Warren Cantrell

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For 54 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 0% same as the average critic
  • 47% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Warren Cantrell's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Perfect Neighbor
Lowest review score: 0 Buffalo Boys
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 33 out of 54
  2. Mixed: 10 out of 54
  3. Negative: 11 out of 54
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    • 49 Metascore
    • 0 Warren Cantrell
    Ebony & Ivory
    This film is like some kind of corrupted, infectious, cinematic black hole that obscures and swallows all other sins in and around it. Artistically irredeemable and impossible to recommend on any basis whatsoever, about the only thing Ebony & Ivory succeeds at is matching the artistic value of the eponymous song: a dubious distinction if ever there was one.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Warren Cantrell
    Tornado
    Pleasant enough to look at but impossible to care about, this movie isn’t bad because it fails at what it sets out to do, but because of the most evil of all reasons: it never figures out its reason to be at all.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Warren Cantrell
    Bunnylovr
    Uneven pacing and an anemic plot hamstring the film, which has a couple of interesting ideas yet precious few about how to convey them to its audience.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 25 Warren Cantrell
    Riotsville, U.S.A.
    Somewhat ironically, like the social unrest that underpins much of the footage featured in Riotsville, U.S.A., the documentary is well-intentioned yet hampered by a lack of direction, clearly defined goals, and the support of a larger, established apparatus to lend it legitimacy.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Warren Cantrell
    Mother Schmuckers
    Maybe one day folks will come around to “Mother Schmuckers” as something so sincerely and unintentionally terrible that’s it’s worth watching if only as a joke, yet even that is a longshot.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Warren Cantrell
    Malignant
    The gore is top-notch, and things take a turn for the better in the last 25 minutes, yet it’s not enough to save the movie, which is decidedly not good, no matter what the octopus drummer-lovers in your life might tell you.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Warren Cantrell
    Mi Iubita Mon Amour
    Without more from the characters, it just doesn’t come together. Merlant does shoot it all well, though, and keeps things moving so that the audience has little time to ponder the moral implications of what’s going on. This is a dubious plaudit, perhaps, yet one of the few available to Mi Iubita, Mon Amour.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 0 Warren Cantrell
    Wrath of Man
    Hyper-violent and narratively undercooked, the film represents a creative nadir for pretty much everyone involved and manages something even Ritchie usually avoids: boredom.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 0 Warren Cantrell
    Space Dogs
    Lacking any thematic direction or narrative momentum, the film wanders around like so many Muscovite strays on the streets of Russia: aimless yet not exactly lost. A tough sit on top of all this, and lacking anything resembling a coherent point, this one should be shot into space without a return trajectory.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Warren Cantrell
    Resistance
    Hampered by a character growth problem, tonal inconsistencies, shoddy mime work, and a collective French accent trainwreck, the film fumbles the few opportunities it does have at something better.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 0 Warren Cantrell
    Buffalo Boys
    While a few fun martial arts scenes pepper the effort, they are subsumed by an overall product that is riddled with plot holes, choppy cuts, laughable acting, and villains so evil that they’d make Skeletor blush.

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