For 886 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 68% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 29% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Sean Axmaker's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Emitaï
Lowest review score: 0 Urban Legends: Final Cut
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 53 out of 886
886 movie reviews
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Sean Axmaker
    It becomes simply another banal gang film so familiar and predictable you have to wonder why so much potential is wasted on such a confused dramatic mess.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    While Margot's casual cruelty and the scenes of squirmy discomfort are sometimes painful to watch, the rendering of this disastrous family reunion is seriously, savagely droll.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Sean Axmaker
    You can feel the debt to Sidney Lumet's '70s studies in police corruption and cop brotherhood, but O'Connor never captures the edge of danger, anger and moral stands being ground up in compromise.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    For all its darkness and tragedy, Monster's Ball is a film that wants to be liked and Forster stumbles over his good intentions to win the audience over.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Sean Axmaker
    ATL
    Robinson makes these characters breathe, and they bring the film to life.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Sean Axmaker
    Washington's fire and righteous anger can only do so much, and the token grit amounts to a few grains of sand in the sentimental machinery.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Sean Axmaker
    Yet for all the debauchery, there's a juvenile candor in its knowing embrace of teen sex comedy cliches, as if the entire film is just one of Scott's fantasies. You half expect him to jolt awake at the end, and why not? The film fades just like a half-remembered dream.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Sean Axmaker
    The utter lack of tension or suspense is as dumbfounding as Hunt's blender approach to editing, which purees action scenes into incoherent mashes of image confetti.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 58 Sean Axmaker
    The curious character study is a comedy in a minor key, but for all White's fascination with Peggy, he brings little conviction to the healing message under all this creepiness and social awkwardness, beyond what Shannon brings to the role.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 67 Sean Axmaker
    There's nothing sophisticated or inventive about it, but Cube has fun with his characters and first-time director Marcus Raboy drives the film with enough momentum and energy to make the gags flow together almost like a real story. That's enough to carry it through another Friday.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Sean Axmaker
    The most insipidly innocuous film ever made about facing mortality and living it up before passing away, The Bucket List has as much poetry and poise as its clumsy, clunky title.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    An inspirational documentary that treats thinkers (so often the villains of our entertainments) as heroes.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    The orderly and clean drama is more like theater than history come to life.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    More clever than smart and isn't always emotionally convincing, but the cast brings a palpable, persuasive awkwardness to the social tensions of this not-so-romantic getaway, and there's a sly wit to the way the filmmakers mix and match and upend genres.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    Hammer filmed on location with local nonactors. Their lack of polish is evident -- Smith's inexpressiveness, though part of his character, is simply blank at times -- but their conviction can be just as powerful.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Sean Axmaker
    Romantic, real and as generous as it is vulnerable, the art of conversation has rarely been so acute, honest and revealing.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 42 Sean Axmaker
    For a film so intent on the rules of engagement, this is hardly engaging drama.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    The spirits of Jim Jarmusch and Kevin Smith hover over this breezy slacker comedy set on a comatose Sunday afternoon.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 67 Sean Axmaker
    I'd like to think it's all a joke, that far from a dream this is actually Linklater's idea of a nightmare.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    The actor holds the stage with his warm humor and emotionally charged anecdotes.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Sean Axmaker
    Yet another raunchy, gross-out farce, this one about smart-alecky city boys who have wacky adventures while exposing themselves in -- I mean to -- the great outdoors.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Sean Axmaker
    It's not the dance but the kids' passion, and the boisterous support of their friends and family in the audience, that makes the contest so entertaining.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Sean Axmaker
    The script is soggy and sloppy and Waters is no master of suspense, but he does have a pair of engaging stars flirting in a world of chic New York glamour.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Sean Axmaker
    For all its energy and inspired moments of giddy goofiness, Psycho Beach Party gets stuck in the sand.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Sean Axmaker
    A diversion so soggy that even the few combustible comic disasters fail to light a flame under the lukewarm laughs.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Sean Axmaker
    While Look at Me at times falls into familiar plotting, it never offers false hope or false characters.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 42 Sean Axmaker
    This film is satisfied merely to wallow in women in peril, cinematic sadism and the spectacle of violent death and dismemberment.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    It's not really scary, but it reaches a level of insanity so unhinged and dispassionately wretched that it defies description. Inspired, but not for all tastes.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Sean Axmaker
    For all the color and lively music, it's an overlong, messy labor of love built on a sense of personal betrayal that rings hollow.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 67 Sean Axmaker
    Verbinski, Depp and company just want to make it the best ride you've had all summer. If that's all you demand of a frothy summer blockbuster, then this delivers the goods.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 58 Sean Axmaker
    Even as the prosaic script gets lost in the intoxicating fantasy of the bloodless revolution, the hot heartbeat of the music drives the film with pure energy.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    The social commentary isn't subtle, but Romero delivers the goods so effectively that many won't even notice.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    Deliciously dark tale of insidious seduction.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    Fumbling characters find that survival is not a matter of economics alone, it's also a matter of hope.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    With the story's vivid and passionate women and the power of emotional healing (not to mention the intense eroticism of his hothouse romance), gives Sex and Lucia a dynamic, vigorous life.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    The restrained drama both punctures the mythic ideal of the samurai culture (trained as fighters, they mostly serve as clan bureaucrats) and spins a romantic portrait of one man who values principle over protocol despite the cost to his reputation.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 42 Sean Axmaker
    Between Stallone's soap opera of a script and Renny Harlin's speed-obsessed visuals, we're never really shown much more than fast cars and obsessed drivers.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    There is no "why" in The Grudge, at least not an explanation that provides comfort or cure. It simply is. That's what makes it really scary.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    Saw
    The filmmakers piece it together with almost clockwork perfection and deliver it with masterful misdirection, creating the most ingenious, eccentric and brazenly jaundiced psycho-thriller to come along in years.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 58 Sean Axmaker
    A competent concoction of familiar ingredients, smothered with gothic mood and served up with a generous helping of teenagers: skewered, slashed and stabbed.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    At its best when it remains with the women, and Marshall draws marvelous performances from all.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Sean Axmaker
    At its best, The Good Girl is a refreshingly adult take on adultery, where the dark humor and offbeat fringe characters don't get in the way of the consequences or the quiet declarations of devotion slipped between the words.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    For the most part the eruption of repressed anger is blindly destructive. There's little healing to be found in the bitter melodrama, but there is a small sense of triumph as the children face up and move on.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Sean Axmaker
    If Irwin is your bag, then this is your film. Otherwise, Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course is dumb, mate. Real dumb.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 58 Sean Axmaker
    Disarmingly funny in its own naive way.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    Spottiswoode and Schwarzenegger deliver a clever and colorful conspiratorial thriller with high-energy action scenes, car crashes a go-go, spectacular technology and big explosions, packaged with ferocious glee and spoofing humor. Who could ask for more from Ah-nold?
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Sean Axmaker
    The slapdash comic flailing of screenwriter and TV scribe-turned-director Ed Decter is only compounded by a script so disconnected you have to wonder if pages were lost on the way to the set.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Sean Axmaker
    Imagine Warren Beatty in "Shampoo" by way of a Jewish Rambo.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Sean Axmaker
    The young cast, all nonactors who developed their characters with Cantet and Bégaudeau, brings the weight of full lives to each of the students.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Sean Axmaker
    Apart from the gender twists, there is one notable difference between the traditional slasher flick and this gay take: Here, even the nice boy gets it on. And he doesn't even get punished for it.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 91 Sean Axmaker
    Energetic and inventive, it's a satirical, smart, grown-up thriller.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Sean Axmaker
    The lack of irony, let alone ambiguity, in an upside world in which mobsters are the underdogs, should sink the film, but Lumet's laid-back professionalism and Diesel's big-hearted performance give it an affable buoyancy.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    Those willing to give themselves up to Lynch's sensibilities will find a hypnotic and richly textural experience that challenges them to make their own connections through the imagery, echoes of repeated dialogue and metaphor.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    Underworld opera of the bravura kind, this is driven, like most Hong Kong action, more by emotion than logic.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 91 Sean Axmaker
    A bare outline of the plot reads like a space-adventure thriller with end-of-the-world stakes and a hint of celestial spirituality, and the haunted spaceship twist in the third act is pure B-movie madness.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Sean Axmaker
    It's phony and forced, but mostly it's just silly. If there was once a satirical edge to this thriller, it's been programmed right out.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Sean Axmaker
    How She Move is the latest urban music drama from MTV Films, and it manages to give a familiar story a vivid jolt of character.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    Not a comedy of guffaws and goofy gags, but a wry, underplayed little piece with an undercurrent of loss and abandonment.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    Ayala gives Joan a fiery, full-blooded passion and Aranda challenges Pedro Almodovar in the arena of self-destructive love, obsessive passion and sweaty cinematic sex. It's the lustiest costume drama in years.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 91 Sean Axmaker
    He (LaBute) pulls the farce and the violence and the fantasies together with a deft touch and a sweetness rare in American films -- especially his.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 67 Sean Axmaker
    What Spottiswoode lacks in subtlety and restraint, he balances with a heartfelt passion for the material.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    "Time destroys all," claims the film, but the monstrous capabilities of human evil is the real culprit here, and Noe is determined to prove that the real evil that men do is not fodder for cinematic spectacle and cinematic entertainment.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    There's a real joy to this film, a love of the music and an appreciation of the band's eccentric humor.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Sean Axmaker
    Cements director's place as mob-movie master.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    Jolie steals the film from nominal star McAvoy in the wild gunfight and dynamically absurd chase that kick Wanted into high gear. Her wicked moves and seductive smirk brand her immediately as a true believer who really, really loves her work.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    Verbinski puts a Jackie Chan flourish of high energy and gymnastic action on the swashbuckling stunts and swordplay and keeps this lark sailing along.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Sean Axmaker
    I guess there's something grizzled old codgers like Clint can teach those young hotshots after all.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 42 Sean Axmaker
    Prinze and Forlani coast on charisma alone, but even their charms can't coax magic from the prosaic dialogue and romantic clichés that clog this listless comedy.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Sean Axmaker
    There is no stylistic thrill to this blunt object of a callous action film. It's content to bludgeon the audience into numb resignation.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Sean Axmaker
    Yimou plays his images like a visual symphony, and turns a potential costume pageant into an exhilarating national myth.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 42 Sean Axmaker
    There are cute flourishes, but much of the cleverness is smothered by tired dialogue and doughy animation, which gives the animated characters the personality of mannequins and the look of cheap merchandising knockoffs come to life.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 42 Sean Axmaker
    Burns' trite talk and familiar romantic conflicts doesn't do any of the characters any favors. Everyone comes off flat and forced, with one notable and lovely exception: Dawson.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 25 Sean Axmaker
    It's bad enough that the lazy script substitutes goofy situations for actual gags, much of which falls flat under Rob Pritts' plodding direction, but Corky Romano finally sours in cynicism and hypocrisy.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Sean Axmaker
    The song may be somewhat familiar, but Sach gets understated performances from his entire cast and finds interesting harmonies as they play out their clashing duets.

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