Crush Your Enemies

 PC
Metascore
63

Mixed or average reviews - based on 17 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 17
  2. Mixed: 11 out of 17
  3. Negative: 3 out of 17
  1. Gameblog.fr
    Jul 27, 2016
    70
    Whether RTS stands here for "Retro Tactical Skirmishing" or "Relentless Tactile Savagery", Crush Your Enemies undoubtedly follows a bold approach to the (f)art of war.
  2. GameSpew
    Jul 20, 2016
    70
    All told, Crush Your Enemies is a great combination of depth and simplicity. Varied levels with unique challenges provide several hours of entertainment with a consistent, witty tone. Whether you prefer your games creatively bite-sized or just want to take a break from a game that’s been sucking up all your time, Crush Your Enemies is definitely worth a look.
  3. TheSixthAxis
    Jul 14, 2016
    70
    The puzzle-like missions of Crush Your Enemies are a lot of fun, as you race against the clock in a frantic rush to defeat the enemies, or simply grind with sheer weight of numbers. Ignoring the crass sense of humour and forgetable story, Crush Your Enemies does an admirable job of distilling the strategy genre down into a bitesized form.
  5. We Got This Covered
    Jul 13, 2016
    70
    Crush Your Enemies hides a surprising strategical depth behind its crude humour. Whilst simple, it provides just enough challenge through the fast pacing to keep you engaged until everything in your path has been destroyed.
  6. Post Arcade (National Post)
    Jul 13, 2016
    70
    Crush Your Enemies engaged me enough to while away a lazy Sunday afternoon. The missions are so short that it was easy to just keep clicking one more without paying any attention to the clock on my desk.
  7. CD-Action
    Sep 16, 2016
    60
    It’s an likable little thing, but I see no point in playing it on PC. Crush Your Enemies was obviously designed for mobile gaming and its short skirmishes work better on the go. [09/2016, p.45]
    All this publication's reviews
  8. GameGrin
    Aug 5, 2016
    60
    Crush Your Enemies is an excellent starter RTS, and a great way to practice micromanagement, but I personally think that it’s too shallow to have a lasting presence. It’s a well polished title with a great concept, but I can’t think why I’d want to play this over something that has more to it.
  9. Hooked Gamers
    Jul 14, 2016
    60
    All in all, if you are looking for a game to kill some idle minutes at your desk, you should definitely pick up Crush Your Enemies for PC, but if you’re hungering for an in-depth RTS game you should probably look elsewhere.
  10. GRYOnline.pl
    Jul 26, 2016
    55
    An old-school looking strategy game like Crush Your Enemies is a product with chances of making it big on larger mobile devices. It has lots of potential and doesn't scare you with microtransactions. Unfortunately releasing this game on the PC was not a good idea. The controls are clunky, the price too high and the overall feeling - mediocre.
  11. God is a Geek
    Jul 15, 2016
    50
    Crush Your Enemies is an RTS that’ll hold your attention for a little while, with toilet humour you’ll either appreciate or hate, but there are plenty of better games in the genre already on the market.
  12. GamingTrend
    Jul 13, 2016
    50
    Pleasantly simple and with a sense of humor that fades in tandem with its tactical formula, Crush Your Enemies delivers fast-paced strategy with an old school look and an anti-fantasy flair. A bargain at $10, it provides a few hours of fun, but nothing more.

User Reviews

All reviews »
User Score
6.4

Mixed or average reviews- based on 12 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 7 out of 12
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 12
  3. Negative: 3 out of 12
  1. Pico619
    Jul 13, 2016
    8
    Saw a twitch streamer playing it (he invested in the game) and it was certainly crazy! It had tons of adult jokes and the concept was prettySaw a twitch streamer playing it (he invested in the game) and it was certainly crazy! It had tons of adult jokes and the concept was pretty simple. I downloaded it just bc the games dialog was written well but I ended up liking all of it. These are the little gems u need to see to believe. Had he not played it I wouldn't have gotten to see it.
    P.S
    It's free on iPad but for $8 u get it ad free. You are rewarded an ad skip for a perfect level play which is cool!    … Full Review »
  2. Moooras
    Jul 17, 2016
    8
    It's easy to learn, missions are short, but intense, dialogues between them are quite funny and original. Generally it's really good, butIt's easy to learn, missions are short, but intense, dialogues between them are quite funny and original. Generally it's really good, but better to play it on a phone than on a PC.… Full Review »
See all user reviews »