Rob Nelson
Select another critic »For 98 reviews, this critic has graded:
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42% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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56% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.2 points lower than other critics.
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Rob Nelson's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | Mysteries of Lisbon | |
| Lowest review score: | Killers | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 45 out of 98
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Mixed: 40 out of 98
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Negative: 13 out of 98
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- Rob Nelson
A tantalizing mix of documentary, fiction and everything in between (including music video), Miguel Gomes’ 150-minute love song to rural Portugal, Our Beloved Month of August, scores viscerally as well as intellectually.- Variety
- Posted Jul 18, 2017
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- Rob Nelson
A masterfully composed and suitably outraged look at the neocolonialist exploitation of South Sudan.- Variety
- Posted Aug 13, 2015
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- Rob Nelson
As much as the movie rocks, Lambert & Stamp drops the needle to reveal the deep pain barely hidden in the grooves.- Variety
- Posted Mar 30, 2015
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- Rob Nelson
The effort of sussing out this satire’s attitude seems silly for the fact that its jokes just aren’t funny enough.- Variety
- Posted Jan 8, 2015
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- Rob Nelson
If a dominatrix is one who takes total control of her passive partner, then R100 is the cinematic equivalent of a kinky femme fatale in black leather and stiletto heels, cracking a whip and a smile.- Variety
- Posted Dec 10, 2014
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- Rob Nelson
Some genre fans who prefer the silly to the satiric may bite, but the anemic pic isn’t remotely weird or witty enough for cult immortality.- Variety
- Posted Nov 18, 2014
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- Posted Oct 20, 2014
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- Rob Nelson
The docu’s accomplished summary of tension-filled events as they transpired from minute to minute comes at the expense of wide-angle historical context.- Variety
- Posted Aug 25, 2014
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- Rob Nelson
A digressive, daringly experimental study of a flailing musician, magnetically played by accomplished bluesman and poet Willis Earl Beal.- Variety
- Posted Aug 25, 2014
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- Rob Nelson
An extraordinarily engrossing tale becomes an extremely uncinematic experience in the hands of Israeli documentarian Nadav Schirman.- Variety
- Posted Jul 7, 2014
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- Rob Nelson
An aptly intense and innovative study of pioneering rock poet Nick Cave, 20,000 Days on Earth playfully disguises itself as fiction while more than fulfilling the requirements of a biographical documentary.- Variety
- Posted Mar 12, 2014
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- Rob Nelson
Rossato-Bennett’s over-the-top narration often sounds cloying and banal... But the filmmaker succeeds in providing context, medical and historical, in between awakenings.- Variety
- Posted Jan 28, 2014
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- Rob Nelson
Camp X-Ray is most commendable for believably depicting the U.S. military from a female’s point of view.- Variety
- Posted Jan 26, 2014
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- Posted Jan 21, 2014
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- Posted Jan 16, 2014
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- Rob Nelson
The narratively jumbled film...features too many scenes that amount to mere stargazing.- Variety
- Posted Oct 27, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Though the ugly phobia that gave rise to the killing and permeated the legal proceedings boils the blood, the film’s tone is somber rather than angry, and its effect is quietly devastating.- Variety
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Director Argento half-heartedly mixes schlocky 3D f/x with one-dimensional characters for a near-two-hour joke that ought to have been funnier.- Variety
- Posted Sep 30, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
The ups and downs of a decades-long friendship are charted with warmth and sensitivity in Shepard and Dark.- Variety
- Posted Sep 21, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Acquitting herself capably in a lead role that strips her bare in more ways than one, Robin Weigert (HBO’s “Deadwood”) proves worthy of a future in features, whereas first-time writer-director Stacie Passon mainly exposes her background in commercials.- Variety
- Posted Sep 8, 2013
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- Posted Sep 4, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Escape From Tomorrow is a sneakily subversive exercise in low-budget surrealism and anti-corporate satire.- Variety
- Posted Aug 19, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Director Jesse James Miller’s bio of ‘80s-era World Boxing Council lightweight champ Ray “Boom Boom” Mancini connects on emotional levels in the telling of an up-from-nothing brawler whose colorful career climaxed in tragedy.- Variety
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
The brisk, brief feature appears more atmospheric than terrifying, but its bare-bones tale gets under the skin.- Variety
- Posted Aug 6, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
By turns pulse-quickening and contemplative, The Crash Reel is a thoroughly winning docu portrait of former pro snowboarder Kevin Pearce.- Variety
- Posted Jul 4, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Director Scott Hamilton Kennedy (“The Garden”) favors formulaic uplift over investigation, failing to offer a p.o.v. on whether young creative people should be driven as mercilessly as these. Lackluster videography further dulls the pic, which culminates in frustratingly fleeting glimpses of the students’ year-end performances.- Variety
- Posted Jun 4, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Bursting with cheap f/x, the pic is often tedious when not repugnant, but it’s hard to dislike.- Variety
- Posted Jun 4, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
It takes pains to make the political personal, forging the viewer’s identification with Scahill by making persistent use of his voiceover narration and keeping him oncamera throughout.- Variety
- Posted Jun 2, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Abundantly goofy, but atmospheric only in spots, this flat-affect screwballer has its moments, and may attract a minor cult.- Variety
- Posted May 23, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
This disarmingly cheeky, intermittently gorgeous trifle would create the perfect bookend to a career begun almost 50 years ago.- Variety
- Posted May 20, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Reducing an immensely disturbing, politically byzantine tale to a series of cartoonish vignettes, this celeb-studded biopic squanders a gutsy performance by Amanda Seyfried.- Variety
- Posted Apr 23, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
The clearest achievement of Dolan’s typically self-indulgent eye-popper comes in equating its gender-bending protagonist’s metamorphoses with those in any relationship that lasts for years.- Variety
- Posted Apr 15, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
The helmer’s narrative dead end here registers not as a lack of nerve so much as a lack of imagination.- Variety
- Posted Apr 14, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Straining to be a distaff “Deliverance,” indie thriller Black Rock is unable to shock, much less convince.- Variety
- Posted Apr 10, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
This documentary plays like an extended episode of “Unsolved Mysteries,” deficient as it is in stylistic zeal, investigative spirit and plain old scares.- Variety
- Posted Mar 18, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
This merciless work of anti-entertainment is arguably admirable for being as disturbingly disgusting as it wants to be.- Variety
- Posted Mar 13, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Skillfully adapted from Tim Tharp's novel, evocatively lensed in the working-class neighborhoods of Athens, Ga., and tenderly acted by Miles Teller and Shailene Woodley, this bittersweet ode to the moment of childhood's end builds quietly to a pitch-perfect finale.- Variety
- Posted Feb 28, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Oddly overstuffed with cameos by bigscreen actors playing tongue-in-cheek versions of themselves, Webber's Los Angeles-set, microbudget dramedy delivers some rare and beautiful moments of daddy day-care, but its tone shifts more wildly than a preschooler's disposition and its narrative is stillborn.- Variety
- Posted Feb 22, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Handsomely produced and never less than hugely entertaining, Ascher's film is catnip for Kubrickians and critics both professional and otherwise.- Variety
- Posted Feb 10, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
Give or take the titular disclosure, John Dies at the End is a thoroughly unpredictable horror-comedy -- and an immensely entertaining one, too.- Variety
- Posted Jan 9, 2013
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- Rob Nelson
A bona fide high-wire act, Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away delivers towering thrills through its candy-colored 3D ode to the titular outfit's astounding acrobatics.- Variety
- Posted Dec 19, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
A costumer that's well named for being pleasant and conventional but little more.- Variety
- Posted Dec 4, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
A highly satisfying Western-cum-noir in the old tradition, Deadfall is alive in ways that are all too rare among American movies.- Variety
- Posted Nov 28, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
Audaciously giving itself license to do whatever it wants, Leos Carax's narratively unhinged, beautifully shot and frequently hilarious Holy Motors coheres -- arguably, anyway -- into a vivid jaunt through the auteur's cinematic obsessions.- Variety
- Posted Oct 15, 2012
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- Posted Sep 29, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
First-time writer-director Stephen Chbosky adapts his young-adult bestseller with far more passion than skill, which suits familiar scenes of adolescent awkwardness aptly enough.- Variety
- Posted Sep 13, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
A literary film that stands to work best for those who don't read, The Words is a slick, superficially clever compendium of stories about authors of uncertain talent and varying success.- Variety
- Posted Aug 22, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
First-time writer-director Aurora Guerrero beautifully captures the fluctuating dynamics of friendship between 15-year-old girls in Mosquita y Mari.- Variety
- Posted Aug 2, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
This monotonously deadpan coming-of-age comedy has little to recommend it beyond some beautiful widescreen cinematography and the momentary kick of seeing David Duchovny looking like a stoned Jesus as Goat Man.- Variety
- Posted Jul 28, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
Much like the band's self-conscious synth-pop itself, "Shut Up" is initially satiric but ultimately disarming in its emotional resonance.- Variety
- Posted Jul 17, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
Gets one's attention but doesn't keep it, due to ill-cued flashbacks, groan-inducing dialogue and wooden performances.- Variety
- Posted Jun 16, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
An aptly infuriating expose of sexual abuse within the U.S. military, Kirby Dick's documentary The Invisible War calls high-ranking officials to account for turning a blind eye to a violent epidemic.- Variety
- Posted Jun 15, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
The picture scores big points by drawing a sharp distinction between corporate vidgame programmers and indies.- Variety
- Posted May 14, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
This low-budget shocker eventually pays off, displaying just enough narrative ingenuity to compensate for a cinematically crude and logistically sketchy deployment of the requisite blood-and-guts mayhem.- Variety
- Posted May 10, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
Under African Skies is appreciably smarter than most celebrity musician documentaries.- Variety
- Posted May 8, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
There's no mistaking Jardin's playful mastery of the Hollywood-style action aesthetic; his movie starts in high gear and accelerates steadily from there.- Variety
- Posted May 8, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
A typically smart performance by Juliette Binoche isn't enough to keep Elles from drowning in pseudo-intellectual pretension and general banality.- Variety
- Posted Apr 21, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
Payback is a rarefied conceptual documentary that will appeal to a limited but highly appreciative audience.- Variety
- Posted Apr 21, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
Pulling off the thespian equivalent of running a marathon, the hyperventilating Olsen works awfully hard in the service of a film that, in the end, does little or nothing to preserve her character's integrity.- Variety
- Posted Mar 3, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
Even devotees of the Replacements' defiant perversity will be unsatisfied with this talky tribute to a noisy band.- Variety
- Posted Feb 11, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
Variably articulate subjects drone on and on in an 83-minute film that could easily make its TV news-style point in a half-hour or less.- Variety
- Posted Feb 6, 2012
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- Rob Nelson
Alternately gutsy and preachy, specific and scattered, the righteously angry pic risks alienating those who could be galvanized by its proof of Big Oil's corrupting omnipotence.- Variety
- Posted Nov 28, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Focusing on the absurdly ultraviolent tit-for-tat tussles among a trio of Tokyo crime families, the film is a beautifully staged marvel that confidently reasserts Kitano's considerable cinematic gifts.- Variety
- Posted Nov 27, 2011
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- Posted Nov 27, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
In this case, Montiel's awkward appropriation of gritty crime-drama conventions results in a film that's contrived and implausible, at times absurdly so.- Variety
- Posted Nov 1, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Mistaking over-the-top dysfunctional family cruelty for comedy and drama, Another Happy Day tries and fails to channel "Rachel Getting Married" in its protracted tale of a wedding-party weekend that turns predictably from scabrous to redemptive.- Variety
- Posted Nov 1, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
In the curious absence of religious satire, toilet humor isn't enough to constitute comedy, while the leads' grating performances make 81 minutes feel eternal.- Variety
- Posted Oct 16, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Far less chilling than versions from 1951 and 1982, Universal's latest take on The Thing at least has a strong lead thesp in Mary Elizabeth Winstead, recruited for the studio's bid to turn a tale of ice-cold macho paranoia into a beauty-vs.-beast shocker a la "Alien."- Variety
- Posted Oct 13, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Paramount's Footloose reboot never quite cuts loose enough to distinguish itself from the original.- Variety
- Posted Oct 2, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Shovels enough dirt on the Tea Party guru and self-described hockey mom to satisfy her haters, but lacks sufficient humor and insight to make it a must-see for anyone outside the Brit muckraker's fan base.- Variety
- Posted Sep 25, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Finding a pulse only in the band's late-reel performance of "Alive," a lusty passage that would've begun a pic intent on making a case for the group's greatness, "Twenty" simply counts the years from 1991 via sludgy backstage and onstage footage whose rarity can't forgive its inclusion. Crowe's critic mentor, the late Lester Bangs, would cringe.- Variety
- Posted Sep 17, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Unlike his "Snakes on a Plane," director David R. Ellis' sharks-in-a-lake thriller displays little sense of its scenario's camp potential. Gore, too, is in short supply on account of the pic's PG-13 rating, which renders the attack scenes nearly toothless.- Variety
- Posted Sep 2, 2011
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- Posted Aug 13, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
A handsomely mounted adaptation of the like-titled Portuguese novel, Ruiz's 4 1/2-hour epic establishes the essential ambiguity of its chameleonic characters from the get-go and proceeds thereby, with riveting results and revelations that continue right to the end.- Variety
- Posted Aug 1, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
A movie that tries and fails to channel the indelibly dreamy mood of Sofia Coppola's "The Virgin Suicides." Well-intentioned but derivative and only intermittently engaging, the suburban Michigan-set indie hits at least as many false notes as true ones.- Variety
- Posted Jul 18, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
A weaker "Elephant," Quebecois director Denis Villeneuve's school-shooting drama Polytechnique nevertheless distinguishes itself by endeavoring to comprehend the 25-year-old man who murdered more than a dozen female students at Montreal's Polytechnique School in 1989.- Variety
- Posted Jun 28, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
An aptly gorgeous-looking Manhattan meller whose quartet of sexy actors proves no less attractive than the well-mounted picture as a whole.- Variety
- Posted May 2, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Distinguished by splashy cinematography, engaging performances from Dennis Quaid and Helen Hunt as the girl's go-get-'em parents.- Variety
- Posted Mar 30, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Waiting for Super to deliver the funny is an experience as long as the film itself.- Variety
- Posted Mar 28, 2011
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- Posted Mar 27, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
More compelling as an intellectual exercise than an emotional one, Certified Copy finds deep-thinking writer-director Abbas Kiarostami asserting there's nothing new under the Tuscan sun, particularly not his own conventional romantic drama set in rural Italy.- Variety
- Posted Mar 7, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Repugnant content, grislier than the ugliest torture porn, ought to have made the film unwatchable, but it doesn't, simply because Kim's picture is so beautifully filmed, carefully structured and viscerally engaging.- Variety
- Posted Mar 1, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Despite amply funded f/x, including some spectacular muscle-car stunts, the movie motors to the grindhouse with squealing tires and guitars, gratuitous nudity and gore, and a scantily clad greasy-spoon waitress endearingly played by Amber Heard.- Variety
- Posted Feb 25, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
Splashy colors, oddball framing, super-cool threads and cranked-up retro music supply the picture's bizarre love triangle with a dance-club atmosphere that'll seduce young audiences of most any orientation.- Variety
- Posted Feb 21, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
The movie is witty only on occasion. But it lingers in the mind, thanks largely to its trio of actors -- especially Alex Karpovsky.- Variety
- Posted Feb 9, 2011
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- Posted Feb 4, 2011
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- Rob Nelson
That Saw 3D is relentlessly repugnant will delight the franchise's fans and surprise almost no one. The best that can be said for the picture, gamely directed by longtime "Saw" cutter Kevin Greutert, is that it offers little in between the traps, which are more creatively vicious than they've ever been.- Variety
- Posted Dec 14, 2010
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- Rob Nelson
Though stretched to a two-hour run time, Doctorow's socially critical tale is reduced to queasy spectacle.- Variety
- Posted Oct 24, 2010
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- Rob Nelson
Sparked by wonderfully lived-in performances from Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right is alright, if not up to the level of writer-director Lisa Cholodenko's earlier pair of new bohemian dramas, "High Art" and "Laurel Canyon."- Variety
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- Rob Nelson
Those wearing black finger-polish are bound to appreciate it, but first-time feature director Alexandre Franchi deserves mainstream cred for his own cheeky role-play.- Variety
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- Rob Nelson
Repellent not only in content but in visual style, writer-director Rob Zombie’s hatchet job on the series he revived so artfully two years ago plays like a violent act of euthanasia upon the huge, brain-dead body of work inspired by the 30-year-old “Halloween.”- Variety
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- Rob Nelson
Slight but winning and often funny, the scrappy Amerindie Wah Do Dem is a fish-out-of-water comedy driven by Sean "Bones" Sullivan's offbeat performance.- Variety
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- Rob Nelson
This fawning docu goes to lengths to portray the octogenarian Playboy magazine founder as among the greatest figures of 20th-century American popular culture, while only cursorily acknowledging his status as a pioneering softcore pornographer.- Variety
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- Rob Nelson
Debuting writer-director Anusha Rizvi manages to wrest a lively feature out of a gravely serious issue, capturing the desperation of India's village farmers, as well as the nation's shift from agriculture to industrialization, without losing sight of the entertainment principle.- Variety
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- Rob Nelson
Bullets fly and jokes land with a thud in Killers, a deadly dull hubby's-a-hit man farce that alternately resembles a knockoff of 2005's "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" and a rehash of "Knight & Day" avant la lettre .- Variety
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- Rob Nelson
In purely cinematic terms, Buried, set in late 2006, is an ingenious exercise in sustained tension that would make Alfred Hitchcock turn over in his grave.- Variety
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- Rob Nelson
Charles Ferguson's sophomore film Inside Job is the definitive screen investigation of the global economic crisis, providing hard evidence of flagrant amorality -- and of a new nonfiction master at work.- Variety
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