For 113 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Steve Simels' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 47
Highest review score: 90 Cradle Will Rock
Lowest review score: 20 Cotton Mary
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 15 out of 113
  2. Negative: 25 out of 113
113 movie reviews
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Sally Field has actually made a likeable movie.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Mildly amusing and as obvious as it is good-natured.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    While not for every taste, this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    You have to have a certain affection for any movie in which a stressed-out Mother Nature announces ominously, "Don't mess with me -- I'm pre-El Niño."
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Charming, low-key ensemble comedy that recalls the films of both John Cassavetes and Woody Allen, which is to say it's a loosely structured, quasi-improvisational saga about a bunch of New Yorkers obsessing about relationships.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    It may not be as epochal a piece of work as "Mean Streets," but packs what feels like a real-life punch none the less.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    If this were a more mainstream film with a shot at a wider audience, we'd probably be talking Oscar nominations for Futterman and Ball.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    A reasonably entertaining way to kill an hour and a half.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Without question the breeziest viewing experience now available at a multiplex near you.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    This mix of sweat and uplift in the Civil Rights era doesn't quite come off, despite some strong performances and the fact that it's based on a genuinely inspirational true story.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Comic Tommy Davidson, in particular, is hilarious as gangsta rapper Puff Smokey Smoke, who falls for Juwanna and then, in a twist lifted directly from the queen of all drag farces, 1959's "Some Like It Hot," decides he still loves her after she's exposed as Jamal. After all, nobody's perfect.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Amy
    Your ability to overlook the film's myriad contrivances will ultimately depend on how you react to little De Roma.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Fans of cheesy '70s TV shows will also be pleased by Wonder Woman Lynda Carter's brief cameo appearance as the governor of Vermont.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Much better than you'd expect, largely thanks to an extremely game cast.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The aroma of hagiography is unavoidable.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Hallstrom's leisurely adaptation of John Irving's unconventional coming-of-age novel is so well crafted and intelligent that it feels churlish to point out that it's easier to admire than actually like.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The cast is uniformly excellent -- Pryce in simultaneously utterly horrible and a real hoot as the wildly egomaniacal paterfamilias -- but the film itself is merely mildly charming.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    There's something inherently funny and surreal about Chinese kids speaking Singlish while trying to be goombahs from Brooklyn.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    This megastar mix of CGI animation and live action is remarkably faithful to the spirit of the original.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Entertaining -- if predictable.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The film's center will not hold. Either crucial scenes were cut (perhaps for length) or Kapur has a problematic sense of narrative structure; sometimes it's unclear who's doing what to whom.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    This is a smart and witty romantic farce that mixes sweet and sexy with surprising aplomb.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The film is at heart a look at a unique slice of Americana, particularly an opening montage in which we realize that football here is a cradle-to-the-grave proposition -- literally.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    There's a certain built-in poignance to the end-of-an-era proceedings here, regardless of how frostily they're dramatized.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The lead girls are easy on the eyes, and comic Faizon Love, who plays one of Matt's non-surfing, sumo-wrestler-size teammates, nearly steals the show when the girls teach him a few of their better moves.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Unfortunately the whole thing is less than the sum of its parts, despite a frequently droll script and a great performance from Shandling.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    William Shatner's comic timing helps him nearly steal the picture.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    It's actually a sweet, often very funny story about a schlemiehl redeemed by love.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Exciting and well-shot.

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