William Bibbiani

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For 586 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 68% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

William Bibbiani's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 I Saw the TV Glow
Lowest review score: 1 Melania
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 72 out of 586
586 movie reviews
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    Curry Barker’s supernatural nightmare Obsession is a better version of Wonder Woman 1984.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 96 William Bibbiani
    So emotionally, dramatically, philosophically complex that it’s tempting to put on professorial airs and focus entirely on its depth. But it is also, just as importantly, electrifying to watch.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    Mortal Kombat II isn’t the best Mortal Kombat movie, but it’s hard to deny that it comes second. At least with the number 2 and all.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Swapped won’t change the world, probably, but it’s a step above a lot of similar films and an effective fantasy story for all ages.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    So what if it could be a little shorter? The length of the journey makes RZA’s destination more meaningful.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    It’s easy to forgive cheap aesthetics and a rushed finale when the middle of the flick, the sharktastic bloodletting where no character is safe, is such a hoot.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    As cozy farm animal detective stories go, it simply can’t be bleat.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    I Swear is the real deal, that rare biopic that doesn’t just tell a real human being’s story — or worse, give you the superficial, reassuring gist — but invites you into it.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Questioning the moral fortitude of these comedies used to be something only critics did [...] Now Roommates is getting in on the act and I respect the film’s sense of introspection. I just wish it had funnier jokes.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    Cronin has an uncanny knack for human mutilation, which would probably be a bad thing in any other context, but if you’re making gross-out horror movies, it’s practically a requirement.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    We’re watching extremely talented artists try to accomplish something grand and potentially embarrass themselves in the process, and it works because they’re committed to taking that risk.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Whether the love story completely works or not, ChaO is such a visual wonder that it hardly matters.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 69 William Bibbiani
    If logic had anything to do with it, that would mean 'Thrash' was a bad movie. But logic has no place in these soggy halls. 'Thrash' may be arbitrary but it’s too energetic to be bad.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    Exit 8 isn’t just one of the best video game adaptations. It might actually be the best so far.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    On one hand, Goldhaber’s film is a terrifying, stark, oppressive horror film that outscares the other modern slashers. On the other it’s an intelligent treatise on the grim obsession we have with being obsessively grim.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    It’s disquieting, and even though it’s also riveting, it’s difficult to shake the sense that everyone is getting away with something they shouldn’t.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    All the inspirational, kitschy parts of your favorite nostalgic fare in a mature, sensitive motion picture with indie credibility. Sure, it’s cheap, but it wears its cheapness like a badge of honor. If this is the future of cinema, I say bring it on.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 61 William Bibbiani
    It’s only the plot that runs into trouble, since it leads Slanted to carefully tackle some serious issues, but overlook or airball some others. When viewed from different angles the film is either a fascinating success or a gigantic misfire.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    There’s an underlying cynicism to The Fox that gives it heft.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    It’s a whole lot of pretty good and not a lot of amazing, but hey, remember how Tyriq Withers also starred in Him? No one can say they got the title wrong.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    Watching Grace and Rocky talking science, doing science and exploring the parallels between their cultures evokes the very best parts of Star Trek.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    If you can accept the fact that it’s big, silly and brainless, and nowhere near as good as its obvious influences, and also that it’s shameless propaganda, it’s still possible to have a good time.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    The good news, for a lot of people, is that Maggie Gyllenhaal just made your new favorite movie. The bad news is… hang on, let me see if I can find any… no, I got nothing. There is no bad news.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    Hoppers' isn’t just James Cameron’s Avatar if it had feelings, it’s also James Cameron’s Avatar if it was good.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 67 William Bibbiani
    The Dreadful is worth watching for Harden’s perfidious performance alone. And whenever she’s not on-screen it’s worth the wait.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 69 William Bibbiani
    It’s not that 'Scream 7' is a bad 'Scream' movie. There are no bad 'Scream' movies (yet). Even the worst one is kind of alright, and this is the worst one.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 64 William Bibbiani
    The Bluff isn’t a bad pirate movie. If anything, it has so little competition these days that it’s probably 'the best pirate movie in years' by default. But that’s damning the film with faint praise, or possibly praising it with faint damnation.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 78 William Bibbiani
    That Crime 101 comes close to greatness and never quite gets there is not a crime. Even if it was, it’d be a misdemeanor.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Say what you will about the premise, but if you think that’s all there is to 'Goat,' you’re going to bleat those words.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 95 William Bibbiani
    Kinky as hell and also extremely romantic. That’s not a combo a lot of movies go for nowadays, let alone pull off this beautifully, and that makes Pillion something of a miracle.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 71 William Bibbiani
    Even though 'Whistle' offers nothing new to the supernatural death curse genre, it’s directed by Corin Hardy, and Corin Hardy likes to go hog wild.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Jason Statham knows how to Jason Statham, and as usual, he Jason Stathams Jason Stathamly.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 84 William Bibbiani
    Nia DaCosta’s smart, freaky sequel zooms in on the ongoing battle between sense and senselessness until it finds strong, connective tissue between science and religion.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Roberts wraps his audience around his finger and then points us in the direction of gruesome, darkly humorous devilry.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 69 William Bibbiani
    These Greenland films may not always have a coherent point, but when they focus on the nuts and bolts of survival and the toll that surviving takes on these characters, they’re efficient, effectively crafted genre pictures.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    I’d say if The Plague wasn’t nominated for Best Original Score there’s something terribly wrong with the Oscars, but The Plague didn’t even make the short list, so there’s just something terribly wrong with the Oscars.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    Life is too damn hard to get so damn mad about a sweet, mostly effective drama like Song Sung Blue.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Glorious, angry, hilarious, nail-biting fun from a director, writer and cast who all know exactly what they’re doing, and relish in the fact that they’re practically getting away with murder.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 64 William Bibbiani
    Not Without Hope never completely comes together but when it works, it’s absorbing disaster filmmaking."
    • 67 Metascore
    • 71 William Bibbiani
    Skarsgård is a captivating chaos gremlin, and Montgomery is — in an easily overlooked, but absolutely vital role — an exceptional foil.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    A sadistic delight, just like its predecessor.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 92 William Bibbiani
    Scarlet' might be [Mamoru Hosoda]'s most narratively ambitious work to date, adapting and warping one of the most famous tales ever told, adding new layers of complexity, and centuries of new, invaluable context.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Despite one wonky misstep, it captures some real magic.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 66 William Bibbiani
    On one hand this reads like a Chaucer story, albeit a modern one that tackles topics even Chaucer would have struggled with. On the other, arch is still arch, so it may be hard for some audiences to appreciate Jackman’s wavelength.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    There are no small parts in a Michael Showalter movie. Every actor is a star when they’re on camera.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    It’s not just "Netflix holiday rom-com good." It’s actually very, very good.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Road to Revenge is everything you could want from a rough-and-tumble, tough-as-nails action movie. 'Sisu' was even more of it, but only by a matter of degrees.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 71 William Bibbiani
    A sweet, immersive glimpse at two of our futures, and it’s clear-eyed about which aspects of those worlds we want to avoid, and which ones we have to pursue.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 69 William Bibbiani
    Some movies are movies. Other movies are cocoa. A Merry Little Ex-Mas is the latter.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 93 William Bibbiani
    This is wickedly exciting filmmaking. The rare, flashy studio blockbuster that doesn’t read like a laundry list of creative compromises, where the money went to telling a story about fascinating characters and putting them in impossible, gorgeous, and horrifically violent situations.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 76 William Bibbiani
    Queens of the Dead may not be a timeless classic and it might not be a game changer for the genre, but more than any other recent zombie flick, it’s likely to play the midnight circuit for years. Not because of the camp. Not because of the unlimited cosplay opportunities. But because it fosters genuine good will from the audience. We love these characters, and we want them to stick around. Zomb-ay, you stay.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 92 William Bibbiani
    A sensual, ingenious update of Ibsen’s classic play, honoring the grand theatrical tradition and transforming it into new, ecstatic cinema.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    Look, do you want to see a man made out of chainsaws or not?
    • 52 Metascore
    • 71 William Bibbiani
    It’s probably better to have a mixed-bag remake with real thought put into it than a superficial thriller retread of tired yuppie phobias. 'The Hand That Rocks the Cradle' may not rock, but hey, let’s give it a hand anyway.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    It’s one of the great horror sequels, for about an hour. Then it’s a cautionary tale about how not to make a horror sequel, for about an hour.
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    • 80 William Bibbiani
    It’s a playground for the filmmakers and audience alike, a fantastical space where anything can happen, whether it’s silly or badass or both.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 83 William Bibbiani
    It’s a great sports movie about the urge to be great at sports, and it’s one of the smartest movies the genre has produced in a long time.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Bertino and Fanning are deeply committed to going to dark places, and they take us along for their freaky little ride. Whether it makes sense or not. (Probably not.)
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    It may be odd and insular, but it’s very much intentional. Even the heavy-handedness feels genuine.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 William Bibbiani
    It’s hard to imagine Mark Wahlberg as Parker, even after you just watched him play Parker for two hours.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    It’s suspenseful and smart. It’s got great performances across the board. It’s exactly the kind of thriller we keep saying we want, again and again, but which never get enough credit (or enough marketing).
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    • 75 William Bibbiani
    Colin Minihan knows how to make a gnarly horror film.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    It’s not that The Long Walk has made walking terrifying — although certainly it’s a fraught and frightening walk. It’s that it makes every trudge through every day remind us of torture.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 77 William Bibbiani
    It’s easy to see what attracted Fraser to this material, since it’s almost mechanically designed to make him look good as an actor, and enchanting as a star.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 65 William Bibbiani
    As a scary movie, 'The Conjuring: Last Rites' is a generic film, neither good nor bad. It’s practically begging audiences to judge it on a 'pass/fail' basis. As the conclusion of the 'Conjuring' series, it’s a little more successful, but not much.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    Liu points his lens at life and life does the work, guided by a masterful screenplay and tender performances.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 76 William Bibbiani
    At last, an Aronofsky film where it doesn’t feel like he hates us. O brave new world, that has such movies in it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    A heartwarming, horrifically violent homage to the most lovable dreck ever produced outside of the studio system.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 81 William Bibbiani
    Megadoc, whether it’s showing all there is to show or not, is a fascinating exposé of a filmmaker who risked everything so nobody could shoot down his ideas, only to shoot himself in the foot in the process.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    The magic of La grazia is that Paolo Sorrentino makes a convincing argument that doubt is a beautiful thing.
    • TheWrap
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    An ambitious comedy, not because it’s so big but because it’s so delicate. This film could crumble at any minute. It veers dangerously from misery to whimsy to horror to hope.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Any movie that reminds you, simultaneously and favorably, of Francis Ford Coppola’s The Conversation and Michael Mann’s Thief is doing something very right — even if it looms a lot lower than those towering works of genius.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Eenie Meanie plays like a decent adaptation of an unpublished Elmore Leonard novel. Even the title looks like it should be on a spinner rack next to Freaky Deaky and Rum Punch.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    It’s a generous production, one that lovingly offers meaningful moments to every member of the cast, even the actors with only one scene.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    It’s like a National Lampoon movie where Chevy Chase is a mass murderer. That’s a great pitch, dang it, and Timo Tjahjanto throws it at 105 miles per hour.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    It’s still sweet, it’s still funny, it’s still freaky, and it’s still Friday. Thank God.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    There’s a confidence to She Rides Shotgun that many other movies can’t match, as though the filmmakers always knew exactly where to put their camera and how long to let it roll.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    The Naked Gun is back and it's as naked as ever. And also as gun.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Matt Shakman has done something Marvel Studios doesn’t do very well anymore. He’s made a superhero movie that embraces the 'super' part. And the 'hero' part. And the 'movie' part.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 76 William Bibbiani
    Logic, be damned! And begone! Everything about the new 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' strains credulity until credulity breaks open and spills fake blood and candy everywhere. And that’s for the best.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Sovereign is some of Offerman’s most complex and disturbing work. It’s a fine film, too.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    A fabulously smart and entertaining film whose flaws stem from trying too hard… which are the best flaws a film can have.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    These above average, slightly forgettable movies may not live forever, but Theron’s badassery might.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Everything’s Going to Be Great understands the hopeless can-do spirit of not quite getting there but coming close enough that you’ll never, ever give up.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    The filmmakers haven’t redefined the zombie genre, but they’ve refocused their own culturally significant riff into a lush, fascinating epic that has way more to say about being human than it does about (re-)killing the dead.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 69 William Bibbiani
    Kudos to everyone here for doing their jobs, and for doing them reasonably well, but the end result of all the effort is a film which, when people talk about How to Train Your Dragon, will eventually be referred to as 'no, not that one.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    I do heartily recommend you see Materialists, and that you see it for what it is, not what it kinda looks like from the outside, as pitched to you by the very sort of romance-commodification salespersons that Celine Song’s movie criticizes.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 76 William Bibbiani
    A glorified pitch reel, submitting for our approval a few nifty movie ideas and wrapping it all up in a tidy bow. All action, no filler.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    A cluttered mess with a boring storyline but the action is often amazing, and there’s a genuine sense of humor to all its weird duels to the death. That’s something that’s been absent from the self-serious John Wick movies for far too long — an acknowledgement of their own wackiness.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    I guess when you take something that works and make it work slightly less, it still kinda works.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    Del Toro hasn’t had a role this juicy in ages, and he’s captivating at all times.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 95 William Bibbiani
    We’re here for the kills and, again, every single kill in 'Final Destination Bloodlines' is a winner. Every time a head explodes, which is a lot, you’ll want to stand up and cheer.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 87 William Bibbiani
    Bring Her Back, like many great horror movies, hardly needs to dip into the supernatural to shred our nerve-endings.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    If this is the end of the 'Mission: Impossible' movies, they ended on an adequate note.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 81 William Bibbiani
    Crackles with manic energy, fed at every turn by exhilarating fight choreography and a thoroughly game cast. Hartnett carries the whole silly, bone-crunching enterprise masterfully.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    The only annoying thing about Summer of 69 is that this is the exact kind of laugh out loud, emotionally satisfying, share-it-with-a-friend comedy that would probably find a sizable audience in theaters — and instead it’s a Hulu exclusive.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 86 William Bibbiani
    It’s a film with potent ideas, inner conflict, historical imagination, dramatic challenge, queer power, human fragility, humor, sex, pathos. It’s hard to pin down exactly what makes it great, and that’s what makes it great. There’s so much to its muchness that the veneer can hardly contain it, not unlike Taffeta themself.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 69 William Bibbiani
    It’s that rare action movie that succeeds because it’s challenging and intriguing, which is a nice way of saying that maybe it could have kicked slightly more ass.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Minahan has made a film about embracing life when you’re not legally allowed to, and he refuses to make watching it a misery, no matter how rough it gets.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Although it’s hard to shake the sense that on a practical level this studio is just scraping the bottom of the barrel, desperately hoping their minor characters can be converted into headliners, they’ve done a damn good job of it.

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