Steve Simels
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38% higher than the average critic
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1% same as the average critic
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61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.8 points lower than other critics.
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Steve Simels' Scores
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- TV
| Average review score: | 47 | |
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| Highest review score: | Cradle Will Rock | |
| Lowest review score: | Cotton Mary | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 15 out of 113
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Mixed: 73 out of 113
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Negative: 25 out of 113
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While not for every taste, this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise.- TV Guide Magazine
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You have to have a certain affection for any movie in which a stressed-out Mother Nature announces ominously, "Don't mess with me -- I'm pre-El Niño."- TV Guide Magazine
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Charming, low-key ensemble comedy that recalls the films of both John Cassavetes and Woody Allen, which is to say it's a loosely structured, quasi-improvisational saga about a bunch of New Yorkers obsessing about relationships.- TV Guide Magazine
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It may not be as epochal a piece of work as "Mean Streets," but packs what feels like a real-life punch none the less.- TV Guide Magazine
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If this were a more mainstream film with a shot at a wider audience, we'd probably be talking Oscar nominations for Futterman and Ball.- TV Guide Magazine
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Without question the breeziest viewing experience now available at a multiplex near you.- TV Guide Magazine
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This mix of sweat and uplift in the Civil Rights era doesn't quite come off, despite some strong performances and the fact that it's based on a genuinely inspirational true story.- TV Guide Magazine
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Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.- TV Guide Magazine
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Comic Tommy Davidson, in particular, is hilarious as gangsta rapper Puff Smokey Smoke, who falls for Juwanna and then, in a twist lifted directly from the queen of all drag farces, 1959's "Some Like It Hot," decides he still loves her after she's exposed as Jamal. After all, nobody's perfect.- TV Guide Magazine
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Your ability to overlook the film's myriad contrivances will ultimately depend on how you react to little De Roma.- TV Guide Magazine
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Fans of cheesy '70s TV shows will also be pleased by Wonder Woman Lynda Carter's brief cameo appearance as the governor of Vermont.- TV Guide Magazine
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Hallstrom's leisurely adaptation of John Irving's unconventional coming-of-age novel is so well crafted and intelligent that it feels churlish to point out that it's easier to admire than actually like.- TV Guide Magazine
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The cast is uniformly excellent -- Pryce in simultaneously utterly horrible and a real hoot as the wildly egomaniacal paterfamilias -- but the film itself is merely mildly charming.- TV Guide Magazine
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There's something inherently funny and surreal about Chinese kids speaking Singlish while trying to be goombahs from Brooklyn.- TV Guide Magazine
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This megastar mix of CGI animation and live action is remarkably faithful to the spirit of the original.- TV Guide Magazine
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The film's center will not hold. Either crucial scenes were cut (perhaps for length) or Kapur has a problematic sense of narrative structure; sometimes it's unclear who's doing what to whom.- TV Guide Magazine
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This is a smart and witty romantic farce that mixes sweet and sexy with surprising aplomb.- TV Guide Magazine
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The film is at heart a look at a unique slice of Americana, particularly an opening montage in which we realize that football here is a cradle-to-the-grave proposition -- literally.- TV Guide Magazine
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There's a certain built-in poignance to the end-of-an-era proceedings here, regardless of how frostily they're dramatized.- TV Guide Magazine
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The lead girls are easy on the eyes, and comic Faizon Love, who plays one of Matt's non-surfing, sumo-wrestler-size teammates, nearly steals the show when the girls teach him a few of their better moves.- TV Guide Magazine
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Unfortunately the whole thing is less than the sum of its parts, despite a frequently droll script and a great performance from Shandling.- TV Guide Magazine
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It's actually a sweet, often very funny story about a schlemiehl redeemed by love.- TV Guide Magazine
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