Cats
Universal Pictures | Release Date: December 20, 2019
5.2
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DanangDec 23, 2019
bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
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PotterheadGleekJan 23, 2020
It's a big disappointment how this film can ruin one of the best musicals ever made in theatre. The new arrengements are a chemical mess, the acting is poor, can't believe Dench & McKellen are involve in this.
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FrankenkurtzDec 26, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Spoiler alert! This movie sucks. Id have rather smelled your fart. id have rather had monkeys throw poop at me… Expand
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NYCMovieGuyJan 3, 2020
I have to admit that I enjoyed the dancing and much of the singing, BUT Andrew Lloyd Webber's show just doesn't translate to the big screen. When I saw it the audience kept laughing when the characters made feline gestures.
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kman1014Apr 23, 2020
The visuals were awful throughout the entire movie. The writing and thematics were "meh" at best, and I didn't enjoy looking at the characters.
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CipresslgDec 21, 2019
Horrible, parece una pelicula de furris. Horror una mala decision recurrir a esos graficos
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VitorlancastreDec 21, 2019
Fãs de divas pop passam muita vergonha. O filmeco é horroroso sim, e não há argumento que justifique o contrário.
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rorek131Dec 21, 2019
The most horrible movie I've seen in a long time. Trash. Old Cats like 100x better.
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Daniel54Dec 21, 2019
The most horrible movie I've ever seen. It sucks. Why did they dare to do such crap? And all the reviews that are in green, that chance that they are all fans of the singer Taylor swift hahaha, ridiculous all of them who don't accept that itThe most horrible movie I've ever seen. It sucks. Why did they dare to do such crap? And all the reviews that are in green, that chance that they are all fans of the singer Taylor swift hahaha, ridiculous all of them who don't accept that it is a very bad movie.… Expand
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Kirbypperez1Dec 20, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Worst movie of the decade! A mess! The soundtrack flopped brought to us by Taylor Swift. Tayvodoo strikes so bad. Swifties aren't streaming and paying to watch this montrosity.… Expand
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UrielalvDec 21, 2019
I hate this movie, seriously is the worst movie and the song beautiful flops is only a joke for the true music
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HanekDec 28, 2019
It is just stupid cringe fest. Waste of time. Thank god i got ticket for free.
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SmolaDec 25, 2019
A trip to a darkest part of the uncanny valley, a place humanity wasn't aware of before the release of this movie. Starring: your sleep paralysis demons.
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JohnathonAlexisDec 24, 2019
About as magical as santa losing rudolph to stage 4 nose cancer on christmas eve, its a no from me
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Swiftie82837Dec 20, 2019
Sem surpreender ninguém, crítica especializada massacra "Cats" e filme estreia no Rotten Tomatoes com míseros 9% e um whiskas podre. Segundo os principais sites, o filme megalomaníaco de Tom Hooper se perde em um CGI preguiçoso e roteiro malSem surpreender ninguém, crítica especializada massacra "Cats" e filme estreia no Rotten Tomatoes com míseros 9% e um whiskas podre. Segundo os principais sites, o filme megalomaníaco de Tom Hooper se perde em um CGI preguiçoso e roteiro mal construído que não destaca a atuação de nenhum dos grandes atores envolvidos no projeto, nem mesmo o trabalho de Jennifer Hudson, responsável por cantar a canção mais marcante do musical, "Memory".… Expand
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JPKDec 20, 2019
Creepy
There are some things that should stay as drawings like anthro animals, Even if the designs weren’t creepy, Cats would still not be good because of a badly written script.
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SouzafialhoDec 20, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Essa porcaria deveria nem entrar em exibição!que coisa mais ridícula, meu Deus! Eu q não vou gastar 1 centavo com essa merda kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk… Expand
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imjuliocesarDec 20, 2019
Cats is poor, Stranger, confused, with performances wtffff. And the Soundtrack daaaahhh
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Matheus066Dec 20, 2019
Filme bizarro , bem esquisito, a Taylor e a Jennifer hudson são boas , mas o filme é enjoativo , chata e bizarro
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afrmxDec 22, 2019
It is as creepy as all reviewers claimed it to be. Heed the warnings are true!
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Ahmad158Dec 22, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Judhaezktsktstfsjts6tesoydyedglsktzegkgxuraktsutsirsotsitskgirdirsoyfe hckhsc shochlcskh slh sk ehk elh elh el… Expand
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AlejandroCTDec 21, 2019
Tremenda basura 4squerosa y nula como la carrera actoral de tayjuepvta.
El diseño del personaje de Tays1d4 y la pelicula en general se ven de la Reputation y a pesar de que taych4ncrosa solo aparecio 8 min aprox fueron suficiente para darseTremenda basura 4squerosa y nula como la carrera actoral de tayjuepvta.
El diseño del personaje de Tays1d4 y la pelicula en general se ven de la Reputation y a pesar de que taych4ncrosa solo aparecio 8 min aprox fueron suficiente para darse cuenta que de actriz se muere de hambre esta m4ldita c0nchuda des4lentada.
Por eso ASIB y lady diosa patrones de esta C4Gada de pelicula.… Expand
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RiaskoFFDec 21, 2019
This is the worst thing i ever saw. It would be understandable if it would be some niche porn movie for some special people but its not, its a musical. Terrible. No, just no.
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dapeDec 24, 2019
"Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me." Thing is this valley - The uncanny valley is scary. For the whole movie my brain was hurting trying to"Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me." Thing is this valley - The uncanny valley is scary. For the whole movie my brain was hurting trying to humanize cats. It struggled so much that almost missed constant cringe-fest, bad music and "choreography"? What was it supposed to be? Only good thing in this situation is I got ticket for free. Otherwise I would feel robbed. Production value in general is typical Hollywood level, hence score of "2" instead of -2 that this ^#^##*$@%#&*$(*#*# deserves.… Expand
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KeithDowJan 7, 2020
I'm just glad I eventually woke up from this two hour long fever dream. Now I pretend it never happened.
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bartcbemDec 25, 2019
The design of the characters is a failure. Simple as that. I cant believe somebody draw this, then someone else approved it, made it in to super expensive CGI and again said - yes, this looks fine! How is this possible that no one said - waitThe design of the characters is a failure. Simple as that. I cant believe somebody draw this, then someone else approved it, made it in to super expensive CGI and again said - yes, this looks fine! How is this possible that no one said - wait a second, thy looks creepy as hell.… Expand
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ay1908Dec 22, 2019
CATastrophic. I don't understand how anyone ever thought this CGI mess was a good idea. It is utterly cringeworthy.
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RickyFcDec 22, 2019
The worst film of the year. And the music is as CATastrophic as the film. A shame.
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joelma332Dec 23, 2019
Uma porcaria igual tudo o que a taylor faz, que merda de filme sem noçãao. Vai fazer filme de cobra que combina mais com vc sua vaca palmito ecaaaaaa kkkkkkk
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cassio19Dec 23, 2019
a pior parte é ada taylor!!!! que porcaria essa merda. Confesso que fui embora no meio do filme., LIXO
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MhpsrDec 25, 2019
Too many things going on, storylines were difficult to follow with the lyrics being impossible to understand in critical moments of the movie.
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fase_ssammJan 13, 2020
This movie looks horrible, like why didn't they use normal cats? Cgi cats would be way better, than some knock off Will Smith, and Jack Black, like common now. The whole movie lacks a plot, the characters are as thin as piece of cardstock,This movie looks horrible, like why didn't they use normal cats? Cgi cats would be way better, than some knock off Will Smith, and Jack Black, like common now. The whole movie lacks a plot, the characters are as thin as piece of cardstock, AKA they are so horrible. I would never ever watch this move, ever.… Expand
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TheQuietGamerMay 30, 2020
I knew this wasn't going to be good going into it, but I was hoping/expecting it would be the fun kind of bad like The Room or Sharknado. All of the promotional material and post-release press painted a picture of this being cinema's next bigI knew this wasn't going to be good going into it, but I was hoping/expecting it would be the fun kind of bad like The Room or Sharknado. All of the promotional material and post-release press painted a picture of this being cinema's next big trashterpiece. While I can see it fitting that bill for some, I personally found it to be too aggressively awful to deliver the kind of ironic entertainment I was looking for.

I had no idea what was going on for the first half of the movie. It's just a string of inconsequential characters being introduced through musical numbers, all but one of which are unintelligible, and not just lyrically. Everybody onscreen does have a powerful voice, but not one of them seems to be able to enunciate. I'm not sure if it's a problem with the audio mixing or what, but I've heard more vocal clarity from mumble rappers. That's a big nail in the coffin for a musical like this.

A plot centered around reincarnation does eventually emerge from all the nonsense. However, that's when the movie goes from being stupefyingly terrible to a total snoozefest. I legitimately struggled to stay awake and came dangerously close to turning the thing off. It was only by sheer willpower and the fact that I had already given up halfway through another film earlier this month that I was able to keep going. The ending is sweet in a sappy sort of way, but nothing leading up to it is interesting.

The CGI cat people are, of course, horrifying. The opening sequence looks like something out of a horror flick and these are the most terrifying dance routines this side of the Suspiria remake. Just when you think things can't get any more disturbing there's some horrific new sight waiting around the next corner, be it the nightmarish rat children or Idris Elba's disgusting unfinished pelt (between this and his old man look in Thor: Ragnarok I no longer find him attractive). Why do they all have human hands?

It's also weirdly sexual. As if Tom Hooper made this for his own enjoyment if you know what I mean. This is especially strange because it appears, at least to me, that the material would have done better had it been aimed at children. Yet, at the end of the day Cats is too inappropriate for the audience it seems most suited for.

Only time will tell if this becomes a cult classic the likes of Birdemic or Troll 2. It seemingly has all the right elements as it's very existence is kind of hilarious. The problem for me was that those laughs weren't found while actually watching the movie. It's far more amusing from the outside because you don't really have to experience how overly long, boring, and uncomfortable it is to sit through. So given how the aforementioned titles have managed to find followings despite their lack of quality because of how much fun they are in the moment with the right mindset, this will always just be little more than a particularly foul turd in the litter box from my viewpoint.

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MattyiceDec 26, 2019
Ignore the Taylor Swift stans inflating the grade of this truly piece of crap movie (she’s only in the movie for around 5 minutes btw). Cats is, for the lack of a better term, a catastrophe. It was a terrible musical to begin with, mainlyIgnore the Taylor Swift stans inflating the grade of this truly piece of crap movie (she’s only in the movie for around 5 minutes btw). Cats is, for the lack of a better term, a catastrophe. It was a terrible musical to begin with, mainly because it contains no plot (unless you consider the act of only introducing characters as a “plot”), is a dumb concept, features literally only one good song (Memory), and, most importantly, is really boring. The film, however, amplifies the terribleness of the musical by using nightmare-inducing CGI characters/costumes that look unfinished at points, annoying acting, and mixed tones, while also keeping all the huge flaws of the Broadway show. Nobody asked for a Cats film adaption and nobody (not even Oscar-winning director Tom Hooper) could ever make it work. Truly a sight to never behold.… Expand
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PanchogulApr 16, 2020
Cats (2019)

Sinopsis: Una tribu de gatos debe decidir, como cada año, cuál de ellos ascenderá al Heaviside Layer y, así, podrá renacer y volver en una nueva vida. Opinión: Debo confesar que esperaba plenamente lo peor, ya queCats (2019)

Sinopsis:

Una tribu de gatos debe decidir, como cada año, cuál de ellos ascenderá al Heaviside Layer y, así, podrá renacer y volver en una nueva vida.

Opinión:

Debo confesar que esperaba plenamente lo peor, ya que objetivamente esta película fue el mayor desastre crítico y financiero del 2019 y posiblemente de los más grandes de los últimos años, aún así, mi intuición me convenció de que podría rescatar algo bueno y lamentablemente apenas puedo mencionar un aspecto o quizás dos.

Lo bueno:

- La breve pero impecable participación de Taylor Swift, creo que no fueron ni 10 minutos, lo cual no indica nada bueno después de todo.

Lo malo:

- A ver, los efectos especiales no son tan horrendos como dicen, a decir verdad me parecieron bastante promedios.

- La protagonista, la cual está con cara de mamerta frigida durante toda la película, pésima actuación de su parte, hasta Jennifer Hudson que es otro de las docenas de personajes odiosos lo hace relativamente mejor.

- Judy Dench, una actriz respetada con tantos años de trayectoria cuesta verla en esta película sin sentir que está en un terreno donde no pertenece.

- Los números musicales, okey, es una película musical, pero una cosa es eso y otra es llegar al abuso, aquí abusan deliberadamente, tan solo en la primera escena los jodidos gatos antropomorfos hacen más escándalo que en todas las películas de High School Musical juntas.

- Exceso de personajes en pantalla, tantas criaturas cantando y bailando hasta saturar la pantalla es abrumador y difícil de seguir.

- La banda sonora no es exactamente mala, pero es difícil de seguir por los puntos anteriormente mencionados.

- El guión es plano y pretencioso, y cuando una película se aprecia el exceso de pretencion y ambiciones es señal de que no veremos un buen producto final.

En lo personal ni siquiera la terminé de ver, apenas concluyó la presentación de Taylor Swift dejé de verla porque definitivamente es un suplicio la película en general, de los 110 minutos que dura no pasé de los 80.

Una PESADILLA...

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robertoiglesiasMay 21, 2020
It's another so bad it's good classic. It has a terrible plot, horrible characters, awful effects, and it's hilarious.
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crizzyviewJan 1, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Oh, how crummy this movie is! Stinks worse than a litter box. I was bored to tears.… Expand
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tomcain68Jan 2, 2020
What did I just see? My eyes hurt. That was just simply awful. Was I entertained? Oh heck yes. It's hard to look away.
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13freedom13Jan 6, 2020
this is movie is just too wierd i can't even finish it the fact that is cgi on cat costumes it's just wierd
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lascottlaDec 29, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Spoiler alert! This movie sucks. Worst movie I’ve seen in nearly a decade. I mean... Maybe it could become a cult classic for being so terrible? Probably the best the producers could hope for.… Expand
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pdelguyJan 1, 2020
A lot of accounts with ONE review to save this **** **** movie...this is an example of Hollywood trying to sell any kind of **** to people
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hoodie_666Dec 28, 2019
It feels as if this is was just someone's link transformed into a movie. Easily the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, and I used to browse r/watchpeopledie a lot
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ThdragoonJan 5, 2020
Why why why why why, my eyes, and also it's very awkward and cringy, the end
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SimonThSorcererDec 28, 2019
REPULSIVE! I want my money back! If you love uncomfortable cringefests that last way too long and weird human-animal hybrids being sexual (furries will love this!) then it's for you, but if you are a normal, sane person, AVOID!
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MiloGrayJan 11, 2020
If u wanna see a film better than this made by someone with no experience then go to the Instagram account @milogr.ay
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biazwraDec 29, 2019
Taylor Swift saves this terrible movie. For sure the worst one in 2019, maybe the worst one in the decade.
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CupcakePrincessDec 25, 2019
Worst film I have ever watched. Two hours of introducing characters with almost no story. The film is hard to follow as half the songs are mumbled. The dancing is extremely repetitive and visually lacklustre. The CGI is horrific and theWorst film I have ever watched. Two hours of introducing characters with almost no story. The film is hard to follow as half the songs are mumbled. The dancing is extremely repetitive and visually lacklustre. The CGI is horrific and the humour is non-existent. It was excruciating to be stuck in the cinema watching this.… Expand
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AyabehaoriDec 27, 2019
I fall into Uncanny Valley. And I can't climb back, when I in movie theater.
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maddieLDec 29, 2019
disgusted-that’s all i can say about the movie.
It is the first time i see people leaving the screen after 35-40 min
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sethdicksonDec 29, 2019
Went there to mock watch but it was so bad it wasn't even a challenge. Most poorly made movie I've seen in a while. The CGI was TERRIBLE. So terrible that the producers had to be aware of this, which means it's a case of incredibly lazyWent there to mock watch but it was so bad it wasn't even a challenge. Most poorly made movie I've seen in a while. The CGI was TERRIBLE. So terrible that the producers had to be aware of this, which means it's a case of incredibly lazy filmmaking. Disappointing. Even worse, they had my guy Ian McKellan lapping milk out of a bowl. Made him look like a whole fool. Despite this, his performance was just about the only impressive one in the whole movie. Jennifer Hudson really shined in the vocal department, but her acting failed to convince me. It goes without saying that the cat "costumes" were unsettling and things of this nature should be left to the Furries. An all-around poorly conceived film. Thank God the cinematography was half-decent or I might have walked out of the theater.… Expand
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dukeboy2002Dec 30, 2019
God is dead, and Cats killed Him. I have to watch paint dry when I get home to clear my mind.
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NovanDec 31, 2019
I watched it and I have a PTSD for two days due to the disturbing nature of the film. The plot was average and overall it's just so bad, I walked away from the theathre in the half of the movie.
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GodyonceNov 24, 2021
This is all Taylor Swift's fault. That "woman" cannot act if her life depended on it and she literally looks insane in a cat skin. She really thought she'd win a Best Original Song with this. Good luck.
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TVJerryDec 28, 2019
Director Tom Hooper did a masterful job of turning the musical Les Miserables into a marvelous movie. This time around, he's tackled one of the world's most popular shows and failed nobly. I've always thought this play was stupidly weirdDirector Tom Hooper did a masterful job of turning the musical Les Miserables into a marvelous movie. This time around, he's tackled one of the world's most popular shows and failed nobly. I've always thought this play was stupidly weird (what IS a jellicle cat?) and the music was too twee (with the exception of "Memory"). This screen version hasn't changed my opinions. As anyone who's seen a clip knows, it's downright creepy to see these actors digitally transformed into catlike bodies. To make matters worse, the dancing is often dumb, the sets aren't attractive and the staging lacks beauty or inventiveness. With the exception of Ian McKellen's touching "Gus: The Theatre Cat" and Jennifer Hudson's dramatic "Memory" there's nothing warm or wonderful about this laughable feline failure.… Expand
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imthenoobAug 30, 2023
As bad as everyone says it is? Absolutely. I couldn't even make it past the first 10 minutes. It's a cringe-fest of awful CGI that attempts to sway you by having a studded cast that offers very little to the final product.
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reviewer2015lolApr 23, 2022
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twb6320Jan 27, 2020
Muddled, Fast Paced, Nonsensical Garbage that’s too flashy and ridiculous for its own good.
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heltondrewJan 15, 2020
An absolute embarrassment. Hot damn, that’s awful. And SO SCARY!!! It was, however, nice to be on the same page with literally every other audience member as we all laughed at the terrible absurdity of this garbage fire.
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WCM320May 3, 2020
So let's just get this out of the way.
Cats is just as good as the Broadway musical.
Which is to say it is and always has been hot garbage. The only reason that the musical ever worked was simply that "The 80's" I literally know not a singleSo let's just get this out of the way.
Cats is just as good as the Broadway musical.
Which is to say it is and always has been hot garbage.
The only reason that the musical ever worked was simply that "The 80's"
I literally know not a single person who is a fan of cats, I know people who have seen it and enjoyed it, but mostly because it's just that bad... And that bizarre. And it knows that and just runs with it.

This movie, a title that It pains me to use for this aborted tragedy of a cinematic outing.
The original show's audience was basically children, stay at home mom's and perverts. And the movie most likely has the same group of people going to bat for it.

The movie was ugly, like the musical.
It sounded alright but had no emotional gravitas, like the musical.
The acting was bad, like the musical.
It was far too close to being porn, like the Musical.
It had a paper-thin plot, like the musical.

If there is anything nice I can say about this movie it's that it is a good adaptation of the musical. Which was also hot garbage.

The one thing I will say, however, is both times I saw this in theaters, the people watching it were enjoying it, but in the same way people enjoyed the Room, or a bad movie on Mystery Science theater. It was fun to experience just how bad this was... and....

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Morty_McFlayJan 8, 2020
Everyone pretty much immediately jumped down this movie’s throat when its first trailer dropped, with pretty much everyone saying the effects were horrible. That’s not necessarily true; the creative decision to put human faces on cats isEveryone pretty much immediately jumped down this movie’s throat when its first trailer dropped, with pretty much everyone saying the effects were horrible. That’s not necessarily true; the creative decision to put human faces on cats is strange, but the effects are pretty decent from a technical level. And you get used to the weird faces pretty quick.

I say this because the thing that everyone thought was going to kill this movie is actually the least sh*tty thing about this movie.

Positives, positives. Uhhh... the production design is fine, I guess. I mean, a lot of the environments feel really empty, but they look nice. From a lyrical standpoint, most of the songs suck and are pretty boring, but they sound fine. And I did like Taylor Swift’s song, not gonna lie. Everything else is just about the worst it could be. I can’t remember seeing a movie that was THIS bad at telling a story in a LONG time. I honestly could not have told you what the plot was immediately after leaving the theater. It’s aggressively boring and unfunny. The only laughs I had were the ironic enjoyment of a horrific Rebel Wilson, Idris Elba yelling meow and disappearing, and 80 year old Sir Ian McKellen hissing and drinking milk. The actual intentional jokes were PAINFUL to sit through.

Do not see. Not even worth sitting through for ironic enjoyment; go watch The Room or Birdemic or something, anything as long as it’s not this.… Expand
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JeBjBoDec 22, 2021
wtf is this movie??? I think I'm traumatized and need to cry or take some time off of movies for now..
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ahmedaiman1999Apr 1, 2020
I wish to offer a sincere apology to my cats, nay to all the cats in this planet and the feline race in general, on behalf of everyone who was involved in making this ghastly nightmare.

Easily one of the most cringe-worthy, soulless,I wish to offer a sincere apology to my cats, nay to all the cats in this planet and the feline race in general, on behalf of everyone who was involved in making this ghastly nightmare.

Easily one of the most cringe-worthy, soulless, incoherent and, above all, pointless and meaningless things I've ever seen.

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PascampMar 26, 2020
A pior história de todos os tempos. Nunca vi nada tão bizarro como esse filme
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Apostle485Feb 20, 2020
I was honestly expecting this movie to be worse than it was. That's not saying much, though, since this movie was still terrible. First of all, the special effects throughout the film are god-awful. Every character in the film was incrediblyI was honestly expecting this movie to be worse than it was. That's not saying much, though, since this movie was still terrible. First of all, the special effects throughout the film are god-awful. Every character in the film was incredibly uncanny in appearance, which is a big problem. Apart from the awful aesthetics of the film, everything else was basically average. I liked some of the music in the film, but the songs didn't seem to have any purpose really. It's not a huge knock, but I would have liked the songs to actually progress the plot in some way and not just be cats singing about their personalities or abilities. Speaking of the plot, there basically was none. Things just sort of happened in this movie, and it was not compelling to me. Maybe people who are fans of the Cats musical aren't bothered by the lack of a real, substantive plot, but I have never seen the musical, so it was a problem for me. If you're a fan of the Cats musical who is also not creeped out by the cat-human CGI characters, I'd recommend this film, but I can't see myself recommending it to anyone else.… Expand
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Sarcastic_DevisDec 6, 2021
Ok. Come posso trattare questo film?

In poche parole, sarebbe dovuto rimanere un musical. Ogni canzone (tranne qualche eccezione) è il nulla musicato, non serve a nulla, se non a presentare i personaggi. Ma questo è l'unico uso che vieneOk. Come posso trattare questo film?

In poche parole, sarebbe dovuto rimanere un musical. Ogni canzone (tranne qualche eccezione) è il nulla musicato, non serve a nulla, se non a presentare i personaggi. Ma questo è l'unico uso che viene fatto delle suddette, niente di più, i personaggi sono severamente sottosviluppati. E adesso parliamo dell'elefante della stanza: i design dei personaggi sono la perfetta rappresentazione di un incubo febbrile. Sono orrendi, quasi inguardabili. Le scenografie sono tremendamente inconsistenti nel contesto in cui il film è ambientato e dopo un po', dato che cantano di continuo, diventa stancante. Ah, le blatte me le sognerò la notte.

Consigliato? No, ma sì, potete vederlo come un "so bad it's good", ma dipende da voi.… Expand
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AnnaDalliganOct 30, 2020
One of the worst films i’ve ever seen I am annoyed i spent £12 on my movie ticket. I am giving it one star as the only good part of the film was the 5 mins that taylor swift appeared in it. my friend fell asleep it was so boring
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hnestlyontheslyMar 2, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. "You aren't allowed to see Cats without me" was the message I got on my phone from Friend a week ago, not that I was ever intending to see this film. So when we booked tickets two days ago and I sent a message to our other Friend with a time and place and he said, "Cannot wait to see the first horror film of the year," I was surprised. And I was more surprised when our other Friend, upon hearing that we wanted to see it blackout, messy drunk in about twenty-four hours, also agreed. We were, as you might have expected, the only people in the theater for about twenty minutes until two well-meaning elders entered and dutifully ignored us, our soda spilled on their floor, their seats ignobly stolen, grown men and women shouting full-volume at Coke commercials and trailers (they were all right people).

I vacillate between thinking that the Cats people were in on the joke and thinking that they were basically the sloppy procrastinator in class who made his science fair project on Sunday night and got caught trying to pass it off as a full-fledged thing. I don't want to reward laziness or slave labor, which is what Brother says was basically the way that the SFX house was able to win the bid for the movie (he also said that it was reportedly only about 10% finished when they released it to the public), but I'm also completely willing to believe that this was basically the exact creative vision of a very, very sick man, who only recently became aware that his version of reality does not match with the rest of us. I can confirm that Ian McKellan is great in this movie (mostly because someone has told him his lines are the words associated with cat sounds but not the actual sounds) and that Taylor Swifts catboobs are misshappen and also distractingly enhanced, but I don't think I follow when people say that this movie is too horny for its own good and that all the erect tails are distracting. I can only imagine being uncomfortable about the level of cat horn if I were taking my kid sister to this movie, but as it was, we were all adult enough to watch Dame Judy flash us with her cat minge and Ian McKellan sexually harass that milk plate with his tongue. It is kind of **** how Rebel Wilson takes off her own catsuit (oh is it a pun? I think it's a pun!), but there isn't a cockroach holocaust as was billed in earlier critical reviews, unless the first cut of this movie included more graphic scenes than the one I saw. I understand what that one review meant when it said simply of Jennifer Hudson, "They did her so dirty." I think at first it meant that of all the ugly CGI cats she was the queen of the ugly cats, and though I think that's part of it, I think it might be a specific combination of the amount of snot they left on her lips in any given close up and their direction to her to act like someone who had just recently been told that they were contractually obligated to star in Cats. Brother said that he could "not explain the ending of the movie even now that I've seen it," which I sympathize with. Because the movie is basically "cats introducing themselves for two hours" until "Judy Dench stares directly into the camera and lectures you for three straight minutes," the plot never really develops any characters, beyond the fact that Idris Elba seems to be some sort of powerful wizard who gains strength the less clothing he's wearing. I'm not entirely sure how Deuteronomy is able to free herself from the plank walk, except the length of the Mephistopheles song really gives her enough time to have swim home and blow dry herself for all I know. (At what point does one song become long enough to actually legitimately be two different songs?) I refuse to believe that **** cat with his stupid hat learns magic through peer pressure. Regardless of how many other cats are magic in this movie, he uses a **** miniature pencil as his wand. And if he is a real wizard, why does Deuteronomy not thank him? Why does she just sing the song that the rest of the cats has been singing to make believe that he's much more impressive than he is? Why does she appear behind them as if she's been hiding in the wings the entire time? This is how they win, right? They paralyze us in thought about small **** like this so that we have a hard time fighting the nauseous feeling of seeing someone's face painted onto the front of their head or maybe carved deep into it, it's hard to tell, because everything looks so fuzzy and out of focus, except, well, the actual fuzz, which looks painted and a little bit tacked on.… Expand
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JRTMJan 11, 2020
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** !!!
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Rick-CastJan 12, 2020
I don't expect this review to be taken seriously...As a hard core horror genre fan I reallly enjoyed the living sh@t out of this movie.
Go see it if you have the mental stability and love for scares.
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SartoriDec 25, 2019
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Efeitos extremamente horríveis, Apenas nos primeiros 5 minutos de filme, os olhos começam a sangrar com tamanha aberração. E vamos de pior filme do ano… Expand
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GeorgeHDec 26, 2019
completely terrible I didn't think it would be bad looking forward but nothing stuck the CGI isn't good and shouldn't have been adapted into a movie it ruined the play for me and many others. should have done a secret life of pets lookscompletely terrible I didn't think it would be bad looking forward but nothing stuck the CGI isn't good and shouldn't have been adapted into a movie it ruined the play for me and many others. should have done a secret life of pets looks instead of the human/cat look… Expand
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adamjones12983Dec 27, 2019
This movie was purely awful in all respects. Just terrible. Please never watch it ever
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MannygeeDec 29, 2019
When the classic musical “Cats” composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber was announced to hit the big screen the possibilities seemed endless. While this film has nostalgia for fans of the stage play; it ultimately leaves a void that it never quiteWhen the classic musical “Cats” composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber was announced to hit the big screen the possibilities seemed endless. While this film has nostalgia for fans of the stage play; it ultimately leaves a void that it never quite fills. The CGI was at times painful to see. From odd bulges, strange looking hands and simply an overly sexual design left me wondering why they didn’t just stick with costumes. Choreography was changed, characters were different; (no kittens)and one of my favorite scenes where the white kitten dances at the ball to a express her coming of age and sexuality was heavily edited (doing no favors to the talented ballerina Francesca Hayward) and thus lost all meaning that had touched me in the stage play. Yes “Cats” is a musical but majority of this nearly 2 hour film is just music. The film brings together big names such as Jason Derulo, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson, Ian McKellen and Taylor Swift to name a few but they are quickly lost in the debacle. The minuscule amount of time spent on the story and character development had a detrimental effect on the cast. Grizabellas plight that I had once found moving seemed trivial. While Jennifer Hudson delivered powerful vocals on many of her characters beloved songs the scope of the film was so limited that neither she could break free of its restraints.
James Corden and Rebel Wilson are the definite “comic relief” but while Corden has his moments Wilson’s role was an utter joke. In one of her worst roles yet; her non humorous repetitive lines, idiotic scenes, and just out of place crotch shots left a horrid impression that was not easily forgotten. Memorable moments included the vocals from both Jennifer Hudson and Jason Derulo. Taylor swift shined in her role but even tho it was highly advertised was a mere ten minutes of the entirety of the film. Overall “Cats” was the golden coin chocolate promising on the outside but bland and uiniviting on the inside. Fans of the stage play will find glimpses of light here and there but just like Grizabellas plight this musical has had better days in the sun.… Expand
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oldmanjambyDec 30, 2019
I went to see the movie “Cats”, directed by Tom Hooper and adapted from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical of the same name, out of pure morbid curiosity. I tried to go into the experience with as little bias as possible, despite the horridI went to see the movie “Cats”, directed by Tom Hooper and adapted from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical of the same name, out of pure morbid curiosity. I tried to go into the experience with as little bias as possible, despite the horrid reactions that came from near everyone I knew who had seen it. Not to mention the poorly received original trailer for the movie, which still sits in the abysmal 20% approval range on Youtube. Dear lord… I wish somehow my own curiosity could’ve killed these cats. A misguided effort in almost every possible way, “Cats” feels like a consistently unpleasant fever dream that never quite reaches the entertaining awfulness that comes with the likes of “Troll 2”, or “The Room”. It’s just… a boring assault on the senses every step of the way. From what I’ve gathered, having never seen the original musical myself, the source material never should have been given a shot at the big screen, and simply didn’t have the substance to carry over to a feature length film. This part of the review would typically delve somewhat into the plot of the movie, so you don’t go into it without any clue as to what it’s about. “Cats” makes this very easy by having little to no plot at all. To put it as simply as possible, it is all a big talent show of different musical numbers from individual cats in a tribe called the Jellicles, all being shown to us through the eyes of a newcomer cat, Victoria (Francesca Hayward). From the moment her horrifically CG cat body is abandoned on the streets and surrounded by her new friends, we are subjected to a parade of different nauseating musical numbers featuring dramatic moments which have no depth, and comedic moments which aren’t the least bit funny. Weirdly human looking felines gyrate and prance about with feet that look like they aren’t quite touching the ground… A fat cat named Bustopher Jones (James Corden) unfunnily sings about being fat, and a cat who seems rather horny for himself named Rum Tum Tugger (Jason Derulo) woos a myriad of female cats to the point of making them all ‘meow’ salaciously (weird). This is the movie. Sure, there is some evil cat named Macavity who wants to sabotage the thin plot with some sort of vague magic, but to call him the antagonist implies that the film has enough plot and character to antagonize. But no, it is really just a showcase of unrelated musical numbers for poorly rendered feline-esque creatures from hell who would be better off if their Jellicle-hides were tanned into some Jellicle-boots.
It should be noted that the costume designer for this movie, Paco Delgado, has been nominated for Oscars for his work on “Les’ Misérables” (2013), also directed by Tom Hooper, and yet they decided to go the freaky CG cat person route. This really is a testament to the movie’s main issue. Not… not one single decision that was made seems like the correct one.
I suppose the one reason that I can’t quite bring myself to give this movie a dismal 1/10, which would mean it has no redeemable qualities, is the obvious effort put into the choreography. You can tell that these cats can dance. You can even tell that these cats can sing. It would just be less distracting if the moves and notes weren’t coming from the strange, haunting and horny creatures that we’re forced to sit with for almost two painstakingly slow hours.… Expand
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RyanwDec 31, 2019
This was legitimately the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire lifetime. The entire plot is in song and if the theater that you watch it then does not have top-tier sound equipment you cannot understand half of the words they say. InThis was legitimately the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire lifetime. The entire plot is in song and if the theater that you watch it then does not have top-tier sound equipment you cannot understand half of the words they say. In order for me to understand the plot of this movie I had to read a synopsis about it because I could barely understand what was going on in the movie. The best part of the movie was the Taylor Swift musical number. It had the best vocals and sound. At roughly an hour and 45 minutes I think this movie was too short. The story progressed way too fast there was almost never any conflict. I honestly think that I should have been paid to consume this content. Honestly I don't know who this movie was made for no one asked for it. it might have been a good Broadway show but it definitely was not a good movie. And I feel bad for the actors and actresses who actually spent time hard work and effort to work on this movie. You could tell if they were devoted to their parts but what they were given was just bad.… Expand
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MglovesfunApr 14, 2020
I could certainly sympathize with anyone who gave this zero. Incomprehensible and bizarre, it's definitely an accidental stoner movie. Only real reason to watch is you literally won't believe how bad this is until you see it.
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exyJan 11, 2020
one of the worst movies of all time, had to leave the cinema in the middle of the movie because it was so bad
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HihohohogamerJan 18, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Cats had SOME good songs. It wasnt nesscary a bad film but just not very entertaining. It is rated A but kids dont really understand it. Taylor Swift was in it but very little so I think personally Taylor Swift should of been in there more.… Expand
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HempWolfJan 25, 2021
My eyes, ears and brain burn fom this agonizing pain, why did i think the movie couldn't be as bad as people say. Oh god they even butchered some great songs. Two points because the movie made me check out the musical which is far better inMy eyes, ears and brain burn fom this agonizing pain, why did i think the movie couldn't be as bad as people say. Oh god they even butchered some great songs. Two points because the movie made me check out the musical which is far better in the music area but still just oke in all else.… Expand
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Crazyking15Feb 18, 2020
Jesus I knew this was gonna happen. When first looking into the trailer, I knew this was gonna fail big time. This movie received so much backlash for its horrific cgi character models. I only watched this on a free movie app and immediatelyJesus I knew this was gonna happen. When first looking into the trailer, I knew this was gonna fail big time. This movie received so much backlash for its horrific cgi character models. I only watched this on a free movie app and immediately got bored of it. The horrific cgi and boring story got me thinking that this was the movie of 2019.… Expand
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Alex_DoyleMar 4, 2020
I would rather watch paint dry.just imagine the best thing you can get for 10$/€/£ can bd good or a game or anything well to bad you get that since you actually went to cats
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LancedSoulSep 22, 2021
"The problem with the film was that Tom Hooper decided that he didn’t want anybody involved in it who was involved in the original show, the whole thing was ridiculous."
— Andrew Lloyd Webber
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NixctNov 27, 2021
taylor swift is a **** a whore a **** loser, and swifties are ****es too. First of all, house of gucci ended her
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Toasty87Jul 12, 2020
Horrible CGI horrible script and horrible soundtrack this was a huge failure and it shows why.
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callumswiftieAug 28, 2020
As a Swiftie myself, I was expecting to love this film, but it’s just rubbish
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cadu11Aug 17, 2020
Esse filme é muito ruim por que tem muita musica e com tem muita musica e isso me enjoa e deve enjoar as outras pessoas também
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TaylorswiftafloNov 13, 2020
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Taywhore swift was the worst thing I've ever seen Istg she is terrible in all… Expand
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ttapqFeb 15, 2021
This movie should not be legal. If you have gone to see this movie, you should be breaking the law. The animation is scarring. They have gotten great actors and crammed them into a stupid, gross, unentertaining mess. Don't watch this movie.This movie should not be legal. If you have gone to see this movie, you should be breaking the law. The animation is scarring. They have gotten great actors and crammed them into a stupid, gross, unentertaining mess. Don't watch this movie. It is terrifyingly awful. Anyone who like this movie is just being brainwashed by it's terrifying, gross, stupid, everything… Expand
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LoganwellnessMar 17, 2021
This is the worst musical film ever but still not seen it, but I won't watch that awful film. It's bad for you, so don't watch this movie. It's terrible for all of you.
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TRANSFORMERSFANMar 11, 2021
this movie was so bad! the design´s are creepy and horrifying! this movie is the worst live action movies of 2019 along with child´s play remake, the banana splits movie, and good boys
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TropicalNayrMar 21, 2021
I would rate this a 2%
If you want to make fun of a movie watch this movies but if you want to watch a good movie and you see this movie RUN!
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MisterdionyJun 14, 2021
I would have never guessed to rate a movie 0 but this one is it. It all started with the trailer, that thing scared me more than any horror movie could. There is simply nothing positive and I both regret watching the trailer and the movie.
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SlowForestJul 28, 2021
This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What the hell did I just watch?
This movie is what- what is this movie??? somebody help me understand what I've witnessed, this felt like a two hour long drug trip… Expand
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dario12Sep 11, 2021
Cats is just one bad made movie full of lazy effects,bad and not existing storytelling and some nightmarish fuel .
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realjaytheboomMar 9, 2022
Cats: You know a movie is going to be ass when the director finished the final cut of the film before the red carpet premiere. Oh my god where do I even start with this dumpster fire, well there safe only 2 things I liked the cast and theCats: You know a movie is going to be ass when the director finished the final cut of the film before the red carpet premiere. Oh my god where do I even start with this dumpster fire, well there safe only 2 things I liked the cast and the song that Victoria sang that’s it. God so much wasted talent Jason Derulo, Sir Ian McKellen, Judi Dench but I feel worse thinking that Idris Elba is in this dude really. The moment I saw this **** for the first time I had to turn it off after half a hour there’s no story at all. The only thing I got out of it was that only one cat could be chosen to be reincarnated as another, WHAT. This whole movie looks gross nothing is good looking on the eyes, the camera movement is gross, the acting is dumb and the jokes landed on the **** of Mars. No story all it is that we meet a new cat they sing a song about who they are and then they do it again for nearly 2 damn hours why. Don’t even get me started on the Fat Amy cat dude the mice and cockroaches look about as worse as the main cats. I try to only review good movies on this account but when people voted for this I was in shock, nothing is going to hold me back if I ever get a copy I’m going to set it on fire and then piss and **** on the ashes. The movie is so low quality that even Jennifer Hudson was crying in her own performance, this movie bombed hard for one thing it’s cat**** and for another Star Wars came out the same day. Overall this is now the worst film I have ever seen it has beaten out Man of Steel, After Earth and the Fifty Shades franchise, never watch this I don’t care if you have one movie and it’s this go play in the mud. But I forgot to say that there is one good thing to look at the **** credits.… Expand
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jomari18Nov 4, 2021
not very good, I'm sorry but it's not it, I was definitely expecting better
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Dery2215Nov 4, 2021
One of the worst movies, there ain't nothing going on in it, the acting is very bad
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GabreiVNov 11, 2021
it's scary how they worked on the development of this film, art direction is to be congratulated, beautiful scenarios and the like, but it lacks considerably in the story that doesn't bring us any kind of emotion, on the one hand you haveit's scary how they worked on the development of this film, art direction is to be congratulated, beautiful scenarios and the like, but it lacks considerably in the story that doesn't bring us any kind of emotion, on the one hand you have numerous actors, actresses and singers, but on the other side the story is so straight that with only 20 minutes of film, you wonder how this film was actually made available by our dear universal, does anyone watch the film before it's released, with a budget of 80-100 million, they delivered a thundercats popstars addicted to catnip, it's amazing how the degree of bizarreness of this movie manages to turn it into a beautiful piece of rubbish, congratulations to the actors who did their best to try to save this, but its director certainly used a lot of weed of cat before producing this...… Expand
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DarkwingSchmuckJul 27, 2023
Cats is pure nightmare fuel. A fever dream of a musical that makes The Apple look sane and distinguished by comparison. After this, one has to wonder if the Academy regrets giving Tom Hooper an Oscar. Also, spoilers: a cat is not a dog.
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