Goat Simulator 3

 PlayStation 5
User Score
8.1

Generally favorable reviews- based on 83 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 63 out of 83
  2. Mixed: 8 out of 83
  3. Negative: 12 out of 83
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  1. Kratosthegod
    Nov 19, 2022
    10
    iT'S A MASTERPEACE GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!AMAZING MOST FUN I EVER IMAGEND REALY GOOD
  2. 2F28
    Nov 21, 2022
    10
    As for me the best game in the last 2 years. I'm serious, a very good plot (Which is not very much in games from major studios), an unexpected twist at the end,
    the graphics are good too fun events and it's a goat game! Who else makes goat games? The game turned out much better than the previous parts and causes even more laughter and fun!
  3. Anthony107
    Nov 18, 2022
    10
    Määääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääähhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  4. OnlyOneHere
    Nov 22, 2022
    9
    This game is a massive improvement from the previous game. The insanity of this game had me dying of laughter. The developers are comedy wizards. Speaking of comedy, the music fits the theme of this game perfectly. Pilgor is a great protagonist. There were so many bugs, glitches, clipping issues, pop-ins, but that ironically adds to the fun of the game. There wasn't anything game breakingThis game is a massive improvement from the previous game. The insanity of this game had me dying of laughter. The developers are comedy wizards. Speaking of comedy, the music fits the theme of this game perfectly. Pilgor is a great protagonist. There were so many bugs, glitches, clipping issues, pop-ins, but that ironically adds to the fun of the game. There wasn't anything game breaking from my experience. The inclusion of the goat dance emote is a stroke of genius. The quests are entertaining. The physics are laughable in a good way. I had so much fun with this game, I didn't even want to go to sleep. I'm still not tired of this masterpiece.

    The open world in this game is biblical. There are so many features and things to do in the open world, I didn't even know where to start. That is exactly what an open world game should be about. Loads of content and customization options, not to mention how hilarious some of the options were. You can even drive any car you see. I was too busy messing around in the open world to even bother beating the campaign. Why don't we have more open world games like this? I could write a novel about the funniest and most mind blowing discoveries I made in the open world, but I don't want to spoil anything. You have to experience this game yourself. So many easter eggs. Unlike 90 percent of open world games, this isn't just an empty landscape of plants, trees, and rocks. The map is very diverse with farms, downtown areas, suburban areas, and much more. Every inch of map is worth exploring. There is always something crazy to see and interact with. I was entertained by simply watching what the NPCs were up to. So many gameplay mechanics and interactivity, the possibilities are endless. While the graphics are nothing amazing, it's not bad for a $30 game. I played $60 and even $120 games that look way worse than this.

    There is local split-screen and online multiplayer with up to 4 players. The fun of this game only gets better with friends. While I was busy licking and throwing NPCs in the air, my friends were talking about the mayhem they were experiencing in a lab. I just had to teleport to their location to see what they were talking about. That is the beauty of online multiplayer in a sandbox game. There are PvP minigames to play. There is King of the Hill, Car Derby, soccer and about 4 other minigames. All of them were an absolute blast. I wish there was a matchmaking system for the minigames, but I understand this small team of developers don't have that much money to be taking such risks. I wouldn't want them to either, I would rather they focus on becoming very rich to continue the Goat Simulator series and make it even better. Besides, there are developers with games that made hundreds of millions, or even billions of dollars in sales with their games. In spite of that, those developers were too lazy and greedy to add online multiplayer in their $60 games, even without a matchmaking system. The fact that Coffee Stain Studios added online into their $30 game just proves these developers are generous. Funny how Coffee Stain North called themselves lazy developers in a trailer for Goat Simulator 1. If that makes them lazy, then developers that refuse to put online in their $60 or $70 games are beyond lazy. I got it for $30 but it has been $20 for the past few days. One of my friends claimed that he got it for $20 at launch. That just goes to show how beyond generous these developers are. Not even a week old and it's already $10 off. I definitely recommend this game at that price. Even if it's back at $30, still highly recommend this game with high replay value.

    The developers have put me in a dilemma of what score I should give this game. When I think about a biblical game worthy of a 10, a buggy game like this isn't exactly what I had in mind. However it is superior to any game that I gave a 9 to, not to mention that it was only $30. I was blown away with the game and glued to the TV for hours out of sheer fun, how can something like that not get a 10. You're making this very difficult for me Coffee Stain Studios, so I'll keep this simple. If there's one thing I like about game developers, it's when they listen to me. The developers need to get those reversing tail lights to function. I played free mobile games where those white lights actually work on cars, meaning it's inexcusable for a game with a $30 price tag to lack such a simple feature. If the devs fix that in a free update by the end of next spring, I'll give them a 10. Until then, it is a 9.    … Expand
  5. Kinglikes
    Nov 18, 2022
    10
    The legend game the very interesting game and is uncle for gow and eldren ring the game is very fun
  6. TJby34
    Nov 21, 2022
    9
    Anyone who played the original Goat Simulator understands it's silly appeal. It gives you a few hours of chaotic fun, it's a purposely stupid joke and everyone is in on it. This new installment blows the original out of the water in every possible way. Bigger, crazier, funnier and goatier. First off, you can run your goat around a large open world environment this time around, which isAnyone who played the original Goat Simulator understands it's silly appeal. It gives you a few hours of chaotic fun, it's a purposely stupid joke and everyone is in on it. This new installment blows the original out of the water in every possible way. Bigger, crazier, funnier and goatier. First off, you can run your goat around a large open world environment this time around, which is exactly what didn't know we needed. This game also includes 66 "events", which are basically random nonsense missions sprinkled throughout the world that with level you up as you complete them. It has piles of clothing, collectibles and unlocks for you to experiment with, it even has some loose form of a campaign to complete. Goat Simulator 3 is a absolutely delightful surprise with how much it delivers, still stupid as ever but way more polished, complete and genuinely fun, great job Coffee Stain Studios!… Expand
  7. MrJay0
    Nov 20, 2022
    10
    Game really cool
    Game of the year Gameplay 10:10
    Coop 10:10
    FUNNY 10:10
    PLAY THIS GAME
  8. AHmedd247
    Nov 19, 2022
    10
    baaa baa baaaah bäääh BÄÄÄÄÄ baa baa baa baa BÄÄÄÄÄÄH. 10/10
  9. A_a
    Nov 19, 2022
    10
    Goat goats goat wife goat sister goat mother goat human goat cheese goat game
  10. D9iii
    Nov 19, 2022
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. افضل لعبة فالتاريخ؟!
    وش وضع ام اللي يحط اقل من هالتصويت
    لعبة السنة ولعبة الجيل وكل الاجيال واي واحد يقول غير كذا بدعس على فمه    … Expand
  11. Diego_crack07
    Nov 18, 2022
    10
    Simplemente una obra maestra de los videojuegos uno obtiene exacta mente lo que uno espera al comprarlo (una cabra)
  12. raybass
    Nov 19, 2022
    9
    A rating of 66 is laughable! Goat Simulator 3 is one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. It’s full of nonsense fun activities – you can’t play the game for a minute before busting out a laughter. Go and get the game if you wanna have a fun time or just cheer yourself up. 9/10
  13. 3v7qi
    Nov 19, 2022
    10
    The best game in this year its just the best And the goat no body can do like this game
  14. Opyne
    Nov 19, 2022
    10
    This one game about an entitled goat does everything I wish the original Goat Simulator did and more. The goatfits, the whimsical joy of discovering a level like the Cellar of Doom, and witnessing just how much disarray one uncontrollable goat can cause will make Goat Simulator 3 one of the best co-op games to sit back and reset with.
  15. cowokraonioncow
    Nov 20, 2022
    10
    Fun game of the year goat one of the best games ever made! Määäääääääääääääääähhhhhhhhh
  16. Johnny43
    Nov 20, 2022
    10
    GOAT GREATEST OF ALL TIME Baaaaaaa GOTY Baaaaaaaa 10/10 Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
  17. xRvbit
    Nov 21, 2022
    10
  18. ankancr1
    Nov 23, 2022
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Great game for sure! Even better then the first one, great design and gameplay.… Expand
  19. Dps19
    Nov 25, 2022
    10
    Con este juego he podido experimentar una gran representcación de lo que sería ser una cabra, con algun pequeño añadido. El gameplay es muy inmersivo y disfrutable, sin duda un 10/10
  20. ScandaXD
    Dec 3, 2022
    10
    Goated game tbh, better graphics and a bigger map with more powerups, clothing and missions which are even more wacky! If metacritic allowed me to, I would give it an 11/10
  21. ZulianPlay
    Dec 6, 2022
    10
    Is a evolution of original Goat simulator.
    Now you can evolve, use different itens and clothes with especial abilities.
    The game has a new quests and one history S2
  22. Julius2000
    Dec 10, 2022
    10
    I have not played the game, but it is fantastic. I love this game very much.
  23. Juicer_
    Dec 20, 2022
    10
    Sorry fo my bad england, I'm 48 yrs Old man From somalia and I sold my wife for internet Connection so I can play goat simulator 3 on brazilian server with 200 ping with my best firends
  24. Yaya7953
    Dec 22, 2022
    10
    It's a crazy, funny and INCREDIBLE game. So many possibilities. I really recommend it to you. Some bug, but that makes the experience even more fun. The map is much bigger than on goat simulator 1.
  25. EzHere
    Dec 22, 2022
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Quite good, exquisite to be honest here, some of the time, I find the game quite buggy, but, I usually get used to it, definitely better than Gotham Knights, Cyberpunk 2077 and Battlefield 2042… Expand
  26. Neromanuz
    Jan 29, 2023
    8
    ---{ Graphics }---
    ☐ You forget what reality is
    ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma    ---{ Graphics }---
    ☐ You forget what reality is
    ☐ Beautiful
    ☑ Good
    ☐ Decent
    ☐ Bad
    ☐ Don‘t look too long at it
    ☐ MS-DOS

    ---{ Gameplay }---
    ☐ Very good
    ☑ Good
    ☐ It's just gameplay
    ☐ Mehh
    ☐ Watch paint dry instead
    ☐ Just don't

    ---{ Audio }---
    ☐ Eargasm
    ☐ Very good
    ☑ Good
    ☐ Not too bad
    ☐ Bad
    ☐ I'm now deaf

    ---{ Audience }---
    ☑ Kids
    ☑ Teens
    ☑ Adults
    ☑ Grandma

    ---{ PC Requirements }---
    ☐ Check if you can run paint
    ☐ Potato
    ☑ Decent
    ☐ Fast
    ☐ Rich boi
    ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

    ---{ Difficulty }---
    ☐ Just press 'W'
    ☑ Easy
    ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
    ☐ Significant brain usage
    ☐ Difficult
    ☐ Dark Souls

    ---{ Grind }---
    ☑ Nothing to grind
    ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
    ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☑ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☑ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10    … Expand
  27. stefankendall
    Nov 20, 2022
    10
    So much better than the original. The directed quests keep adults entertained while kids light things on fire.
  28. hicupalot
    Jan 31, 2023
    9
    Interesting game which is an expansion of the previous games in the scale of the map and the scale of the items and collectables, it has many references to other games which people who have played a lot of games should be able to understand
  29. GoatLover543
    Apr 25, 2023
    10
    I played the original goat games as a kid and loved the heck out of them. I must of had a thousands hours on the first one alone. So, when I heard they were making another one, words can’t describe how happy I was. The game is even more funny than the originals and the new wardrobe system is great. The quest are funny and interesting and you never feel like your doing the same thing twice.I played the original goat games as a kid and loved the heck out of them. I must of had a thousands hours on the first one alone. So, when I heard they were making another one, words can’t describe how happy I was. The game is even more funny than the originals and the new wardrobe system is great. The quest are funny and interesting and you never feel like your doing the same thing twice. The game is so chaotic, but so fun because of it. Even playing alone is fun! This is a must have for any gamer.… Expand
  30. Ff7ff
    May 10, 2023
    10
    The fact that people are questioning whether goat simulator is a good game or not shows that they are not true believers that this game will go down history as the greatest thing to ever grace this earth.
  31. Janoncrit
    Jun 4, 2023
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This game completely perfect for anyone who likes weird and funny physics. It has many Easter eggs to other games (like the intro references skyrim). Even though it has bugs these bugs only make the game more fun. The only problem I think is that you don't know what to do at the start at the game.… Expand
  32. krashno
    Jul 6, 2023
    10
    Jeu très amusant, la Map est assez grande et il y a plein de missions à faire,de chevres a debloquer et il y a plein de referances à trouver

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#45 Most Discussed PlayStation 5 Game of 2022

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Metascore
68

Mixed or average reviews - based on 26 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 9 out of 26
  2. Mixed: 17 out of 26
  3. Negative: 0 out of 26
  1. PSX Brasil
    Dec 29, 2022
    65
    Goat Simulator 3 is full of unfunny jokes, several once-funny exaggerations, and pretty obvious references. Underneath all this mess, we have an interesting gameplay. But still, Goat Simulator 3 is basically an open world game made entirely of bad sidequests.
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  2. Guardian
    Dec 20, 2022
    60
    Of course, all of that chaos leaves the game vulnerable to some seismic bugs. It is no shock that the first option on the pause menu is an automatic respawn, because it is quite easy to banjax yourself. (Once, I fell through the bottom of the world and into a strange, psychedelic nether-realm.) Perhaps this is part of the deal, in a game this manic. Goat Simulator 3 has no aspirations beyond what it is: a dishevelled yet appealing bender of self-destructive looniness.
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  3. God is a Geek
    Nov 29, 2022
    80
    Goat Simulator 3 is ridiculous, but it's so much fun that it's hard to not recommend, thanks to crazy missions and enjoyable gameplay.
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