For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    What could have been a disaster in the hands of a less sensitive film-maker ends up an extraordinary feat of care, collaboration and creativity.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    The gravitational pull of sex, death and the void is palpable.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    This one hits its stride somewhere in the middle, bounding confidently towards its hopeless, poetic conclusion.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    At times, it feels as though we’re watching something we’re not supposed to be seeing, such is the detail of the emotional degradation on show; in this sense, it’s impossible not to read it as something of a nihilistic suicide note.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    The sense of the watering hole as a haven for lost souls – not to mention the threat of gentrification to civic space – couldn’t be more vérité.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Simran Hans
    The film works as a collage of everyday moments that dovetail seamlessly between the sublime and the banal. Indeed in its most mesmerising scenes, the alchemy of duration and focus elevates these moments to something more profound.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Talbot’s film is not perfect. A scene set to Joni Mitchell’s Blue makes its point awkwardly, and the narrative, like its characters, is prone to meandering. Yet as a film about place and personal mythology, it’s hugely moving.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] tender observational documentary.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Set pieces . . . are thrilling and judiciously spaced. The performances Clooney draws out are even better.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Indecision and miscommunication, it turns out, are timeless. Sexiness less so, with Jones and Rizwan not quite able to summon the smouldering chemistry of Woodley and Turner.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Eye-popping is one way to describe the prolific Japanese director’s 103rd film, a cheerfully pulpy Tokyo-set noir.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This intimate observational documentary explores poverty in Sicily from two different vantage points, drawing poetic connections between lives that don’t appear to touch.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    For a movie about the undead, Japanese director Shin’ichirô Ueda’s horror comedy is certainly lively.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    What differentiates Sendijarević’s film, however, is the hot-blooded current of feminine lust that runs through it. Zorić’s Alma stomps, pouts and scowls her way through the film, aware of her sexual power and unafraid to use it to her advantage.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film is shrewd on male friendship, suggesting that a lot of men are vulnerable and crave intimacy, but are often too poor at communicating to truly reach for it.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The result is goofily charming and a rare, age-appropriate children’s film in which the adults are silly and the kids, especially the girls, are smart.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Von Horn understands the gap between Sylwia’s authenticity online – mediated through the safety of a screen – and the intimacy her followers feel entitled to in real life.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Despite the inherent silliness, the actors play it straight. There’s an earnestness to Rylance’s performance, which encourages us to find inspiration in the underdog.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Stewart is low key and likable, creating real emotional stakes and strategically using her signature shoulders-down shuffle. A pity, then, that she and Davis don’t quite have the romcom chemistry needed to secure the film’s place in the Christmas movie canon.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Sukhitashvili’s subtle performance brings interiority to a character who might otherwise be defined entirely by her suffering.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Crawford is brilliant and bitter as a soon-to-be divorced dad unable to accept his fate.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The ensemble cast electrifies Powers’s dialogue, jockeying between black power and integration, activism and commerce, spiritual clarity, pork chops and sex.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There is an elegant, even-handed character study buried within Clint Eastwood’s crisp procedural.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Malaysian-born writer-director Yen Tan shoots stylishly in black and white 16mm, each frame a tasteful photograph. What’s most skilful, though, is the way he succeeds in complicating archetypes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This zippy car chase thriller shares some DNA with Joel Schumacher’s 1993 black comedy Falling Down . . . . Both are darkly funny studies and send-ups of emasculated men, with Crowe’s character claiming to have been “dismissed as the unworthiest fuck to ever walk the planet”.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There is an elegance to the premise – an otherwise straightforward cat-and-mouse chase around a gothic mansion – and a satisfying clip to the rewardingly gory action.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Stokes is a fascinating, elusive protagonist – she was a recluse who enjoyed daily martinis and felt a kinship with Steve Jobs. Yet Wolf treats her archive with reverence, rather than writing her off as an eccentric.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The source material is a neat fit for the Italian film-maker, who traversed similarly episodic fairytale terrain with 2015’s Tale of Tales. It’s also a critique of society that feels timeless or, rather, timely – and not just for Garrone.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Variously gorgeous, ethereal, artful and tacky, both Anne’s film and Gonzalez’s are sustained by a throbbing sexual energy, aided by French electronic act M83’s twinkling, club‑inspired score.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It’d be easy to mistake the director’s deadpan observation for mocking, but the space he holds for the darker aspects of his characters’ individual stories helps to puncture any cultivated cutesyness.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Patel excels as a smouldering, enigmatic antihero who gradually begins to drop his defences; Apte might be even better as the duplicitous femme fatale.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Like Barry Jenkins’s If Beale Street Could Talk and Todd Haynes’s Carol, Ashe takes the form of the 50s melodrama and recentres it on characters the genre has tended to ignore. This isn’t as politically restless as those films – it’s less interested in subverting the “woman’s picture” than establishing itself as one.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Ostrochovský’s camera emphasises the constricting architecture of both church and state, with its black and white morality and a claustrophobic central courtyard, frequently portrayed via stiff, judgmental God’s-eye shots.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] warm, funny and enjoyably rude debut.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    On relationships, July remains as perceptive as ever.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    As far as the plot is concerned, almost nothing happens, and yet Andreas Fontana’s sinewy debut teems with unseen threat. He crafts an atmosphere of grubbiness despite all the polished surfaces.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The new material is fresher and considerably more fun.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film feels more like an elbow in the ribs than a slap on the wrist, revelling in the miscommunications between Susan the Sasquatch’s literal-minded monkey brain.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Alternately hilarious and spine-tingling, it recalls David Lynch’s Twin Peaks in its serious, penetrating sense of doom.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Inviolata is Italian for “unspoiled”, and the word could apply to its people as much as their straw-gold land.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    What’s so invigorating is the way she gives each principle equal weighting, discussing her formal decisions, such as Cléo’s editing or the tracking shots that move right to left in 1985’s Vagabond, with the same intensity and enthusiasm as her more existential motivations (she describes her 1965 summer bummer classic Le Bonheur as “a beautiful summer peach with a worm inside”).
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Sudanese film-maker Amjad Abu Alala’s radiant drama dares to wonder if death could inspire courage rather than fear.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film’s message is a beautiful one: to integrate our real-life vulnerabilities with the persona we project is to become all the more powerful.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The comedy doesn’t work quite as well this way around, though Fowler is extremely likable as a sweet-natured slacker, channelling the endearing guilelessness of Murphy’s original Prince Akeem. Still, there are enough in-jokes and returning characters to keep fans happy.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There is an incandescence and a buoyancy to the animation that elevates the formula.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rarely does a half-hour TV show successfully stretch itself into a 90-minute film. It’s a nice surprise, then, that the popular BBC mockumentary works as a feature.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rosi’s broader critique of violence is implied through footage of a play performed by patients in a psychiatric hospital, and of a children’s art therapy class. He is more interested in the reverberations of conflict than the source, focusing on those who have suffered its effects directly.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] sensitive, frequently harrowing observational documentary.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The fuzzy plotting is balanced by Hall’s brilliantly controlled performance as the caustic, sceptical Beth, whose grief has pushed her to the knife edge of sanity.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    A more conventional director might have chosen to focus on their most famous member, Reed, but Haynes smartly structures the film as a group show, giving space to the women in the ensemble.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Though it leans on the genre beats of melodrama to occasionally clunky effect in order to mine the audience’s tears, it’s impressive how it metabolises these moments of charged emotion in order to make its wider points.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The dilemma she presents is ethical: is it fair to ask someone to traumatise (or retraumatise) themselves for the sake of art? Rather boldly, it seems as though Decker is also asking the question of herself.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Perhaps wisely, Ryan White’s slick documentary chooses not to mine the bizarre scene for comic potential. Instead, he spins the arrest of Siti Aisyah and Doan Thi Huong – economic migrants from Indonesia and Vietnam respectively – into a parable about political corruption.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The CGI critters are seamlessly integrated with the 35mm cinematography, the film stock’s grain smoothing the visual tackiness.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The momentum really builds in the third act, but the film’s quieter moments of contemplation are its most striking.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Fascinatingly, in this world there are only fascists, making the film’s looming riot police feel like a real and relevant threat.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It’s still a small, silly movie and there’s nothing particularly novel or even of the moment about its technosceptic stance on machines, but as a genre exercise, it’s a fun ride.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This Kelly is motivated by an oedipal complex and wears dresses to distract his opponents; The Babadook’s Essie Davis is equal parts fearsome and magnetic as his enterprising sex worker mother. More enjoyable still are the film’s corrupt policemen; the louche, stockinged, pipe-smoking Constable Fitzpatrick (Nicholas Hoult) and virile cartoon villain Sergeant O’Neil (Charlie Hunnam).
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It might be staged, but it has a scrappy, fly-on-the-wall feel.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    What’s interesting and unexpected is the film’s subtle acknowledgement of culturally specific generational trauma and displacement.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The more times I listen to Frozen II’s rousing anthem Into the Unknown, the more I’m convinced of its earworm quality. It’s as good (and maybe better) than the indelible Let It Go.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Ruffalo optioned the rights to Nathaniel Rich’s original article and has an executive producer credit on the film; clearly, he has a stake in the material. The actor is excellent as reluctant hero Bilott, muting his natural charisma to create a character who is both taciturn and generous, determined but socially ill at ease.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film is a utopian riff on the apocalyptic source material, a Technicolor reimagining flooded with light and optimism.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    This thoughtful documentary about Arthur Ashe, the first African American man to win Wimbledon in 1975, understands that representation is only one step towards equality.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Jóhannsson teases the possibility of a monster, but waits to reveal his hand. When he does, there’s more than a touch of gallows humour. I laughed out loud at his audacity, and had nightmares later.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Frequently, the film is enraging. Not because it shows the way in which dogma has the power to rewire the moral instincts of its devotees, but for the sombreness with which it acknowledges that the devotees allow this to happen.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Genre convention means it’s a foregone conclusion that this mission is not, in fact, “impossible”, but director Christopher McQuarrie cleverly controls the ticking clock quality that makes these films so much fun.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Dominican Republic film-maker Nelson Carlo de Los Santos Arias’s gorgeous, restlessly creative hybrid fiction combines ethnographic documentary with improvised drama to explore a clash of two religious identities.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film retains a warm sense of humour about technology’s grip on society.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Basholli understands that healing is possible, even if closure isn’t.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    No-nonsense beekeper Hatidze Muratova’s face is as weathered and craggy as the cliff face we see her scaling at the start of this gripping, Sundance-winning documentary.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There are three sides to every story in Ekwa Msangi’s vivid and carefully observed feature debut, and so she cleverly splits the film into thirds, replaying the action but changing the vantage point with each chapter.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Subverting the original text’s point of view allows Whannell to privilege his female protagonist while continuing to explore the novel’s theme of untrammelled power.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Though the references are familiar, it’s a fresh direction for the macho franchise.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Laxe has a masterly command of rhythm and pacing. The action feels unhurried, despite the film’s tight running time, and there is a spaciousness to the world-building; attentive sound design and 16mm photography capture Galicia’s damp, green allure.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Sci-fi wipe transitions, 70s-style CinemaScope photography, a drone shaped like a UFO, and a cameo from German actor Udo Kier are clever genre flourishes that playfully deliver the film’s anticolonial politics.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Hadjithomas and Joreige thoughtfully explore trauma while remaining joyful, animating Maia’s photos, which fizz, crackle and dance to life on screen.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There aren’t any isolated moments as cinematic as Byrne’s tender lamp dance in Jonathan Demme’s 1984 concert film Stop Making Sense, but the director’s playfulness is felt.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Gelbakhiani is commanding in his first acting role, metabolising heartbreak and moving with an irrepressible prowling sensuality.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There are two special moments in the film.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Favier is smart on the mechanics of abuse, and the sobering inevitability of her heroine’s downhill skid.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It delivers its “lessons” with a light touch, allowing Nick a couple of moments of genuine, relatable pathos... but encouraging the audience to take his self-loathing with a pinch of salt.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The only bum note is the music itself, despite the presence of prestige pop stars including Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson and Mary J Blige.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Though it’s filmed like a romance, the moment feels captured, not staged.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    If writing is a democratic art and social leveller, Marcello indicts the celebrity author as a sellout, steamrolling their way to success.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film is a goldmine of small but perfectly formed parts.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Writer-director Jeremy Hersh tackles the intersection of race, sexuality, class and disability with rare nuance in this wry indie drama, which observes sharply the trappings of millennial entitlement and liberal hypocrisy.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Hawkins seems beguiled by Manning’s natural charisma, and more interested in the highs and lows of her personal reckoning. These are fascinating in their own right, yet more context might have made this feel like more of a definitive portrait.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    To evaluate it solely on the basis of representation is to do it a disservice and to further narrow the parameters of how we’re allowed to talk about movies that feature “diverse” actors.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Valadez’s expressionist images give texture to the abstract emotions of rage and pain.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] remarkable documentary.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Malick links the lonely labour of working the land with the thanklessness of sainthood, asking questions about devotion, tradition and individual acts of resistance. Mileage (and the film is three hours) will likely depend on your tolerance for the director’s signature poetic style.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Wilde expertly modulates the giddy highs and bittersweet lows of being a teenager, as demonstrated in the way the film’s house party climax crests and then crashes.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It’s a bouncy, grin-inducing romp through Caribbean takeaways, designer boutiques stacked with Moschino streetwear and one ill-advised trip south of the river.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The premise of writer Natalie Krinsky’s directorial debut sounds cheesy, and it is, but watching the brooding Nick softening to putty in our goofball heroine’s presence while she remains sparkily oblivious is an earnest pleasure.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rafeea, a non-professional actor and Syrian refugee, is the film’s secret weapon. At times, the tragedy unfolding on screen feels borderline unwatchable, but his strange, fascinating, eerily adult face offers a litany of minute expressions. There is a wisdom, a soulfulness, and an icy, angry candour that feels lived rather than performed.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Genuine jump scares are bolstered by the film’s spooky sound design, as well as terrific performances from Dirisu and Mosaku, whose terror is palpable.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Fashion is fleeting, style remains, said Vreeland, and indeed the film attempts to apply her mantra, more interested in consecrating Talley as a man of taste and influence than it is probing for gossip or weakness.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Pollard’s decision to eschew traditional talking heads in favour of voiceover interviews allows the archive to take centre stage.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    It shouldn’t work yet it does, underscoring the tragedy of corrupted innocence, constricting codes of masculinity and the aftermath of trauma.

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