Witney Seibold
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67% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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31% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.5 points lower than other critics.
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Witney Seibold's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 62 | |
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| Highest review score: | Sorry to Bother You | |
| Lowest review score: | Hurry Up Tomorrow | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 37 out of 70
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Mixed: 28 out of 70
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Negative: 5 out of 70
70
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reviews
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- Witney Seibold
Although Taraji P. Henson is always a delight, a rote plot, bland action, and a serious lack of interpersonal chemistry hamstrings any potential Proud Mary might have at being fun.- IGN
- Posted Jan 12, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
Love Hurts marks the first leading role for Ke Huy Quan, and he avails himself well enough. He doesn't ever shimmer off the screen, and he doesn't handle the romance elements perfectly, but he possesses an appealing hangdog quality that feels human and relatable. However mediocre the movie around him, one always has the instinct to cheer him on.- Slashfilm
- Posted Feb 6, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
Sanders' The Crow has nothing on its mind, and forgets why we should be sad and frustrated at the death and meaningless violence in the world.- Slashfilm
- Posted Aug 22, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Expend4bles may be the best of the series. This is not a compliment to Waugh's film, but a mere note on how badly this series of films has fared over the last 13 years. These are useless, badly written gimmick films whose gimmicks never bore fruit. As the title implies, the flick is expendable. Or perhaps expend4ble. Read More: https://www.slashfilm.com/1399641/expendables-4-review/- Slashfilm
- Posted Sep 21, 2023
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- Witney Seibold
The Electric State is one of the most expensive films ever made, and one can see every dollar on the screen. The robots feel real, and their design, taken from Stålenhag's book, is fitfully unique. But one wonders why so much effort went into a movie that has almost nothing on its mind.- Slashfilm
- Posted Mar 12, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
We're expected to find the Weeknd's melancholy entertaining. It isn't. Nor is Hurry Up Tomorrow. It's just awful.- Slashfilm
- Posted May 15, 2025
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- Witney Seibold
Madame Web does not provide a crowd-pleasing bombast. This is a pity, as this odd duck makes for a fascinating watch. This may be one of the final films of the superhero renaissance. Enjoy it before it topples over entirely.- Slashfilm
- Posted Feb 13, 2024
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- Witney Seibold
Rambo: Last Blood captures everything that's gone wrong with this action franchise over the years.- IGN
- Posted Sep 18, 2019
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- Witney Seibold
Although inspired by an interesting post-modern true crime story, and featuring an unexpectedly depressive performance from Jim Carrey, Dark Crimes is a dull, dark, depressing film with very little on its mind.- IGN
- Posted Apr 21, 2018
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- Witney Seibold
With a sensitive ear for the experiences of its friendly subject, and nothing but sympathy for what he says, Love and Saucers paints a fascinating portrait of a talented and unique person.- IGN
- Posted Jan 25, 2018
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