Enjoy your massage!

 Wii
Metascore
21

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 5 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 5
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 5
  3. Negative: 5 out of 5
  1. The A.V. Club
    42
    Goofy writing and the creepy, tame attempts at being pornish aside, EYM is worth a chuckle and not much else.
  2. IGN
    30
    This is one of the most limited, shortest and least-worth-your-cash offerings yet in the Wii Shop.
  3. Nintendo Life
    20
    Whether you beat the game or not, there's no happy ending to Enjoy Your Massage.
  5. Games Master UK
    Feb 18, 2011
    10
    This is Simon Says meets Simon Creepily Rubs a Lady's Back. [Feb 2011, p.95]
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  6. Official Nintendo Magazine UK
    Feb 1, 2011
    8
    It'll take you mere minutes to complete, but the dark, oily stain that it leaves on your conscience will take years to fully cleanse. [Feb 2011, p.97]
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User Score
1.6

Overwhelming dislike- based on 14 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 14
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 14
  3. Negative: 12 out of 14
  1. Texxi
    Jan 31, 2020
    10
    Much more enjoyable, complex and finished than Warcraft III Reforged!

    #BoycottActivisionBlizzard
  2. GJA
    Jan 31, 2020
    10
    It did now /u/Janicc.

    Do not buy Warcraft 3 Reforged edition, just don't.
  3. JawsLaxerDrama
    Dec 24, 2012
    1
    Just...what...the...hell? I played this game because I was interested. I left because it sucked. This deserves to be in the trash pile forJust...what...the...hell? I played this game because I was interested. I left because it sucked. This deserves to be in the trash pile for sure. Nothing great, and sometimes creepy---just no. Just no.… Full Review »
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