- Publisher: SouthPeak Games
- Release Date: Feb 6, 2009
- Also On: PC, PlayStation 3
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X-Blades doesn’t fail for lack of originality or innovation, because that would imply that it met some meager expectations. X-Blades fails because it’s an ill-conceived lovechild of poor taste and even poorer game design.
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X-Blades feels like an incomplete game.
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Official Xbox MagazineUltra-repetitive, with very little sense of danger. [Apr 2009, p.78]
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X-Blades starts like a real great game. There’s a girl and she cuts everyone open with her sword. How much can you get? Not much! As a bonus, we get to see an almost naked girl, carrying way too heavy swords. But even this gets boring after a while. Fight after fight where you have to push one button isn’t fun. Even all the nakedness of the game doesn’t cover that fact up.
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In the end, X Blades is just downright terrible. It shouldn’t be played, it shouldn’t be rented and it shouldn’t even be looked at.
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Games Master UKA botched attempt to borrow ideas from the best has produced a shocker of a game. [May 2009, p.70]
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Xbox World 360 Magazine UKFrustrating and clumsy, with one of the least appealing female characters ever. [May 2009, p.83]
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X-Blades is pretty much a game that has no intention of doing anything right. It's repetitive and has little to offer to keep you in front of the TV. Only the soul collection system seems to be a nice feature, everything else isn't worth your while.
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X-Blades fails to excite on any level and falls flat in everything it attempts. Probably best to ignore this and pretend it doesn’t exist.
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X-Blades is a whole load of bad ideas pushed together into one colossal mistake. It’s pretty and titillating, but just like a real prostitute, your money is better spent elsewhere.
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Less than mediocre should have been the title for this game. Only consider X-Blades as a purchase if you’ve played almost every other game on the system and you find a copy in a bargain bin.
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Official Xbox Magazine UKX-tremely poor in every respect. [May 2009, p.95]
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I can still hear the ba-thump ba-thump of the paused game behind me, begging me back for more abuse, and I'm caught in a spiral of disbelief. Nothing can be this awful, yet I find myself straining to look over my shoulder. I don't know how long I can hold out. I am lost, but you may yet save yourselves. Save yourselves from this game.
Awards & Rankings
User score distribution:
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Positive: 8 out of 19
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Mixed: 4 out of 19
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Negative: 7 out of 19
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