Steve Simels
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38% higher than the average critic
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1% same as the average critic
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61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics.
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Steve Simels' Scores
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| Average review score: | 47 | |
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| Highest review score: | Cradle Will Rock | |
| Lowest review score: | Cotton Mary | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 15 out of 113
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Mixed: 73 out of 113
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Negative: 25 out of 113
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- Steve Simels
There's so much going on it's hard to keep track, and after a while you may be tempted to give up.- TV Guide Magazine
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By the film's finale the descent into unintentional parody is all but complete, with a big death scene for Jackson complete with an angelic choir on the soundtrack -- the surprise is that they aren't singing "Dixie."- TV Guide Magazine
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Manipulative but fitfully entertaining "Twilight Zone"-ish comedy of redemption.- TV Guide Magazine
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The picture is nearly stolen, however, by co-star Greg Germann (of TV's Ally McBeal) in the role of Joe's company's resident corporate weasel. Germann's squinty-eyed insincerity is truly a marvel to behold, and it's an astringent corrective to the film's rather too frequent feel-good passages.- TV Guide Magazine
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An often spectacular but ultimately rather tedious musical/adventure/comedy.- TV Guide Magazine
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It's a good thing the two rappers are such utterly natural actors, armed with terrific comic timing.- TV Guide Magazine
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Veers inconsistently between sit-com jokeiness and nostril-flaring melodrama.- TV Guide Magazine
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The plot is Kate-Moss thin. Basically agreeable stuff, but not much more. And that's a shame.- TV Guide Magazine
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A hick-town, screwball comedy version of "Dog Day Afternoon," and surprisingly palatable despite its sitcom soul and star.- TV Guide Magazine
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To be fair, this is hardly the worst gross-out comedy ever made; it's nowhere as misogynistic as, say, "Tomcats," and in the end, it probably won't leave you in a state of utter nihilistic despair.- TV Guide Magazine
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This broad, coarse farce is otherwise as insubstantial a piece of work as you could possibly imagine; in fact, a light breeze could blow it away.- TV Guide Magazine
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An old-fashioned dinosaur opera, in the worst sense of the term. An obviously formulaic effort, designed more as a cash machine than a piece of cinema.- TV Guide Magazine
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A likeable, if somewhat whitebread, farce in the Woody Allen mode about love in the big city.- TV Guide Magazine
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The real problem with the new film, however, is a certain lack of chemistry between the leads; Wilson is game, as always, but his part is seriously underwritten, and while Murphy raises trash talking to the level of a fine art, he seems to be operating in another movie altogether.- TV Guide Magazine
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By the film's big finale, the whole thing has begun to feel distinctly ridiculous.- TV Guide Magazine
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It's too bad screenwriters Gough and Millar didn't have enough faith in their premise to play it straight; if they had, they might have produced a classic rather than a "Blazing Saddles" without the courage of its convictions.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
If this is even a reasonably accurate account of someone's real life, then we as a culture may be in worse shape than we imagine.- TV Guide Magazine
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Saturday Night Live veteran Chris Kattan more or less steals the film as the racially confused Mr. Feather, a white supremacist bad guy whose speech patterns tend to get down and funky against his will.- TV Guide Magazine
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This is essentially a glib soap opera whose main characters are two-dimensional cliches used as clotheslines on which to hang sitcom-level jokes.- TV Guide Magazine
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Added bonuses: A nice selection of oldies on the soundtrack, and an amusing third-act cameo by Rosie Perez as Ray's second wife.- TV Guide Magazine
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For every inspired bit -- Templeton playing chauffeur to 40 I Love Lucy-era Lucille Ball impersonators -- there's one that falls spectacularly flat.- TV Guide Magazine
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A kitchen-sink realist coming-of-age story in the venerable British tradition, with all the good and bad that entails.- TV Guide Magazine
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An extremely loud and simpleminded cross between TV's "WWF Smackdown!" and "Dumb and Dumber."- TV Guide Magazine
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