- Publisher: Tri Synergy
- Release Date: Sep 30, 2003
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A lack luster game that had fewer strengths than weaknesses. Featuring repetitive voiceovers, an unorganized interface and a story that never becomes as exciting as it sounds.
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Tedious gameplay, a plot that veers between goofy and incomprehensible, and an alphabet soup of grammatical errors render Paradise Cracked almost unplayable, let alone enjoyable.
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The dialogue is so bad, the voice-acting so hammy and the text interludes so laced with obtuse meaning that you'll be reaching for the quit button before you can say perestroika.
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Don’t play this. And if you must go near it, make it only in the spirit of exploring just how wrong a game can be.
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My biggest problem with this game is the sheer fact that the “Thoroughly modern storyline” is anything but. In fact it is as about as exciting as a show about painting fences and watching them dry and is as easy to follow as tracking a goldfish in the pacific.
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User score distribution:
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Positive: 18 out of 25
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Mixed: 4 out of 25
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Negative: 3 out of 25
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wyrmw00dJan 28, 2004