Arizona Derby

 PC
User Score
7.9

Generally favorable reviews- based on 18 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 13 out of 18
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 18
  3. Negative: 3 out of 18

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  1. Meddi1980
    Jul 30, 2019
    0
    Arizona Derby makes ET on Atari look like a masterpiece. Atrocious gameplay, awful graphics, ludicrous soundtrack, car engines that sound like popcorn machines... People at Falcon Interactive should really consider changing careers. I recommend working at a fast food joint or something similar.
  2. Zodwraith
    Apr 21, 2020
    0
    I can't even begin to describe how amateur and half baked this game is.

    -Graphics look like 2005 but it runs mediocre on an i7 1080ti. -Music is 10 songs by the same trash rapper that all sound alike with CONSTANT "Arizona Derby, YEAHHH! Nitrous, million dollah cahs YEAHHH" throughout. -Physics feel like you're on rolling wet ground with smooth tires that randomly grip and release    I can't even begin to describe how amateur and half baked this game is.

    -Graphics look like 2005 but it runs mediocre on an i7 1080ti.

    -Music is 10 songs by the same trash rapper that all sound alike with CONSTANT "Arizona Derby, YEAHHH! Nitrous, million dollah cahs YEAHHH" throughout.

    -Physics feel like you're on rolling wet ground with smooth tires that randomly grip and release with phantom obstacles even in flat areas that will bring you slamming to a halt. Unforgivable in a racing game.

    - "Modifications" are all wings and pimped out G wheels and nitrous. IN AN OFFROAD GAME? If you're a real car guy you're gonna be offended. Prices for this G'd out ricer flash trash is ludicrous.

    -Horribly overprocessed effects make even smooth surfaces look like hell. Hope you like bloom and heat effects.

    -Mouse keeps disappearing on menu screens forcing me to CTRL>ALT>DEL to get out of this diaper dumpster fire.

    -Sound effects are laughably terrible like an old amish woman guessed at what an engine sounds like.

    -AI is either on god mode while you take perfect lines or completely lobotomized to the point you can get out and have a smoke without them ever catching up.

    This is easily the worst game of the decade and almost worth a spin just to laugh at how horrible it really is. I would honestly guess this was a programming student's demo made in his spare time. To think a real for profit developer calls this a release is ludicrous. I would hang my head in shame if I worked for Falcon right now and lie about what I did for a living.

    Stop getting your game designers from the Home Depot parking lot.

    Edit: All these 10/10 reviews are obviously from the developers or their friends. Looks like me and Meddi1980 are the only people that actually reviewed it from the outside and don't desperately want it to succeed. I gave thorough descriptions of what's specifically wrong with the game and all the other "reviews" are all "OmG beStest GAmE eveR BUY BUY BUY!!!11!"

    Go ahead and play the demo so you can laugh at how not to make a game.    … Expand
  3. hungarianball
    Jul 28, 2021
    4
    The game is so fricking unoptimized, my laptop can run Sea of Thieves at high graphics with 120 fps and it runs this game with 3-5. It wasted my time.