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  1. Nov 13, 2021
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    This is a slap in the face to the fans of the trilogy and Rockstar. You're meaning to tell me with all the money they've made with the past games AND gta online, they can't make a better remaster??? They took 2 months and only updated the controls and graphics.. that should tell you everything you need to know about how far this company has been losing its incredible reputaion. They wereThis is a slap in the face to the fans of the trilogy and Rockstar. You're meaning to tell me with all the money they've made with the past games AND gta online, they can't make a better remaster??? They took 2 months and only updated the controls and graphics.. that should tell you everything you need to know about how far this company has been losing its incredible reputaion. They were always so known to deliver 100% into their games, but ever since Dan Hauser and the grand majority of the employees from the past left, it was only downhill from there. This actually makes me worry a ton about how gta 6 will turn out to be. Tbh I don't expect to be blown away at all or have high hopes. It will most likely be filled with woke progressive propaganda and virtue signaling/pandering. They've sold out and bent the knee to the establishment.

    Anyways, going back to the trilogy, all they had to do was spend a year or two investing in changing the engine to one similar to gta 4 or 5 and updating the graphics MUCH more. If they were any smarter they would have know they could have made a huge profit in the end but oh well I guess. Talk about not knowing how to run a business and showing your true greedy faces. I would literally be embarrassed to release this to the masses if I were incharge of any sort of company. That game is a disgrace and they have no shame
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  2. Nov 20, 2021
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    Os 3 jogos estão horríveis, nós gráficos com os bugs dos lançamentos originais, e novos nesse lançamento. Os áudios são os mesmos. não atualizaram para ter opção, de poder trocar áudio antigo e novo. Inclusive os áudios estão todos misturados, pois o áudio do GTA San Andreas está nos outros jogos. Muitas censuras que deixaram os jogos descaracterizados. Jogabilidade, que prometeramOs 3 jogos estão horríveis, nós gráficos com os bugs dos lançamentos originais, e novos nesse lançamento. Os áudios são os mesmos. não atualizaram para ter opção, de poder trocar áudio antigo e novo. Inclusive os áudios estão todos misturados, pois o áudio do GTA San Andreas está nos outros jogos. Muitas censuras que deixaram os jogos descaracterizados. Jogabilidade, que prometeram atualizar pra ficar igual ao GTA 5, não tem. Retiraram elementos que tira sua imersão nós jogos. Não tem um modo foto ou as novas tecnologias, como HDR. Em fim, infelizmente não conseguiram, entrega um bom trabalho digno de 3 jogos que são considerados, por muitos os melhores de todos os tempos, e moldaram o futuro dos games. Triste. Expand
  3. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Wasted.
    This is it! This is the end of Rockstar. A trash remaster made by some low studios.
  4. Nov 15, 2021
    0
    ROCKSTAR WHO DO U THINK WE ARE??? BOTS? Cause only bots can stand for this sh*t
  5. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Totalmente cheio de bugs, conseguiram destruir um masterpiece, personagens tiveram suas expressões faciais totalmente removidas e substituídas por versões bugadas, chuva visualmente tóxica, um show de horrores, fora o valor cobrado, preço cheio em um "remaster"
  6. Dec 20, 2021
    0
    You'd better put the release of this garbage off. Besides the fact you have sold not finished games it's at least gives an opportunity to play them on the ps4
  7. Nov 13, 2021
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    I have been a lifetime fan of the GTA series, I've played and owned all of the version of these games since the originals, and still do until this day for the sentimental value. I have since bought the so called Ps2 trilogy with "improved graphics".
    And now this comes our, we have all waited for this to come out for so many years ??? To say that I am disappointed is an understatement..
    I have been a lifetime fan of the GTA series, I've played and owned all of the version of these games since the originals, and still do until this day for the sentimental value. I have since bought the so called Ps2 trilogy with "improved graphics".
    And now this comes our, we have all waited for this to come out for so many years ??? To say that I am disappointed is an understatement.. these games deserved much more respect. You guys are afterall the creators of these iconic games for many people. How could you create such an unfinished product, and more to it think that it would be acceptable. I don't want to give examples of other developers who have recent released remastered that are truly mesmerizing and meaningful. From the graphical standpoint, to the gameplay itself is not worthy to be called the "Difinitive Edition"
    Seeing what your policies look like in recent years truly breaks my heart. Horrible effort. I hope nobody else buys this crap, so Rockstar for once in the recent years actually pay attention to the gamers and not just milk a bad product just with the name....
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  8. Nov 13, 2021
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    Просто ужасный ремастер, он не стоит ни цента
  9. Nov 15, 2021
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    It feels like an April 1 joke, but it is November. Bad controls, a number of glitches, bad graphics, AI – everything about this trilogy is disgusting. 0 out of 10 for sure.
  10. Nov 14, 2021
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    Это полное говно от жадных и алчных Rockstar. Они охренели? Графика - полное говно, моды забанены, вырезали много музыки, куча багов присутствуют. И за этот кал они хотят опять много денег. Хватит насиловать GTA V, пытаясь продать одну и туже игру 12й раз. Разработчики - жадные гoндурaсы!!!

    This is complete shіt from greedy and greedy Rockstar. Are they crazy? The graphics are complete
    Это полное говно от жадных и алчных Rockstar. Они охренели? Графика - полное говно, моды забанены, вырезали много музыки, куча багов присутствуют. И за этот кал они хотят опять много денег. Хватит насиловать GTA V, пытаясь продать одну и туже игру 12й раз. Разработчики - жадные гoндурaсы!!!

    This is complete shіt from greedy and greedy Rockstar. Are they crazy? The graphics are complete shіt, the mods are banned, a lot of music was cut out, a lot of bugs are present. And for this feces they want a lot of money again. Stop rаping GTA V trying to sell the same game for the 12th time. The developers are greedy noobs !!!
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  11. Nov 13, 2021
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    Ребят, эта игра называется не просто '' GTA: Remastered'',  а "GTA: The definitive edition" и у меня назревает весьма логичный вопрос: что это за ослиный понос? Почему в вашем "окончательном" издании не вода, а ,сука, покрашенная ртуть? Почему ракурс прицеливания, как в шутерах от третьего лица на Unity? И, в конечном итоге, что с неграми? Почему они черные нахуй?
    Кароч оценка - 14/88,
    Ребят, эта игра называется не просто '' GTA: Remastered'',  а "GTA: The definitive edition" и у меня назревает весьма логичный вопрос: что это за ослиный понос? Почему в вашем "окончательном" издании не вода, а ,сука, покрашенная ртуть? Почему ракурс прицеливания, как в шутерах от третьего лица на Unity? И, в конечном итоге, что с неграми? Почему они черные нахуй?
    Кароч оценка - 14/88, не рекомендую
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  12. Nov 14, 2021
    0
    This is basically just a cash-grab. Rockstar is showing us their middle finger. What a fall from grace.
  13. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Повна параша! Гіршої версії найти не можливо ! Моди в сто раз краще і за Безплатно покращують гру!!
  14. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    You just want money, you don't want to waste money, you want easy money, you don't want to waste time making a good product.

    - from: me
    - to: T2
  15. Nov 30, 2021
    0
    Это просто смешно! На описание всего что мне выбесило не хватит 5000 символов. Не покупайте этот кал
  16. Nov 15, 2021
    0
    The graphics, bugs and weird characters are a proof that this don't come even close of costing $60
  17. Nov 16, 2021
    0
    Expensive trash remaster...........................................................
  18. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Trash trash trash just a super trash game. I just can't believe such horrible remaster from Rockstar. Paying one cent for this game is also tooo expensive
  19. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    The game has become a **** cartoon. Cartoon textures, cartoon lighting, cartoon city. And the censors cut out everything what the original attracted. Worst Rockstar Game.
  20. Nov 18, 2021
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    I've never played a game that gave me Old Yeller vibes before. On one hand, these three games have provided me with some of my happiest gaming moments and memories ever. But this "Definitive Edition" is sick and needs to be put down. Corporations suck. These are the games that built the house of Rockstar. You'd think they'd show a little more respect to their golden goose. But nah - you'dI've never played a game that gave me Old Yeller vibes before. On one hand, these three games have provided me with some of my happiest gaming moments and memories ever. But this "Definitive Edition" is sick and needs to be put down. Corporations suck. These are the games that built the house of Rockstar. You'd think they'd show a little more respect to their golden goose. But nah - you'd be wrong. Expand
  21. Nov 20, 2021
    0
    Eine Frechheit sowas abzuliefern
    Dann lieber gar nix als so einen Müll........
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  22. Nov 16, 2021
    0
    Constant crashing on ps5. My auto save immediately crashes the game so I can’t even continue the story utter joke.
  23. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    It's too bad.awful. this trilogy is too old for remaster.lot of bugs and old gameplay nothing change.
  24. Nov 16, 2021
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    WHAT A LOW ATTEMPT AT AN EASY CASH GRAB!
    With all the millions Rockstar has made from us, I expected an awesome remaster from these games. But no, you can see that they couldn't have cared less. The art style looks like Fortnite, the colors are way too bright compared to the original, there are more bugs than ever, shooting feels horrible and no rework over the sound, whish sounds
    WHAT A LOW ATTEMPT AT AN EASY CASH GRAB!
    With all the millions Rockstar has made from us, I expected an awesome remaster from these games. But no, you can see that they couldn't have cared less. The art style looks like Fortnite, the colors are way too bright compared to the original, there are more bugs than ever, shooting feels horrible and no rework over the sound, whish sounds dampened.

    DO NOT BUY THIS, stop supporting Rockstar with their lazy attempts and their high ego.
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  25. Nov 17, 2021
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    Horrible on PS5. Constant crashes and looks worse than original. Shame on rockstar
  26. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Нет оптимизации. Нет графики. Нет музыки. Нет ностальгии.
    Нет удовольствия.
    Есть цена 4500р
    Есть тормоза.
    Есть неготование и непониманийе как можно такое сделать
  27. Nov 16, 2021
    0
    Дерьмо полное,абсолютное,лучше попейте кама,чем играть в это.
  28. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Did they see, what they were releasing? It doesn't look like Rockstar. And the price is too high.
  29. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Not worth it, just find and pirate the originals for a far superior experience.
    Shame on rockstar charging 60 for this.
  30. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    300 conto doido! Os bonecos parecem que estão desossados. Alô, alô Rockstar, faz essa caralha direito mano, contrata o fundador da empresa e mostra pra ele o jogo
  31. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    this is a disappointment and a slap in the face for all fans of the GTA series. this is by far the worst rockstar game ever. Effective marketers and managers have killed a great game.
  32. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Game hasn't changed only installed mods if you're reading this don't buy it 60$ cash grab .(Kiram to kose madaret)
  33. Nov 14, 2021
    0
    yep it's official, Rockstar make garbage games now, one of the companies that made good games in the past is now constantly make **** it started with the annoncement of GTA5 on the next gen consoles and now they are trying to cash grab with this pathetic excuse for a remaster, wich is overpriced, and full of bugs, they also toke down the best version of this games just for the sake of thisyep it's official, Rockstar make garbage games now, one of the companies that made good games in the past is now constantly make **** it started with the annoncement of GTA5 on the next gen consoles and now they are trying to cash grab with this pathetic excuse for a remaster, wich is overpriced, and full of bugs, they also toke down the best version of this games just for the sake of this ramaster Expand
  34. Nov 30, 2021
    0
    Rockstar hit rock bottom after a string of masterpieces... It's soo depressing to see them hit ground like this
  35. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Неприкрытый развод на деньги от рокстар
    Как можно так не уважать старую фан базу?игры выглядят как пластилиновый мультик,лица стали глупыми и наивными
  36. Mar 25, 2022
    0
    This game is unplayable, bad character models, bugs everywhere….this is not a game.
  37. Nov 19, 2021
    0
    Shame shame shame shame shame shame ........................................
  38. Nov 14, 2021
    0
    Its look terrible. Its worth less 3$. Dont buy, dont support lazy producers.
  39. Nov 22, 2021
    0
    Polished version of mobile ports. Disgraceful for those masterpieces. Not worth full price, just plays on our nostalgia
  40. Nov 15, 2021
    0
    Just a garbage scam to get money from fans. Graphic worse than the original and technical issues
  41. Nov 14, 2021
    0
    Una total desilusión de juego. Rockstar ya no es el mismo de antes. Esta vez es el responsable de una mala optimización, un modelaje espantoso de personajes, lluvia de bugs, precios altísimos, intimidación y acciones legales a moders. Todo para entregar este buen juego en una calidad y contexto horrible.
  42. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Una mierda de trabajo, literal esto es un robo y una estafa total !! Corre horrible en series x y PS5 está totalmente roto
  43. Nov 12, 2021
    0
    Оптимизация ужасная, графика страшная, музыка вырезана,в этой игре отличная только цена, rockstar наплевали и обоссали всех фанатов gta, потрачено на крепкий 0/0.
  44. Nov 15, 2021
    0
    One of the worst remastered games I've played in my life. seriously disappointing. it's a **** Absolutely do not buy. I never suggest you play this ****
  45. Nov 16, 2021
    0
    Holy **** this game is absolute garbage! I have been burned by preorders in the past, that's why I stuck to companies that I thought were consistent with their game's quality. Although apparently Rockstar no longer is one of those companies. Luckily I was able to cancel my preorder.
  46. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Отвратительная работа. GTA Vice City моя самая любимая часть игры, и видя что они с ней сделали, я просто хочу нынешней компании Rockstar скорейшего закрытия. Это уже не та компания, которая создавала те самые GTA, это очередные талерасты, которые не хотят ничего делать, при этом поганят наследие той самой Rockstar.Отвратительная работа. GTA Vice City моя самая любимая часть игры, и видя что они с ней сделали, я просто хочу нынешней компании Rockstar скорейшего закрытия. Это уже не та компания, которая создавала те самые GTA, это очередные талерасты, которые не хотят ничего делать, при этом поганят наследие той самой Rockstar.
  47. Nov 26, 2021
    0
    Looks like a sterile phone game.

    they spent so much time without doing a GTA that they already forgot how to do it
  48. Jan 31, 2022
    0
    this is totally a piece of crap, don't buy this game, it doesn't worth your time
  49. Nov 15, 2021
    0
    Don't waste your money on this lazy pathetic cash grab, play Balan Wonderworld instead. I guarantee you will have a much more worthwhile experience with Balan Wonderworld than you ever would with this broken soulless piece of garbage! Not to mention Balan Wonderworld's price has dropped to the point where it's far better value than this unforgivably overpriced poor excuse for a game thatDon't waste your money on this lazy pathetic cash grab, play Balan Wonderworld instead. I guarantee you will have a much more worthwhile experience with Balan Wonderworld than you ever would with this broken soulless piece of garbage! Not to mention Balan Wonderworld's price has dropped to the point where it's far better value than this unforgivably overpriced poor excuse for a game that has no right to be sold for $60, that's a flat out scam if I ever saw one! Expand
  50. Nov 14, 2021
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    I’ve played GTA modded with better graphics. Models are ugly, you can’t restart game from checkpoint like they said. They removed features from the first game like co-op. Waste of money
  51. Nov 16, 2021
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    ...............................................................................................................Mm
  52. Nov 13, 2021
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    Rockstar f*cked up. They turned 3 classics that revolutionized gaming forever into roblox mod ports. R* went from making masterpieces every year, to making the overrated GTAV, to milking GTAO for 8 years and making the masterpiece that is rdr2 (I'll give them that), and being in a pissing contest with bethesda on who can milk the most. R*, Bioware, Bethesda, Blizzard, even CDPR have messedRockstar f*cked up. They turned 3 classics that revolutionized gaming forever into roblox mod ports. R* went from making masterpieces every year, to making the overrated GTAV, to milking GTAO for 8 years and making the masterpiece that is rdr2 (I'll give them that), and being in a pissing contest with bethesda on who can milk the most. R*, Bioware, Bethesda, Blizzard, even CDPR have messed up big time in the last 5 years and should be handled with skepticism from now on. Mass Effect Legendary Edition is how remasters (not remakes) should be done. That remaster acually had effort and should be bought. Expand
  53. Nov 13, 2021
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    This indecency sells for 60 euros and I can't get it back. Sony make a refund on your platform please. And Rockstar Games and 2K must publicly apologize to the players for such diarrhea that they poured on our favorite games. It would be better to make a remake or nothing at all. I don’t buy any more of their games.
  54. Nov 16, 2021
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    It sucks hard because cockstar just sell us nostalgia and it didn't even captured the good old gta sa and here's more, the **** character model is creepy as **** it is just pure nightmare the character faces is like glued together and they are just still no emotion at all.
  55. Nov 13, 2021
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    Rockstar, go **** yourself for the removed originals from sale and banned mods (Рокстар, идите нахер за убранные оригиналы из продажи и забаненные моды)
  56. Oct 30, 2022
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    Lembro de ter jogado por horas este game na minha adolescência, porém ao tentar jogar este remake, percebi que o projeto não visa agradar aos fãs, esperei uma promoção para comprá-lo, e mesmo assim me senti lesado economicamente, a Rockstar não respeitou sua obra-prima e tão pouco seus fãs. Os gráficos são meia boca, a gameplay ficou obsoleta, não há como buscar cobertura, não há comoLembro de ter jogado por horas este game na minha adolescência, porém ao tentar jogar este remake, percebi que o projeto não visa agradar aos fãs, esperei uma promoção para comprá-lo, e mesmo assim me senti lesado economicamente, a Rockstar não respeitou sua obra-prima e tão pouco seus fãs. Os gráficos são meia boca, a gameplay ficou obsoleta, não há como buscar cobertura, não há como recarregar armas, aí no meio do tiroteio vc morre porque seu boneco para de atirar para fazer o carregamento, e vc volta lá trás ou dependendo a missão no início, é muito frustrante e no meu caso que gosto de comprar mídias físicas a mídia física do PS4 não da acesso a versão digital do PS5, haja visto que para o PS5 não há a opção de mídia física, na minha opinião a empresa visou apenas o lucro, se vc é fã oldschool continue jogando o game clássico. Expand
  57. Nov 12, 2021
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    it looks more like porn than a game. it would be better if they didn't touch it.
  58. Nov 14, 2021
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    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The rain, wow, the rain is absolutely awful. Basically, this whole trilogy is the only thing worse than fifa 22 this year, lol. Expand
  59. Nov 12, 2021
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    This is it! This is the end of Rockstar, this is just too much. This is unacceptable in so many levels, i cant even find the right words. This so called definitive edition is one of the most pathetic remasters of all time, especially considering how amazing Rockstar used to be. They were the top. They were the best there ever was. They showed to other developers what can be done. I justThis is it! This is the end of Rockstar, this is just too much. This is unacceptable in so many levels, i cant even find the right words. This so called definitive edition is one of the most pathetic remasters of all time, especially considering how amazing Rockstar used to be. They were the top. They were the best there ever was. They showed to other developers what can be done. I just cant believe that the end of Rockstar would be like this. This remaster is extremely ugly, buggy and has so many issues with character models, etc. They didnt improve almost anything. AI is worse than ever, no swimming for 3 and Vice City, no climbing ladders for San Andreas, no cover system, nothing new. Where are there quality of life improvements and *much more* that they promised in NewsWire article? And now they ask 60 dollar for this. Whoever worked on this have only slight experience in photoshop, thats it. They have no idea how to program new things. This is most amateurish product, billion dollar company has ever released. I absolutely dont care that Rockstar North didnt work on this. They hired the studio, they green lit it, they were okay to release it in state like this. Its all on them. Everything. Now Rockstar Launcher has been down over a day, i cant even play Red Dead Redemption 2, because it asks me to connect to internet and i cant do that, because launcher is down. This is ridiculous. They have milked GTA Online over 8 years and thats all they are capable of for now. Yes Red Dead 2 was great, but that was 4-5 years ago. Thats a long time. I have zero hope for GTA 6, absolutely none. I bet it fill be with short story and extreme focus on online, i mean who know, maybe whole game will be just online, but im pretty sure they will design GTA 6 map, so it would mostly fit for online. This is the end of Rockstar. This is the end of one of my favorite video game companies of all time. Expand
  60. Nov 12, 2021
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    Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time! Worst video game company of all time!
  61. Nov 12, 2021
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    Rockstar Launcher has been down over 24 hours, i cannot play any of their games, because it wants me to connect to internet. This is not okay. Awful remaster by the way. Just awful.
  62. Nov 12, 2021
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    Incredibly bad, amateurish and worthless "remaster". They couldn't even improve past issues/bugs and also created millions of new bugs. Just cause you copy+paste same Palm trees all over the map and copy+paste new grass textures doesn't mean you can ask 60 dollars/euros for it. This is biggest joke i have seen in gaming, on same level as Cyberbug2077. You promised quality of lifeIncredibly bad, amateurish and worthless "remaster". They couldn't even improve past issues/bugs and also created millions of new bugs. Just cause you copy+paste same Palm trees all over the map and copy+paste new grass textures doesn't mean you can ask 60 dollars/euros for it. This is biggest joke i have seen in gaming, on same level as Cyberbug2077. You promised quality of life improvements and much more. Where is this MUCH MORE??? Jesus Christ this company makes me sick. Expand
  63. Nov 12, 2021
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    Even if GTA 6 is good (if it ever comes out), this remaster leaves black spot on Rockstar's reputation forever.
  64. Nov 12, 2021
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    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Worthless remaster even the original look better and there is drop frame and very high price the fans made way better than thes and there mods free Expand
  65. Nov 12, 2021
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    Buyer beware: this remaster is done by the same mobile game studio that worked on the disastrous PS3 and Xbox 360 ports of GTA: San Andreas. They have changed their name from War Drum Studios to Grove Street Games - do not be fooled by this!

    There are a plethora of issues with the games. The same old bugs can be found, carried forward from the PS3/Xbox 360 versions. They also managed to
    Buyer beware: this remaster is done by the same mobile game studio that worked on the disastrous PS3 and Xbox 360 ports of GTA: San Andreas. They have changed their name from War Drum Studios to Grove Street Games - do not be fooled by this!

    There are a plethora of issues with the games. The same old bugs can be found, carried forward from the PS3/Xbox 360 versions. They also managed to introduce new bugs into the games. Character models look weird and misshapen. There are missing textures and objects. I understand there are licensing issues with some songs and that they have to be removed, but the games just aren't the same without them.

    If you're going to name the game as the "DEFINITIVE EDITION", then at least put some effort into actually fixing it before releasing it. Why Rockstar allowed this studio to butcher the same game TWICE is beyond me. This trilogy is nothing but a quick cash grab. It is not worth your money.
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  66. Nov 12, 2021
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    Me: Mom do we have proper GTA remake (like Mafia Definitive Edition)? Mom: Yes. GTA at home: some modded GTA at regular game price.
    Disgrace and money heist.
  67. Nov 13, 2021
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    Пластмассовый мир победил
    Рынок оказался сильней
    Последний Джонсон остыл Последний Версетти устал, а в горле сопят комья воспоминаний Оо-Моя гта-а-а! Солнечный зайчик стеклянного глаза Оо-Моя гта-а-а! Траурный мячик нелепого мира Траурный мячик дешёвого мира Пластмассовый мир победил. Ликует картонный набат- кому нужен ломтик ноябрьского говна? Оо-Моя гта-а-а! Солнечный
    Пластмассовый мир победил
    Рынок оказался сильней
    Последний Джонсон остыл
    Последний Версетти устал,
    а в горле сопят комья воспоминаний

    Оо-Моя гта-а-а!
    Солнечный зайчик стеклянного глаза
    Оо-Моя гта-а-а!
    Траурный мячик нелепого мира
    Траурный мячик дешёвого мира

    Пластмассовый мир победил.
    Ликует картонный набат-
    кому нужен ломтик ноябрьского говна?

    Оо-Моя гта-а-а!
    Солнечный зайчик стеклянного глаза
    Оо-Моя гта-а-а!
    Траурный мячик нелепого мира
    Траурный мячик дешёвого мира

    Пластмассовый мир победил
    Рынок оказался сильней
    Последний Джонсон остыл
    Последний Версетти устал,
    а в горле сопят комья воспоминаний

    Оо-Моя гта-а-а!
    Солнечный зайчик стеклянного глаза
    Оо-Моя гта-а-а!
    Солнечный зайчик стеклянного глаза.

    Оо-Моя гта-а-а
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  68. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Oh my god… This is not a game, but a spit in the face of the fans! Mods are 1,000,000 times better than this ****
  69. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Horrible optimization on PS4, did I pay 60$ for this? Why is The Last of Us 2, which looks amazing, stays stable at 30 fps, and GTA SA regularly drops to 24 frames?!
  70. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Как мне теперь купить старые части? Блять, никак!
  71. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    There's nothing definitive about this. They've taken the cr*ppy mobile ports and slapped a new coat of paint on and charged full price. Awful AWFUL character models, censoring, full of bugs. It's such a lazy attempt at remastering this amazing trilogy.
    Leading up to this Rockstar/T2 purged the modding community and it's no wonder. You could get a better product made by hardworking fans for
    There's nothing definitive about this. They've taken the cr*ppy mobile ports and slapped a new coat of paint on and charged full price. Awful AWFUL character models, censoring, full of bugs. It's such a lazy attempt at remastering this amazing trilogy.
    Leading up to this Rockstar/T2 purged the modding community and it's no wonder. You could get a better product made by hardworking fans for free. I've been a fan of rockstar for 20 years and have no respect for them as a company anymore.
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  72. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    wtf is this?
    Uvuguvuvuvuvuvuvuvuvuvuv7vuvuv7v6vuvuvuvuviv7v7v7v7v7v7vhivuhgug8guh7g
  73. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Don’t waste your money. Get the original trilogy. The definitive trilogy is full of bugs, glitches, and ****
  74. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Terrible remaster. Nothing more than a quick cashgrab from Takedown Two which are the same **** with an anti-modding stance and that took down numerous mods and sued modders because they came up with something far better than this terrible remaster.
  75. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Don't buy this game! It's lazily remastered and currently fraught with technical issues. Wait until physical release if you're desperate to try it.
  76. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    This game completely ruined my life, it shows why God abandoned us. Rockstar is a shame.
  77. Nov 14, 2021
    0
    it is really trash, Rockstar why are u doing this? i'm cry and very sad.
    LogMan56:
    Feels like a mobile phone port put on a console...eh The high resolution / revamped lighting mixed with the old animations is just.... .... it don't mix well at all. It's actually kinda funny. Horrible game!!! They copy everything from PS3 Version ! You can’t reply to people conversation! You can’t
    it is really trash, Rockstar why are u doing this? i'm cry and very sad.
    LogMan56:
    Feels like a mobile phone port put on a console...eh
    The high resolution / revamped lighting mixed with the old animations is just.... .... it don't mix well at all. It's actually kinda funny.
    Horrible game!!! They copy everything from PS3 Version ! You can’t reply to people conversation! You can’t Extend Gang Territory! Bugs & Glitches!
    The weirdest thing is the draw distance.
    It has completely ruined San Andreas... the map looks tiny, like some kind of condensed Fortnight map.
    It's particularly abhorrent when you can see Las Venturas from Los Santos or Mount Chilliad from Santa Maria beach.
    The limited draw distance worked to the games benefit... it made the map seem huge. Now that sense of scale and wonder have been completely ruined. Not even a slight haze like in real life... :(
    It's just window dressing, virtually the same game with a filter on and new controls. Rockstar a piece of **** company at this stage.
    Sorry LogMan56 i'm use you feedback, because my heart is broken.
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  78. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    This remaster is a joke, can't believe that rockstar launched this. Please get a refund ASAP.
  79. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    It is hard to say, but Rockstar has ruined some of the best videogames ever, what a pity!
  80. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Que lixo esse groove street conseguiu deixar o jogo pior ainda. 300 reais jogado no lixo Rockstar toma vergonha na cara e faz alguma coisa que preste
  81. Nov 15, 2021
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Это худший ремастер игр который я видел! Горите в аду! This is a piece of **** Expand
  82. Nov 14, 2021
    0
    I cannot believe we got such a downgrade from the original versions. I would be fine if they just release this and had left alone the older versions, but no. They purposely removed from many sources like Steam so we are force to buy this version with horrible character models, tons of bugs and glitches and many iconic songs removed like Bark at the Moon from Ozzy Osborn and 2 MichaelI cannot believe we got such a downgrade from the original versions. I would be fine if they just release this and had left alone the older versions, but no. They purposely removed from many sources like Steam so we are force to buy this version with horrible character models, tons of bugs and glitches and many iconic songs removed like Bark at the Moon from Ozzy Osborn and 2 Michael Jackson songs in Vice City. Also, the Plane and Helicopter controls are awful, and with the rain is impossible to see where you are going. Expand
  83. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Crap - The GTA didn't deserve to be treated that way - broken textures, deleted sounds and a terrible optimization. 20 years old game with requirements higher than GTA V - what have you done ?!
  84. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    **** remaster ever
    **** u rockstar, u deserve the worst of your community.
    Its worse than WOW reforged, its simply an overpriced joke
  85. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Пластелины как круто. как можно было ааааааа сделать так убого где старый музон суки где стиль где цветокор Expand
  86. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. O jogo está cheio de bugs, além dos personagens estarem totalmente descaracterizados. Uma vergonha a Rockstar aprovar o lançamento de um jogo assim. Expand
  87. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    I was going to write something creative and funny but decided it's just not worth my time. If Rockstar doesn't give a damn then why should I?
  88. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Really bad bad work from rockstar, it's unbelievable how this game can be worse than the original.
  89. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    I’ve never been more baffled by a release.

    Take a crappy mobile port, upscale with Unreal Engine, fix ZERO bugs from the original mobile version, and call it “definitive”. Even Silent Hill HD collection put in more effort than this, and those games were an insult to all of survival horror. Why you wouldn’t just re-release and clean up the graphics a little bit, I’ll never
    I’ve never been more baffled by a release.


    Take a crappy mobile port, upscale with Unreal Engine, fix ZERO bugs from the original mobile version, and call it “definitive”.


    Even Silent Hill HD collection put in more effort than this, and those games were an insult to all of survival horror.


    Why you wouldn’t just re-release and clean up the graphics a little bit, I’ll never understand.


    It would have saved Grove Street Games A LOT of grief they have coming their way.
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  90. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Let this **** flop letsgoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  91. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    This review is so far only for GTA 3, but I can confidently assume the same glaring issues are consistent with Vice City and San Andreas. This "remaster" is nothing short of an absolute lazy, unfinished, cash grab from Rockstar. The updated visuals are not impressive by any standards for modern systems, and character models are laughable and in most cases WORSE than the original ~20 yearThis review is so far only for GTA 3, but I can confidently assume the same glaring issues are consistent with Vice City and San Andreas. This "remaster" is nothing short of an absolute lazy, unfinished, cash grab from Rockstar. The updated visuals are not impressive by any standards for modern systems, and character models are laughable and in most cases WORSE than the original ~20 year old games. These games are plagued with bugs, glitches and crashes that render these games virtually unplayable and extremely frustrating. So far after about 8 hours (give or take) of gameplay I have encountered numerous crashes, ugly lazy ground textures that levitate way above where they should be, numerous spots where you can just walk/fall outside the map, ugly inconsistent/tearing textures, and so on. The rain is without argument worse than the 2001 original in GTA 3 and looks ugly and simply tiled. During chase missions your target will glitch outside the map and spawn across the map forcing you to fail the mission. Cars will randomly, and very often, immediately explode upon catching on fire, causing you to fail missions/die much more frequently than the original game. I had originally started the game with the goal of achieving 100% completion, but upon returning to Portland from Staunton the entire El Burro payphone mission line had reset itself after completing it. The new aim assist is broken and will only aim at the closest target, even if the closest target is completely behind you. This may be a minor complaint but the San Andreas menu sounds are a HUGE issue for me, especially when GTA 3 and vice city HAD their own menu sounds. I am at a loss for words with how disappointed I am with this release and STRONGLY urge those who have not purchased it yet to stay as far away from it as they possibly can, and any poor soul who has already bought it to request a refund. It is abundantly clear that this remaster was done by a completely inexperienced team and was rushed as fast as possible for sale. There is no excuse for this with the game being EIGHTY CANADIAN DOLLARS, PLUS TAX. Expand
  92. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    If this is the definitive edition, then i rater play the PS2 version. DON'T BUY THIS GAME! Bugs all over the place, horrible characters, removed coop on San Andreas, removed missions on Vice City, unrealistic draw distance, bugs on missions and that is just the beginning. This remaster is awful, and Rockstar should be embaressed to launch such a bad version of this games that change the industry.
  93. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Péssimo , muitos bugs, personagens feios, preço altíssimo 300 reais. Os jogadores esperavam mais.
  94. Nov 16, 2021
    0
    Lixooooooooooooooóoooooooooooooooooo9999999999999999999999ooooooooooooooooooo
  95. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Buy Gigapixel AI > drop all textures in > upscale all > export > take down the original games > upload "rEmAsTrEd" > put price tag same as years of effords and billions spent games on > done !
    Woaaaaaaaah Big Brain Time !

    "aMaZinG rEmaStEr"
  96. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    300 reais nisso aqui, não vale nem 1 real, jogo bugado e preguiçoso, os bonecos estão todos feios parece de cera
  97. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    There are bugged textures left and right. There is a night and day difference in the detail in the face of the protagonists compared to any other character, and it feels incredibly out of place. There are mission bugs, particularly in VC’s Gun Runner. The frame rate is inconsistent at best, dropping the most drastically when it begins to rain. The rain is also unbearable. In GTA 3, it isThere are bugged textures left and right. There is a night and day difference in the detail in the face of the protagonists compared to any other character, and it feels incredibly out of place. There are mission bugs, particularly in VC’s Gun Runner. The frame rate is inconsistent at best, dropping the most drastically when it begins to rain. The rain is also unbearable. In GTA 3, it is just shy of impossible to see when it’s raining. They’re white streaks that cover the entire screen, being more akin to TV static than actual rain. In VC and SA, the issue doesn’t seem to be quite as intolerable, but nonetheless they are still just white streaks flying across the screen instead of something that actually resembles rain drops. You could go through the r/GTA or r/GTATrilogy for 5 minutes and spot 30 bugs players have found, which vary from immersion breaking to game breaking. There are removed songs and animations in each game, the most egregious of the animations being everything muscular CJ does now. And as far as missing songs goes, the company that made this game has amassed an unbelievable amount of wealth, and it’s nothing but laziness and greediness to not work out licensing for the ACTUAL DEFINITIVE SOUNDTRACK. The games’ audio received almost no polish. It seems the only thing actually done to change these games from what they were before is the graphical appearance. When these games were current, they were the best looking PS2 era games around. With the “Definitive” editions just released, they are still nothing more than the best looking PS2 era games. The only changes to make gameplay any smoother are the free camera, and free camera drive by controls. By today’s standards, GTA 3 is next to unplayable. Nothing about it feels good. It was a chore to complete, and it’s a game from my childhood that I have incredibly fond memories of. I even go back and play the original version once every 2 or 3 years, along with VC and SA. These games deserved improvements to make them appeal to the generation that didn’t get the chance to play them when all the hype surrounded them. Instead, we’ve gotten 3 bug ridden messes from a studio that already ruined the 10 year anniversary edition of, arguably, everybody’s favorite game, San Andreas (I prefer VC for the story, and SA for gameplay). If changes aren’t made VERY soon to fix performance issues, and eliminate the dozens of bugs players are coming across, I think the legacy of these games will be tarnished, and the reputation of all companies involved will be questioned of laziness and greed. tl;dr: It’s a rushed mess. It is incredibly apparent they needed at least another 2 months to have the games properly built. And now, instead, we’re going to have to wait and hope that they add patches that we should’ve never had to wait for in the first place. Expand
  98. Nov 13, 2021
    0
    Ужасный ремастер, который ещё умудряется просиживать ФПС... Деньги потрачены в пустую
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  1. Nov 18, 2021
    73
    While it has its rough edges, Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy – The Definitive Edition is a worthwhile remaster of three classic titles. Its visual overhaul prevents these games from feeling overly dated, and the quality-of-life improvements modernize the experience in a way that meets today’s standards. Sure, its new art style and character models won’t mesh well with everyone, but it may grow on gamers as time goes by. And sure, while these aren’t the “definitive” editions we expected, this is an admirable attempt to introduce three groundbreaking games to a new generation, and I’m glad it exists.