John Fart : Text-iverse of Crazyness Image
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  • Summary: Play as John Fart and travel through time to stop mutant bees from causing the bee-pocalypses. But for this mega triga giga epic quest you will need some help... Thankfully you can somehow go inside books using a something called a “Bookalitoo” and recruit help. Using your big farting brainPlay as John Fart and travel through time to stop mutant bees from causing the bee-pocalypses. But for this mega triga giga epic quest you will need some help... Thankfully you can somehow go inside books using a something called a “Bookalitoo” and recruit help. Using your big farting brain you of course decide to recruit a stupid cartoon bear.

    Together you will fight mutant bees and bring peace to this world once and for all!

    Enter the best comedy action FMV video game mockumentary interactive movie parody thingy whatever adventure of your life and play this game like the true pro gamer that you are.
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  1. Nov 15, 2022
    20
    With immature humour or impenetrable jokes that lack context, John Fart: Text-iverse of Crazyness will generate more cringing than it does laughter. Sloppily shot, poorly edited and with a narrative that makes little to no sense, this FMV game is among the worst of 2022.
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  1. Nov 17, 2022
    10
    John Fart is a modern masterpiece, this is essentially the modern Shakespearian tragedy, a game that tells a masterful tale that weavesJohn Fart is a modern masterpiece, this is essentially the modern Shakespearian tragedy, a game that tells a masterful tale that weaves throughout time. This is quite possibly the most relevant game in the past decade, emotionally resonant, and uniquely funny. 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