For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Hyperactive editing, the jittery rap score and an obligatory acid trip scene grate, but Doff’s social commentary is sharp.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s sometimes tiresome sense of humour is laddish in its embrace of viscera (blood, boils, vomit and live spiders all feature), but as the narrative trots (or, rather, plods) along, its men are revealed to be endearingly less so.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Directed by Oscar-winner Tom McCarthy (Spotlight), this is a thoughtful, knotty character study, albeit one nestled inside a polished, and less interesting, action thriller.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Brits Hunnam, O’Connell and Barden are strangely well cast as its all-American grifters. (Hunnam in particular gives a finely tuned performance as a washed-up smooth talker who still knows how to flirt.)
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Mostly, though, as a B-movie, Greta works; the moments in which it leans into its own silliness are its best.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Documentaries should be more than a vehicle for information. Here, the message is hard to argue with, but the medium – an excess of music video-style cutting, contemporary pop culture montages and literal music cues – does the material no favours.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Grainger (soon to be seen in Sophie Hyde’s brilliant, jagged Animals) is a magnetic and sensual foil to the frowning, reliably expressive Paquin. The flirty tension between the two feels quietly credible, the camera occasionally shuddering with desire. A pity, then, that this sweetness is lost as the film makes a tonal swerve in its final third.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    I like Branagh’s eye for landscapes too; space is used elegantly, while widescreen canvases glow green and orange.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    In theory, natural light is more forgiving than its artificial counterpart: in photographs, it makes the subject look less harsh. Less so here.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Alexandra Shipp is a grounding presence as Larson’s girlfriend, Susan, while Garfield fizzes with energy and outsize emotion. He’s a fabulous crier and pitch-perfect as a shrill, preening narcissist who manages, against the odds, to remain resolutely likable.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    In its better moments, this studio oddity is a tense thriller, at its worst, draggy and self-indulgent.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Pig
    Though the film is teed up as a kind of John Wick-style revenge bender, Cage’s star persona is soon smartly subverted.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The songs are a bum note, but the film does raise thoughtful questions about dogma, fake news and the identity crises that might occur once a community’s core beliefs are challenged.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The Roads Not Taken is frequently moving, and a fascinating creative idea, but without sufficient information about Leo’s character to anchor the narrative, it feels too abstract.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The showy singer turned actor struggles to modulate his natural charisma, a flirtatious, extroverted energy repeatedly leaking out where it should be muffled.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Writer-director Victor Levin’s caustic take on the romcom works better as a treatise on the genre than as an example of it. The staging of the individual scenes feels like an afterthought, with the stars and script doing all the heavy lifting. Still, the scaffolding is there.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Zoë Kravitz is a highlight as cocktail waitress turned cat burglar Selina Kyle.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Dern brings a hungry, manic energy to Albert, a sad and troubled woman who used LeRoy as a vehicle to process her own childhood trauma, while Stewart’s performance is typically interiorised and exacting.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film has a cold, abstract beauty.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is best when it sticks to children’s caper mode, jostled along by gentle toilet humour, bad-tempered barnyard animals and a scene of two kids driving a van across Manhattan.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Kechiche is quite brilliant at using stretches of time to create space for actors to let their characters breathe. It’s a sleight of hand that makes the intimacy on screen seem as though it’s unfolding organically, deployed to particularly dexterous effect in one sequence that takes place in a bar.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is obsessed with deconstructing good screenwriting, the way a line lands, and ensuring clear character motivation.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film spends scant time exploring the implications of these darker themes, and doesn’t attempt to understand the root of Dreykov’s god complex. Instead, it’s more comfortable in comedy mode.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s lighthearted stuff and mostly benign too, save its unashamedly effusive stance on the monarchy.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The debut feature from animation studio Locksmith is cute but familiar.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Gibney struggles to psychologically penetrate his cold antihero.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    To suggest Krasinski is only interested in surface thrills feels at odds with the seriousness of his craft. Judicious pacing, clever cross-cutting and visceral sound design build tension, but there’s an absence of soul, and no satisfying sense of what the monsters might be a metaphor for.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Directed by Tina Gordon Chism, co-writer of What Men Want, the film is cute enough, even if key ideas aren’t especially novel: it’s lonely at the top; we need to connect with our inner child; everyone is insecure as a teenager.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Indeed, I’d have happily watched Cox flirt with Rosanna Arquette’s museum curator for 90 minutes; her game attempts to parrot his Gaelic and a tentative kiss while gardening, knee-deep in soil, are strangely charming.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The sci-fi stuff is tedious, but Wiig and Mumolo are bawdy and brilliant as ever, their effortless chemistry bolstered by years of collaboration.

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