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Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 10 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 10
  2. Negative: 4 out of 10
  1. 70
    Milanoir is a very challenging ultraviolent homage to classic Italian crime movies of the '70s that deserves to be played. This with couch-based multiplayer makes for an entertaining package.
  2. Jun 4, 2018
    70
    Milanoir is a very good indie game which is far from a masterpiece but vastly worthy of the 10€ asked for its 6h adventure, especially if you like the Italian thriller movies from the 70's. Now we're awaiting for the next game from Italo Games.
  3. May 31, 2018
    70
    While Milanoir does a whole lot of things right with its fair share of positives and highly stylized aspects, it still manages to drop the ball on some key elements like crucial gameplay mechanics. Regardless, this game is a fun play, and we'd say it's definitely worth your money, assuming you are looking more for a solid story and over the top experience than you are for the smoothest, frame-perfect gameplay.
  4. Jun 11, 2018
    65
    The story is well written and the game flows between different action sequences and cinematic breaks that keep both gameplay and the story fresh. There are some issues with hit detection and death animations that will frustrate you at times, but the game rewards you for getting through each sequence and makes it worth the effort.
  5. Jul 6, 2018
    60
    Hardboiled and undercooked, the story and tone of Milanoir are dead on target, but the shooting doesn't quite hold up against the tough difficulty.
  6. 50
    Milanoir provides pleasure in its own roundabout, corny, lighthearted way. Sure, its combat is very obtuse, awkward, and confounding. I became emotionally detached from Piero as his dense, cocky attitude drained my soul. But with a few neat mechanics and a well-rendered art style, this whimsical crime-film imitation flatters some of its ancestors and lightly entertains with the same campy charm.
  7. Jul 2, 2018
    40
    Milanoir is a twin stick shooter that offers a nice atmosphere, but it suffers from gameplay and difficulty issues that make him very frustrating.
  8. 40
    A great concept that summarily misfires on all cylinders, Milanoir is an admittedly stylish retro shooter that is simply too frustrating and poorly designed to recommend.
  9. games(TM)
    Jul 14, 2018
    30
    Awful controls overshadow everything. [July 2018, p.80]
  10. Jun 25, 2018
    20
    While I found the subject matter and the characters to be off-putting and offensive, the real killer here is the sloppy, cumbersome gameplay that, even if one thinks the poor attempts at humor come off as amusing, will render the drive to play it obsolete. The five hours I spent playing Milanoir was a miserable, groan inducing slog that I don’t wish upon anybody. It may be an homage to films of the past, but what it is for me was truly, truly awful.
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  1. Jun 2, 2018
    8
    Milanoir is a pulp crime thriller that distils Tarantino stylings into a 16-bit, twin stick shooter that's devilishly challenging and cool asMilanoir is a pulp crime thriller that distils Tarantino stylings into a 16-bit, twin stick shooter that's devilishly challenging and cool as a polar bear wearing aviators. Full Review »