Cemetery of Splendor

Strand Releasing | Release Date: March 4, 2016

6.7	USER SCORE Generally favorable reviews based on 30 Ratings

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salsainglesaJul 22, 2016

Reading through all the reviews all I can think of is this is a case of The emperor's new clothes syndrome. Poorly portrayed pseudo magical realism. The imagery lacks craftsmanship in both lightning and composition, the storytelling is asReading through all the reviews all I can think of is this is a case of The emperor's new clothes syndrome. Poorly portrayed pseudo magical realism. The imagery lacks craftsmanship in both lightning and composition, the storytelling is as open to interpretation as can be, which in the end seems like a gimmick for people to decide what the movie is about. Better movies have been made of and about dreams by great masters, Kurosawa, Fellini and Tarkovsky from the top of mind.
Lackluster and overly pretentious.… Expand

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whatithink33Apr 27, 2017

This has to be a practical joke by the community of film critics. An 87!!! The glacial pace of this movie, the plot that can be summarized in 2 sentences, that we watch someone take a crap for a full minute (and that crap scene has noThis has to be a practical joke by the community of film critics. An 87!!! The glacial pace of this movie, the plot that can be summarized in 2 sentences, that we watch someone take a crap for a full minute (and that crap scene has no relation to the plot-I guess it sets the mood-yeah, that this movie is a piece of crap) and this movie gets an 87! How do you take a 10 minute idea and turn it into a 2 hour film, watch this film and you'll see. That this film gets an 87 reminds me of going to an art exposition and seeing a red circle painted inside a blue rectangle and the painting is covered with awards and the critics say it is the work of a genius (and even then you wouldn't spend 2 hours looking at it - you just shake your head and walk away). The critics speak of this film as being subtle, authentic, mesmerizing, time shifting. Then I guess waiting in line for 2 hours at the DMV is a wonderful experience too. I don't mind subtitles. I enjoy thoughtful films. I don't need a car crash in a film for it to work for me. But this film gives me nothing. I can't wait for the director's cut, maybe I'll get to see three different scenes of people taking a crap. No, probably not, this film gives the impression that nothing was left on the cutting room floor. After 45 minutes of watching this film I figured that with an 87 score the movie would get better, that there would be some payoff, wrong! The only payoff available from this movie will be if there is a class action lawsuit to compensate anyone that lost two hours of their life to watching this movie. I guess you could say that I just didn't get it. In my mind it is a zero, but I gave it a 1 because some of my disappointment is probably due to the fact that I had high expectations due to the 87 score.… Expand

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