Freestyle Releasing | Release Date: January 8, 2010
2.5
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Generally unfavorable reviews based on 48 Ratings
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averyjerryguyOct 5, 2012
okay, the cast, for the most part, could be outshined by a plank, but you get that all the time in action films, where i DO take issue, is that this sloppy, dumb-as-dog-sh*t 'film' promises one very important thing: ACTION, what is completelyokay, the cast, for the most part, could be outshined by a plank, but you get that all the time in action films, where i DO take issue, is that this sloppy, dumb-as-dog-sh*t 'film' promises one very important thing: ACTION, what is completely missing from this picture: ACTION, it took me two attempts to watch this, and, i won't be spoiling much, but the ending is BORING!!! another major problem i have, is that they constantly and blatantly use greenscreen all the time, it would be easier just to ACTUALLY FILM ON LOCATION, the plot, or lack thereof, is absurd, no, action films don't put much effort into plotting, but there is a grave problem when there are twelve flashbacks, and only three of them actually explain something, and when they do, it's pointless and tedious as f*ck, the film is just a pathetic excuse to string together some horribly choreographed fight scenes/shootouts/whatever, they put no real effort into this, the only high point in the entire movie is one particular line that is hilarious and kind of badass, and the use of "ultranumb", a great song, near the end of the film, but you can just watch the line on youtube, and download the song, so there is still no point to watch the film, at all, just wait for the next tarantino film... Expand
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mcmanusthebraveSep 26, 2012
it SUCKS SO HARD!!!
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JonasD.Feb 1, 2010
Danger Jones... i had to backup your "critique" just to preserve it for future laughs. your intro: "The critics know nothing and fear that which they do not know." is just priceless!!! it seems that since you know pretty much nothing at all, Danger Jones... i had to backup your "critique" just to preserve it for future laughs. your intro: "The critics know nothing and fear that which they do not know." is just priceless!!! it seems that since you know pretty much nothing at all, you're completely "fear-free" to totally embarrass yourself. i watched this flick with lots of good will but i just didn't see more than a failed attempt to create a "tarantinoesque" trash movie that tried to compensate a lacking story with visual overload. sorry. Expand
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GabrielE.Mar 1, 2010
The only good thing about this movie is Lucy Lawless and Renne O'Conor. Overall a very bad movie. Waste of time if you ask me.
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KingKoolMar 3, 2010
I agree with review that stated, "Overblown and Underwhelming". Most G-rated lesbian scenes ever. The complete lack of nudity killed this for me. Plus it was about 20 min too long. Also, you can see the "Usual Suspects" ending a mile away. I agree with review that stated, "Overblown and Underwhelming". Most G-rated lesbian scenes ever. The complete lack of nudity killed this for me. Plus it was about 20 min too long. Also, you can see the "Usual Suspects" ending a mile away. For a film the promises to be outrageous it does not deliver. Expand
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NoelMar 9, 2010
Oh dear! I think Danger Jones worked on the movie! Learn to take criticism and you'll have a happier life.
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CommonSenseJan 29, 2010
I don't mind a action movie that doesn't take itself seriously, better yet I prefer them. I watched the movie for about 15 minutes giving it a chance to unfold and I realized that nothing was gonna happen. As I explained I I don't mind a action movie that doesn't take itself seriously, better yet I prefer them. I watched the movie for about 15 minutes giving it a chance to unfold and I realized that nothing was gonna happen. As I explained I don't mind absurd violence, but this was just really really badly done. It was like watching bay watch with a little more action and a way lower budget. I dont like bay watch I've never been able to finish an episode but id rather watch 2 episodes of bay watch then having to watch another 15 minutes of this. I cant find words to define how much this movie sucked. Because I don't believe in givong 0's (aswell as 10's) I'm forced to give it a 1, but because i don't like to appear as in mature as Dong G (who gave a 10! a 10 LOL!) ill give it a 2 instead. I don't mind absurd movies I regularly watch old horror flicks with bad production value and all, but this was...Omg...no words...omfg...and to emphasize it the keeps on zooming in on breast and ass..which might have been the only reason i was able to to watch 15 minutes. If you think bout watching this plz just don't. Get yourself a 1980's soft core pr0n and you'd be better of. Expand
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RobD.Feb 5, 2010
Danger, Your review says a lot more about you than it does the movie. Namely, that you're an unconfident ninny that is so bothered that someone disliked a movie you loved that you would use one of the vilest words imaginable to describe them.
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