Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
854
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- Simon Abrams
While Thrash resembles a general-audience survival horror drama, its forgettable protagonists also frequently stop to reassure viewers—mostly through profanity-laced dialogue and occasional bursts of gore—that it’s okay to scoff at whatever they’re looking at.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 10, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
There may be nothing new about America Underdog, but it’s still good enough, as far as non-perishable comfort food goes.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The movie version of The Reason I Jump does not, in other words, successfully illustrate what its title promises, but rather generalizes about a sensitive topic to the point of inadvertently making it seem more unapproachable.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 8, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Informative but tedious talking-head doc Our Man in Tehran is for anyone who watched Argo and then wished to hear a ditzy, history-obsessed uncle ramble about the real-life political stakes of the 1979 Iranian hostage crisis.- Village Voice
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Infini doesn't go anywhere that superior science fiction films haven't already, but for a while, it's exciting enough to feel brand-new.- Village Voice
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
It’s a character-driven drama populated by sketchy characters who are mostly compelling thanks to the movie’s strong ensemble cast and Haugerud’s typically sensitive direction. So unfortunately, the suggestive power of Johanne’s journey fades as the movie slowly heads to its inconclusive finale.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 12, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
I dislike much of Mirai because most of the film's Kun-centric scenes (which take up 90% of the movie) are split between the character's un-imaginative daydreams and his full-blast fits.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 30, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
A typical Hong character performs the same actions over and over again, with minor, but noticeably different results.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 17, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Zlotowski’s stylized depiction of Rachel’s life is overly fastidious. Many creative decisions, from the score to the camera blocking, took me out of the movie. Instead of a complex character processing involved, compound emotions, I saw a talented filmmaker lightly touch upon a range of emotions while also studiously avoiding dramatic clichés and stereotypes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 21, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
The Great Buddha+ is one of those movies that's much more rewarding to think about than it is to watch.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 26, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
While zombie drama Maggie seems intended as a showcase for Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting range, the star's performance is smothered by the film's deeply affected style.- Village Voice
- Posted May 5, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
In theory, that sort of self-victimization could be funny; in this reality, not so much.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 10, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The maddeningly unfocused Israeli documentary West of the Jordan River doesn’t reveal anything insightful about Gaza settlers’ reasons for either supporting or rejecting a two-state solution.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 25, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The East is essentially divided into two halves, and neither is more illuminating than the other.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Pathological behavior seems to be the main subject of the bitter Ukrainian satire Donbass, an unpleasant, but as-advertised slice of life drama set in the title region, an embattled territory in Eastern Ukraine.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 8, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Fistful of Vengeance is a movie in duration only; it’s pretty slapdash in terms of its execution, even during its glossy-looking action set pieces.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 18, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Too bad that Ardor's arrhythmic editing and glacial pacing make it impossible to get lost in its jungles — or to invest in its pseudo-mystical ambiance.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 14, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
The Face of an Angel may not be like any other whodunit you've seen, but it's also only superficially smarter than the genre it defines itself against.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 16, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Watching La Flor is like being on the last legs of a road trip with a group of people you’ve grown increasingly alienated from. Look at the happy artists, they’re having fun playing with themselves; good for them, can I go home now?- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 2, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Mud is as unmoving as it is because it doesn’t aspire to be anything other than a competent anti-fairy tale in which the paint-by-number morals are enforced by equally obvious main protagonists.- The Playlist
- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
An exhausting, and mostly frustrating display of emotional scab-picking.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 5, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
Even the most open-minded viewers may have difficulty relating to the two lead protagonists in Border, a cynical Swedish romantic-fantasy that follows estranged border patrolwoman Tina (Eva Melander) and her unconvincing attraction to Byronic stranger Vore (Eero Milonoff).- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 26, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
This isn’t a story, but an evocative collection of asked-and-answered prompts. You buy a ticket to Pacifiction and then you react, until the nudging stops.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 17, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
A few compelling emotions and themes are suggested but rarely well expressed in Nimona, a sometimes cute but mostly hyper and overextended animated sci-fi fantasy.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 30, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Carpignano’s impressionistic plot and pseudo-naturalistic style also tends to boil down human emotions so as to only suggest rather than reveal complexity. The limiting style and characterizations in A Chiara are only so thoughtful.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 27, 2022
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- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 21, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
I often wished there was more to Hatching than just a few weak digs at bad mothers who are a little too online. Maybe you have to be Finnish to see Hatching as a blistering and culturally specific satire. Or maybe there’s just not much to get about the movie.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, much of Cryptozoo feels like an earnest, flashy genre exercise that’s more eccentric than thoughtful. It looks great on paper, but not so much on a screen.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 20, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The film's retro, John Carpenter-esque synthesizer score, composed by Jeff Grace, further pushes viewers away.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 23, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
This movie’s not frustrating because it’s blunt or vicious, but because its creators are only so interested in a world condemning Agnes to a dire fate. Her actions may ultimately be shocking, but her story is anything but.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 28, 2024
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