Robert Koehler

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For 516 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 45% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robert Koehler's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Neil Young: Heart of Gold
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
516 movie reviews
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Von Trotta’s Arendt biopic feels like a movie stuck in another era, stolid and rote, more of an outline for a dramatic treatment than the real thing.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A former rock 'n' roller withers on the vine in California Solo, Marshall Lewy's forgettable sophomore effort (after a promising beginning with "Blue State").
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Lacking much dramatic or intellectual stimulation, it's ultimately a limp effort.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    LUV
    Heartfelt and formulaic in equal measure.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    This makes the film feel perilously close to widescreen sitcom, as do montages of New York set to Beethoven's Sixth Symphony.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The rush of watching images made in such rare locales as Andorra and Sao Tome quickly wears thin as the montage whips through considerably meaty topics (water issues, climate change, immigration, religious faith) like an impatient Web surfer.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    If anything, this Canadian production misses a great opportunity to dig into its setting and examine the dark side of seemingly pristine Toronto, even as the script by Elan Mastai and director David Weaver labors over a mostly boilerplate storyline.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Every bit as cliched as it sounds, picture offers a dramatically crude, overly familiar take on the bad-boy-turned-good story. At its best, it offers young thesps E.J. Bonilla and Veronica Diaz-Carranza a showcase for their range.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    This South Los Angeles-set dramedy flirts with terminal stereotypes and high-school movie cliches right and left.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Mannion's script goes a bit too far in terms of twists, capping the third-act suspense with a plot U-turn, and then another, that leaves audiences feeling played. Worse, the final development loses credibility in retrospect, reducing the film to the level of an exercise in paranoia, effects and one actor's ability to hold attention for nearly 90 minutes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    A mechanically efficient yet soulless dramatization of the U.S. Navy SEALs in action, Act of Valor ultimately misses its target: The hearts and minds of American audiences.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The screenplay by Daniel Tendler, Fernando Bonassi and Lula biographer Parana succumbs to many of the most unfortunate narrative tendencies of biopics, including a proclivity for piling on incident after incident as a substitute for real character insight.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Great for ADD-style viewing but not for advancing Iranian cinema's currently challenged profile.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Leiser flexes his animation muscles with a bewitching stop-motion technique, but it proves a poor fit with a scattershot storyline that includes quasi-interview and improv segments that never coalesce into a coherent whole.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    While there's the sense that this old guy/young guy spy angle has been done better by films like "Spy Game" a decade ago, Gere, never looking tougher or handsomer, and Grace, adding some action skills to his relatively cerebral persona, invigorate the proceedings in roles that would seem to benefit the actors' career arcs.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Impressive as the combination may seem on paper, having Sheridan direct this sort of genre fare reps a clear miscasting of helmer and subject, as he displays no particular feel for the material and is unable to overcome the story's generic approach, lack of striking psychological ideas, and literal-minded denouement.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Limp comedy-drama.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Never really busts out of second gear.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    An unembarrassed, high-octane demonstration of the virtues of a U.S. military with a mission, the latest war pic from 20th Century Fox -- a studio with a proud tradition in this field -- couldn't be better timed to fit the popular mood.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    The temptations of allowing a promotional video to seep inside a genuine non-fiction study nearly overtake East of Havana and its look at a bubbling hip-hop culture in Cuba.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    After a long, glum slide, pic becomes an unconvincing story of redemption.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Judd now is top-billed, but her performance is so resolutely humorless and businesslike that Freeman's gruffly affectionate warmth becomes doubly valuable, though not nearly enough to lend this generic project any special character.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    A strenuously solemn film that wants to create some kind of American pastoral tragedy out of the nation's current angst with the war.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Before the music takes over, the film inserts a few bits of charm, such as Emmylou Harris excitedly following the latest Major League Baseball scores.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Falco, light years from "The Sopranos," is exquisitely vulnerable and her scenes play well with Hutton, in his finest role in years as a good man who knows he's sold out.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Succeeds in displaying the physical drive and demands of cheerleading.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Never quite sure what it wants to be -- a magical-mysterious love story, a psychodrama, a sprawling family saga, or an uneasy combination of these.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    A blandly conceived youth adventure lacking zing or style.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    The unlikely success story of superstar Brazilian country music duo Zeze di Camargo and Luciano receives a polished if highly manipulative treatment in Two Sons of Francisco.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Fascinating if overly self-involved Slamdance entry is among the few U.S. pics that deliberately smudges the line between non-fiction and invention as it tells how Crumley and Buice meet online and develop a relationship.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    The time away from the ring has done Rocky and the franchise some good, although it takes pic a good long while to gather momentum and clout before a surprisingly satisfying third-act heavyweight bout.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The results will be received with a large, loud yawn by all but the most loyal fans of Pinter and hard-working co-stars Michael Caine and Jude Law.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The live event was hopefully more engaging than this dull adaptation.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    xXx
    A brawny commercial attraction strategically tapping into the auds for extreme sports, spy pix, thrill rides, popcorn actioners and anyone looking to see Diesel kick butt, blow stuff up and/or take his shirt off.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The filmmakers seem split between doing it straight and gleefully ripping up the genre, and never make up their minds.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Although this "Sopranos" writing vet delivers several flashes of that show's dark humor and irony, the pic leaves a hollow feeling at the end.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Latest pic directed by Gil M. Portes, could be called "To Madam With Love"; vet Filipino helmer is out to open maximum tear ducts with sentimental tale.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Can't decide whether to be an eccentric black comedy or a middle-of-the-road diversion.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    This rambling and episodic autobiographical saga of three friends coming of age in Inglewood, Calif. (aka The Wood) in the '80s is so determined to be likable that it forgets to be interesting.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Coming in the wake of the physically astonishing "Bad Boys 2," S.W.A.T. seems square.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Seldom boring but also rarely electrifying.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A pleasantly tuned vehicle for R&B star and budding actor Usher.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    This bad idea is then underlined by pallid direction from tyro helmer and TV ad vet Kevin Donovan, a virtually incomprehensible plot line and a less-than-satisfying co-starring turn from Jennifer Love Hewitt.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Mere recitation of homilies for better living -- which is what Nick Nolte's gas station guru imparts to a struggling young gymnast -- and a half-baked account of the athlete's comeback are no substitutes for a complete movie.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    If all that Ian Inaba's latest Guerilla News Network missive, American Blackout, wants to do is get left Democrats worked up into a lather of righteous anger at crafty Republicans, it does so at the expense of speaking to any other group of Americans. As such, docu is extremely limited and almost without purpose except as an organizing tool for party foot soldiers.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Despite fine casting...familiarity sets in and lack of surprises directly lessen what could have been emotionally gripping.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Result is a loose personal piece of reportage that places people over ideas and larger issues, and reveals the pic's severe limitations long before a surprisingly upbeat ending.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Begins as a smartly promising, gently farcical comedy of manners and ends as sourly and haphazardly as the lives it is poking fun at.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The latest model in the recent spate of underwhelming female star vehicles, Enough, a thriller detailing how a good wife gets back at an evil, possessive husband, is never provocative enough to generate strong emotional response.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Contains most of the elements of a "Get Shorty"-type romp without the character depth and wit.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    In the end, under-realized direction and characters deliver less than a full deck.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Weaves a humdrum plot that's never ahead of the audience until three-quarters through.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Uma Thurman, a female superhero with emotional problems and dating issues, doesn't so much fight the forces of evil as battle the wit-starved movie's torpor -- indeed, her perf suggests what the entire film might have been.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The 2003 edition written by Nat Mauldin and Ed Solomon and helmed by Andrew Fleming places the Douglas-Brooks combo inside a much more complicated if not quite as funny world.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    You'd half expect the Xbox logo to pop up on the credit roll for XXX: State of the Union, since what's on view is closer to a videogame than a movie. While that will be music to the ears of young gamers, it's noise to anyone hoping for a coherent action movie.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Ultimately implodes, letting down the 'hood, hip-hoppers and Jamie Kennedy fans looking forward to his first major starring role.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The cool hand of Canadian writer-director Jeremy Podeswa proves a disappointing match for Fugitive Pieces, a generally dull and unmemorable adaptation of Anne Michaels' extraordinary prose-poetry novel.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Bridges gives the movie its only genuine pulse as a gym coach known for his hard and manipulative ways.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Zhang Yimou's strangest and most troubled film, abounds in hysterical, mannered Tang Dynasty-era palace intrigue and dehumanized CGI battle sequences.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Campbell's performance is attuned to the extremes of unnerving calm and intensely erotic; unlike the pic, she pulls it off.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The politics of homophobia and child molestation receive a badly misjudged tweaking in Peter Paige's writing-directing debut, Say Uncle.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    An honorable but failed attempt to dramatize the dynamics that propel a basically good man to become a suicide bomber, The War Within contains provocative points inside a dull package.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    As a showcase for rising young star Michael Angarano and Christopher Plummer, pic offers the pleasures of connecting Hollywood traditions and generations in the spirit of Peter Bogdanovich's films about and inspired by the movies.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Pic's not-so-hidden agenda is to promote the fusion of science and New Age religion, making it a close cousin to ventures as Bernt and Fritjof Capra's "Mindwalk."
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    As beautiful as it is unrevealing, James Longley's Iraq in Fragments rests on a debatable but firm premise -- that the embattled country is irrevocably separated by its three dominant groups, Shiites, Sunnis and Kurds -- but brings back nothing journalistically substantial from the war front .
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Mexican-born helmer Alejandro Monteverde's debut will be remembered as a curious case of a mediocre film that wows crowds.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Writer-director Craig Ross Jr. offers both rigorously effective dramatic sections and terribly pedantic and melodramatic strokes of overkill.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Clearly inspired by, though not in the same dramatic league as, "Schindler's List," pic is marred by uneven perfs and lacks the intensity.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Takes a notorious true story about a loyal soldier-turned-bank robber, and pumps it up into charged if uneven entertainment.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Thesping and production values are solid and sometimes even attractive, but pic's overall American-style gloss becomes extremely odd and discomforting given the setting.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Unusually slick, mini-budgeted and broad piece of slapstick that liberally borrows from Neil Simon and "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight'' with the twist that gay hit men are the romantic heroes.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Giving Jonathan Rhys Meyers the kind of manly yet paternal role Spencer Tracy once mastered, this carefully wrought international production relates the basic story of reporter George Hogg without any vibrancy, emotion or style.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The star in this case is Martin Lawrence, who is not only thoroughly upstaged by nemesis Danny DeVito but is completely boxed out of his comfort zone for broad physical comedy.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Unlike the disturbingly mysterious original, Saw III is a neatly wrapped-up package that explains everything -- including Jigsaw's evil contraptions and the background of his crazed female assistant.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Unconvincingly attempts to update the futurist dystopian traditions of Orwell, Huxley and William Gibson.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Seems to be playing the author's music, but like a string quartet that plays a half-beat off.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Even with ties to the true story of high school hoops coach Jim Keith and his unlikely triumph with a 1960s Oklahoma high school girls' squad, the hackneyed, overlong Believe in Me is much too similar to a recent flood of inspirational basketball pics to distinguish it.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    A textbook case in which the parts are greater than the whole.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Exceptionally strong cast is pictures beating heart.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Assuming the victims' point of view in the type of kidnapping that's now epidemic in Latin America, Jonathan Jakubowicz's Kidnap Express depicts a nocturnal Caracas with tense energy.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Respectfully modest effort.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Refreshing strokes of science-fact in the early sections give way to action strictly from the Ridley Scott-James Cameron playbook, but without a powerful helmer behind the camera or a memorable cast in front.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Hobbled by uninspired stabs at cleverness and surreal narrative curlicues, The Big Empty goes nowhere, replete with a question mark of an ending that isn't worth answering.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    The picture's first 35 minutes sizzle until a Byzantine plot nudges the story toward near-parody in the final act.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Another superficial film about music from Scott Hicks ("Shine"), picture runs a distant second to the superior new film on John Adams and Peter Sellars, "Wonders Are Many," which really captures how a composer works.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    It's a wipeout once the pic skids into melodrama and an overly schematic sense of how success tore the group apart.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Frustratingly fritters away what fascination it develops and bows to the basic conventions of a standard detective story mixed with the theme of a physician healing himself.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Arguably the finest athlete in living memory deserves better than Michael Jordan to the Max, an honorific but unmoving portrait of the Chicago Bulls' No. 23.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Smokin' Aces blows some cool smoke rings until it makes the very un-cool mistake of overstaying its welcome.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Picture's tendency to lecture on the power of faith and religion and on the demerits of science seems to assume an almost childlike audience that needs to be spoon-fed Pablum.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Family drama appears content to present the situation without going for anything remotely close to the emotional jugular. Result is unsatisfying and even dreary, despite some fine work from Zooey Deschanel and a becalmed Will Ferrell.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    Although guided by considerable empathy toward its small circle of kinfolk eking out a living in southern Texas, Eska's tale of a woman's unconditional support of her father-in-law is told with a faux-poetic sensibility that never really connects with his characters' lives.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    The winner by a knockout is Eddie Jones...Without Jones, pic is a standard drama on the sweet science with the usual tropes and a slight tweak on the usual conflicts.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Not content with a straight psychological police procedural, Alvart mixes in distracting -- and unconvincing --Biblical symbolism in a curious bid for weightiness.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Robert Koehler
    The film toys with audience expectations and perceptions by playing fast and loose with circumstances and clues, while leading to an almost unavoidable and dismayingly obvious conclusion.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Michele Maher's Garmento appears more shocked at the fashion industry's cynical side than moviegoers are likely to be, making its drama of corruption a preordained snooze.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Director Mark Pellington hardly lets a moment pass without suggesting some bad vibes creeping onto the edges of the screen, but he's let down by Richard Hatem's script, based on John A. Keel's book, which delivers an ounce when it promised a gallon.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    Plays closer to an after-school special (with HBO-standard dialogue) than a satisfying feature film.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Robert Koehler
    While the picture's reporting on government repression of alternative cultural ideas and lifestyles is noteworthy more than anything, it's a blatant promo for Chong's career.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Robert Koehler
    Good-natured but only memorable as a platform for the amusingly feisty Peter Falk, The Thing About My Folks plies a light approach to the problems grown children face when their parents appear on the verge of divorce.

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