Eenie Meanie

Name: Eenie Meanie
Genre: Action, Drama, Thriller, Comedy
Released: August 22, 2025
Duration: 94 min
Rating: 47

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Hulu | Release Date (Streaming): August 22, 2025 | R

Summary: A reformed teenage getaway driver is dragged back into her unsavory past when a former employer offers her a chance to save the life of her chronically unreliable ex-boyfriend.

Genre(s): Action, Drama, Thriller, Comedy

Rating: R

Runtime: 94 min

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Empire John Nugent

Aug 22, 2025

A heck of a debut from first-timer Shawn Simmons, and another powerful argument for A-list status for Samara Weaving. Bring on the sequel, which is obliged to be titled Miny Moe.  Read full review

Screen Rant Ben Gibbons

Aug 22, 2025

It's a fresh and exciting take on a familiar storyline, with bouts of tension and energy. It raises the bar for crime thrillers thanks to the incredible cast and performances throughout. Eenie Meanie has something for everyone, with a thoroughly satisfying conclusion that stays with you hours after the credits roll. Read full review

Slashfilm Bill Bria

Aug 22, 2025

The star of Eenie Meanie and the reason to see it — other than those car crashes and flips, that is — is Weaving, and she absolutely is the most valuable player in the film. Read full review

Carla Meyer

Aug 21, 2025

Entertainment value and reasonable length still make the film a decent, low-effort option for home viewers — especially those already subscribed to Hulu. Read full review

Brianna Zigler

Aug 22, 2025

Eenie Meanie largely coasts on clichés, every brief high point deflated by its worldview. Read full review

Natalia Winkelman

Aug 22, 2025

While an early, silly death . . . suggests an exuberant self-awareness a la Quentin Tarantino, other scenes, like those that position Edie and John as star-crossed lovers, indicate that this movie’s melodrama takes itself deadly seriously. But it’s hard for the audience to do so in a story that asks us to not merely suspend disbelief, but slaughter it. Read full review

RogerEbert.com Brian Tallerico

Aug 22, 2025

Ultimately, “Eenie Meanie” is a collection of clichés in search of an actual movie. Too often, Shawn Simmons mistakes profanity for toughness and violent outbursts for plot, trapping us with what is mostly a bunch of loathsome idiots for 94 minutes without the craft of a Tarantino or the visual acumen of a Wright to make it worth the captivity. Read full review

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