Rob Staeger
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54% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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42% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Rob Staeger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 50 | |
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| Highest review score: | Creepy | |
| Lowest review score: | Nothing Left to Fear | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 21 out of 73
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Mixed: 30 out of 73
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Negative: 22 out of 73
73
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- Rob Staeger
Vincent Guastini's makeup effects are the star here, a refreshing change from the inky CGI morphing of too much modern horror.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 29, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The anthology is a mixed stocking; if you reach inside, something's likely to grab you.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 29, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
The film itself works best once most of the soldiers have been dispatched—too often in the first half, the constant running and discharging of firearms proves too similar to watching a first-person-shooter video game.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 23, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
Kevin and Michael Goetz's direction emphasizes the remoteness of the setting. The howl of the desert wind and the unflagging hammer of the sun are the backdrop for every bad decision, lending them a plausibility they wouldn't have in comfort.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 20, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
In Fear traffics in suspicion, ratcheting tension, and shocks — including a few really effective ones — more than in satisfying explanations.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 4, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The Lennon Report loses some steam in its second half as the immediacy of the operating theater dissipates in press conferences and obituary voiceovers. Even so, Profe does an admirable job walking us through the day's events, weaving together the accounts of people on the scene.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 5, 2016
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- Rob Staeger
The drama plays out as expected — the ending, particularly, seems too pat — but offers several well-executed moments of tension along the way.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 2, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
After a promising start, rote possession imagery eventually becomes the focus, culminating in a by-the-numbers ending.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 19, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Green seems to be asking: In the face of beasts whose scale and life cycles we can't begin to grasp, how can we allow our fellow human beings to be so unknowable?- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 14, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
The film is playful throughout... Unfortunately, the shoddy treatment of the film's sole LGBT character and a tendency to use people in wheelchairs as punchlines mar this otherwise delightful gruesome confection.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Director Jordan Rubin and the cast know the material is ridiculous, but calibrate the tone so that the dangers still feel dangerous.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
The film suffers from a series of unsatisfying endings, but it's nonetheless refreshing to see a zombie movie with brains behind the camera instead of on the menu.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 11, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The feudal revenge drama sacrifices thrills in favor of moral reflection in the unspoiled French countryside, keeping most of its violence at arm's length.- Village Voice
- Posted May 27, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Restaging the 1978 Jonestown massacre for a present-day suspense movie is by most definitions tasteless, although The Sacrament infuses the past with ghoulish immediacy.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 3, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Unfortunately, Dinosaur 13 never manages to display the story's many complex parts in a way that enables viewers to grasp the whole beast.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 12, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
As a suspense film, Dementia is solid but unremarkable, even considering its ugly snarl of an ending. But hidden underneath, the film has all the elements for a compelling, sharp-edged family drama.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 1, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
The gun-control message is so rote that it’s of secondary interest to the film’s ambitious structure.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 21, 2017
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- Rob Staeger
Undead fare has to break new ground to stand out from the ravenous crowd, something What We Become never attempts. What might have been the best zombie movie of 2004 can't help looking a little sickly in 2016.- Village Voice
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 18, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Much of Carnage Park is merely a sun-bleached desert creepshow, a murky soup of a murderer toying with his victims simply because he's cra-a-azy.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Rob Staeger
There isn’t much marijuana use in Jonathan Berman’s documentary Calling All Earthlings, but its elliptical, ramshackle structure could make one question the merits of legalization.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 1, 2018
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- Rob Staeger
Ghoul rewards attention for much of its running time with subtle scares and growing unease, before squandering it in a shaky chase through twisted corridors that goes nowhere unexpected.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
The resulting creep show has some frantic action scenes, but never quite enough spring in its step.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 3, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 7, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares. Its longest-lasting contribution, however, might be the cheery earworm of a fight song that plays over the end credits, infectious as a zombie bite.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 30, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
Psychotic! is best when it leavens the terror with comedy, slipping moments of ridiculousness into horror tropes.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 25, 2018
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- Rob Staeger
The cast, led by Dan Ewing, Temuera Morrison, and Stephany Jacobsen, delivers sturdy character work, and the action is clear and well-executed, but none of it ventures beyond well-trod ground.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 18, 2018
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- Rob Staeger
If you're in the bag for werewolves (or have a thing for hairy dudes smoking distinctive pipes), Wolves is a beckoning howl in the night. As an action movie, however, it's surprisingly tame.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 11, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Fewer cops and more full-tilt vampire batshittery might not have resulted in a more coherent movie, necessarily, but almost certainly would've made for a more captivating one.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 28, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 27, 2016
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