Stodgy Gents

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  • Summary: Flex your memory muscles in a duel of wits against a fearless foursome of stodgy gentlemen!The challenge is simple. Slap each gentleman in the sequence in which they threaten you. Every time you memorize a sequence, you'll earn coins that you can use to unlock hilarious new slappers andFlex your memory muscles in a duel of wits against a fearless foursome of stodgy gentlemen!The challenge is simple. Slap each gentleman in the sequence in which they threaten you. Every time you memorize a sequence, you'll earn coins that you can use to unlock hilarious new slappers and costumes to bring even more shame upon these Stodgy Gents. Admit it - who wouldn't love an opportunity to slap the bourgeoise?Challenge your friends to see who can memorize the longest sequence, earn the most coins, unlock the most game center achievements, and slap the most Gents.It's a fun and hilarious pick-up-and-play game that will have you hooked in an instant!… Expand
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  1. cagednerdx
    Nov 1, 2011
    10
    I can't believe this game is free. It's a classic sequence-memorization gameplay style (think Simon), with a really unique twist. The goal ofI can't believe this game is free. It's a classic sequence-memorization gameplay style (think Simon), with a really unique twist. The goal of the game is to memorize the order in which these old, "stodgy" men threaten you, then you slap them so hard that coins fly out of their faces. It's great.

    The 2D animation is all hand-drawn, and has a very cute, classic, almost Disney-inspired art style, while still being hilarious and grotesque (they are old men being slapped, after all). You can use the coins you earn in-game to buy additional items to slap the men with, or even dress them up in different costumes (which subsequently changes the sound effects - did I mention the audio is one of the best parts?!).

    The bottom line is, this game is funny, addictive, challenging, and easy to play. And free. Go play it!    … Expand
  2. RetroAndRare
    Oct 30, 2011
    10
    This game is a re-dux of the '80s handheld game Simon. It involves simple pattern recognition with a twist. 4 Stodgy Gentleman will taunt youThis game is a re-dux of the '80s handheld game Simon. It involves simple pattern recognition with a twist. 4 Stodgy Gentleman will taunt you with a grunt or a snort. You must remember the pattern and then slap them in that order. Coins come flying out of their jackets, which you can later use to buy different items to slap them with, and different costumes for them to wear. Theres nothing more fun than slapping an old man in a dress with a codfish!

    The DLC is great, and the costume changes are hillarious. It's also fun watching friends on Game Center, and competing with how many rounds you can complete. There aren't many free Game Spot games of this quality. It's also really fun for kids, although it may take a little explaining for them to understand the mechanic. At a pricetag of free its really a great game!

    The art and sfx are what make this game. It's fun to play, and can be very challenging, but keeps you laughing all the while. It's a great game, free, and integrates with Game Center. Definitely worth your time.    … Expand
  4. jameson9101322
    Nov 1, 2011
    10
    You want something fun and stylish to poke at in the grocery line or on break? Perhaps a fun little mind teaser for moments when you're boredYou want something fun and stylish to poke at in the grocery line or on break? Perhaps a fun little mind teaser for moments when you're bored and you think your brain is going to shrivel up? Maybe what you really want is to smack a rich guy in the face with a fish until all his money flies out. Well, for all these things please give Stodgy Gents a try... It's simon with the sink-eye, superbly voiced and animated for a free title and great for kids of all ages… Expand
  5. siebert83
    Nov 1, 2011
    10
    This memory game has a wide appeal. The player memorizes the taunts of the Gents and smacks them in that order. As the player smacks the gentsThis memory game has a wide appeal. The player memorizes the taunts of the Gents and smacks them in that order. As the player smacks the gents money falls out of them. When the rounds gets higher the more money the player gets. The money comes into play when you go the store and have many choices of new items to buy. The player chooses between new slappers like a codfish that give a percent bonus on how much money you get and funny new costumes that have new sounds. This is a nice well rounded game. The game is free and has Game Center. A must download!… Expand
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    Nov 10, 2011
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