Pizza Tower

 PC
User Score
8.8

Generally favorable reviews- based on 193 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 172 out of 193
  2. Mixed: 6 out of 193
  3. Negative: 15 out of 193

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  1. Kap1toska
    Mar 23, 2023
    0
    Игра полное говно начиная с сюжета влиауткивудаицшиущаооалвлатвлаовгаоврарвшалалдсьв
  2. TheLinkgirl
    Feb 18, 2023
    3
    Pizza Tower feels like the elements that make it weren't properly considered when the game was designed. For a game that describes itself as fast paced, it's absurd how labyrinthian the levels are, almost demanding you take your time. The boxy walls that are consistent in every stage really made every level feel the same, and the art style doesn't help, looking very rushed and unpolishedPizza Tower feels like the elements that make it weren't properly considered when the game was designed. For a game that describes itself as fast paced, it's absurd how labyrinthian the levels are, almost demanding you take your time. The boxy walls that are consistent in every stage really made every level feel the same, and the art style doesn't help, looking very rushed and unpolished All the level gimmicks like suits and rideable objects are boring, adding nothing but tiresome frustration as I have to spend my time backtracking for the sake of a single irritating obstacle. Most of these individual level gimmicks actually take away from your regular abilities or make your movement worse, which means if you want to keep going fast, you're gonna be trying to avoid these things for the most part. The game is preposterously easy, never punishing you properly for failure. If you run into a brick wall thousands of times, and have no consequences tied to it, you can eventually get through.

    So what do I like about this game? Well firstly, Peppino himself is extremely enjoyable to watch. His animations, while awkwardly drawn, do at least ooze with character. The controls are good, despite their lack of synergy with the levels they're used in, and the music has at least a couple of decent tracks, although I'd say most of the music I really don't like. At the end of the day I'm willing to at least give Pizza Tower a little bit of credit for the obvious amount of effort put into it, but as far as 2D platformers go, there's hundreds of better ones than this out there.    … Expand
  3. jiaw
    May 3, 2023
    0
    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
  4. OnlyOneHere
    Feb 28, 2023
    0
    This game currently ranks #1 in Top 150 highest rated Steam games of 2023 by game reviewers. I had to see what the fuss is all about, only to find out that this is nothing more than a generic 2D platformer. The pizzas with the red lips make annoying noises. The running animations are very cringeworthy. The pizza guy always makes incredibly cringeworthy faces. To make matter worse, there isThis game currently ranks #1 in Top 150 highest rated Steam games of 2023 by game reviewers. I had to see what the fuss is all about, only to find out that this is nothing more than a generic 2D platformer. The pizzas with the red lips make annoying noises. The running animations are very cringeworthy. The pizza guy always makes incredibly cringeworthy faces. To make matter worse, there is a stupid TV on the right-top corner where the pizza guy makes even cringier faces. When you pass a level, there is music that is extremely cringeworthy. It is over-exaggerated and tries too hard to be upbeat in a pathetic attempt at making players excited when they win. It didn't make me excited in the slightest. All this cringe made me grab my monitor and slam it against the floor out of frustration.

    There is no multiplayer, but I didn't expect one at a cheap price. Did I say cheap? The greedy developers are charging $20 for a flash game. I immediately refunded this garbage after nearly 2 hours. I don't want to torture myself any further with this garbage. Besides, there are plenty of free flash games on the internet. I don't recommend this game at all, unless you like looking at cringeworthy faces literally every second.    … Expand

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#11 Best PC Game of 2023
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#15 Most Discussed PC Game of 2023

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Metascore
89

Generally favorable reviews - based on 8 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 8 out of 8
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 8
  3. Negative: 0 out of 8
  1. Metro GameCentral
    Dec 20, 2023
    90
    The Wario Land formula is reinvented and improved upon in this magnificently clever and surreal platformer, that is more fun than any of the official Nintendo games.
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  2. Vandal
    Jun 30, 2023
    90
    This is an incredibly fun platformer, with an great old-school taste, fantastic gameplay and even better level design.
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  3. Meristation
    Mar 28, 2023
    90
    Refreshing, unique and incredibly polished, Pizza Tower brings an experience that few other platformers can hope to match. A twisted energy spike in a world full of bland 2D indies.
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