The Procession to Calvary

 PC
User Score
8.1

Generally favorable reviews- based on 30 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 22 out of 30
  2. Mixed: 7 out of 30
  3. Negative: 1 out of 30

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  1. DickPain
    Aug 17, 2022
    7
    Short but very funny and charming. I'd rate it higher if it were a longer game, but for what it is, it's great. Very funny writing, would recommend.
  2. beebo42
    Aug 9, 2020
    5
    It's shockingly short (2.5 hours) and ended just as it was starting to get interesting. The graphics certainly scream "Python-esque" but the humor definitely does not. I think I chuckled once during the entire game. There's plenty of opportunity for humor with all the bizarre things going on in the background of the paintings, but the game never puts them to any use. For example, in oneIt's shockingly short (2.5 hours) and ended just as it was starting to get interesting. The graphics certainly scream "Python-esque" but the humor definitely does not. I think I chuckled once during the entire game. There's plenty of opportunity for humor with all the bizarre things going on in the background of the paintings, but the game never puts them to any use. For example, in one scene there's two nude men wrestling on a dock for some reason. Click on them and your character says "It's two nude men wrestling". Try to talk or interact with them in any way and she says "I don't need to do that". And that's it. There's no joke here, no point, and no humor. And that's the game.… Expand
  3. naufri27
    Sep 26, 2022
    6
    Un juego simpático y sin muchas pretensiones que parece escrito por los mismísimos Monty Python al que le hubiera venido bien una vuelta de tuerca a su sistema de juego, pues hoy en día es muy simplón, dentro del género de aventuras gráficas de apuntar y hacer clic, quedarse con las mismas fórmulas de 20 años.

    Eso sí, su apartado visual formado por estupendos artistas talentosos y unos    Un juego simpático y sin muchas pretensiones que parece escrito por los mismísimos Monty Python al que le hubiera venido bien una vuelta de tuerca a su sistema de juego, pues hoy en día es muy simplón, dentro del género de aventuras gráficas de apuntar y hacer clic, quedarse con las mismas fórmulas de 20 años.

    Eso sí, su apartado visual formado por estupendos artistas talentosos y unos diálogos llenos de comentarios mordaces sobre la religión, monarquía y el poder, hacen querer una continuación pronto.    … Expand

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94
#94 Best PC Game of 2020

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Metascore
78

Generally favorable reviews - based on 20 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 16 out of 20
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 20
  3. Negative: 0 out of 20
  1. LEVEL (Czech Republic)
    Jul 23, 2020
    80
    The Procession to Calvary is a beautiful game full of absurdities and typical British humor, with whose sovereign qualities we fell in love thanks to Monty Python. [Issue#303]
  2. Games.cz
    Jul 14, 2020
    60
    This crazy, creative little game is worth praising for its originality and worth damning for its stupid story. The only way you’ll love this is if the author’s humour exactly matches your own.
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  3. Edge Magazine
    Jun 18, 2020
    70
    For the most part the puzzles are well-pitched, with clues subtly seeded into the dialogue. [Issue#347, p.106]
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