Stephen Holden

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For 2,306 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 50% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 47% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Stephen Holden's Scores

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  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 After Life
Lowest review score: 0 Old Dogs
Score distribution:
2306 movie reviews
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    The movie, directed by Gavin O’Connor (“Tumbleweeds”), makes little sense. The screenplay, by Bill Dubuque, is so determined to hide its cards that when the big reveal finally arrives, it feels as underwhelming as it is preposterous.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    It is so vague, cliché-ridden and devoid of surprise and suspense that once you grasp its premise, watching it is like leafing through a design magazine kept in a refrigerator.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Stephen Holden
    The spectacle of actors of the quality of Russell Crowe, Aaron Paul, Janet McTeer, Octavia Spencer and Jane Fonda earnestly struggling to wring eye moisture from hammy, flat-footed dialogue (credited to Brad Desch, an unknown), while maintaining some dignity, is depressing proof that an actor is only as good as his or her material.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    Unlike the juicy, overripe prose in the novel from which it was adapted, Mr. DeCubellis’s screenplay is utterly lacking in style. Mr. Brody captures his character’s attitude, but the colorless screenplay robs the character of literary imagination.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    A low point in the director’s career, this sleek chilly film isn’t acted so much as posed.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    Mr. Gyllenhaal’s strong performance still doesn’t add enough substance to a film that is hollow at the center. It’s mostly the fault of Mr. Sipe, who seems to believe that saying nothing is saying something.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    Zoolander 2 has enough plots for several movies. They are so jammed together that they more or less cancel each other out.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 10 Stephen Holden
    This clumsy, poorly written action thriller is such a complete catastrophe that you wonder how actors with the stature of Mr. Hopkins and Mr. Pacino were bamboozled into appearing in it.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Stephen Holden
    Daddy’s Home is an ugly psychological cockfight posing as a family-friendly comedy. Laugh-free — except for some farcical, life-threatening stunts at the expense of Will Ferrell’s character, Brad — it is best avoided unless a movie that has the attitude and mind-set of a schoolyard bully happens to be your thing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    Sad to say: There is far more crackle in an average episode of “Law & Order.”
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    The movie never bothers to show you life inside a shelter dormitory or tries to convey a broader vision of the city’s street culture. It is too busy showcasing its star Jennifer Connelly (Mr. Bettany’s wife) in degrading situations.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    Trash is a shameless bid to recycle the mystique of “Slumdog Millionaire,” its likable, overrated prototype.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 10 Stephen Holden
    One of the worst films to sport the label “romantic comedy.”
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    Bravetown, directed by Daniel Duran from a screenplay by Oscar Orlando Torres, can sometimes drown in its own tears.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Stephen Holden
    Just Before I Go, the directorial debut of Courteney Cox, lurches along a wobbly line between salacious comic nastiness and nauseating sentimentality. The two strains are so poorly integrated that the screenplay (by David Flebotte) feels like pieces from two different projects mashed together with little oversight.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Stephen Holden
    The steady performances of Tom Wilkinson, playing a kindly priest, and Emily Watson, an angelic mother, in Alejandro Monteverde’s Little Boy do little to offset the cloying sweetness of a movie that has the haranguing inspirational tone of a marathon Sunday-school lesson.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Stephen Holden
    What a frantically dull spectacle this vanity project is.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    After the Fall belongs to a type of movie that is too lazy to connect the dots and fill in the blanks between its supposedly teachable moments.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 10 Stephen Holden
    What Horrible Bosses 2 lacks in nasty repartee, it tries to make up for in poorly staged comedy chases and break-ins. It is the Hollywood equivalent of a rambunctious little boy pointing to the toilet and squealing, “Mommy, look what I made!”
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    This is a movie that runs on magical thinking.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    Mr. Leguizamo, 50, still has charisma, but with his maniacal stage persona barely seen and the themes recycled from earlier projects, Fugly! is a dud.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 Stephen Holden
    The screenplay is so haphazardly constructed that when the movie seems to be ending, it refuels with preposterous new developments.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    Rudderless, the misbegotten directorial debut of William H. Macy, is so dishonest, manipulative and ultimately infuriating that it never recovers after its bombshell revelation two-thirds of the way into the movie.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    Wish I Was Here is so eager to please that you are never allowed to feel uncomfortable for more than a minute or two before a reassuringly stale joke rushes in to pat you on the head.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 10 Stephen Holden
    If there is any humor to be gleaned from this concept, it is nowhere to be found in a movie so shoddily made that there is little continuity between scenes and not a laugh or even a titter.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    The storytelling is infuriatingly coy, as if Mr. Haggis were trying to fool you (and himself) into thinking that he has something to say. Third Person finds Mr. Haggis, like Mr. Neeson’s screen alter ego, running on empty.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Stephen Holden
    Lullaby, the directorial debut of Andrew Levitas, a jack of all artistic trades, is the kind of manipulative, cliché-infested hokum that alienates moviegoers by its insistence on hogging all the tears.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    As this strained, foul-mouthed exercise in gallows humor proceeds, God’s Pocket sustains a facade of meanspirited deadpan comedy. But there are no laughs, not even smirks to be had.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Stephen Holden
    This female revenge comedy is so dumb, lazy, clumsily assembled and unoriginal, it could crush any actor forced to execute its leaden slapstick gags and mouth its crude, humorless dialogue.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Stephen Holden
    At least Mr. De Niro, who disappears from the movie until the end, seems to be enjoying himself. The force of his bonhomie gives this murky-looking, empty conceit of a film a desperately needed lift of facetious humor.

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