- Publisher: Coffee Stain Studios
- Release Date: Jan 23, 2019
User Score
Mixed or average reviews- based on 13 Ratings
User score distribution:
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Positive: 7 out of 13
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Mixed: 3 out of 13
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Negative: 3 out of 13
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Mar 10, 2019Disappointing. Was hoping to truly simulate a goat. They could have done a lot with this game to make it fun, but the zombies, poison breath, and creating shooting weapons, left it disappointing. Not to mention the goat movement is terrible. 1990's quality. Strafe left/right and the goat just slides.
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Jun 26, 2020This game is just bad, its fun for half an hour but the poor performane just makes it had to keep playing. It consistently drops to what looks/feels like 20fps or below on my Switch Lite making it hard to play. Don't buy this game. At most you may have a few hours of fun but don't expect much more than that,
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Oct 4, 2019A trash game that had promise. Looks like a games executive got his kid to make a game in his spare time and published it.
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Feb 14, 2019Goat Simulator: The GOATY is a definitive edition of Coffee Stain Studios' slapstick destruction simulator, and as such, it's a mixed bag that varies wildly in quality. The base modes are fun for about five minutes, and there's only so much entertainment to be had from launching a farm animal from the top of a roller coaster before it becomes dull. The Waste of Space and MMO Simulator expansions are decent fun in their own right thanks to a greater sense of structure, but the purposefully crude mechanics will start to grate after a while. This is a package that arguably works best as a smartphone proposition for when you've got five minutes to kill; when placed on a proper console with many more worthy uses of your time, it all starts to feel more than a little inconsequential.