For 1,284 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

V.A. Musetto's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Lorna's Silence
Lowest review score: 0 Controlled Chaos
Score distribution:
1284 movie reviews
    • 17 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Sick, disgusting and vile. It's also demonically funny, stylish and ingenious.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Has a few things going for it -- a winning performance by Luchini and a small role by Pedro Almodóvar favorite Carmen Maura. But these talented folks can't compensate for a plot that strains credulity and lacks badly needed social bite. Wait for the DVD.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    A protegé of Gus Van Sant, Archer -- who also makes short films and music videos -- has a wild imagination he has trouble harnessing. He doesn't know the meaning of "too much." But Barkin, in short, blond hair, is superb, as usual, and Aaron Platt's cinematography is stunning. Here's hoping Archer gets his s - - t together in feature No. 3.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Weekend is a gay riff on "Before Sunrise" (1995), in which a man (Ethan Hawke) and woman (Julie Delpy) meet and fall in love in one night, before going their separate ways in the morning for what could be forever.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    3
    Tykwer exhibits a fondness for split screens and other eye candy but no interest in formalities like character and plot development. By the time we reach the kitchy final scene, we've had our fill of visual tricks.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Depardieu's days as a leading man might be over, but he has a bright future in quirky roles like Germain.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    No description can do justice to The Mill and the Cross, which must be seen to be fully appreciated.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 V.A. Musetto
    Love in Space is just what movie fans have been waiting for: a romantic comedy from Communist China.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    This new movie features stylishly filmed and choreographed battles. But in between the set pieces is a lot of sentimental blather that slows down the film. More action, less talk should be the order of the day, but it isn't.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Brings to mind "Working Girl" and "The Devil Wears Prada" -- but it has delightful differences only the French could conjure up, plus a musical soundtrack from jazz saxophone great Pharoah Sanders.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    The narrative easily goes back and forth in time; despite its Oedipal subtext, it avoids exploitation. Stellar performances by Rottiers and Cattani help keep the movie on track.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    All this is loads of fun, but after a while sensory overload sets in, dulling the mind. Even in a kung-fu flick, more isn't always better.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    While an iconic figure in France, Gainsbourg isn't a household name here in the States. But that shouldn't stop audiences from enjoying Sfar's good-looking, fanciful film.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 V.A. Musetto
    The collection is a mixed bag, although there are no clunkers.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 88 V.A. Musetto
    There are superb performances by Iranian-Canadian Nikohl Boosheri as Atafeh, the more rebellious of the two women, and French-born Sarah Kazemy as the less-privileged Shireen.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Mozart's Sister had a much smaller budget than "Amadeus," but Féret makes good use of his resources, even getting to film in the splendid halls of Versailles. The cast is excellent, be they relatives of the director or not. And the music, though not by a Mozart, is beautiful.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    The Last Circus features garish costumes, grotesque ultraviolence and plenty of other assorted weirdness. Although not everybody's glass of sangria, it has the making of a cult hit.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    A daunting work that will please movie lovers willing to invest their time and intellect. Now I look forward to Fiennes' next project, a feature about Grace Jones.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Little more than a rehash of old news.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Brace yourself for an explosively brutal finale.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Working from a 1982 novel set in Quebec City, director-writer Jacob Tierney provides enough thrills and surprises, even a little satire, to keep viewers' attention.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    It's a clever concept that should play well on TV and the Internet. But as a big-screen movie, Life in a Day -- which lists brothers Tony and Ridley Scott as producers -- elicits a shrug and a question: Who cares?
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 V.A. Musetto
    You might be reminded of Jean-Jacques Beineix's 1981 thriller "Diva," which also involves crooked cops and Metro chases. But you need never have seen "Diva" to be captivated by the exhilarating Point Blank.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    The film is most effective when Geier, accompanied by a granddaughter, goes to Ukraine to speak at a school.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Trouble is, the movie is only sporadically funny, and the concept soon grows tiresome. In fact, you could say that there's too much downtime in Autoerotic.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    A downer that too often resorts to melodrama.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Hugh Jackman appears briefly as Sophia's Aussie boyfriend, and gets to perform a lively song-and-dance number. But for some strange reason, his name isn't in the credits.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Be warned: The Tree is slow-moving, but if given a chance, it will (pardon the pun) grow on you.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 63 V.A. Musetto
    A must for hip-hop heads. Others will either be won over or left wondering what all the fuss is about.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    This film is no fairy tale for children. Not only does it contain nudity and sex, both straight and lesbian, but it also presents childhood as a time of terror.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Yvan Attal and Anne Consigny give understated but powerful performances as Graff and his wife, Françoise. Although a bit too long, Rapt makes for compelling viewing.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    The opening credits of Gangster's Paradise note that it was "inspired by real events." It would be more accurate to say that the film was inspired by Brian De Palma's "Scarface" and similar fare.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Has its share of clichés and contrivances. Fortunately, compensation is provided by strong performances by veteran actor Vincent Lindon as the coach and newcomer Firat Ayverdi as the refugee.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Potash's film tells an important and disturbing story, but his presentation is uninspired and non-cinematic. It's best left to TV.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    On paper, these people may seem like boring statistics. But Andresevic, in her first feature-length film after years of producing commercials for the likes of Nike and Cadillac, turns them into humans viewers will take to heart.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Ultimately breaks down under the weight of too many characters and unbelievable twists.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Levy's innovative movie should appeal to mumblecore fans while perplexing mainstream audiences.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Strained and mildly amusing. The real reason to see the movie is the delightful performance by Sara Forestier, who rightly won the French version of the Oscar for her portrayal of the carefree Baya.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    The music is vibrant and the presentation is appealing.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Don't get the wrong idea -- to Rowe's credit, this isn't just a movie about sex. It's a compassionate study of human loneliness. Whatever you do, don't confuse this with the Hollywood rom-com of the same name.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 V.A. Musetto
    What is missing is any sort of psychological insight. Just what made Renato run? You won't find out here.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    R
    If you were among the many who thought highly of "A Prophet," the French prison drama that played here last year, you'll want to see the brutally realistic Danish thriller R.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Buck is best left to TV, where it will land soon. It's "The Horse Whisperer" that should be seen on the big screen.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    A beautiful nature film, with gorgeous, multicolored shots of bees and flowers. It also is a well-made documentary about the troubles of the honeybee.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    You'll want to catch this clever movie before Hollywood ruins everything with a dumb remake.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    While I have no argument with Leeson's political views, her presentation -- mostly a succession of talking heads -- is dry and uninspired. These women deserve better.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    You would be hard-pressed to use the word "accessible" to describe Film Socialisme, and that's exactly the way the master wants it.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    You don't have to be stoned to watch Mr. Nice, but it might help to be in the same state of mind as its real-life anti-hero, drug kingpin Howard Marks.
    • 3 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    A chaotic mess.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    If the plot of the Argentine soaper Puzzle seems familiar, that's because it's nearly identical to the story in the French movie "Queen To Play."
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    A raw mix of documentary and fiction, directed by Koji Wakamatsu, a veteran of soft-core porn ("Go, Go Second Time Virgin") whose anti-war stunner "Caterpillar" just played here.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    They breathe originality into an oft-told story.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Call it the rape of Carnegie Hall.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    The poetry has more in common with rap lyrics than Baudelaire, but that just increases the fun.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Not a definitive portrait of the designer, nor does it pretend to be. But it should be of interest to viewers even if there's not a single YSL label in their wardrobes.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    If action's your thing, then the Chinese-Hong Kong martial-arts epic True Legend is your movie.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Too bad the script is predictable at every turn.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Octubre has the feel of something Jim Jarmusch might have made in his early years -- lots of dark humor that you'll think of in the middle of the night, and laugh about.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 V.A. Musetto
    The preachy movie is hardly worth the hassle and money required to see it in a theater. Better to download it or wait for it to pop up on TV.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    The Japanese anti-war drama Caterpillar is difficult to watch. But it's directed, acted and photographed well, and it's worth seeing even if it makes you uncomfortable.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    Japan's Takashi Miike has the formula down pat, but Eisener has no idea how to give violence a touch of class.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Earthwork is best left to TV.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Heisenberg's thriller ends with a chase across highways and through woods that will give viewers adrenaline highs of their own.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 V.A. Musetto
    A must-see for Miike's passionate legion of fans. But even action buffs who've never seen any of his films before will be drawn in by this masterful exercise in cinematic butchery.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Too bad it lacks a substantial story to go along with the kick-ass combat scenes.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 V.A. Musetto
    With Japan facing a new nuclear crisis, this beautifully composed and acted heart-wrencher -- couldn't be more timely.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    If there's a fresh idea in When Harry Tries To Marry, I couldn't find it.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Unpretentious, TV-style documentary.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 V.A. Musetto
    Relying heavily on old network newscasts, Corben introduces a collection of colorful characters who just want to get stoned.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    There's little new in Armadillo.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 12 V.A. Musetto
    Peros probably intends Footprints to be an homage to Hollywood's Golden Age. But the script's so incoherent and the acting so amateurish that it makes the worst old-time Hollywood B-flick seem like "Citizen Kane."
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Overall, however, it's sappy and predictable -- fun to watch, perhaps, but instantly forgettable.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Viewers unfamiliar with the politics of the era might feel lost as the plot unfolds, and the 139-minute running time might be a bit much. But why quibble?
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    The praise for this static, overlong, stagebound work is a mystery to me.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    As my cat, Audrey, will confirm, I love animals. But I draw the line at having lions, tigers, gigantic snakes, bears and other predators as pets. Other people have different opinions.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Does a first-rate job of remembering.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 88 V.A. Musetto
    A Western, but any similarities between it and, say, a Gene Autry or Hopalong Cassidy shoot-em-up are nonexistent.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Circo is more like "The Smallest Show on Earth" than "The Greatest Show on Earth," the 1952 Oscar winner, but it does provide a look at a unique family and a disappearing way of life.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Bal
    A thoughtful and intelligent film, and should appeal to adventurous souls.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Anne Coesens, wife of the film's director, Olivier Masset-Depasse, gives a strong performance as Tania.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    It's just that the script, which Ozon adapted from a play, is lightweight and better-suited to stage than screen.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Suffers from a lack of focus and a sitcom script.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 V.A. Musetto
    The noise level reminds me of Canal Street in Chinatown on a Sunday afternoon.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 V.A. Musetto
    Scott's feature debut is beautifully filmed and offers an unexpectedly shocking ending.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Beautifully filmed and well-acted, "The Gift to Stalin," directed by Rustem Abdrashev, has its schmaltzy, cliched moments, including an unnecessary finale in Jerusalem.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    Sadly, with the Soviet Union gone, the art faces a new enemy: Islamic extremists.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 V.A. Musetto
    Literate and engrossing, with excellent performances.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    An enjoyable mix of tragedy and comedy.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    You won't soon forget it -- if you have the guts to see it.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Perplexing but pleasing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 38 V.A. Musetto
    It's an interesting story, but the presentation is more like a home movie than something you'd pay to see in a theater.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    It's also sugary and has a silly tear-jerker ending. But I found myself laughing at the film's gentle humor, anyway.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 V.A. Musetto
    An example of style over substance. There's lots of slo-mo and jittery hand-held camera work, and references to the French New Wave (especially François Truffaut), but little depth.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    If there's an awkward moment, it's the scene in which the monks take part in a sort of Last Supper, drinking wine while Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake" plays in the background. You keep waiting for Natalie Portman to twirl into the room.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 V.A. Musetto
    The dialogue is banal and the acting, especially Wortham's, is unconvincing. Even the sex and nudity, of which there is a lot, grows tiresome after a while.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Morbidly funny art-house horror tale.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Beautifully composed documentary.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    A technical and performance success. The chemistry between Sosa and Lujan heats up the screen as their lives spiral out of control.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Poetry, which rightfully won the best-screenplay prize at Cannes, never resorts to exploitation. Under Lee's guidence, it is a mature film for mature audiences.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 V.A. Musetto
    Madsen interviews experts galore, but few seem to know what's going to happen with this project in the next decade -- let alone 100,000 years.

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