Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Silence of the Lambs
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Memphis Belle (the title is the name of the plane) doesn't soar. But it does serve as an entertaining historical account similar to the baseball scandal of Eight Men Out or the Olympic glory of Chariots of Fire (no surprise, since co-producer David Puttnam also did Fire). [12 Oct 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    DreamWorks' story of Moses raises the bar on the art of cartooning to the top of Mount Sinai and beyond.
    • USA Today
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mulroney is a drip with not a milliliter of chemistry with either woman. Roberts doesn't really seem to care about him so much as the fact that life is passing her by. Though, that may be the point.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Predator 2 won't be the worst turkey at theaters this Thanksgiving. But it certainly gobbles loud and often enough. Its makers - whose previous smash-crash hash includes 48 HRS., Die Hard and both Lethal Weapons - go to great lengths to camouflage this bird with ultra-violent dressing. The plot is one bloody showdown after another, on rooftops or in subway cars. [21 Nov 1990, p.2D]
    • USA Today
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Fox's innate likability does go a long way to make sitcom- shallow Doc Hollywood mildly entertaining. [02 Aug 1991, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    For a film so antsy to start that it barely flashes its opening title, Die Hard 2 takes a curiously long time to get off the ground. Like many return trips, what was once exhilarating is now a bit flat. [3 July 1990]
    • USA Today
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The ripe dialogue (''I was their No. 1 son,'' wails the Penguin about the parents who flushed their deformed baby down the sewer, ''and they treated me like No. 2!'') and rich settings decked out in deco can't disguise that little happens. The frantic action circles the same city block, as if trying to find a spot to park. [19 June 1992, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    If they were going to make a movie with Phillips about a dead guy who comes back to life, why didn't they just make La Bamba II? [05 Apr 1990, p.6D]
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Carrey's jolly green mug carries Mask. [29 July 1994, p. D1]
    • USA Today
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The suspense becomes so unbearable that it's easy to overlook questions about whether anyone in such circumstances would continue filming.
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Anemic. [30 October 1998, p.8E]
    • USA Today
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Writer/producer John "Home Alone" Hughes, the Marquis de Sade of kidcom, and director Les Mayfield manage to squeeze the very bounce out of what should have been a can't-miss update. [26Nov1997 Pg09.D]
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    For those who like a little Grinch with their yuletide cheer, this movie isn't totally ho-ho-hopeless. In fact, you can even say it glows occasionally - especially with 2,500 imported Christmas bulbs a-twinkling on the Griswold abode. [1 Dec 1989, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Either you will weep uncontrollably during the final 10 minutes or so of this bittersweet fable...or the urge to gag will be overwhelming.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Wacked-out and warped. [19 December 1997, p. 3D]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any qualms that The Addams Family movie might be more creaky than kooky quickly evaporate, like mist over a still-toasty cadaver. [22 Nov 1991, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The stars at least keep Wong Foo watchable. [08 Sep 1995, p.7D]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A coming-of-age tale that truly floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
    • USA Today
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Clumsier hands could have planted this load of pungent sap and come up with sticky fingers. But the creators of this based-on-truth fable carefully cultivate the material so it comes off fresher than it sounds.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Truth be told, Joel and Ethan's game is a little off, inconsistent and at times just plain incoherent. But they roll enough solid laughs and eye-tickling camera tricks to satisfy. [6 March 1998]
    • USA Today
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a case of laughing at Brooks but not necessarily with him.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The nasty, overlong and undisciplined sourball of a sex farce about a mother-daughter con team will nonetheless satisfy bigenerational libidinous fantasies.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This movie-within-a-movie action-comedy spoof is a too long, too loud tease as it toys with the Schwarzen-dude's well-toned cinematic image. [18 Jun 1993, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Phenomenon is a fantasy about super-intelligence that works best if you can switch off your brain. Those who can will reach weepy nirvana. Those who can't will find this sticky-sweet wallow a bit, well, dumb. [03 Jul 1996 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The nonstop amusing mockumentary Waiting for Guffman does to small-town acting troupes what "This Is Spinal Tap did to heavy-metal bands."
    • USA Today
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    This would-be tribute to youthful anarchy fails the junior-high acid test: Will my parents hate it? Dead is too dead on arrival to inspire much emotion either way. [07 June 1991, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Back to the Future Part III wraps up the film series with a big high-tech lasso and ropes in one heck of a good time. [25 May 1990, p.01D]
    • USA Today
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Deeply crude as an overused latrine and defiantly non-P.C., the best you can say about the aptly titled Major Payne is that it's somewhat more tolerable than star Damon Wayans' last fumbled effort, the also well-named Blankman. [24 March 1995, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Where the highly likable actress (Zellweger) proves most valuable is in making us adore this insecure, clumsy, contradictory creature.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    With an ace pop mechanic like Joel Schumacher now in charge of our hero's bruised psyche, the patient not only survives but thrives in the garishly garnished but never groaningly gruesome Batman Forever. [16 Jun 1995, Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today

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