Dancing Girl is a game that does not need to exist. We all know why we would buy “games” like thisStupid game that has nothing to offer.
Dancing Girl is a game that does not need to exist. We all know why we would buy “games” like this and even then, the only thing that it was supposed to do, did not happen.
In Dancing Girl, you watch at one or two girls that dance in front of you while you can throw rubber balls at them. This either makes them angry or love you (depending on the rhythm of the music you follow I guess) and in the end, the girl is finished dancing and you progress to the dressing room. Here you see a static image of the girl, without anything happening. Then you move to the next stage.
The graphics, animations and physics are quite nice in Dancing Girl and honestly are a little misplaced in a simple, mindless game like this. The dance moves are actually quite good. The facial expressions are also fair and have some emotion in them.
The same goes for the music. It has some tasty tunes, too bad they are in a game like this.
There is no reward, no final goal, no use for the tissue box, until some time later, when the developer released a tiny DLC called “Dancing Girl – Stage 8”. In this DLC, you can actually take one girl to the dressing room and show her the meaning of pole dancing. You got two different poses where you can look at and that is it. Well, at least you got something to do now.
In the end however, this is one of those traps for horny bastards like me, who buy a game for less than eighty cents, hoping for a quick wank and move on with their lives, but still get disappointed.
Unless you want eight achievements that almost come free to you,
stay away from this useless piece of software.…Full Review »