisodes à la suite de "BigVoici une colossale débilité qui suffirait à peine à faire durer un épisode de "Big bang theory" et à laquelle il manque ici les rires enregistrés. Comme -en plus !- ça dure une heure et demi soit grosso merdo 5 épisodes à la suite de "Big bang theory" (c'est la sitcom la plus conne qui me soit venue à l'esprit mais il y en a d'autres, le choix est très large...), il est alors inutile de préciser que le visionnage d'un tel étron est une purge colossale.

Quant à Anne Hathaway, je ne savais vraiment pas qui c'était, mais là pas besoin de me faire un dessin, je me barre à toute blinde en courant très vite : vision d'horreur confirmée avec sa serpillère sur la tête, ses yeux globuleux de hareng mort, sa grande bouche de clown triste et son gros cul de péniche et ses fripes de clocharde.

Les autres abrutis ne sont pas mieux logés avec leurs tronches de vainqueurs qu'on a pas encore sorties de leurs fions, sans parler de la réalisation à deux de tension et des dialogues à se faire péter le caisson, tellement c'est colossalement con.… Expand

2 of 4 users found this helpful22

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jigasMay 4, 2017

What the hell are the writers thinking and making a movie like that. A
romantic drama with elements of mass destruction ?
It's a new way to say a story as a modern philosopher grunt ? is this the future story telling we gonna pass to ourWhat the hell are the writers thinking and making a movie like that. A
romantic drama with elements of mass destruction ?

It's a new way to say a story as a modern philosopher grunt ? is this
the future story telling we gonna pass to our children ?

" the little red riding hood , stopped the missile from exploding and
killing everybody from nuclear winter ... and then went to her grandma
".

Its a Hollywood thing or cultural thing , i just don't get it. How can
someone merge two complete different stories in a way that doesn't make
any sense and be proud of. Retardation or stupidity ?

Trying to comprehend why this movie was made. Cause of the people who
are tuned to a specific category?

-- lets go see this new romantic movie.

-- i don't see romantic crap , i only watch movies with destruction ,
zombies and vampires

-- you gonna love this then.

My brain was hurt watching it.

Some words about the casting:

Hathaway : please stop smiling in every movie you make. Travel the
stars (interstellar) with no chance to survive or you are responsible
for the death of a zillion people , makes no difference to you.
Probably someone told you that you have a beautiful smile and your
smiling since then. stop it. bad actor , bad.

Sudeikis : The characters you are playing are below 70 IQ. No surprises
there. Good fit in this movie. You should stay out of it tho.

i am sorry.… Expand

3 of 9 users found this helpful36

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mikhailmaldonagSep 17, 2017

So bad, we walked out halfway through. Boring, listless tale of the lives of bar patrons is not lifted by giant marionette connection. Waste of time and money.

1 of 3 users found this helpful12

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PersiaSep 5, 2017

I continued watching this with the hopes that it would eventually make sense and turn out to be a good movie.

I was wrong. The characters all had unrealistic psychotic tendencies that weren't funny or even shocking -- it was just bad. Don'tI continued watching this with the hopes that it would eventually make sense and turn out to be a good movie.

I was wrong.

The characters all had unrealistic psychotic tendencies that weren't funny or even shocking -- it was just bad. Don't get me wrong, I think the actors made the best out of the crap they were handed, but the awful dialog followed by sudden dark character twists reminded me of watching bad improv comedy that bombs on every attempt at a joke.

If you watched the trailer then you saw most of the scenes with the monsters already. The rest is really odd character development that drags on for an uncomfortable amount of time.

Don't waste your time on this one.… Expand

1 of 5 users found this helpful14

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OmgThatSuckedOct 21, 2017

Wow - just really bad. I went looking for other bad reviews - and was amazed to find people were giving this movie a pass. I may never trust Anne Hathaway again - talk about bad career decisions. Lame - just really really lame.

0 of 4 users found this helpful04

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simonrs27Apr 7, 2018

Mala, mala, mala. Es una basura condecorada. Una cagada en estado liquido. He perdido casi 2 horas de mi valiosa vida. Es mal.

0 of 0 users found this helpful00

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