Assassin's Creed Valhalla

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7.2

Mixed or average reviews- based on 2867 Ratings

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  1. Adi2ro
    Apr 1, 2021
    3
    I think the first AC I've played that didn't give me any wow feeling. Combat is really boring and weird, that slow-down for every attack is so bad for me, I can't fight more than 5 minutes. The story is meh at the beginning so I dunno, seems like a commercial title.
  2. yusayr
    Jul 27, 2021
    2
    Awful. Just awful. I started this game after completing ghost of tsushima and excited for some good hack n slash. But this game just sucks. The combat is appalling, frame rate dips every minute, endless walking through empty ways, stealth sucks. Just downright disgraceful. Absolute joke by Ubisoft
  3. KOT_C_HACBAEM
    Dec 12, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. А вы тоже не думали что викинги были геями?… Expand
  4. cornhole
    Dec 12, 2020
    0
    For a company with as much money as Ubisoft, not to mention the hundreds of devs they have, they could have at least grabbed ONE dev from Sweden/Norway/Denmark to confirm that the nordic accents and words were pronounced correctly. Everything about this game is garbage. The missions are not well thought out, the graphics that everyone goes crazy for are not that great in my opinion, andFor a company with as much money as Ubisoft, not to mention the hundreds of devs they have, they could have at least grabbed ONE dev from Sweden/Norway/Denmark to confirm that the nordic accents and words were pronounced correctly. Everything about this game is garbage. The missions are not well thought out, the graphics that everyone goes crazy for are not that great in my opinion, and the game is just overall boring. They have mastered the art of copy pasting code to resell to their lab rats for $60 and i immediately regretted paying for this game after 5 mins of gameplay. I was hoping for something different but I guess this is the best they can come up with. Trash.… Expand
  5. xxrubasxx
    Jul 24, 2021
    2
    Worst open world game i´ve played in a long time!
    This game is to this day full of bugs and glitches that break the mood. NPC have little to non gesture or facial expressions.They all look like muppet´s that can´t show any semblance off emotion even as they are "screaming they lungs out".
    And the "puzzles".... the god damn "puzzles" to get treasures....boring and repetitive as    Worst open world game i´ve played in a long time!
    This game is to this day full of bugs and glitches that break the mood. NPC have little to non gesture or facial expressions.They all look like muppet´s that can´t show any semblance off emotion even as they are "screaming they lungs out".
    And the "puzzles".... the god damn "puzzles" to get treasures....boring and repetitive as hell...most of the time I would stop playing the game, its because i´m so damn bored finding the next entrance to a cabin for the 1000 time, which by the way makes no sense at all...why would somebody barred a cabin from the inside without anyway to get in...who closed it? how did they get out? it just breaks the mood and the feeling of any half way "realistic setting".... I actually just stop playing the game right now, because I was so damn bored trying to get into a cabin yet again and I had to write this comment....
    And last but not least....the story... it is so damn boring, half of the time I don´t know why the heck I´m doing whatever, because I dont care about whats happening...there is no reason for me to get invested or to care about anything...
    And if you read this until the end, first of all, thx ;-) and just so I don´t come across as somebody who just wants to review bomb this game, here my List of favorites (semi) open world games, that in my opinion did a far better job then ibusoft:
    - Ghost of Tushima
    - Witcher 3
    - Red death Redemption
    - Fallout 4
    - Sekiro

    Mike drop... ;-)    … Expand
  6. daybred
    Aug 15, 2021
    1
    Odyssey was good and you can learn about history about greek and Sparta. But Valhalla about Viking?
    I have no idea why they choose Viking and there is nothing to learn. Extremely boring is Bonus~~~~
  7. mrgamer234
    Nov 13, 2020
    1
    I started playing AC Valhalla on the launch day despite me knowing that Ubisoft hasn't released a bug free game in years.
    I played the main story until you could free roam and that I did. I finished most of the side quests and collectibles in the first area and then I went to progress in the main story. I couldn't progress in the main story it is bugged. Literally one of the first main    I started playing AC Valhalla on the launch day despite me knowing that Ubisoft hasn't released a bug free game in years.
    I played the main story until you could free roam and that I did. I finished most of the side quests and collectibles in the first area and then I went to progress in the main story. I couldn't progress in the main story it is bugged. Literally one of the first main story quests is bugged so that you can't progress any further.

    As for the gameplay:
    They removed quality of life things like filtering of photos on the world map. I don't want my world map to be cluttered with pictures I haven't looked at.
    The second thing that they negatively changed is the duration of the enemy highlighting after using eagle sense. Previously the enemies were highlighted until you left the area, but now you have to use eagle sense every 30 seconds and they made it a skill to "highlight all nearby enemies when you are crouched and undetected". I guess they ran out of skills and just said: "Let's take away a skill they had forever and give it back, but this time make it so that they have to spend skill points"
    You don't the full skill tree, but only parts that you are adjacent to, so you can't plan your character development ahead , which is for me one the stupidest things they could have done in an action RPG game.

    The free climbing mechanics are still wonky as they ever have been.
    The sounds seems to be off sometimes. I played the female, but it felt like the soundfiles for the male character were played instead of the female.

    The game looks beautiful though, that's why it's not a zero score    … Expand
  8. heejun
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    How is this game about Viking? Partial editing is terrible.
    Not all Asians are japanese
  9. Soki5222
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    The zero rating is to counter the exaggerated/fake 10s. A mediocre overall game, repetitive, bad acting, uninteresting story+characters, decent world to explore. I give it 5/10
  10. Colonize
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    Korea's Ubi-soft is not censored on platforms except for PlayStation. Despite the fact that censorship is an option, Korean users have shown deceptive behavior.
  11. PeterSchwindt
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    I would love to say: "It´s a good game and I can`t stop plpaying!", but since I can`t even start the mainquest, because of a bug, which doesn`t alloughs to speak to NPC`s and after a restart my savegames are corrupted, I would say it`s pretty bad progmmed. They should have waited a few more weeks.
  12. GalletaSuprema
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    this is the worst assassins creed i've ever played, this saga is getting more boring by every game they drop, you can't play it more than 2 hours after you get bored, the graphics are disapointing and the story is the worst of everything
  13. Opie1069
    Mar 9, 2021
    0
    Controls are buggy, he jumps off cliff for no reason nor does your character go where you want him to. Story line is amazing, if they would put as much time into basic game controls as they did the story line game would easily be a 4
  14. Migas82
    Dec 14, 2020
    1
    I went through the trouble of creating an account at Metacritic, just so I could leave this review, that's how bad this game is. Ubisoft has given itself and all the gamers out there a major shot in the foot with this one. They have unsuccessfully tried to bring to the AC world things that worked brilliantly in other titles (such as the fishing and hunting missions, so good at RDR2, but soI went through the trouble of creating an account at Metacritic, just so I could leave this review, that's how bad this game is. Ubisoft has given itself and all the gamers out there a major shot in the foot with this one. They have unsuccessfully tried to bring to the AC world things that worked brilliantly in other titles (such as the fishing and hunting missions, so good at RDR2, but so terrible here). The open world is probably one of the worst I have seen in any AC game before, the new combat mode is too bad to put into words, and the story is dull and unoriginal to say the least. But to top it all off, it's possibly one of the worst games I have ever played when it comes to bugs. It is so very bad, that at this point I am not even able to go through with the story because there was a major issue with the latest patch released for the game, where you are unable to advance in the story from the moment you start the mission "A Seer's Solace". Starting this mission will mean that your game will stop working, as the so-very-terrible-to-begin-with open world becomes even worst (it turns into raw unfinished shapes), and the character simply starts falling from the map, not giving out any possibility to keep playing. For the lucky ones who purchased a physical version, I heard it is possible to reinstall, and not updating to the latest patch seems to be a poor man's workaround for the issue, but for the unlucky ones like me who have purchased the digital version, there is no way at all to keep playing. I never thought in my wildest dreams that Ubisoft would be able to screw up this bad. I used to be a fan of the AC franchise, but this game seems to have managed to completely ruin it for me. I don't think I'll ever buy another AC game, and I am avidly expecting that Sony reimburses me for this absolutely terrible purchase, as I don't believe there are enough patches in the world that will be able to salvage it.… Expand
  15. Dryveur
    Mar 5, 2021
    4
    Jeu qui s'éloigne beaucoup trop de son héritage. Une version copier coller de odyssey à la sauce viking, des ennemis qui sont des sacs à coups. Beaucoup trop de beug mais bon de la part d'ubisoft ça m'étonne plus trop.
    Point positif endroit chouette et c'est tout !
    N'est pas à la hauteur pour un Jeu de fin de génération début de next gen.
  16. cmu
    Mar 27, 2021
    4
    The game would be fun, but it is nearly April 2021 (after the game was released in Nov 2020) and it is inevitable you will run into several game-breaking bugs involving dialogue not working or dead characters. Ubisoft's bug-fixing process is slow, unresponsive and ultimately unhelpful. At least AC Origins had a 'reload quest objective' commmand.
  17. Chubarov_German
    Feb 14, 2022
    4
    As separate. The game is good with interesting characters. But as part of the Assassin's Creed series, it's another nail in the series' coffin, turning the good old Assassin's Creed into an RPG game…with a lot of donations. No kidding, donat at least one place chew! And the donat does not affect in any way, and the prices are at the same level as the EA donation!
  18. shtum_fall
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    Guys from Ubisoft do not change an approach to creating games. Every two years we get simillar game but with another picture. We ask you so long to create something special for us for your users, but you don't hear us or you don't want.
    What happend with you, you had a such great first your assassin's creed games they were amazing.
    Start to read our wishes to games which you creating    Guys from Ubisoft do not change an approach to creating games. Every two years we get simillar game but with another picture. We ask you so long to create something special for us for your users, but you don't hear us or you don't want.
    What happend with you, you had a such great first your assassin's creed games they were amazing.
    Start to read our wishes to games which you creating please.
    And I have one more question to you. We pay 70 usd for your games and what we have another shop inside your games. Are you **** sereous ?    … Expand
  19. leeseula
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    Please update the new file for PS players of Asia.
    We are so angry that follow the Japanese law, but we are not Japanese people.
    This is not fair for all Asia people without Japanese.
  20. Nobilis1984
    Nov 11, 2020
    4
    After watchdogs the next botch.

    Oh Ubisoft what are you doing. Bad watchdogs 3 are followed by bad AC. Even if it looks good, it is still sick inside. The game wants to please everyone and thus destroys itself. There is no clear red thread that the game works on. In addition, the characters have hardly any emotions you could see on their faces. That was better with Origins. The story    After watchdogs the next botch.

    Oh Ubisoft what are you doing. Bad watchdogs 3 are followed by bad AC.
    Even if it looks good, it is still sick inside.
    The game wants to please everyone and thus destroys itself. There is no clear red thread that the game works on. In addition, the characters have hardly any emotions you could see on their faces. That was better with Origins.
    The story of the game is barely noticeable and is told in a boring way.
    What remains is a tough game that is boring after 3 hours. The world events are so pointless and remind you of the old Far Cry collecting frenzy.    … Expand
  21. Bone-Thugs
    Nov 11, 2020
    4
    this game drags on and on and on and on. 70 hours is ridiculous, it becomes so damn repetitive and boring. combat is also terrible and clunky
  22. TheHolyNut
    Nov 25, 2020
    0
    Assassins creed died with Unity. Every game since Origins has been a poor copy paste of tThe Witcher and although Odyssey had a beautiful map and was enjoyable Valhalla just has taken a fat dump in the mouth of everyone who bought this game. The first three hours are deceptively promising with a strong introduction akin to the previous entry but after that point the gane has nothing moreAssassins creed died with Unity. Every game since Origins has been a poor copy paste of tThe Witcher and although Odyssey had a beautiful map and was enjoyable Valhalla just has taken a fat dump in the mouth of everyone who bought this game. The first three hours are deceptively promising with a strong introduction akin to the previous entry but after that point the gane has nothing more to offer and is just repetitive. They have somehow made the loot system worse and the ending is complete trash. You slave away 60 hours of your life and you are left with an ending which makes you regret spending all that time. Please dont buy this game… Expand
  23. belgian_guy
    Nov 14, 2020
    0
    Game breaking bug.

    After patch 1.02 the story quest "A Seer’s Solace" is unplayable blocking you from progressing in the game. First reports are a week old and there still is no fix. A perfect example of incompetent support end development.
  24. SNOWBOARDR555
    Nov 21, 2020
    0
    Game is unfinished and has multiple bugs. Got 10 hours into the game and now all my data is corrupted. Ubisoft released a work around for the corrupted data that doesn't even work. Now I have a new game I can't even play.
  25. muttsy13
    Feb 16, 2021
    4
    Utter buggy mess twice ive had to restart first time i got stuck with a bug on heavy is the head second time all my saves where corrupted i was excited for this game i waited till christmas to play it thinking any big bugs should be sorted i was wrong over 50 hrs altogether wasted on this trash if your thinking of buying it dont till all the bugs are fixed
  26. JoeFresh
    Feb 16, 2021
    0
    Game has so many bugs it shouldn’t have been released for another year. Has crashed like 5 times on me. Story line is terrible and very boring long cut scenes that amount to nothing. Graphics are ok not the best. Combat has a finisher cutscene practically every enemy that you kill which completely interrupts combat and ruins the fighting in the game. Some finisher cutscenes are excessivelyGame has so many bugs it shouldn’t have been released for another year. Has crashed like 5 times on me. Story line is terrible and very boring long cut scenes that amount to nothing. Graphics are ok not the best. Combat has a finisher cutscene practically every enemy that you kill which completely interrupts combat and ruins the fighting in the game. Some finisher cutscenes are excessively long and not cool and I have seen them all about 2500 times each. By the end of the game I started avoiding combat because it sucked so bad. Raids are one of the worst parts of the game as you need to wait for a friendly npc to open any door and then wait for another friendly npc to open the chests and sometimes they do not show up for a while. I could go on but don’t want to waste more time. Game is BORING - maybe the worst in all of the Assassins Creed franchise… Expand
  27. Immsy9
    Dec 14, 2020
    4
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Found the story to be just OK, but it was a buggy mess that seemed to get worse as the game went on.… Expand
  28. Ruth_23
    Feb 8, 2021
    0
    O jogo está cheio de microtransações (EM UM JOGO SINGLEPLAYER), inúmeros bugs que influenciam diretamente no desempenho do jogo e de longe a saga já perdeu sua essência. Só joguei porque dei de presente para minha irmã, que também não gostou.

    Ubisoft É UM LIXO! NÃO COMPRO MAIS NADA.
  29. Druidas
    Feb 8, 2021
    4
    Story good, but so meny bugs, and it not feeling as some new game, more expancion from origins, disapointed
  30. Sirius1488
    Feb 18, 2021
    0
    Ебучик пидорасы из хуебисофт с своём уебанском хуелси сделали Владимира Красносолнешко.ЧЕРНЫМ НАХУЙ.Ебучим блять нигером.Вы хуесосы блять нету на вас Даждьбога
  31. Darbylb
    Nov 26, 2020
    4
    Honestly this game just is not fun to play. The story is not interesting whatsoever, it makes it a chore to get through. The combat is a step down from Odyssey in my opinion. The changes they made for exploration are interesting, but I think they end up taking away from the game.
  32. Awesomness_27
    Nov 12, 2020
    4
    Valhalla is fun to play and has some good elements to it however it feels too similar to odyssey and at often times feels like Ubisoft reskinned too much of odyssey in this game. All though the game world is beautiful and the soundtrack by Jesper kyd is amazing, the game really suffers from a lack of identity especially in what it says it is versus what it actually is. Norse Gods, magicValhalla is fun to play and has some good elements to it however it feels too similar to odyssey and at often times feels like Ubisoft reskinned too much of odyssey in this game. All though the game world is beautiful and the soundtrack by Jesper kyd is amazing, the game really suffers from a lack of identity especially in what it says it is versus what it actually is. Norse Gods, magic and monsters, riding wolves. This game is not Assassins Creed and since odyssey AC has really lost it’s identity. Bring back the old AC, get rid of the heavy rpg elements, revamp the combat, build a better parkour system, and give us Assassins vs Templar’s. The fact that Ghost of Tsushima felt more like an AC game than Valhalla, really says a lot about what Ubisoft is ignoring and what made this franchise great to begin with.… Expand
  33. nbkplus
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    My country is not Japan.. but We must follow the censorship of Japan. Are you kidding me? Japan is not the only Asian country. Get a hold of yourself! You're gonna have to do it yourself again. It is building Japan Central Asia like World War II. stupid ubi
    Once again, Japan is not everything in Asia.
  34. GameOverSeer
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Asian version of Valhalla is a censored version.

    In defiance of each country's review criteria, Ubisoft unified the Asian version into the Japanese version as if the Asian country were only in Japan.

    I don't feel the impact of fighting because of censorship.

    If Ubisoft really cares about its Asian users, it has a duty to revise the censored version.

    Censorship reduces the fun of the game and Ubisoft didn't say anything about it until just before it was released.    … Expand
  35. Mikosevaar
    Dec 17, 2020
    0
    В игру добавили ускорители прокачки, и помели баланс под них. Все старые оценки и обзоры уже не про эту игру.
  36. Camlambelot
    Feb 20, 2022
    4
    Copy and Paste open world: Broken, Boring and Empty.

    I loved the older AC games because of their STEALTH and BEAUTIFUL DESIGN (See Unity or AC2), but this game is just a soulless, repetitive game. It tries so hard to be like other open world RPGS with meaningful choices (See Witcher 3) and tries to copy the combat of (God of War) and loses it's own identity in the process. All stealth    Copy and Paste open world: Broken, Boring and Empty.

    I loved the older AC games because of their STEALTH and BEAUTIFUL DESIGN (See Unity or AC2), but this game is just a soulless, repetitive game. It tries so hard to be like other open world RPGS with meaningful choices (See Witcher 3) and tries to copy the combat of (God of War) and loses it's own identity in the process. All stealth is out the window, get ready to hack and slash your way through a bland world full of fetch quests in a dark, snowy landscape.

    The game is ugly, glitchy and full of generic quests, locations and characters.    … Expand
  37. CitizenCane
    Mar 13, 2021
    4
    This is a very disappointing version of Assassin's Creed, to the point that it really doesn't feel like the franchise. The mini games such as stacking cairn stones and anomalies are a frustrating waste of time. After a while the game play and main story get repetitive and you wonder what on earth you're playing this for.
  38. Cha0ticneutral
    Mar 29, 2021
    4
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The old saying "Quality over quantity" sums up the problems of this game. For a game with so much "content" it is incredibly boring almost from start to finish. Having said that I couldn't actually bring myself to finish after I'd already sunk around 70 hours into that damn thing, I wasn't even near finished with it. It is a game that keeps you thinking "any minute now it's going to get better and that switch is going to go off where I'm having fun and locked in" but that moment never comes.

    Most if not nearly all of the optional content on the map is absolutely not worth finding and players will learn this very quickly. There are a handful out of the 100s of markers that are interesting but it really does feel like filler to pad out the experience. The story is incredibly boring, dreary, and drawn out beyond comprehension. Once you've taken one region you've taken them all and by the 4th or 5th you're just done with it. You don't care about any of the characters like you might have done in Odyssey say with Kassandra, and as such there is little to no personal investment in any of it.

    If you like running around dreary English fields for 70 - 100 hours doing nothing that matters then try it out. I was warned not to but I took a chance and I feel like I wasted 70 hours.    … Expand
  39. kirill_dorokh
    Dec 9, 2020
    0
    Bad game with nothing. **** from ubisoft. Gameplay bad, graphic bad, world bad. It's bored.
  40. tiobald
    Nov 11, 2020
    3
    Kinda Mediocre game. Was hyped but it feels just wrong and rushed in some points. Combat is a complete disaster. Enemies feel like paper, sound design(speaking about the fights) is awful and everything looks stupid IMO. The story is so boring, Conversations feel dull, movement feels wrong.... Yeah there is so much more to add but i think you get it.

    The game just feels wrong and besides    Kinda Mediocre game. Was hyped but it feels just wrong and rushed in some points. Combat is a complete disaster. Enemies feel like paper, sound design(speaking about the fights) is awful and everything looks stupid IMO. The story is so boring, Conversations feel dull, movement feels wrong.... Yeah there is so much more to add but i think you get it.

    The game just feels wrong and besides the Sountrack and Visuals i coulnt tell you whats good about this game.

    Try it with uplay + or whatever its called. In one month you can get it for 45 used or from amazon if you still want to play it then.    … Expand
  41. Doke9912bic
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    Asian ps version Dont see they try to solve censorship problem
    Just want to ignore until them gone
  42. HabitualFlea225
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    This game is nothing but a mess. Censorship in Asian version, game breaking bugs, unable to actually play the game after purchase. All these craps undermine the potential of a real good game. **** you Ubisoft, damn racist.
  43. Shinro
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    Poor version in Asia. No blood, no dismemberment, no war. Should Asian use love to settle the battle in England?
  44. alexchan890
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    This game is a joke, and it should how racist UBI is.
    Not all Asians are Japanese
    Not all Asians are Japanese
    Not all Asians are Japanese
  45. Ruften
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    Another copy-paste Ubisoft game with gameplay that's easy as wank. Another boring story with no creativity whatsoever. Another microtransaction focussed endless grind. Thank you Ubisoft, I hope you are proud of yourselves.
  46. HoonTheGreat
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    NOBODY wants censored version. ASIA is not JAPAN!! We want uncensored version. I can't understand the reason why UBI ignores PS user in ASIA. It's not a big deal, just give us freedom to choose censor or not.
  47. pogelwoodcancer
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    I'm about halfway through but already the game feels unpolished despite the visuals being the usual from ubisoft. In almost every way Valhalla is a paired down version of the previous entry and the assassin part of the game is almost an afterthought at this point. Ghosts of Tsushima really set the bar higher for this genre recently and in comparisons ubisoft's new entry feels like a poorI'm about halfway through but already the game feels unpolished despite the visuals being the usual from ubisoft. In almost every way Valhalla is a paired down version of the previous entry and the assassin part of the game is almost an afterthought at this point. Ghosts of Tsushima really set the bar higher for this genre recently and in comparisons ubisoft's new entry feels like a poor man's version of what suckerpunch managed to craft.

    It's a shame too because the setting was ripe for something new... and all those claiming it takes fresh new directions must be smoking some good **** because AC Valhalla is about as generic as it gets.    … Expand
  48. Btoux1979
    Nov 11, 2020
    0
    ASSASSIN'S CREED VALHALLA... le jeu ultra générique, copié-collé sur tout les Asssassin Creed, ennuyant et pas vraiment beau. Ubisoft doit absolument rompre avec tout ce qu'il a fait et fait depuis des années. il doit absolument faire des jeux nouveau, des nouvelles IP, et arrêter de nous ressortir les même jeux insipides.
  49. nioh4545
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    I also the player from Taiwan.. and impacted by CERO's policy.... or it should called UBI's policy....

    Because of the Asia version of "Valhalla" is to ban some "uncomfortable" screens which is the most reason we want to play the game...... So I plan to buy this game through my Australia PSN account. But after confirmed with UBI, it's only Asia version we can play in PS4. So I need to    I also the player from Taiwan.. and impacted by CERO's policy.... or it should called UBI's policy....

    Because of the Asia version of "Valhalla" is to ban some "uncomfortable" screens which is the most reason we want to play the game......
    So I plan to buy this game through my Australia PSN account.
    But after confirmed with UBI, it's only Asia version we can play in PS4.

    So I need to cancel my pre-order and try to play this game Valhalla in the PC.
    And this spend all of my weekend to learn this, because of UBI disclose the information at Saturday (3 days before the game release)

    UBI you are so ridiculous, I will not to pre-order anything in the future. You are suck.    … Expand
  50. hokizoltan
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    This game has a good graphics and a good fight sistem aaand everithing else is baaaaad.
  51. pumpkin001
    Nov 16, 2020
    2
    They took there time with this and tbh it's not worth your money. The game is so unplayable because of so many bugs. Movement, sound, trying to enter places. Raids don't finish. Enemies appear and disappear, textures, certain abilities don't work, health bars don't move at times, mounts are all place, quests won't finish or start it's just endless.
  52. PAZA00
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    Japan does not present All Asia. Censored Version for Asian Countries is suck.
  53. BirkOter
    Nov 14, 2020
    4
    I’ll applaud Ubisoft for trying something new-ish with the series and setting the game with a beautiful setting and environment. However almost all of the core gameplay mechanics and design ends up half-baked. The character models either looks fantastic or horrible, same with the nature. I liked the beginning and the beautiful setting of Norway, but when they moved the story to England, itI’ll applaud Ubisoft for trying something new-ish with the series and setting the game with a beautiful setting and environment. However almost all of the core gameplay mechanics and design ends up half-baked. The character models either looks fantastic or horrible, same with the nature. I liked the beginning and the beautiful setting of Norway, but when they moved the story to England, it started to go downhill. The fighting is chaotic (and not in a good way). It felt like i was pressing one button again and again and again, with nothing fun about it! I’m really disappointed with this and Watch Dogs: Legion! They should have waited until they were ready to launch with no bugs!… Expand
  54. Supertoft
    Nov 15, 2020
    0
    Clunky, sluggish and just terrible combat-system. Absolutely stupid AI-opponents and "helpers" But the absolutely worst is the gamebreaking bug after 1(!!) mission, that Ubisoft has known for 9(!!!!) days and just totally ignores( unless you count their advice, which is to restart the game and suffer through another 6 hours of terrible and boring gameplay). They have now turned offClunky, sluggish and just terrible combat-system. Absolutely stupid AI-opponents and "helpers" But the absolutely worst is the gamebreaking bug after 1(!!) mission, that Ubisoft has known for 9(!!!!) days and just totally ignores( unless you count their advice, which is to restart the game and suffer through another 6 hours of terrible and boring gameplay). They have now turned off report and chat-system on their webside . I am just shellshocked that a major Company, with a major release like this, can present a game breaking bug after 5-6 hour and do nothing about it.. They should be sued from all buyers for total ignorance and terrible customer-service . I want my money back..… Expand
  55. Homodeus
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    I am not a boy....CENSORED PS5 GAME IS DEFINITELY **** feel like hitting dolls...no blood...
  56. DavidKaiChi
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    Please update the new file for PS players of Asia.
    We are so angry that follow the Japanese law, but we are not Japanese people.
    This is not fair for all Asia people without Japanese.
  57. widgeon22
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    I was really looking forward to playing this game, but due to a bug on an early quest called " A seers solace" you are unable to progress at all. The only solution is to delete the game and start over without updating the latest patch. That is hard to do when you already have 6 or so hours into the game doing side missions and other content. The lack of support from Ubisoft on the matterI was really looking forward to playing this game, but due to a bug on an early quest called " A seers solace" you are unable to progress at all. The only solution is to delete the game and start over without updating the latest patch. That is hard to do when you already have 6 or so hours into the game doing side missions and other content. The lack of support from Ubisoft on the matter has been incredibly disappointing and its amazing such a high profile game can have such a major issue that renders the game unplayable on release date. I haven't been able to get any response from Ubisoft support in 2 days. Hopefully they can get a patch out soon to fix this problem but as of now the game is broken.… Expand
  58. reviewsrus
    Nov 12, 2020
    3
    Pretty bad when a AAA game has sooo many bugs. Glitches aren't even the bad part, if only. The day one patch released literally broke the game, can't progress in the story on the 3rd chapter of act 1. jfc. I have already spent at least 8 hrs exploring and ubisoft's suggestion is to uninstall and restart because it's early on in the game?!?! No thank you. However, this is a good lesson tho,Pretty bad when a AAA game has sooo many bugs. Glitches aren't even the bad part, if only. The day one patch released literally broke the game, can't progress in the story on the 3rd chapter of act 1. jfc. I have already spent at least 8 hrs exploring and ubisoft's suggestion is to uninstall and restart because it's early on in the game?!?! No thank you. However, this is a good lesson tho, never buy ubisoft games on release day. Give it six months at best.… Expand
  59. TomBurgs99
    Nov 11, 2020
    4
    Fells like a MOD for a previous AC. I gave Watch Dogs Legion 2 or 3 (already uninstalled) - this is SLIGHTLY better. The setting is more interesting - but other than that it's BORING & REPETITIVE! The characters are soulless and uninteresting, the fighting is keep pushing one button and you win all battles/fights. Too many loading screens all the time, looooooong and boring cut screenFells like a MOD for a previous AC. I gave Watch Dogs Legion 2 or 3 (already uninstalled) - this is SLIGHTLY better. The setting is more interesting - but other than that it's BORING & REPETITIVE! The characters are soulless and uninteresting, the fighting is keep pushing one button and you win all battles/fights. Too many loading screens all the time, looooooong and boring cut screen dialogues, feels like a mod for Black Flag, nothing EVER surprises you, or challenge your intellect. Can't see the difference between any of Ubisofts open world titles anymore - the concept is the same over and over again. Ubisoft needs some good story tellers - they really lack qualify and depth...like in REALLY! It's all surface. The animation are not impressive, the music is not something u really notice. Why do a Viking needs poison arrows a d the ability to be stealth?
    Political absolutely correct - of course - though totally unrealistic. Im sick of Ubisoft and they're up there with EA. Maybe The Rad Brad loooves repetitive gameplay - but then again, who said playing games as your living makes you intelligent???? Just ask gamestop and ign!    … Expand
  60. Pasabor
    Nov 12, 2020
    4
    The game is riddled with boring open world stuff and is totally unpolished. It feels more like a AA-title, not something worth 70 Dollars. Oh, and did i already mention that 50% of the armor and weapon sets are locked behind a paywall? The greed of Ubisoft is unbearable at this point.
  61. snowbuck
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    With Censored? there is no viking. There are only puppets and puppet shows. Eivor are dancing with puppets whole the playing time. this is ridiculous! I bought a game about the great adventures of vikings, not a sesame street!
  62. tabin7
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    Ubisoft discriminates against Asians
    Don't ignore it and come up with a solution.
    Asia is not Japan.
  63. Sarulade
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    Same repetitive formula like last Assassins Creed!!! In the beginning you’ll love the game and feel that they have overcome the BS which plagued Odyssey and Origins but they haven’t!! This is the longest Assassin’s Creed game ever. But the point isn’t that it’s long the point is that you’d have to spend more than 50 hours doing meaningless repetitive tasks along with an unsatisfactorySame repetitive formula like last Assassins Creed!!! In the beginning you’ll love the game and feel that they have overcome the BS which plagued Odyssey and Origins but they haven’t!! This is the longest Assassin’s Creed game ever. But the point isn’t that it’s long the point is that you’d have to spend more than 50 hours doing meaningless repetitive tasks along with an unsatisfactory ending. Let’s not talk about weapon mechanics as it’s also BS. You can always play games like Ghost of Tsushima and feel the difference!!! In my opinion whoever is reading this article should either wait for a sale if the liked Odyssey or don’t buy this game at all... just skip it. a sale if… Expand
  64. Cardrito
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    **** moron policy with Asian PlayStation version.

    It’s fraud that Ubisoft didn’t notify us we are going to get censored version cuz JP CERO.

    But I’m **** LIVING IN TAIWAN.

    NOT IN JAPAN!

    I’ve supported AC series since AC2 the Ezio.

    And I can tell you that you are just putting your supporter away.
  65. kysk27
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Asian version of this game have too many censorship and I feel like playing game for children… Expand
  66. Sundowning
    Nov 14, 2020
    0
    Game breaking bugs on day one. I did not pay for a **** beta test. Classic Ubisoft.
  67. empe
    Nov 22, 2020
    4
    The only reason this game is so well received is the current lack of new games in general. Gameplay resembles Odyssey but loot and ability systems are dumbed down. Theres a lot of gameplay without any innovation. It will bore you down after 1/3 of campaign (approx 20 in game hours).

    If you're looking out for something to kill time, this one is for you, but you won't find anything    The only reason this game is so well received is the current lack of new games in general. Gameplay resembles Odyssey but loot and ability systems are dumbed down. Theres a lot of gameplay without any innovation. It will bore you down after 1/3 of campaign (approx 20 in game hours).

    If you're looking out for something to kill time, this one is for you, but you won't find anything meaningful moments with this title.    … Expand
  68. cooperstanley36
    Nov 21, 2020
    4
    Don’t let any of the critics fool you, this is just another bloated boring assassins creed game that feels incredibly half baked yet again. Ubisoft is lazy and it shows. I highly recommend you watch SkillUp’s YouTube review if you are even considering this game.
  69. friendzone215
    Dec 7, 2020
    0
    copy paste reskin of the last god knows how many ac’s. will ubisoft ever have another original idea?
  70. r2c
    Nov 24, 2020
    4
    Beautiful game, huge potential, nice mechanics BUT filled with bugs (many of which are game breaking).
    They did poor testing and/or rushed out the game to cash in before real games like Cyberpunk are released.
    I am not going to buy again from ubisoft anytime soon.
  71. Coostar21
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    Govno, guzno fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ploho ocheni
  72. nezlobnyj
    Nov 16, 2020
    2
    Thanks Ubisoft, you somehow manage to further ruin the series with each new instalment. Actually, it’s much better to simply remove Assassin’s Creed from the title.
  73. Marytrini
    Nov 15, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Adam DeLand
    Sr. Researcher & Archivist & Orator & Media Chauffeur
    + –4
    I haven't played it yet, but I'm angry at the fact Jim Sterling said that Yooka-Laylee is on the same level as some of the worst games in the    … Expand
  74. Clblowe
    Nov 13, 2020
    4
    The game is unbelievably buggy. I’m astonished Ubisoft released it in this state. I’ve had multiple raids where I could not loot the chests or trigger certain actions because the game requires you to have an NPC “help you” force the containers open. Unfortunately the AI is dumb as a rock, and cannot seem to find where I’m at when I need them to open these containers. Furthermore, combat isThe game is unbelievably buggy. I’m astonished Ubisoft released it in this state. I’ve had multiple raids where I could not loot the chests or trigger certain actions because the game requires you to have an NPC “help you” force the containers open. Unfortunately the AI is dumb as a rock, and cannot seem to find where I’m at when I need them to open these containers. Furthermore, combat is janky and lacks impact, despite the flashy finishing moves. This makes it really hard for me to get into a rhythm in terms of the combat, which is something I appreciated about AC Odyssey.

    In summary, there’s a lot to like about it, from the setting to some of the game mechanics, but it’s totally bogged down by it being a buggy janky mess. Maybe once they release some patches I’ll try it again but right now it’s just not worth the effort to play.    … Expand
  75. Skyklar
    Nov 16, 2020
    0
    Reading all of these reviews I can certainly say - congratulations Ubisoft! You lost the fan base that brings you money all these years before you completely finished them off by Odyssey. And you somehow managed to disappoint your new fans. I don't know how you did this those people really love Odyssey, don't know what piece of garbage should it be to make them dissatisfied.
  76. saramain
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    It is a game officially released in Korea as xbx,ps4, but does it make sense that xbox Valhalla is released as an uncensored version, and ps4 Valhalla is released as a censored version? I don't really understand this. The game seems to be hitting a wooden doll
  77. Bagaeff
    Nov 11, 2020
    3
    Donation in AAA-solo game? Unicorn ship in Vikings game?
    Are you seriously? **** you, Ubisoft, after this **** and Legion,
    a`m never buy your games.
  78. dgdf
    Nov 20, 2020
    0
    Why should Japan damage the whole of Asia? Are you kidding me?
    I'm not buying Ubisoft games from now on. At least until it's fixed.
  79. sieghaft
    Nov 16, 2020
    0
    I don't understand why the Japanese censorship includes other Asian countries. It's so unpleasant and disappointing.
  80. Lenya007
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    Typical game from the company ubisoft, boring and monotonous. The animations are made very poorly, a lot of different bugs and so on... It's a game, just a shame for 2020.
  81. AngryAsian
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    The overall gaming experience was good, but it lost my old save data when I create a new one.
  82. jilbird
    Nov 14, 2020
    0
    Racist Ubisoft. All the Asian version was made a bundle and censored by Japanese rating system.
  83. AlexandraCapo
    Nov 11, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. It's just the same ol' reskinned and rehashed none Assassin's creed game since Origins. Ubisoft is saving money by making an updated version from previous two games. Sure it's a different setting but with the same boring animations and combatplay. Side missions are repetitive, uninteresting and too many as ususal. Main story is meh and gameplay is ok the first 3 hours and then it goes downhill. Trash game… Expand
  84. Kynario
    Nov 11, 2020
    2
    I try to be open when it comes to games - trying to value different aspects of a game. AC: Valhalla is without a doubt the biggest piece of garbage I've ever played. I gave up after 4-5 hours. This game has horrible animations all around - the NPC's look lifeless and plastic, the combat is unresponsive, impact-less, sluggish and immensely clunky (I had weird input lag on both my DS4/XBOXI try to be open when it comes to games - trying to value different aspects of a game. AC: Valhalla is without a doubt the biggest piece of garbage I've ever played. I gave up after 4-5 hours. This game has horrible animations all around - the NPC's look lifeless and plastic, the combat is unresponsive, impact-less, sluggish and immensely clunky (I had weird input lag on both my DS4/XBOX 360 controllers) and the movement and climbing in general is unrealistic and the physics feel off. Compared to something like Ghost of Tsushima this game is an absolute failure. About 4-5 hours in the main Quest "The Prodigal Prince" got bugged where an NPC you were supposed to follow would just stand still. There's nothing you could do about it, you simply couldn't progress through the Main Story. I don't even feel like writing up all the bugs and performance issues I encountered. In summary, terrible combat, animations, lots of game-breaking bugs and performance issues. Bland, dull, uninspired, clunky. Only positive I can find is that the environments look good. Ultimately dissapointed.… Expand
  85. mishayangg
    Nov 14, 2020
    4
    So very many bugs that it is distracting a lot. Almost every cut scene. Just bursting out laughing when I see a man doing the T-pose while being treated for a broken arm... Comparing the combat to Tsushima... GoT is SO MUCH BETTER! AC Valhalla combat feels very bad.
  86. Xamsix
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Stuck on splash screen, can't even open the game. I've seen multiple people report this, but no fix days after release. Refunded.… Expand
  87. fafner1010
    Nov 14, 2020
    0
    A game of racial discrimination in Asian countries (CERO). At the same time, the official forum does not respond to the protests of Asian players at all, which is extremely shameless.
  88. DreWy
    Nov 14, 2020
    4
    Since launching game there has been numourous pathing error-like glitches where character responds awfully with terrain, the gameplay and movement style feels very clunky and movement looks choppy in animation, the graphics look like something out of Black Flag (A Huge Set Back) and the storyline is very boring. By far the worse of all the franchise games thus far and I only wish I couldSince launching game there has been numourous pathing error-like glitches where character responds awfully with terrain, the gameplay and movement style feels very clunky and movement looks choppy in animation, the graphics look like something out of Black Flag (A Huge Set Back) and the storyline is very boring. By far the worse of all the franchise games thus far and I only wish I could get my money back. Save yourself from this title and wait for them to fix the game if and so they will. it’s just not worth it at this point. Combat style is also horrid epically horrible and it’s not about the weapons. Origins had different combat styles and it was great but here it’s just clunky and feels more like a campaign set style fighter like dynasty warriors or something. Super bad.… Expand
  89. Akapelle
    Nov 21, 2020
    0
    This trend where game companys release unfinished broken crap has got stop... Once again Ubisoft disappoints completely Dont buy this ****
  90. JurassicBro
    Nov 19, 2020
    2
    recycled. I would stay with AC 3. Weak plot, no wow graphics, gameplay still the same, its another assassins creed skin but nordic this time. its not worth the full price. I would say get it amd play it when it reaches the 20 bucks. its not a must play game.
  91. shadow_aran
    Nov 24, 2020
    4
    отвратительная анимация персонажей, мыльцо ,плохой сюжет и монотонность
  92. Dare_04
    Dec 16, 2020
    0
    Ubisoft has been going downhill for the past 10 years, this game is a prime example of that.

    Nothing new. Nothing daring. Nothing unique.
    Just another bland game following Ubisofts safe formula for mediocre, uninspired triple A titles.
  93. Iffan
    Nov 11, 2020
    0
    Great game
  94. Kustosh
    Nov 12, 2020
    1
    Questing and map is done far worse than in previous assassins creed games. Story is boring, the only fun after 10 hours of playing was first introduction cinematic, the further in the game the worse. Odyssey was doing everything better. I like vikings but this one is not so good... I lost my money, gonna sell this game, dont even wanna finish main story.
  95. RealDealMcKeel
    Nov 11, 2020
    4
    The Viking aesthetic is the best thing going for it. Assassin’s Creed Valhalla falls victim to the large studio that does not care about the content they put out, and knows you’ll buy their game no matter what. The game is filled with bugs. The audio sometimes abruptly ends or doesn’t match the lips. I’m lucky I’m even able to play it. My brother is stuck at the beginning of the gameThe Viking aesthetic is the best thing going for it. Assassin’s Creed Valhalla falls victim to the large studio that does not care about the content they put out, and knows you’ll buy their game no matter what. The game is filled with bugs. The audio sometimes abruptly ends or doesn’t match the lips. I’m lucky I’m even able to play it. My brother is stuck at the beginning of the game because of a Game Breaking Bug where the Seer’s Solace quest line doesn’t even show up for him so he cannot progress in the game past the 1st quest. It’s been almost two days and there is still no update for it. The combat is so unbelievably bland, boring and easy. It’s actually atrocious. The controls are clunky. The camera is also so far away during combat I can’t see anything. I’m playing on the hardest difficulty and it’s a cake walk. The “social stealth” is an absolute joke. It’s not even a thing. They lied about the fact that they made the world smaller than Odyssey. (It’s actually bigger)
    If this game did not have the Viking aesthetic, it would be an absolute flop. The voice actor for Eivor is amazing, love him. Overall, the game feels like they wanted to do something great, but it lacks heart. The graphics are bad, and the character models move weird.
    It feels like just another “open world AC game” with a different skin. (don’t just be large for the sake of being large) They have completely lost track of what Assassin’s Creed was, and moved on to something new, that could be cooler, but fails miserably. AC needs to be a 3 year cycle game, and they need to listen to their fan base. Ubisoft only seems to care about sh***ing out games and making money, which will end up hurting them in the long run.    … Expand
  96. RefindAllGames
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    Since the new "Assassins" turned out to be a completely uninteresting project, about which there is nothing to tell, I better acquaint you with the cult Russian film "The Green Elephant".

    The Green Elephant (Russian: Зелёный слоник, romanized: Zelyonyy slonik, also known as Green Elephant Calf) is a 1999 Russian psychedelic exploitation horror film directed by Svetlana Baskova. The    Since the new "Assassins" turned out to be a completely uninteresting project, about which there is nothing to tell, I better acquaint you with the cult Russian film "The Green Elephant".

    The Green Elephant (Russian: Зелёный слоник, romanized: Zelyonyy slonik, also known as Green Elephant Calf) is a 1999 Russian psychedelic exploitation horror film directed by Svetlana Baskova. The movie received a limited theatrical release in Russia, as the film's violent imagery and graphic language made it unable to be distributed through the mainstream film circuit. The film was shown at the 2005 International Film Festival Rotterdam and the program commented that the movie was "even more urgent because of the escalation of the war in Chechnya and growing criminality in the Russian army".

    The film stars Sergey Pakhomov and Vladimir Epifantsev, and follows two Russian officers locked in a military prison cell that must deal with "social and psychological problems" in their isolation through brutality and torture.

    Two men (both being junior officers in Soviet Army, in 1986), nicknamed "Bratishka" (Brother) and "Poekhavshiy" (Nutcase), are being held in a penal military prison. The room which they share looks like a dark cellar with a dripping sewer pipe running through it. One of the prisoners, Nutcase, seems to be delirious and never stops talking. He tells stories of his past, sings the song of the "Green Elephant" circus, does push-ups, comes up with crazy ideas and even mimics a heron in an attempt to cheer up his cellmate Brother, leading only to an increase in his anger. He receives a violent beating from the enraged Brother, before he is then taken from the cell by a guard to clean up a dirty toilet bowl with a fork.

    HorrorNews.net wrote an overall favorable review for the film, stating "By the end, we find ourselves asking a lot of questions; of ourselves, of the director, of our television screens. What did we just watch? Why did these people do what we just them do? What does it all mean? I can't answer those questions, but I can tell you that it is an experience that I am happy to have gone through, and I'd definitely be interested in checking out more of Svetlana Baskova's movies. "

    Link to wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Elephant.    … Expand
  97. AceAscendus
    Nov 13, 2020
    0
    Xxtremely bad performance, massive fps drops. The game is also extremely boring, melee combat is garbage.
  98. SilverThrash
    Nov 12, 2020
    0
    Couldn't pass the "A seer's solace" mission 'cause of a bug so I restarted the game (I' ve lost 5hrs of the first save).
    Now I am 10hrs in and the game doesn't save anymore! It's all corrupted data saves. Horrible.
  99. coffi
    Nov 11, 2020
    0
    Everything in this game is boring, generic, unambitious, buggy garbage. Just painfully average in every way. It's a giant pile of meh. Combat? Meh. Exploration? Meh. Story? Meh. Voice acting? Meh. Combat? Meh. Missions? Meh. Graphics? Meh. Sound? Meh. Music? Meh. In short, it sucks. This game sucks. At no point during my playthrough was I playing because the game made me want to play it.Everything in this game is boring, generic, unambitious, buggy garbage. Just painfully average in every way. It's a giant pile of meh. Combat? Meh. Exploration? Meh. Story? Meh. Voice acting? Meh. Combat? Meh. Missions? Meh. Graphics? Meh. Sound? Meh. Music? Meh. In short, it sucks. This game sucks. At no point during my playthrough was I playing because the game made me want to play it. The ONLY reason I kept playing was the game was already in my house and I'd have to take two hours out of my day to return it, and now that I've finished the story I wish I had taken those two hours to return this pos. It would have meant that I didn't just waste sixty hours of my life dragging myself through this mess of a game. Add to the overall middling quality of this suck fest the fact that it's riddled with bugs and it's a single player game with micro-transactions and this is an absolute zero out of ten. Screw this game. Screw Ubisoft.… Expand
  100. Athos1990
    Nov 11, 2020
    0
    Really lol this game is trash. Voice acting bad. Story bad. Feel and mechanics bad.........15 dollar game at best
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Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 42 out of 50
  2. Mixed: 8 out of 50
  3. Negative: 0 out of 50
  1. Game World Navigator Magazine
    Dec 25, 2020
    80
    There are far fewer cookie-cutter outposts than in previous AC’s, and most sidequests now offer an interesting story, sometimes even with a less-than-obvious solution. While some anti-grind measures have backfired, Ubisoft is on the right track. [Issue#250, page 56]
  2. KeenGamer
    Dec 17, 2020
    82
    Assassins Creed Valhalla is a wonderful addition to the AC franchise. It manages to avoid the tropes that became overplayed and focuses on a small well structured story. The fighting mechanics are enjoyable and offer many choices to fit different playing styles. There are a significant amount of bugs and the AI is underwhelming at times. But it's still another step in the right direction for Ubisoft.
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  3. Playstation Official Magazine UK
    Dec 14, 2020
    80
    When Valhalla is at its best, it evolves series mechanics. And when you’re cruising down river, about to blow your raiding horn, there’s nothing quite like it. [Issue#183, p.71]
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