Stalin vs. Martians

 PC
User Score
4.3

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 67 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 26 out of 67
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 67
  3. Negative: 39 out of 67

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  1. Vacoy.
    Jun 7, 2009
    3
    the idea is kinda hilarious, and so are the graphics.
    the music is fun too.

    And that's about it.
    there are no tactics involved whatsoever, there is no storyline either.
    If it were an browsergame for 10 year old kids, okay.
    But this is not worth the 20 dollar, even 1 dollar is too much.
  2. Blackmoore
    Mar 23, 2012
    10
    I greatly enjoyed this game. It's fun strategy game with a neat, humorous concept. Challenging enough to keep you focused, but simple enough to pick up quickly.
  3. DillP
    May 29, 2009
    10
    Simply outstanding. A masterpiece of strategic gaming. It blends the silly funniness of Serious Sam with the challenging game play of Red Alert 2, combined with graphics that makes Crysis look bad. All these bad reviews are probably becuase the game is hard, well I agree. The game is seriously challenging. It will test your mind its limit, while still being fun as hell. Its hard to put in Simply outstanding. A masterpiece of strategic gaming. It blends the silly funniness of Serious Sam with the challenging game play of Red Alert 2, combined with graphics that makes Crysis look bad. All these bad reviews are probably becuase the game is hard, well I agree. The game is seriously challenging. It will test your mind its limit, while still being fun as hell. Its hard to put in words what an amazing game this is. Simply genius. Buy this game now.… Expand
  4. kipderryberry
    Sep 30, 2014
    10
    i honestly don't know why all the critics are bashing on this game. the graphics are spectacular, the gameplay is fun, and the characters are well developed. this game was well worth my money, and all its haters shall be burnt up by Lenin's corpse.
  5. peashooter
    Jun 28, 2011
    0
    Okay, I believe a little quote from their official website can do the trick here. "The fact that such game exists is quite an event. It doesn't really matter what's behind the name or if the game is playable at all. The concept is enough. Simply makes your brain explode"

    Got that? Simply put, the developers admitted that this isn't a game. This isn't something that is playable. This is    Okay, I believe a little quote from their official website can do the trick here. "The fact that such game exists is quite an event. It doesn't really matter what's behind the name or if the game is playable at all. The concept is enough. Simply makes your brain explode"

    Got that? Simply put, the developers admitted that this isn't a game. This isn't something that is playable. This is a mere concept. Sorry man, I'm not paying for a concept, I'm paying for a game. And a concept won't receive any points, a game will.    … Expand
  6. Stalinpalin
    Oct 13, 2015
    10
    This game is perfect, a masterpiece even.
    The games story is one of the best even revolutionary the ending is spectacular. such great character development and the art is even better.
    The game has comedy and action the mix has been done perfectly the only reason why the critics dislike the game is because they were not given stack loads of cash by the developers like other game companies.
  7. Mertsch
    May 2, 2009
    0
    This game really sucks. I am all for independent game developers, but all this game has is a dancing Stalin and you can get that for free on their website. Seriously there is not even a way to send units over the battlefield automatically engaging enemies. You can't manually target the small ones either. All you can do is camp on one position and use your tanks to target the big This game really sucks. I am all for independent game developers, but all this game has is a dancing Stalin and you can get that for free on their website. Seriously there is not even a way to send units over the battlefield automatically engaging enemies. You can't manually target the small ones either. All you can do is camp on one position and use your tanks to target the big martians. Absolutely no fun (and yes I have read the note on their page that this game is ment to be shitty ... but its way too shitty to be somewhat fun). The only really funny thing about this game is the option in the options menu which is called "Do you like cats?".… Expand
  8. FnordM
    May 1, 2009
    2
    While i love the concept of this game, and really want to like it, it's really not a well polished game. The interface is poor and the gameplay is downright shoddy. It's a sad thing that such an entertaining concept paired with such a horrible game.
  9. elbutoloco
    May 26, 2009
    0
    Before even trying to play this game you can get an idea of how poorly made it is by visiting the website. Not only is the dancing Stalin completely nonsensical but the writing on the website looks like it was done by an egotistical dumba$$. Claims like "Stalin vs. Martians is also a good real-time strategy game. Probably one of the best in years and years. You can quote us on that." or Before even trying to play this game you can get an idea of how poorly made it is by visiting the website. Not only is the dancing Stalin completely nonsensical but the writing on the website looks like it was done by an egotistical dumba$$. Claims like "Stalin vs. Martians is also a good real-time strategy game. Probably one of the best in years and years. You can quote us on that." or "And superabilities. You can't even imagine them. Trust us - they will impress you." Comments like this should conjure the same reaction when a used car sales man with a bad comb-over approaches you on a car lot and says "I like you so much, here is what I am going to do for you...".… Expand
  10. MansiYT
    May 21, 2019
    10
    After 10 years, i can say that this game is awesome and no game could be this funny as this one.
  11. PCCcomando
    Sep 15, 2019
    10
    Jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom jogo muito bom
  12. lolox33
    May 19, 2020
    10
    great game interesting gameplay and great story . i had a lot of fun playing it .in my opinion this game is must have for every pc user

Critic Reviews

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Metascore
25

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 16 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 16
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 16
  3. Negative: 14 out of 16
  1. GameSpot
    15
    Do not play, look at, or even think about this mangled wreck of a strategy game.
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  2. IGN
    20
    Do not buy this game. See, if it had been made with solid controls, a plot that was intriguing, vastly improved visuals, stable gameplay, and a host of other elements, Stalin vs. Martians could have been one of those guilty pleasures that would've turned the game into a cult classic. As it stands now, there's practically no redeeming value or reason to play this game.
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  3. Game Over Online
    52
    Clearly, Stalin vs. Martians is a game to skip, even at the under $20 price point that it’s starting with.
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