A Tale of Two Pizzas
Cockeyed Caravan | Release Date: October 7, 2005 CRITIC SCORE DISTRIBUTION
36
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Generally unfavorable reviews based on 5 Critic Reviews
Positive:
0
Mixed:
4
Negative:
1
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50
VarietyRonnie Scheib
In scope, depth, rhythm and gags, "Pizzas" seems best suited to the small screen. Read full review
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TV Guide MagazineKen Fox
Sassone's hit-and-miss ethnic comedy is actually a retelling of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, with the Italian neighborhood of South Yonkers, N.Y., standing in for Verona. Read full review
40
Village VoiceMatt Singer
Writer-director Vincent Sassone makes your mouth water with his lovingly photographed images of freshly baked pizza but turns your stomach with extra-cheesy dialogue and an inconsistent narrative. Read full review
40
The New York TimesJanet Maslin
The film borrows themes and cast members from HBO's "Sopranos," but the script lacks the nuance and wit of that series's creator, David Chase. Read full review
25
New York PostLou Lumenick
Any way you slice it, A Tale of Two Pizzas is so ineptly written and directed that it's pretty soggy entertainment. Read full review
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