Goat Simulator 3

1. Kratosthegod

   Nov 19, 2022

   10

   iT'S A MASTERPEACE GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!AMAZING MOST FUN I EVER IMAGEND REALY GOOD

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2. Julius2000

   Dec 10, 2022

   10

   I have not played the game, but it is fantastic. I love this game very much.

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4. AHmedd247

   Nov 19, 2022

   10

   baaa baa baaaah bäääh BÄÄÄÄÄ baa baa baa baa BÄÄÄÄÄÄH. 10/10

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5. Ff7ff

   May 10, 2023

   10

   The fact that people are questioning whether goat simulator is a good game or not shows that they are not true believers that this game willThe fact that people are questioning whether goat simulator is a good game or not shows that they are not true believers that this game will go down history as the greatest thing to ever grace this earth.… Expand

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6. OnlyOneHere

   Nov 22, 2022

   9

   This game is a massive improvement from the previous game. The insanity of this game had me dying of laughter. The developers are comedyThis game is a massive improvement from the previous game. The insanity of this game had me dying of laughter. The developers are comedy wizards. Speaking of comedy, the music fits the theme of this game perfectly. Pilgor is a great protagonist. There were so many bugs, glitches, clipping issues, pop-ins, but that ironically adds to the fun of the game. There wasn't anything game breaking from my experience. The inclusion of the goat dance emote is a stroke of genius. The quests are entertaining. The physics are laughable in a good way. I had so much fun with this game, I didn't even want to go to sleep. I'm still not tired of this masterpiece.
   
   The open world in this game is biblical. There are so many features and things to do in the open world, I didn't even know where to start. That is exactly what an open world game should be about. Loads of content and customization options, not to mention how hilarious some of the options were. You can even drive any car you see. I was too busy messing around in the open world to even bother beating the campaign. Why don't we have more open world games like this? I could write a novel about the funniest and most mind blowing discoveries I made in the open world, but I don't want to spoil anything. You have to experience this game yourself. So many easter eggs. Unlike 90 percent of open world games, this isn't just an empty landscape of plants, trees, and rocks. The map is very diverse with farms, downtown areas, suburban areas, and much more. Every inch of map is worth exploring. There is always something crazy to see and interact with. I was entertained by simply watching what the NPCs were up to. So many gameplay mechanics and interactivity, the possibilities are endless. While the graphics are nothing amazing, it's not bad for a $30 game. I played $60 and even $120 games that look way worse than this.
   
   There is local split-screen and online multiplayer with up to 4 players. The fun of this game only gets better with friends. While I was busy licking and throwing NPCs in the air, my friends were talking about the mayhem they were experiencing in a lab. I just had to teleport to their location to see what they were talking about. That is the beauty of online multiplayer in a sandbox game. There are PvP minigames to play. There is King of the Hill, Car Derby, soccer and about 4 other minigames. All of them were an absolute blast. I wish there was a matchmaking system for the minigames, but I understand this small team of developers don't have that much money to be taking such risks. I wouldn't want them to either, I would rather they focus on becoming very rich to continue the Goat Simulator series and make it even better. Besides, there are developers with games that made hundreds of millions, or even billions of dollars in sales with their games. In spite of that, those developers were too lazy and greedy to add online multiplayer in their $60 games, even without a matchmaking system. The fact that Coffee Stain Studios added online into their $30 game just proves these developers are generous. Funny how Coffee Stain North called themselves lazy developers in a trailer for Goat Simulator 1. If that makes them lazy, then developers that refuse to put online in their $60 or $70 games are beyond lazy. I got it for $30 but it has been $20 for the past few days. One of my friends claimed that he got it for $20 at launch. That just goes to show how beyond generous these developers are. Not even a week old and it's already $10 off. I definitely recommend this game at that price. Even if it's back at $30, still highly recommend this game with high replay value.
   
   The developers have put me in a dilemma of what score I should give this game. When I think about a biblical game worthy of a 10, a buggy game like this isn't exactly what I had in mind. However it is superior to any game that I gave a 9 to, not to mention that it was only $30. I was blown away with the game and glued to the TV for hours out of sheer fun, how can something like that not get a 10. You're making this very difficult for me Coffee Stain Studios, so I'll keep this simple. If there's one thing I like about game developers, it's when they listen to me. The developers need to get those reversing tail lights to function. I played free mobile games where those white lights actually work on cars, meaning it's inexcusable for a game with a $30 price tag to lack such a simple feature. If the devs fix that in a free update by the end of next spring, I'll give them a 10. Until then, it is a 9.… Expand

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7. just_lovro

   Jul 26, 2023

   7

   Its a short-ish game but in 10-20h playtime you can do so much dumb **** its ridiculous. I had my fun with this game, but its that kind ofIts a short-ish game but in 10-20h playtime you can do so much dumb **** its ridiculous. I had my fun with this game, but its that kind of game that you'd only buy on a discount… Expand

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8. NickREvil

   Dec 23, 2022

   0

   different from the Xbox Series X, the game is crashing too much on the ps5.

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