- Publisher: VU Games
- Release Date: Nov 11, 2003
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I was so frustrated at the game, the entire experience was comically agonizing, sort of like a newer Martin Short "film" that tries to be funny but winds up being hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
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Sadly, this particular iteration of the series is a dismal and distant cousin, better known for its lead paint-eating habits than engaging dinner banter. Not to be recommended to series fans, initiates, or those trawling the bargain bin at the software store.
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It's all dull and straightforward, except for the moments where the designers pad things out with annoying quests that make you backtrack in order to open a blocked door. All of these "puzzles" have obvious solutions, too, so that you're really just putting in time and walking around a lot.
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Computer Gaming WorldBoss battles are so routine as to be laughable, and that's about all the laughter you'll be doing, as NOLF's great comedic dialogue is noticeably absent. The entire game feels slapped together. [Feb 2004, p.79]
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Computer Games MagazineLacks the slightest spark of life or inspiration. It has no character, both literally and figuratively, and its action is stilted and crude. [Jan 2004, p.65]
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To be brutally honest, I'm not entirely sure why Monolith wasted their time making this game, other than to cash in on the franchise. It doesn't look any better, and there is absolutely nothing new in the way of gameplay.
Awards & Rankings
User score distribution:
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Positive: 7 out of 28
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Mixed: 10 out of 28
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Negative: 11 out of 28
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Jan 29, 2022Archer not being in this game is like a catwoman movie but without catwoman
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Sep 26, 2020
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Jun 19, 2020Mindless shooting, however the real crime is not having the game be in the eyes of Cate Archer.
Nobody cares about Jack, seriously.