For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There’s comedy in its depiction of the Swedish prime minister as a caricature of even-temperedness, but from its gaudy 70s costuming to its goofy, wobbling tone, everything about this film feels uncomfortably broad.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    In its attempts to provide an antidote to the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s catalogue of liberal fantasies, the film swings too far in the other direction.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The feelgood tone feels a little flaccid.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The ratcheting tension is sadly punctured by unintentionally hilarious scenes of ambitious “research” by journalist Amy (Valene Kane), mostly involving frantic Googling and YouTube tutorials on “how to look younger”.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Marsden is charming enough, summoning surprising chemistry with Schwartz, and so it’s not total torture spending an hour and a half with the pair. Yet for better or worse, it doesn’t linger.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Based on the true story of a group of Swedish men who competed in the synchronised swimming world championship, Swimming With Men is reminiscent of The Full Monty, its feelgood climax landing with a welcome, if gentle, splash.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There is about as much jeopardy as you’d expect from an action thriller about an obscure land dispute; a tense encounter with an angry polar bear and a phantom hot air balloon are highlights during the endless plodding across the frozen wilderness.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    This harrowing retelling of Norwegian rightwing extremist Anders Behring Breivik’s 2011 terrorist attack on the island of Utøya is less exploitative than Paul Greengrass’s brutal, Netflix-bound, English-language version, but the question remains: does a tragedy have to be turned into cinema for people to engage with it?
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Butler is convincingly sturdy as Banning, but the film’s politics are shaky.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Wright is sympathetic and believable, but we never truly get a sense of Edee or her desires outside the bounds of her loss.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The scenes of family bonding are tiresome but the action is mostly tense and cheerfully bloody.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    At a slow two hours plus, the film feels stretched.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    It’d be easy to map Gilliam on to Grisoni, a film-maker dogged by his artistic misfires and the mess left in their wake. Really, though, he’s Quixote, stuck in a noble past and wilfully disconnected from a present that jostles uncomfortably close.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Most irritating is the murder scene itself, which sees both women stripping nude, seemingly in order for the camera to leer more effectively at their bodies rather than to spare them getting their petticoats bloodied.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Frat boy humour is dressed up in an expensive, arthouse jacket.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    There is something queasy about mining such fresh real-life trauma for popcorn entertainment.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Footage of recent concerts and meet and greets is included to showcase both her imperious glamour and how far she’s come, yet we never really get a sense of where she’s been, let alone My Life’s musical and cultural context.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    I’m a huge fan of Cornish’s 2011 debut Attack the Block, but this film isn’t nearly as energetic or enjoyably wacky as its predecessor. In fairness, it’s pitched at a considerably younger audience, but at two hours it drags; less patient children may struggle.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Probably, the intention was to make explicit the connections between Theo’s past and present, but there’s not enough detail or characterisation for this structural intervention to work. Without those connecting narrative bones, the result is all flab and no flavour.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    As a genre exercise, the film starts promisingly enough, contrasting claustrophobic, dimly lit interiors with atmospheric wides of the landscape composed like moody paintings. Worthington-Cox is compelling, by turns twitchy, tentative, stoic and bold. Still, something isn’t clicking.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Unfortunately, the second half is over-reliant on flashy disaster set pieces, blazing towards a predictable, melodramatic conclusion.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Debicki (The Tale, Widows) is wonderful as Woolf, a wry and solemn observer, but the rest of the film is all too literal.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film works better as a comedy than a horror, skewering its ignorant US tourists, and better still as a spiteful relationship drama.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    Characters and storylines appear to have been chosen at random by a Woody Allen meme generator.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film is called Misbehaviour, but a timid script belies mischief of any sort.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The performances create anthropological distance, not human empathy.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The film feels thin, drab and ultimately unable to harness the collective power of its otherwise talented cast.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The tone veers haphazardly from tense, high-stakes cat-and-mouse chase to ill-judged satire.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    From his cheesy narration (“Nothing is more addictive than the past,” Nick solemnly opines) to the movie’s double-crossing femme fatale and nocturnal, neon-lit setting, the director has great fun playing with genre tropes, but it’s unclear whether she’s going for heightened camp.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Simran Hans
    The decision to turn the film into a procedural with a redemptive ending feels like an attempt to grasp at justice, but it’s harrowing to watch all the same, yet offering little context and few fresh insights.

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