Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Silence of the Lambs
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    House Party has enough youthful exuberance to shake the rafters. Too bad it has enough plot to fill only a closet. [8 Mar 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Epic in nearly every way, The Hurricane has the power to blow you away.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    For all its faults, Justice is never boring. But it's such a battering experience, you may find yourself checking your own body for bruises before leaving the theater. [16 Apr 1991, p.6D]
    • USA Today
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Generations feels like a flimsy device to ensure Trek's earnings continue to live long and prosper. [19 Nov. 1994, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Visual pyrotechnics and dark humor aside, Three Kings rules because it dares to dig for such truths, whether banal or significant.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Wal-Mart of cinematic soap operas. One-stop shopping for your emotional movie needs.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Though 102 Dalmatians digs up little new ground and muzzles its villain, it does have a fetching sense of functional fun now and then.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Consider The Other Sister emotional quicksand. [26 February 1999, Life, p.5E]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Vile, violent and less hip than it thinks it is.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mannequin Two desperately wants to be magical. But the spell it casts is one of idiocy. [21 May 1991, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Rain pours, snow flies, the sky is cloudy all day. Every corridor is steeped in shadow. But the artful atmosphere goes to waste as Robinson (best known for the quirky Withnail & I) skimps on character, drags out the action and stacks up overly convenient clues like dirty dishes. [6 Nov 1992, p.8D]
    • USA Today
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Passenger 57 already has been labeled Die Hard on a plane. Die Lite is more like it. [06 Nov 1992, p.2D]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But for all the fancy-schmancy effects (budget: $90 million-plus), the vision of a hypercongested metropolis is not much more sophisticated than an episode of "The Jetsons." [9 May 1997]
    • USA Today
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Chuck rhymes with bucks - the only possible reason to revive this poor excuse for a horror villain in Child's Play 3. [03 Sep 1991, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 85 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    We are happy to report there is intelligent life in feature animation beyond planet Disney and the gaseous ball of foul language known as South Park.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A blah romantic comedy that has the bad taste to force the heavenly Ashley Judd into being an insecure, date-desperate, quirky career gal.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Until it coughs up a ridiculously convoluted explanation of why an isolated town in Colorado suddenly goes deader than a weekday matinee of "The Postman," Phantoms delivers the shivers.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    There's some heavy-duty Oedipal stuff going on underneath all the running gags about Hooters restaurants. [25 June 1999, Life, p.8E]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Wildly uneven collage of effects and live action is no Disney-bland vision of dreams gone bonkers. There's enough Freudian material to reupholster a thousand therapy couches.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Not just stupid, but brain dead.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Producer Jerry Bruckheimer, in an atypically high-minded and low-budget frame of mind, manages to breeze through most of the gridiron genre's obstacles with his admirable, crowd-pleasing Titans.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A weak whinny of a horse opera tailor-made for those who can't quite locate "Young Guns" or "The Long Riders" in their video store.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Can't scare up a decent plot.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The goofiest, giddiest and, yes, grooviest animated trip since Aladdin unbottled its genie.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    A glossy wisp of a cautionary tale.
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Edited like the world's most expensive car ad. The screen opens and closes like a nervous accordion, and the action shifts speeds like crazy.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Flawed but not fatally, this ambitious epic's strength lies not just with its haunting melodies, pretty pictures, star voices and kid-friendly sidekicks - the usual shtick that makes Disney tick. [14 Nov 1997, p.D6]
    • USA Today
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Except for a brief episode in which singer Chris Isaak and Kiefer Sutherland make like an FBI Rocky and Bullwinkle, this is a morbidly joyless affair. You'll feel as drained as one of Cooper's mugs of joe watching homecoming queen Laura drown in a whirlpool of sex and drugs. [31 Aug 1992]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    While the attractive cast is willing, the translation into '90s teen culture is weak -- like a clueless adult's notion of cool.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The story isn't a grabber.

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