Bitch Slap

Freestyle Releasing | Release Date: January 8, 2010

2.5	USER SCORE Generally unfavorable reviews based on 48 Ratings

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averyjerryguyOct 5, 2012

okay, the cast, for the most part, could be outshined by a plank, but you get that all the time in action films, where i DO take issue, is that this sloppy, dumb-as-dog-sh*t 'film' promises one very important thing: ACTION, what is completelyokay, the cast, for the most part, could be outshined by a plank, but you get that all the time in action films, where i DO take issue, is that this sloppy, dumb-as-dog-sh*t 'film' promises one very important thing: ACTION, what is completely missing from this picture: ACTION, it took me two attempts to watch this, and, i won't be spoiling much, but the ending is BORING!!! another major problem i have, is that they constantly and blatantly use greenscreen all the time, it would be easier just to ACTUALLY FILM ON LOCATION, the plot, or lack thereof, is absurd, no, action films don't put much effort into plotting, but there is a grave problem when there are twelve flashbacks, and only three of them actually explain something, and when they do, it's pointless and tedious as f*ck, the film is just a pathetic excuse to string together some horribly choreographed fight scenes/shootouts/whatever, they put no real effort into this, the only high point in the entire movie is one particular line that is hilarious and kind of badass, and the use of "ultranumb", a great song, near the end of the film, but you can just watch the line on youtube, and download the song, so there is still no point to watch the film, at all, just wait for the next tarantino film...… Expand

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mcmanusthebraveSep 26, 2012

it SUCKS SO HARD!!!

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JonasD.Feb 1, 2010

Danger Jones... i had to backup your "critique" just to preserve it for future laughs. your intro: "The critics know nothing and fear that which they do not know." is just priceless!!! it seems that since you know pretty much nothing at all, Danger Jones... i had to backup your "critique" just to preserve it for future laughs. your intro: "The critics know nothing and fear that which they do not know." is just priceless!!! it seems that since you know pretty much nothing at all, you're completely "fear-free" to totally embarrass yourself. i watched this flick with lots of good will but i just didn't see more than a failed attempt to create a "tarantinoesque" trash movie that tried to compensate a lacking story with visual overload. sorry.… Expand