- Publisher: Team17
- Release Date: Jun 17, 2025
- Also On: PC, PlayStation 5, Switch
- Summary:
- Developer: Sassy Chap Games
- Genre(s): Simulation, Virtual Life, Virtual, Adventure, 3D, First-Person
- # of players: No Online Multiplayer
- Cheats: On GameFAQs
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 4 out of 4
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Mixed: 0 out of 4
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Negative: 0 out of 4
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Jun 12, 2025I have nothing but positive things to say about Date Everything!, and that’s saying something considering I’m a pessimist. It’s a love game that was meant to launch for Valentine’s Day, but it’s also a queer game launching in the middle of pride month, so the launch timing is still wonderful. It is an amazing game, and its fictional relationships hit me in my very real feels. The characters vary greatly in everything from appearance to personality, and despite there being 100 of them, it’s easy to remember each as someone special. The voice acting is exquisite, and shoutout to the devs for including the voice actors on every dateable’s profile. I expect to be recommending Date Everything! to others for years because there are so few quality games as quirky and heartfelt.
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Jun 12, 2025Come for the alluring amenities, stay for the hilarious, thought-provoking and genuinely interesting writing.
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Jun 17, 2025Date Everything! is a very different take on the dating sim genre, but it is bursting with character and the characters to match. It’s hard not to be impressed with the creativity on show, and be sucked into the bizarre but brilliant world the team at Sassy Chaps Games have created.
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Jun 16, 2025Date Everything! is a fun experience where you can truly date everything – from your computer to your sink, to that teddy bear you’ve kept for years. This dating simulator is a great introduction to the genre, and it makes the time fly by when playing. Each character you come across is a new object with a unique personality, and it is such a blast discovering all 100 of them. Has this game made me question every object in my home in the real world? Absolutely. Now I can’t help but think what personality my shower has and if my bin hates me. But I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Jun 12, 2025Joyfully absurd, Date Everything is a fun dating simulator that tackles real issues around mental and sexual health with a great deal of kindness. These are topics that it's perfectly possible to ignore in order to focus on ending a romance with a bath towel! The title is still imperfect due to bugs and a lack of accessibility options, but it already offers a concept that is fun enough to attract curious and open-minded players. It's not the game of the year, but we applaud the originality shown by Sassy Chap and Team17.